The hat that was pitted [Comprehensive]

Hara Chiya really kept her promise and stayed to take care of Osamu Dazai all night.

Early the next morning, Hara Chiya finished Dazai Osamu's troublesome breakfast and was peeling apples for himself to relax, when his friends dialed in promptly.

"Francis F" chattered on the phone, "...Yesterday's event was very successful. Today's itinerary is richer, come quickly—"

"Dear Francis." Yuan Qianya interrupted helplessly, "I may not be able to go to the party today."

"Why?" "Francis F" asked in surprise, "Does your school have temporary arrangements?"

"No, Dazai is sick."

"Small problem? Then let him take care of it, let's go shopping."

On the hospital bed, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes vigilantly, and tried to keep Hara Chiya with his pitiful and anxious eyes.So Yuan Qian also smiled at him comfortingly, and whispered to the person on the other side of the phone, "It's not an option for him to be hospitalized in a foreign country alone. I'll stay with him. You guys have fun today. When you are happy, I will share photos with you." .”

The phone on the other side seemed to be open to the public. After a period of turmoil, the coquettish "Ranpo Edogawa" spoke into the microphone.

"Are you sure that guy Dazai isn't pretending to be sick? You must know that he has lied to you a lot in the past three years."

"Anger is anger, and health is health." Hara Chiya said seriously, "Of course it's abominable for Dazai to lie, and I will never be lenient when I deal with him. But now he looks really pitiful in bed, and I will keep him as a friend." Come down and take care of him."

"I still think you've been cheated." "Edogawa Ranpo" snorted, "I knew from the first meeting that that man has many and deep tricks. You must pay attention to your personal safety. "

This is all and what.Yuan Qian also couldn't laugh or cry, "Dazai is a sick and weak chicken, okay, I can press him down with one hand. It's even impossible to pretend to be sick. I sent him to the hospital overnight last night. Seeing him in tatters It looks rotten, and the doctor will issue a critical illness notice."

There was a sudden commotion on the other end of the phone, and Yuan Qian could still hear "Fukuzawa Yukichi" worriedly suggesting that everyone put aside the play items and come to the hospital to visit the little friends who were hospitalized.

The mobile phone was transferred to "Ozaki Koyo", she said softly, "Is Dazai's condition better now?"

"It's improved a lot."

Unable to bear Osamu Dazai looking at his pitiful look with longing eyes, Hara Chien also paced to the side of the hospital bed while talking on the phone.When she was talking with Koye Ozaki, the man's pale and slender fingers sneaked into her palm again, scratching lightly.

Hara Chiya couldn't bear the itching feeling, she stretched out her hand to lift the quilt, and covered the guy who had regained his energy and started to make a fuss with one hand, and said to the other side of the phone angrily, "Maybe Dazai recovered really well It's overdone, like a cockroach, it doesn't look like the hospital was going to issue a critical illness notice the day before."

"..." The people in the group on the other end of the phone really had a hard time imagining how the cockroach Dazai lived. Didn't Dazai vomit blood? Could it be that this guy is still planning to live with his head?

Years of residual companion love overwhelmed Dazai's anger at trying to abduct Hat Ji, and everyone in the group decided to change today's travel itinerary, changing from "checking in on the Internet celebrity travel route" to "watching Xiaoqiang Dazai's activities".

However, after seeing Dazai lying on the hospital bed with a happy face, the only worry in the group disappeared without a trace.

Heh, living in a single ward of a second-class hospital, gesticulating at the group pet, and chewing an apple cut into the shape of a rabbit, how can this man look critically ill except for his little white face? !

Hara Chiya was leading the visiting representatives into the ward, and when she saw "Mori Ogai" and the others stunned, she immediately realized something was wrong.

She turned around and found that Osamu Dazai was eating apples and rabbits as if nothing had happened, so she immediately left the little friend who entered the room, reached out to confiscate the apples, and slapped him hard on the forehead with her fingers, "You don't want to die, you bastard!"

"It hurts~" Osamu Dazai immediately covered his head and begged for mercy with watery brown eyes, "I want to eat the food made by Senya-chan, let me eat it~"

"Mori Ogai" chuckled, "Dazai, your character is about to collapse. The leader of Hong Kong gangsters, Dazai Osamu, has never been a coquette."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, with an extremely innocent expression, "It doesn't matter what the person is, but Senya-chan is the most important. As long as Senya-chan is willing to smile at me, I can do whatever you want."

"So you snatched my apple rabbit because of this?" Yuan Qianya's face turned black, "Why didn't you vomit blood and vomit you to death yesterday!"

Osamu Dazai said slyly in his characteristic sweet tone, "Because I can't bear Senya-chan. As long as I think of leaving Senya-chan alone to face this cruel world, I feel like a knife. Falling into hell, a cowardly and weak man like me will crawl back to meet Qianya-chan again."

"What kind of disgusting description are you talking about." Hara Chiya frowned, and wiped off the fruit mucus on her hands with a wet towel, but she couldn't get rid of the strange feeling brought by Dazai's words just now.

"Natsume Soseki" who had been standing aside trembled coldly: Although I don't know why, Dazai is telling the truth.He will really entangle Yuan Qian from life to death as he said!

"Natsume Soseki" wanted to say something, but Dazai Osamu, who was sitting on the hospital bed, suddenly glanced over her lightly, she trembled involuntarily, and swallowed the words just now.

Osamu Dazai's eyes are so scary QAQ.

"Natsume Soseki" looked around the room for a week, and found that everyone except her looked as usual, and only she saw Dazai Osamu's menacing eyes just now.The few people who came to visit were still ignorant, chatting and laughing happily with the boss, Hara Chiya even reached out and ruaed the man's curly black hair!

"Natsume Soseki": Maybe I was wrong just now?

Just when "Natsume Soseki" thought that the look just now was just a coincidence, and the horror came from his own imagination, Osamu Dazai swept over with that indifferent look again.Received threats from the big boss again, but the ordinary "Natsume Soseki" was restless: What exactly does this man want to do, and what is his plan?

Staring hard at Osamu Dazai's weak and innocent performance in front of everyone, "Natsume Soseki" couldn't understand it.Because she stared at her for too long, she also attracted concerned greetings from her companions.

"Ozaki Koyo", "Natsume, what do you want to say to Mr. Dazai?"

Seeing the man who had never shown his aggressiveness suddenly had a deep smile, "Natsume Soseki" stammered, and reluctantly said, "By the way, Dazai is so seriously ill this time, what is the cause, why can't he even eat apples?"

Everyone is very concerned about this question that has been brought up as a topic. When someone reminded him of the reason for his hard work all night, Yuan Qian also "hummed", "Isn't it some delicate and frail young master who is about to be overworked after dragging?" With a dead body, he insisted on eating insanely spicy food, but his body couldn’t take it anymore, his stomach wall ruptured in the middle of the night and he was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment.”

"Thanks to Chiya-chan reaching out in time to save my life this time." Osamu Dazai said shyly, "I would like to give you my life for Chiya-chan's life-saving grace, is that okay?"

Hearing that Osamu Dazai dared to say such inexplicable words to herself, Hara Chiya was so angry that she stretched out her hands to pinch the young man's slender cheeks, and pulled them to both sides—"The big liar Dazai Osamu , your credit has been blocked. First tell everyone your real name and then say that you are sincere!"

Even though his face was deformed, Osamu Dazai still stared at Hara Chiya with persistent eyes and said, "My name is Osamu Dazai, Chiya-chan. I am sincere~ Do you want me to take out my heart and show you?"

"Who wants to see your dark heart, give me a good recovery and don't be a demon!" Hara Chiya clenched his fist and knocked on the top of Dazai Osamu's head. The slightly heavier force made the young man jump on the bed, begging for compensation.

When the two of them started arguing, there was no one around, and no one was watching.

——In particular, Hara Chiya was still wearing the outfit of Chuya Nakahara when the team broke up yesterday, and Osamu Dazai on the hospital bed was still wrapped in bandages.

"It's like bringing Shuanghei's daily routine to reality." "Quan Jinghua" said to himself, "Without a script, it's too abnormal for the image, temperament and conversation to be like this."

"Natsume Soseki" almost burst into tears: finally there is a truth emperor like her!

"Nakajima Atsushi" said worriedly, "Hat Ji Ke never remakes the drama, the daily life of the two is so strange, it must be because of 'Dazai Osamu' obsession. Although it is true that Dazai in the anime is very cute, but in reality I'm afraid not many people can tolerate such a person."

"Chiya, are you really okay? Being entangled by such a scary guy!"

Even if someone said that he behaved abnormally, Osamu Dazai still leaned on the pillow without panic, with a confident look.

Sure enough, Hara Chiya came forward to explain on his behalf, "Dazai worked overtime for a long time, and his physical functions were extremely declining. Due to physical limitations, his spirit also suffered from pathological changes. Role-playing should be his survival instinct to escape reality and protect himself from collapse. Now he Stay away from work and recuperate slowly, presumably the spirit will return to normal sooner or later."

Where did this nonsense theory come from? "Natsume Soseki" opened his eyes wide.

"Mori Ogai": "This disease theory is complete nonsense."

Osamu Dazai said slowly, "Veterinarians, please don't judge the mental state of humans." He raised his eyes indifferently, and the dark emotions in his brown pupils forced everyone to back away.

In the end, no one persuaded the two of them. In the eyes of everyone, Osamu Dazai has been deeply poisoned, and the Two-dimensional character design has been inseparable. He jumped into the pit and promised to take care of the man until he was healed.

When he walked out of the hospital, "Natsume Soseki" asked his friends in a trance, "Do you think Dazai can recover from his illness?"

"I don't think it will get better." "Izumi Kyoka" said seriously, "Looking at Dazai's gaze at Chiya, he will only get sicker and worse in his life." She made a pun.

"It's sad for a person who gets into the drama too deeply. One day he wakes up from a dream, what should he do with his hat?" "Atsushi Nakajima" was worried.

"Francis F" recalled Osamu Dazai, and after comparing with the big heart he had met, he said firmly, "Dazai's performance is a routine, and everyone is just worrying about it. If this is a dream, that man will not want to wake up. Woolen cloth!"

"Hey, routine?" Everyone was very curious.

"Francis F" crossed his chest and sneered, "The crazy people in the play can't call the wrong name. Ever since he met the hat, that guy Dazai has been calling 'Qianya' from the beginning to the end. He didn't make a mistake. Who wants it?"

"That guy is taking this opportunity to pretend to be crazy! Only a soft-hearted little fool like Qianya will believe in that set of nonsense theories."

The rest of the people who sat and listened to the big brother's speech were silently ashamed: Although they didn't believe that set of theories, they didn't see that Dazai was pretending to be crazy.

"Francis F" gritted his teeth, "It's a pity that Dazai took the lead, and I can't separate him from the hat. Just watch, that scheming man will live in the hat's house in less than three days. Damn it!"

"Natsume Soseki" was both gratified and sad, "Since Dazai can't get rid of this dog skin plaster, what can we do for hats?"

"Francis F" said bluntly, "Always pay attention to their daily life, and once Dazai, that doggy man who mixed in with the girls' group, makes any bad movements, send bodyguards to break his legs!"

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