[Complete] I'm really a good person

Part1

Two years after the marriage of Rin Wanzuka and Osamu Dazai, the little prince of the Wanzuka family was born.

Regarding the name of His Royal Highness the little prince, Uncle Wanzuka Haruka has a completely different attitude from his own father, Dazai Osamu, who officially changed his name to 'Mantsukaji' after marriage.

"A name or something...you can just name it."

Although the name on the personal information has been changed to "Osamu Wanzuka", Osamu Dazai, who is often called "Mr. Dazai" in daily life, hugs Rin Wanzuka in confinement and says it doesn't matter.

"No! How can the name of His Royal Highness be random!"

Wanzuka Haruka, who was sitting in a pile of dictionaries, said dissatisfiedly, "You fucking let me go of Xiao Lin."

"No," Osamu Dazai tightened his arms, and decisively rejected the uncle who was obviously in a temper, "What would Rin-chan want to eat tonight? I'll make it for you~"

"Leave our kitchen alone," Rin Wanzuka put down the book in her hand. Although she had to read less books during the confinement period, she was really bored. "What about the children?"

"Oh, Ellie and the others took the baby to the next room."

Haruka Wanzuka decisively dropped the number of dictionaries in his hand, went to Rin Wanzuka's bed and pulled off a certain dog skin plaster. "Little Rin, take a good rest, I'll take this guy to the next door to see the child."

"I don't want it! I want to be with Rin-chan!"

"Don't even think about it! Don't think about it!"

Rin Wanzuka looked expressionlessly at her husband and elder brother, whose relationship was the same as before marriage, and left the room. Even after closing the door, they could hear the quarrel between the two.

But it's true... what should the child's name be?

Thinking like this, Rin Wanzuka went to the pile of dictionaries and picked up the one on the top.

The little prince, who was so worried about his uncle and mother, was sleeping in the arms of the beautiful artificial man.

"The baby is so cute~"

"Yes, yes, exactly the same as Xiao Lin~"

"..."

Emiya, who came here from Chaldea to cook nutritious meals for Rin Wanzuka, hesitated to speak and looked at the women around the sleeping baby.

With a strong desire to survive, he swallowed the words, "Are you blind? The child is obviously carved out of the same mold as his father, right?"

Indeed, except for the color of hair and eyes inherited from his mother, the little prince is almost exactly the same as Osamu Dazai.

Emiya pressed his forehead and returned to the kitchen helplessly.

This world is too scary, only the kitchen can have some warmth.

He wants to use all kinds of food preparation methods to erase the horrible scene in his mind of the motherly smiles of the female heroic spirits.

Part2

Children grow at an astonishing rate, almost every day.

In the blink of an eye, the little prince of the Wanzuka family—Nen Wanzuka grew up to the point where he was babbling.

Osamu Dazai did not feel displeased with the first "mother" that the little prince called, or he was quite happy that Rin Wanzuka had a higher status in the child's heart than him, but the second "father" that was called He's set!

So Haruka Wanzuka, who can only run home occasionally, and Osamu Dazai, who has been around Rin Wanzuka all year round, fought for the little prince for the first time.

"Come on, call Daddy."

The little prince bit his finger and innocently looked at Osamu Dazai who was squatting in front of him.

"You can't, go away! Come, Your Highness, the subordinate is uncle! Uncle—uncle—!"

"Brother, you are so humble."

"Fuck off!!!"

However, no matter how these two people taught the little prince, the little prince would not talk about life or death.

But no matter how you say it, compared to Haruka Wanzuka who only comes home once in a while, Osamu Dazai can obviously get the moon by being close to the water.

On this day, Osamu Dazai was called by Rin Wanzuka to buy some supplementary food for the little prince, and when he came back, he heard his son shouting for his father.

When he put down the things he bought and ran to his little prince's room, he saw a familiar sand-colored figure squatting in front of his son.

He picked up the little prince and turned his head to say hello to Osamu Dazai who was standing expressionlessly at the door: "Yo, are you back?"

As if he didn't see the gloomy expression on Dazai Osamu's face, the black-haired young man showed a bright smile: "I originally came to tease 'my' son, but I didn't expect to be called 'Dad' right away?"

"..." Osamu Dazai showed the same bright smile, "Excuse me, have you ever heard of the Hyakki Night Walk?"

Raise your hand, summon, ghostly.

Part3

One day, someone sent a piece of cake to someone. The three-year-old little prince, who had grown teeth, liked the cake very much.

In the beginning, Rin Wanzuka fed his prince with a fork, but then the little prince was so anxious that he started to catch it_(:зゝ∠)_

"Don't grab it with your hands," Rin Wanzuka patted his little prince's fleshy little hand expressionlessly, "Eat with a fork."

She demonstrated how to hold a fork, and then saw the little prince, who was as smart as his father, picked up the fork and ate happily.

... Come on, wise man.

"Azhi, take a look at the child and ask him to eat less, I'll go prepare dinner."

"Good~"

Osamu Dazai took out his own coffee from the kitchen and sat on the sofa, holding his chin and staring at the little prince eating the cake seriously.

"...do you like it so much?" He murmured in a low voice, and then said to his son with a smile, "Can Nianjun give Dad a piece?"

The little prince, whose face was covered with cream, raised his head to look at his father who kept a perfect smile, and then looked down at his favorite little cake, lost in thought.

Osamu Dazai didn't urge him, he just held his chin with interest and watched how his son would choose.

In the end, the little prince hesitantly gave a piece to Osamu Dazai.

The black-haired young man looked at the 'piece' of cake held by his son, which was about as long as his young index finger, took the remaining large piece of cake on the coffee table and stuffed it into his mouth without changing his smile, "Thank you for the hospitality ~"

He said vaguely.

The little prince is so adorable.

As if he didn't understand what happened, he looked back at the empty cake box, then at the only 'piece' of cake left in his hand, and looked up at the man with a face of 'successful plot'.

"..."

The black eyes similar to his mother's were instantly stained with water vapor, and his face flushed red.He stuffed the remaining cake into his mouth, and pointed at the complacent man on the sofa with his other hand, crying with anger and grievance after being cheated, "Bastard mackerel!!!"

"Pfft...cough cough cough!"

Hearing the sound, Rin Wanzuka walked out of the kitchen wearing an apron expressionlessly, and saw the man in the living room with a coughing expression on his face and his son who was crying and scolding "bastard mackerel".

"Osamu Dazai...is this how you take care of your children?"

Do you want to kneel on the washboard or sleep in the study by yourself?

Part4

The little prince is old enough to go to kindergarten.

Although there are all kinds of excellent teachers (heroic spirits) in the family, Rin Wanzuka still wants the little prince to experience the school environment.

So here he comes.

"Hi everyone, I'm Wanzuka Nen."

The little prince with short dark blond hair showed a bright smile to his kindergarten classmates, "Please teach me more!"

It has to be said that the little prince, who inherited his father's good looks and IQ, thrived in the kindergarten, but there was one boy who was still unwilling to talk to him.

From childhood to adulthood, except for the father who is a class enemy because he competed for his mother's attention together, no one in the family would say 'No' to him, so for this pink-haired boy who ignored him, the little prince said:

Hey man, you managed to get my attention.

The pink-haired boy who heard the voice of the little prince: ...

In the following period of time, Saiki Kusuo realized how annoying a boy who inherited his father's annoying talent was... irritating.

What changed the "chasing" relationship between the two was that when Osamu Dazai came to pick up the little prince one day, he accidentally ran into the little bird who was petrified by the petrification ability that Saiki Kusuo suddenly awakened at noon.

"..."

Osamu Dazai shifted his gaze from the flying bird to the boy staring at him, "Is this your superpower?"

[No, superpowers. ]

Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, and had expectations for the man in front of him who could eliminate his super power.

He didn't care if he would be rude, so he patted the man with his paw, and decisively took off the sunglasses that he teleported home at noon, and looked directly at the little prince with his dark purple eyes.

"?"

The little prince looked blankly at the originally indifferent boy who ignored him no matter what he said, so excited that pink flowers floated around him.

Saiki Kusuo opened his mouth rarely and said in person: "Swap your father with me! My father will not rob your mother from you."

The little prince who was a little unhappy at first burst into a smile, and said without hesitation: "Deal!"

"..."

Osamu Dazai smiled and took back the sunglasses in Saiki Kusuo's hand, "Sorry, I don't agree."

He felt that Mr. Qi Mu would not agree, if he dared to agree...kill him!

Part5

The little prince went to kindergarten with Saiki Kusuo, but after he entered elementary school, Saiki Kusuo couldn't continue to be his classmate.

Because the little prince went to Holy Night Primary School, and Saiki Kusuo went to another primary school.

Originally thought that losing the 'toy' Saiki Kusuo (Saiki Kusuo: ???) would be super boring in the six years of elementary school, but he found out that he was wrong on the first day of school.

The little prince was wearing the first grade uniform of Holy Night Primary School and stood not far from the school gate, watching the members of the student union who were said to be the school's 'guardians' coming together.

There are different Q-version villains floating around them, and other students seem to be unable to see those elf-like things.

The corner of the little prince's mouth twitched into a malicious smile, but he had no choice but to rush up to have some fun now, after all, his primary school days were still so~ long~

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The author has something to say: The order I wrote is the order that the friends want to watch, so the goose that was originally the last episode became the first_(:зゝ∠)_The next one should be You Lin and the leader Zai .

The cake plot in this inspiration comes from the interaction between my brother and my little niece, but my brother ate the small piece of cake and the big one got into my little niece's stomach. (The cake for my brother is really small, I am not exaggerating at all, I was dying of laughter when I saw the tangled expression on my little niece)

But the cake my little niece ate...it was actually my _(:зゝ∠)_. I ate it for the first time but didn’t like the taste very much. As a result, my little niece who had already eaten a strawberry cake liked it very much.