[Complete] I'm really a good person

Edible Guide: Spoiler alert, the timeline is just before the end. OOC warning!Please eat with caution!If everything is OK, then I wish you a happy meal!Taken is called Dazai here, and the leader is called Dazai. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Kunikida Doppo stepped into the gate of Buteisha punctually as usual, and he watched with satisfaction that the minute hand on his watch just pointed to twelve.

Well, a perfect day starts with a precise time to go to work.

He raised his head and was about to walk towards his desk, but the moment he saw the person working hard on the opposite side of his desk, he began to wonder if he was not awake.

no no no!There's no way he wasn't awake!Judging from the work and rest schedule on the account, it must be time to wake up now!

So it's because my action of pushing the door is wrong, so I can't put the account in the right pocket?

He backed out in silence, and seriously put the handbook that recorded his ideals and his schedule into the left pocket.

After confirming that everything on him was placed as usual, he took a deep breath and pushed the door open again.

"Yo, good morning! Kunikida!"

The black-haired man in a sand-colored windbreaker noticed him and waved at him. After saying hello, he pointed to a stack of documents piled up on the table, "Is there anything else I can do? It's done."

"...Who are you?! What did you do to Dazai!!!"

He roared angrily and took out his pocketbook, pointing the transformed pistol at Dazai sitting in front of the table.

Dazai raised his hands innocently, "What are you talking about, Kunikida? I am Osamu Dazai."

He paused for a moment, and finally added deliberately, "It's Osamu Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency."

Kunikida Doppo looked at the other party hesitantly, and Dazai smiled even more innocently when he noticed his gaze.

"...No! I don't believe it! It's impossible for Dazai to go to work on time, and it's impossible for him to sit at his desk and process documents honestly!"

"Is my image in Kunikida's heart so bad?"

Dazai wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, and said sadly, "Then, the scandal that Kunikida doesn't want people to know is..."

"Okay, you shut up!!!"

Furiously, he interrupted Dazai's incomplete sentence, startling Nakajima Atsushi who just wanted to enter the door.

"What's wrong, Mr. Kunikida?"

Is Mr. Dazai doing something again?

The white-haired boy poked his head out hesitantly, and looked at the same Dazai with a puzzled expression.

"Mr. Dazai?"

"It's me, Don-kun!"

Hearing Atsushi Nakajima's question, Dazai waved at him happily, then squinted at Kunikida Doppo who was beside him and looked at the documents he had just processed, "Atsushi-kun trusts me more than Kunikida, I Kunikida's partner is really sad."

"Who made you sick early in the morning!" Kunikida Doppo subconsciously yelled back, looked at the documents in his hand with an indescribable expression, and asked in disbelief, "You dealt with all of this in the morning?"

"Yes."

Dazai slumped in the office chair, playing with the swivel chair boredly, "I don't want to go out today, so I can't commit suicide and find my lovely lady to die for love, so I have to deal with the documents."

"Why don't you want to go out, Mr. Dazai? Today is the full moon festival, right?"

"It's because it's the full moon festival, so I don't want to go out."

"?"

"Because I received a text message from Wanshiwu."

Edogawa Ranpo, who was sitting behind his table and kept eating snacks, said casually while opening potato chips, and then looked at Dazai with a disgusted expression as if he had eaten a fly.

"Eh? Mr. Wanshiwu sent you a text message?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was helping to move things, stopped, and turned his head to look at Dazai, who was sitting on his seat with a displeased face.

He said with disgust, "Yes, yes, send me a message early in the morning. Is it great to have a girlfriend? Show affection and love quickly!"

"Oh, this person is really vicious, Rin-chan, why don't we leave as soon as possible?"

"To shut up."

Rin Wanzuka opened the door of the Armed Detective Agency and walked in, saying hello to everyone, "Happy full moon festival, this is the Tsukimi dumpling sent by my brother, you can try it when you watch the moon at night .”

However, the outstretched hand did not receive the bag containing Tsukimidango.

She turned her head expressionlessly.

Sure enough, her boyfriend was fighting with another self with their eyes.

"Aji."

"Oh." Osamu Dazai handed her the bag in his hand slowly, and watched her hand it to Kunikida Doppo.But he still muttered unwillingly, "Why do you want to eat my brother's Yuejian dumplings?"

...By patience, today is the full moon festival, try not to hit him.

I don't know if it's because her tolerance for him has increased to a certain level after their official relationship, and the number of times he complained to her death in front of her is increasing.

"Stop making trouble, I'll give it to someone else. It's not just him."

"Then send a few more people!"

"Row."

Anyway, it's not a very expensive thing.

Rin Wanzuka thought indifferently.Originally, she wanted to chat with the members of the Armed Detective Agency again, but seeing her boyfriend go to provoke herself from the Armed Detective Agency... For the sake of her boyfriend's life, she resolutely took Dazai Osamu and left.

Although Dazai Osamu of the Armed Detective Agency may not be able to beat his own Dazai Osamu.

After the two left, the members of the Armed Detective Agency looked at Tsukimi Danko who was taken away by Edogawa Ranpo, and then at Dazai who was paralyzed in his position.

"I lost."

"I lost."

"Yeah, I lost completely."

Dazai paralyzed in position: I'm still here :)

Rin Wanzuka and Osamu Dazai came to the Uzumaki Cafe downstairs after leaving the Armed Detective Agency, and gave Tsukimi Dango to the store manager and his wife, and even Lucy, who was working part-time, got a copy.

Then the two went to the Kohei Building again, and gave the Tsukimi Dango to Akutagawa Ryunosuke who had just returned from a mission. The other party was obviously excited and wanted to faint on the spot, but they were still pulled in by Gin who got the news and rushed back. in the building.

After asking Mr. Hirotsu to distribute the rest of Tsukimi Dango to Mr. Mori and the others, the two slowly set off on their way home.

Because early in the morning, Rin Wanzuka posted a sign on the gate of Wanshiwu that Wanshiwu was closed today, and the two of them turned off their mobile phones at work at the same time.

Osamu Dazai even pulled out the battery.

He said so.

"Because I don't want to be disturbed by the world between me and Rin-chan~"

But Rin Wanzuka looked at him holding her usual personal mobile phone, and said indifferently.

"Take your hands off the battery of my phone, or I'll let you and Her Highness Kaguya be in close contact all night."

"In that case, won't Rin-chan be jealous?"

"will not."

"Rin-chan, you don't love me anymore! QAQ" He immediately ran to the corner and secretly planted mushrooms, muttering, "If this is the case, then I will drag Rin-chan to die in love together, and die together If that's the case, even if Rin-chan doesn't want to be with me, she won't regret it anymore..."

"Are you sure?"

Rin Wanzuka looked at him blankly and began to play with his upper body, "Are you sure you can beat me?"

"..."

"Or are you going to ask Mr. Chuya to fight me?"

"I do not want!"

After subconsciously rebutting, he shrank back again, and Rin Wanzuka felt that if he didn't pull him out of there, they wouldn't even think about going out today.

Her house will also be unable to live in it because of the growth of mushrooms.

With a soft tut, she walked over with a blank expression.Deliberately calling him in an angry tone, "Osamu Dazai."

After the other party raised his head subconsciously, he grabbed the other party's collar and kissed him.

That's why they arrived at the Armed Detective Agency a little later than expected.

Tired.

Thinking of this, Rin Wanzuka sighed helplessly, and Osamu Dazai, who was walking slowly while holding her hand, stopped immediately, "What's the matter, Rin-chan?"

"No, nothing."

"Did you forget to buy something?"

"No... no, wait a minute, it seems that I really forgot to buy sake."

Because she doesn't usually drink alcohol, and Osamu Dazai prefers cider, so both of them forgot to buy the sake they drank while watching the moon.

Osamu Dazai shrugged indifferently, pulled her to change the route and went to the supermarket not far away.

It was already noon when the two of them got home, and after having a casual lunch, the two of them began to prepare for the moon appreciation festival in the evening.

Rin Wanzuka's elder brother, Haruka Wanzuka, has been traveling back and forth between Britain and the United States all year round, but he can be said to be very caring about his sister.

Every birthday, every festival, even his own birthday, he prepares gifts for her.

This time I even mailed her a kimono back.

Although it is troublesome to wear a kimono, because of her previous trip with Osamu Dazai, she is quite familiar with how to wear various clothes.

After she got dressed, she was ready to comb her hair, but just as she took out the hair accessories that Haruka Wanzuka had given her before, Osamu Dazai knocked on her door.

"Rin-chan, can I go in?"

"can."

Osamu Dazai, who had changed into a dark blue bathrobe, opened the door and walked in. He picked up the wooden comb on Rin Wanzuka's dressing table with a smile, "Let me comb Rin-chan's hair! I'm still very good at my craft. Be confident!"

"Okay, then you come."

In fact, Rin Wanzuka, who originally planned to comb her hair casually, heard what he said, and gave him the task with confidence.

After all, compared to her who only knows how to comb ponytail and braid her hair, after seeing Osamu Dazai's disguise skills, she has doubts about her femininity.

Forget it, it's good to have someone to help comb your hair.

Rin Wanzuka squinted her eyes and felt Dazai Osamu's fingers gently stroking her long hair.

Just when she was drowsy, Osamu Dazai put down the wooden comb in his hand, "Okay, Rin-chan, do you like it?"

She opened her eyes in confusion and looked at herself in the mirror.

"..."

"What's the matter, Rin-chan, don't you like it?"

Looking at Rin Wanzuka who had been silent all this time, Osamu Dazai stroked his chin and thought, "I think it's pretty good..."

Is it too good to be true? !

She crazily suppressed the terrible thought of 'my boyfriend is probably a girlfriend' in her heart, "No, it's fine, let's go?"

Although I wanted to ask if it would be too early to leave now, but seeing Rin Wanzuka hurriedly left the room, Osamu Dazai simply cleaned up the table and followed.

"Rin-chan wait for me!"

The original moon appreciation festival should have no festivals, but with the changes of the times, various small merchants and hawkers appeared like summer festivals.

After buying a few strings of snacks, the two of them held hands and walked slowly in the direction of the flow of people.

Originally thought it would be a peaceful world for two people, but in fact the malice of the world would not let the two of them go so easily.

"Ah, Kizuka-kun."

"No! It's Rin, Nozaki-kun!"

Rin Wanzuka turned his head expressionlessly, and it turned out to be the idiot couple.

"Long time no see, Nozaki-kun, Chiyo."

Rin Wanzuka nodded lightly as a greeting, "Are you also coming to the Moon Festival?"

"Yes! And it's not just us, Xiao Yuyu and the others are all here!"

Sakura Chiyo, who was wearing a creamy yellow kimono, looked even more petite and cute standing beside her tall boyfriend, "We all made an appointment to go to the moon together, didn't Kashima-san send you a message?"

"I didn't receive the message..." She looked suspiciously at Osamu Dazai who was beside him, who was as quiet as a chicken, but he shifted his gaze guiltily.

It's really you! ?

"Then Rin and Mr. Dazai, do you want to go with us?"

"...No, let's go shopping by ourselves." Since this guy has deleted the text messages, she can't take him to watch the moon with Chiyo and the others. "Hope you guys have fun."

"Rin and Dazai-san should have fun too!"

Sakura Chiyo smiled and pulled away her boyfriend who could do anything to collect materials. If he didn't leave quickly, Nozaki-kun would probably ask if he could follow the two of them.

Maybe follow directly...

no no no!this is too scary!Mr. Dazai will be angry!

Thinking of this, the speed under Sakura Chiyo's feet was a little faster.

"Let's go."

Watching the two disappear into the crowd, Rin Wanzuka turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai.

"Okay." He nodded, letting Rin Wanzuka take his hand and leave the crowd.

When they reached the sparsely populated park, Osamu Dazai asked, "Aren't Rin-chan angry? I deleted the text message from Rin-chan's friend."

She glanced at him expressionlessly, "angry, but not as angry as you think."

"How angry is that?"

Osamu Dazai stopped in his tracks as if he had gotten into a bull's-eye.The kite-colored eyes stared closely at Rin Wanzuka's face, as if he was afraid of missing a trace of his expression.

"How angry is Rin-chan?"

Rin Wanzuka thought for a while, and said blankly, "I'm probably so angry."

She raised her hand and pulled his neck down, and pressed her lips to it.When Dazai Osamu came to his senses and prepared to counterattack, he bit his lower lip fiercely. Seeing the other party's aggrieved expression of pursing his lips, Rin Wanzuka replied with a smile, "That's the level of anger."

She raised her eyes to look at the bright full moon in the sky, her words were full of smiles, "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight."

"...Well, I think so too."

Osamu Dazai took Rin Wanzuka's hand, "Next year's full moon, let's watch together again?"

"it is good."

The two people under the moonlight intersected their fingers.

The author has something to say: Postscript:

Dazai, who had been in the Armed Detective Agency all day, looked at the clock that had pointed to twelve o'clock, and was about to go back to the dormitory to sleep.

The moment he opened the door of the Armed Detective Agency, the phone in his pocket vibrated.He took out his phone casually and looked down at it.

"Happy Full Moon Festival!"

The accompanying picture is the intersecting hands of the two people under the moonlight.

"..."

Dazai deleted the text message with a deadpan face, and changed the slug number [-] originally marked for that person to the most annoying slug.

Message from Dou Sha who is still on the train:

I scold myself but it's okay (die laughing in the car)

And why do you all want to feed Wuzhenzai dog food? Wouldn’t it be good to let Buthenzai live in peace first, there are plenty of dog food in the back.

By the way, I want to write Wan Zongni Jiang, the more I add the setting, the more I like him.

Surprise linkage! [Comprehensive Yingmei] I am really a bad person↓

"Although you smoke, drink and hit people, we know you are a good boy."

Yao: I'm really a bad guy :)

Do you understand the chaotic evil that is good on the surface?

And the Tsukimi dango sent by Ni-chan...it's actually Luna dango!

Yao: The material that I worked so hard to create, you bandage monster, just give it away if you say it? !

Rin: Good (with no expression on his face, he readily agrees to give it away)

remote:? ? ?