The hat that was pitted [Comprehensive]

Hearing the sound of keys opening the door, Osamu Dazai said the last words to Merlin on the screen, "I will pack and send the teleportation technology later, in exchange, Merlin-chan remember to deliver what I want. The transaction is concluded, and the relationship between you and me ends here."

After finishing speaking, he simply cut off the power of the computer.

When Hara Chiya opened the door and walked in, he happened to see Dazai Osamu looking distressed at the black screen computer.

"Today, on Friday, the teacher adjusted the class and dismissed school early, so I came back after buying groceries. Dazai, who did I seem to hear you talking to?"

Hara Chiya put down the things in his hand and raised his head to ask.

Osamu Dazai threw away the computer that hadn't moved after restarting the power supply, and got up graciously to take the courier in Hara Chiya's hand.

"Talk? Ah, it was the scam call just now. I was teasing them before you came back, but Chiya-chan's return home is more important, and I have already hung up on it."

Hara thousand gave Osamu Dazai a disapproving look, "If you feel bored, go out more often, don't do this kind of thing that teases criminals. This is provocation, and it is very dangerous, you know?"

As she spoke, she looked up and down at Osamu Dazai, who was still pale, and complained, "A stinky little brother like you, with a poisonous mouth and a lot of enemies, is easy to be sacked when walking on the road."

"No way, all my enemies should have disappeared by themselves." Osamu Dazai pretended to be cute, "The ones who didn't disappear are all little ones. If they do, I'll trouble Chiya-chan to escort me."

Hara Chiya glanced at Osamu Dazai: the tall and long-legged young man still looked pale and exhausted.She couldn't help being soft-hearted, and tolerated the young man's nonsense, as well as his eager behavior of chasing her around like a cat.

"The courier at the entrance is a gift from Francis in the group. Remember to handle it with care and don't get close to the heat source." Hara Chiya carried the purchased food before escaping into the kitchen, and specifically told Dazai, "The inside of the box is 70% pure. [-]% chocolate, you can eat one before meals to replenish energy. But don’t eat too much, it will spoil your appetite for dinner.”

"It's actually chocolate?" Dazai Osamu's voice was a little low.

Hearing that Osamu Dazai's voice was wrong, Hara Chiya leaned out from the kitchen and said coquettishly, "Don't like to eat? Just bear with me. Guys who don't pay for food and drink for free don't pick other people's minds, don't spoil Francis A gift for me."

Quickly brought out today's dinner for the two of them, Hara Chiya sat down happily and said, "Francis is so kind! Last time it was my favorite Batman peripheral, last time it was a full set of lip gloss, last time I sent a hacker The out-of-print Ray-Ban glasses from the Empire series. Oops, the gifts we give each other without agreement are so agreeable, Francis and I are really soulmates."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai was thoughtful, "Really? It turns out that giving gifts can win Chiya-chan's favor. If I give enough gifts, will my status in Qianya-chan's heart surpass everyone else's?"

"You're dreaming." Hara Chiya gave Osamu Dazai a blank look. "What I receive is friendship. Quantity and money cannot measure the preciousness of a gift. I have received both Fedya's Russian matryoshka and a handwoven scarf from Hongye. What Mori Ogai gave me back then was What about pet toys?"

"What's more, Dazai, are you a poor ghost? The medical expenses for stomach bleeding should have emptied your wallet." Hara Chiya added, "You still rely on me to support you, so don't think about giving gifts."

Hara Chiya selectively ignored Osamu Dazai's experience of tutoring for himself in the dark before the college entrance examination, although he never gave a gift.

She knows the character of her friend too well.If she gives in and praises a little bit now, the young man will probably intensify immediately and push his nose to the face.One day, this guy will be able to ask her the death proposition of "who to save first".

What's more, guys without money have no right to speak.Dazai Osamu, a frail guy, has been raised by Hara Chiya with her own small coffers since he was discharged from the hospital. If she hadn’t had an extra part-time job, a delicate body, a picky eater and a clingy young man squatting at home, the young Dazai Osamu would have been homeless due to lack of food and clothing. street.

Osamu Dazai seemed to see through the girl's innermost thoughts, and cried out in a very aggrieved way, "Has Senya-chan never paid attention to her bank card balance, and I pay the food expenses on time every month! How can I bear to let Senya-chan suffer so much? Well."

Hara Chiya raised his eyebrows, "Although I'm still in school, I can still afford the living expenses for raising you for half a year. Don't try to cheat on the Internet. It doesn't matter if the recent expenses are counted as the remedial tuition fee for you to tutor me when I was sprinting for the college entrance examination. Don't Prove yourself in such a hurry."

Osamu Dazai flicked a black card between his fingers, "Chienya-chan, since you recognize my ability, you should know that programmers are never short of money. If the monthly food expenses are too little, my salary card will give You can do it too." He positively pushed the card to Hara Chiya.

Glancing at the black-bottomed credit card that was handed over on the table, Yuan Qian, who didn't know the goods, refused, "Forget it, you should keep your coffin. Now that I have the ability, I can take care of you more. Take care of yourself." savings, lest one day you will starve to death on the streets due to lack of money.”

"Senya-chan~" Osamu Dazai pouted dissatisfiedly.

After the two of them quarreled and finished their dinner, they continued the "Bungo Stray Dogs" make-up activities as usual.

Tomorrow is the weekend, plenty of time.They did not choose a 20-minute short episode, but sat on the couch to enjoy the one-and-a-half-hour theatrical version together.

From the moment the theatrical version was played, with the ups and downs of the plot, Hara Chiya's jaw never closed.

However, when characters with various personalities appeared on the stage one by one, and the scenes in the plot involved a wider and wider range, Hara Chiya's delicate brows gradually wrinkled: This drama, which everyone in the group praised, brought her What's wrong with the feeling?

Although Dazai Osamu lost his mind for a moment when he saw Oda on the screen, his attention quickly returned, and he was always firmly attached to Hara Chiya.

Seeing the frowns of the people around him getting tighter and tighter, Osamu Dazai estimated in his heart: the fire is almost over, let's stop here for now.

The young man moved close to Hara Chiya deliberately and exaggeratedly, and whispered in her ear pitifully, "Qianya-chan, watching movies like this is so boring, let's have some snacks."

Hara Chiya stared at the screen, tried hard to think about the violation, and casually said to Osamu Dazai, "Go and eat the chocolate you picked up today, it happens to be high in calories and can help you gain some weight."

Having obtained permission, Osamu Dazai deliberately walked past Senya Hara, took out a plate of chocolates and ate it without any hesitation.Within 5 minutes, a large piece of chocolate disappeared from his mouth.

When Hara Chiya regained his focus and continued to think, Dazai Osamu was about to move again, and rubbed the girl's smooth arm with an inch, "Senya-chan, I want something else."

Yuan Qian also shook, and pulled his hand violently, "Go and get milk or juice by yourself, drink it after it is hot, don't shake it around to affect my thinking."

After receiving the order, Osamu Dazai got up silently and opened the refrigerator. He not only took out two boxes of milk, but also quietly took out the long-preserved drunk crab.

As Osamu Dazai's movements increased, Hara Chiya realized that he was being disturbed by Osamu Dazai again.Disrupted from her thoughts, she raised her eyes angrily.

For the first time, Yuan Qian also saw the canned drunk crab that the young man was holding in his arms like a treasure.

She was furious, "Dazaiji, do you have to do something today? You clearly know that you can't eat cold food, and you can't drink alcohol, yet you still make such a mess!"

With two boxes of milk and a can of drunk crabs in his arms, Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes and said in a pitiful whisper, "I can't control my hand, because my appetite is really, really hard to hold back. Senya-chan, I want crabs , just let me take a bite, just a bite~"

Hara Chiya pressed the pause button, snatched the milk, poured it into a cup, put the cup into the microwave, and said with a sullen face, "No, as long as you want to die, this is not a good idea."

Osamu Dazai sees drunk crab like a cat smells fish.When he couldn't eat it, he meowed anxiously, "Qianye-chan, Qianye-chan~ just give me one bite, just a small bite. You received a gift today and smiled so happily, don't you? Aren't you going to give me some presents? It's just a bite of crab, I've been recuperating for so long, there's no problem."

There was a "ding" in the microwave, and the milk was ready.

Hara Chiya was wearing heat-insulating gloves, carefully took out a handful of milk, and at the same time cruelly rejected the request of the cute meow sauce Osamu Dazai again.

Seeing that the pleading was impossible to achieve, the sick cat Osamu Dazai nimbly picked up the can on the cooking table and turned to run away. Before Chiya Hara could react, he had already opened the can and was intoxicated by the scent of drunk crab.

Holding a glass of milk in one hand, Hara Chiya's expression collapsed, "Are you a three-year-old child, Osamu Dazai? Is it so difficult to restrain your appetite? Please don't call me next time you go to the emergency department of the hospital to get a critical illness notice!"

With the crab in his mouth, Osamu Dazai said vaguely, "Don't worry, Senya-chan, I won't die before you."

"Crack" bit off the crab's legs, Dazai Osamu's voice was deep, "The scourge will last for thousands of years, I will definitely persevere until Chiya-chan dies and leaves the world."

Putting down the two cups of milk in his hands heavily, Hara Chiya chased Osamu Dazai angrily all over the room, "Are you trying to say that I have a shorter life than you, a madman like you? Can you speak? Osamu Dazai, stop! "

"Yada. Senya-chan looks so fierce now, I don't want to stand and be beaten." After killing the first crab, Osamu Dazai didn't care about the promise he had just made to eat one bite, and started Attack the second crab.

Yuan Qianya burst into the sky angrily, "Don't be mischievous if you know I will beat you up. Also, you are a human and not a cat, get out of the cabinet quickly!"

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