The hat that was pitted [Comprehensive]

The cohabitation life of Hara Chiya and Dazai Osamu continued in such an ordinary way. For Hara Chiba, the only change in daily life was when she was doing big food purchases. A large jet-black cat was circling around like a spoiled child.

Supermarket.

Osamu Dazai was holding the shopping cart and let out a soft whining sound, "Senya-chan, let's eat crabs~crabs, crabs, crabs. It would be even better if you can have a glass of sake~"

Yuan Qianya walked in front, kept piling vegetables and fruits into the shopping cart, and said without looking back, "Don't even think about it, the crab is cold, the wine hurts the stomach, your body can't stand it at all. When your organs fail Don't even try to touch it until it gets better!"

Osamu Dazai covered his ears, with an unreasonable look of "don't listen, don't listen", and the voice of the broken thoughts was deliberately louder, "Aww, crab crab~sake sake~"

Hara Chiya pretended not to hear, and added another can of milk to the shopping cart.

Seeing that acting like a baby could no longer achieve his goal, Osamu Dazai looked left and right, slowed down, gradually left behind with the shopping cart, and quietly touched the bundled crabs in the seafood area next to him.

Hara Chien, who was walking in the front just now, turned around immediately when he found the silence around him, and Pia opened Dazai Osamu who had already touched the crab's hand, and issued a stern warning, "Don't cry and cry like a wayward child, if you say you can't eat, you can't eat!"

Osamu Dazai's expression was extremely mournful, he didn't even care about the shopping cart, his height of 1 meters made him look like a small bird, and he acted like a baby beside Chiya Hara, "I've been drinking white porridge for so long, it really doesn't taste good in my mouth, Senya-chan, let me eat a little."

Faced with Dazai's flattery, Hara Chiya seemed to be shaking violently in his heart, and Dazai's big wet eyes flickered: Maybe this time?

However, what he finally waited for was "Lang" with a firm heart, "No."

Hara Chiya kept a straight face, grabbed Osamu Dazai's hand, and dragged the shopping cart quickly away from the fresh food area.

What a joke, if you don't leave the coquettish monster, you will succeed!

However, when checking out, a box of drunk crabs sneaked into the shopping cart for some reason.

Yuan Qian also snorted, raised his hand and wanted to push it back.

Osamu Dazai said eagerly, "Senya-chan, if I am destined not to eat it in my mouth, can you allow me to take it home and watch it? I just keep it in the refrigerator and take it out to watch the meal when I eat."

In ancient times, it was hoped that plums would quench thirst, but today it is hoped that crabs will produce fluid.

The corner of Hara Chiya's mouth twitched: It sounds good, if you really take it back, the drunk crab will definitely enter your stomach within three days.Liar Dazai has no credibility at all!

Hearing the quarrel between the two, the cashier kept laughing, "Oh, little girl, don't worry about your husband being so strict, you will turn back when you are careful. Since he is obedient, you should give him something sweet, otherwise when you are not around him, It’s not easy for him to steal it.”

The pun made Hara Chiya's face turn red.Osamu Dazai next to him nodded arrogantly, "Yeah, Senya-chan, I have always been good, give me some rewards."

The young man made a pun with no deep meaning, and the pair of brown eyes that were always full of love surged with emotions that Yuan Qian was not familiar with, "Chienya-chan, take pity on me, please give me some sweetness~ From now on I will I listen to you very, very much~"

Touched by that inexplicable deep emotion, Yuan Qian was no longer obsessed with keeping all crab food out.

What's more, what Auntie said is right, it is impossible to stop Dazai from stealing crabs just by her strict defense. Appropriate rewards are also the motivation for Dazai to accept control.Since he has this little wish, he might as well grant it.

As expected, Osamu Dazai kept his promise, no matter how many times he opened and closed the refrigerator, Hara Chien could always see that the pot of drunken crabs was staying where it should be.

The only time Drunk Crab leaves the refrigerator is when Dazai is eating.This sick and weak young man with a bird's stomach always looked at the drunk crab pitifully, sighed, and then bowed his head to take a sip of thick porridge.

The sick and weak Dazai, who seems to have no desires and desires, is one of the few in the world who can feed the pool noodles. You must know that even a handsome man made of paper needs constant krypton gold to grow up, and Dazai is pitiful except for three meals a day. One meal, and the only expense recently is to buy clothes.

When I first met Osamu Dazai, who had a good taste in clothes, he didn’t choose clothes. Sweaters, pullovers, denim clothes were OK, and a three-piece suit could also be held.The heating tool around his neck is completely supported by the red scarf that has not been changed for thousands of years.

As for the hat?

He himself likes the hat that Hara Senya was given by the friends in the group very much. He used to play with the yarmulke that Hara Senya wore when cosplaying Nakahara Nakaya, but Dazai Osamu never put it on his head tried.

Osamu Dazai, who has a hard and simple daily life, not only picks up Chiya Hara to go to school every day, but also regularly refreshes on the university campus.

Hara Chiya was very worried about whether this good young man with a weak body would lock himself out of depression until she saw Osamu Dazai's wild side as a programmer.

Osamu Dazai is galloping in another world, the computer screen blooms like a flower under his hands, and the data flow is like a waterfall.Hara Chiya thinks that her dynamic vision can't keep up at all, and she doesn't know how Dazai Osamu's non-human brain speed thinks?

Since then, Yuanqian has no longer worried about the career of this family squatting in a dead house.

——To be honest, with this kind of thinking ability at the level of a great god, Osamu Dazai can stand at the top of the crowd in everything he does, and he doesn't need her, a rookie who hasn't graduated from college, to worry about his future.

Great god, dead house, squatting at home, engineer, programmer Osamu Dazai, apart from constantly beating on the laptop with a pale face every day, the greatest hobby in life is to emerge from various unexpected directions, snuggling sweetly Beside Hara Chiya, "meow" and act like a baby.Because of his little hobby that surprised everyone, Hara Chiya and Dazai Osamu, the "pretend" couple, spread dog food no longer limited to this college, but expanded to the entire university headquarters, and kept going. The spread to the neighboring brother colleges.

Now when the two are walking on campus, there are often onlookers pointing and pointing, and from time to time a wise god warns everyone to stay away from this pair of female upper male and lower male combination cp who spread dog food all over the sky.

Hara Chiya was expelled from the FFF group by her classmate a long time ago.It wasn't until she joined a sorority club excitedly, but was kicked out with a dazed face, that she heard the bad news.

The reasons for the students to chase away people are both aboveboard and righteous: you don’t want to come to our singles party to join in the fun if you just do it now.Please pay attention to protecting the environment, caring for animals, and don't spread dog food everywhere.

After a long time, Yuan Qian couldn't help doubting herself, um, did she really remember correctly?I did not explain to everyone the so-called boyfriend and girlfriend relationship between the two.

Although in order to fool the parents, Hara Chiya and Osamu Dazai went in and out together, and they seemed to be very close in daily life, but she did not seem to have admitted to anyone that she and Osamu Dazai had a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship?

Hara Chiya: She thought that Osamu Dazai appeared just to fool her parents. Why did everyone think that she and Osamu Dazai were stone hammer couples?

Hara Chiya tentatively asked the classmate, "What do I look like when I'm with Osamu Dazai?"

The students chattered, "Cake with a sour smell." "Super version □□! You need to go to the ophthalmology department after reading it!" "Excellent dog food delivery CP."

A subtle metaphor has sprung up, "a crazy dog ​​and his fleshy bones."

Are they really that unsightly?

"Yes." The students answered almost in unison this time.

"The frequency of you spreading dog food is too high, and the intensity of the release is enough to blind everyone's eyes."

"Although seeing you are so affectionate makes people unable to help but believe in love, but it is too much. For the mental health of everyone, we all hope that you will be a little conscious in your daily life and care for single dogs."

"For single dogs, even if you don't love them, don't hurt them."

Is it really that exaggerated?Hara Chiya observed the genuine couples on campus with a solemn expression.

Holding hands, kissing, hugging, even in the dark woods...

This is exciting.Yuan Qian also covered her flushed face.No, she and Dazai didn't go that far!Holding hands and hugging are things that friends also do.She and Osamu Dazai are pure friends!

But when it comes to lovers, Hara Chi can't help but become interested in Dazai's love life.

According to the original family's calculation, Dazai Osamu is already a 25-year-old young man this year, and the parentheses are imaginary years old.

According to the precocious habits of the Japanese, Osamu Dazai should have had a girlfriend long ago, and may even have had a substantial intimate relationship with a woman, maybe more than one.

Thinking of this, Yuan Qianye felt inexplicably unhappy: that big liar looks very feminine, has a sweet mouth and loves to act like a baby. He probably hasn't had a girlfriend since he was a boy.

I don't know if that guy has a girlfriend now.

Hara Chiya looked at the sky: When Osamu Dazai was first hospitalized, he was too flustered and forgot to ask him if he had a girlfriend.If there is, he should let his girlfriend take care of it in person.After all, life and death can enhance the relationship between the two, so why force her to be in a hurry as a novice.

Hara Chiya was walking on the way home, thinking sullenly in his heart: That guy Dazai refused to say anything, his family, friends and girlfriends disappeared, even his own name was fake, why?

Hardly crushing the gravel under his feet, Hara Chiya decided to deduce that Dazai Osamu is the easiest girlfriend to find: Regardless of how many partners he has had in the past, the most suspicious female friend around Dazai Osamu recently should be his surname Mei Landlady, Merlin.

Although Osamu Dazai swore that there was a deal between the two of them, and he was agreed to live together after paying the rent in advance, but as far as that coquettish monster is capable of provoking irascibility, if it didn't have some extra relationship with the young lady, how could it be tolerated and taken in? ?

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