The hat that was pitted [Comprehensive]

It has been three months since I returned to the real world.

After successfully bringing back his lover, Yuan Qianye was so happy that he was dizzy every day.Even if the graduation thesis deadline is approaching, I can still complete the philosophy department with a small dimple every day.

Osamu Dazai reverted to his old ways, like a stray cat that couldn't be kept in captivity, and started wandering around after a month of being quiet.He leaves early and returns late, and occasionally disappears for a few days. When he comes back, he is likely to be bandaged, wounded, and sick.

Hara Chiya has long been accustomed to the state of her lover. Even if Dazai is standing sternly outside the classroom in black, with a showman's upper body showing deep love, she can still eat the sweet earthy taste and act like a baby without changing her face.

The domineering CEO Dazai appeared outside the classroom on the 30th day, which was also the 30th day when the lemon fruit in the philosophy department was ripe. My girlfriend poked Hara Chiya secretly and shared a link with her.

——Record of anti-fraud against bad PUA.

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Yuan Qian also gave her best friend a puzzled look.

"I said Qianqian, don't you think there is something wrong with your boyfriend?" My girlfriend said mysteriously, "I suggest you play this game."

Yuan Qianya was confused and clicked on this orange light game, played it to the end smoothly, and then...

WTF! ?What the hell is wrist cutting! ! !

Yuan Qianya was dumbfounded, and turned to look at her best friend: "What the hell is the game you recommend!?"

The girlfriend's expression was serious: "Don't you think the routines in the game are familiar? Don't you think of anything?"

"What do you think of?" Yuan Qianya asked in a daze.

Best friend hates iron but steel: "Your boyfriend! Don't you think the way that man chases you is familiar!! That's PUA, you little fool!!!"

……

Dazai, you are not suitable to be a good person after changing the world.

Hara Chiya was silent for a moment, feeling that she still needed to explain.

Dazai is misunderstood, he is not a good person anyway, but her Feng Juan can't be killed in the same way.

"Honey, you misunderstood, my family is not a liar." Yuan Qianya explained seriously, "We have known each other since high school."

"Being in love for a long time doesn't mean he's not a liar. Let me ask you, was he very mysterious at first?"

"Yeah." How could Mafia from another world not be mysterious?

"Did you subvert the character design in front of you later, and acted to make you feel distressed?"

"... Dazai, he is quite distressing." The parallel world individual of the writer Dazai Osamu!How can you not feel sorry for him.

It is really not easy for that mournful guy to open up his heart for himself.Hara Chiya didn't even understand how he could defeat a man with such difficulty in hell.

"Have you two made an agreement?"

"There's wow." A fulfilled promise to save the world.

"Who confessed first?"

"...It seems to be me?" Hara Chiya replied hesitantly.

"Does he have financial resources?"

"...Maybe?" Yuan Qian was also silent.

The monthly living expenses of the two are taken from her card, although an inexplicable amount of money will be remitted to her card every month; the company that Dazai joked at the beginning seemed to come from himself as the start-up capital; It is all maintained by Zhongye's card.

"OK. The identification is complete. Your boyfriend is a senior PUA. He mainly squeezes your money, and occasionally squeezes your feelings. You were in a trance in your junior year, and you almost got into a car accident. All of this It's all because of him, right?"

The flame of justice ignited behind the best friend, and she slapped the table and said loudly: "How much money have you been cheated by him? Let's call the police! Scumbags should be handed over to the law for punishment!"

"My dear, calm down." Yuan Qian also couldn't laugh or cry, "Dazai is really not an emotional liar!"

"Heh." The best friend hugged her chest in disdain, heartbroken at how blind and deceitful she is.

"PUA classic routine, five traps method. The first step is to establish a curiosity trap, first classify your personality, and then set up a personality for yourself; the second step is to subvert the personality, make you feel distressed, tell your little one Secret, telling him that you are special to him; the third step, obsessing over the trap, forcing you to confess to him step by step, and establishing an emotional agreement; the fourth step, destroying the trap, making emotional accusations on the pretext that you violated the agreement, Occupy an emotional dominant position and destroy your self-confidence; the fifth step is the emotional abuse trap, by manipulating your love, doing whatever you want with your feelings and wallet."

"I don't need to listen to the process of your relationship to know that that scumbag definitely treats you like this!"

"..." Yuan Qianye laughed hard for no reason: It seems like he hit all of them?

Seeing that the smile on Silly Baitian's face was about to fade, my best friend sighed, and hugged her shoulders to comfort her: "It's okay, just stop the loss in time after being cheated. I will accompany you to call the police, so don't be afraid of that scumbag man." The chivalrous girl patted her chest righteously, "Like your boyfriend, I can hit ten!"

Hara Chiya's brain has been filled with routines at this time, the CPU is crashing and restarting, and she is dragged out by her best friend involuntarily.

Thoughtful and silly, Baitian is devastated, and her best friend criticizes the liar boyfriend, and at the same time persuades Yuan Qianya to leave the liar from Japan as soon as possible.

"This classmate, where are you going to take my dear fiancee?"

When the two passed under the big tree in front of the teaching building, Osamu Dazai, dressed in black, stepped out of the shadows with a half-smile.

The best friend stopped, guarding Yuan Qianya behind her, resisting the inexplicable feeling of horror and warning: "You bastard, stay away from my house! Let me tell you, I have seen through your conspiracy. If you don't want to go to prison, get out! Don't try to manipulate Qianqian's feelings in my family!"

Osamu Dazai glanced lightly at the righteous girl who started to tremble involuntarily, and said with lowered eyes, "Chiya and I are already engaged, and we will travel and get married immediately after she graduates in June."

My best friend said, "You—"

Osamu Dazai raised his hand, and gently pulled Hara Chiya into his arms: "Although I understand my girlfriend's worry about you, I'm still not happy, Chiya-chan~"

The sickly young man with an indifferent temperament sweetly called his sweetheart's name, and the lingering ending sound made his best friend tremble with cold war.

At this time, Hara Chiya also came back to his senses, and raised his hand to RUA's lover's furry black hair, "Dazai." She leaned on the young man's chest intimately, "Don't scare her, she is doing it for my own good. In the end It's still your fault, what you did in the past was so misleading."

you!Just seeing a scumbag, and you were tricked back again?The girlfriend's face turned blue.

Yuan Qian also struggled to speak, her head was smoking and she didn't explain it clearly to her best friend. Instead, following her explanation, her best friend's expression became darker and darker, and she put her finger on the 110 shortcut key, ready to call the police.

The best friend looked at Hara Chiya at the end, clearly looking at the fool who was about to go bankrupt.

Hara Chiya found that she couldn't persuade him no matter what, so she threw herself into Dazai Osamu's arms in frustration, "Ahh! It's all your fault after all! Come here, and explain to her what's going on with us!" She It's not the foolish white sweet who was deceived!

Osamu Dazai chuckled, held the nephrite tightly in his arms, took a deep breath, and said three words to his girlfriend.

"This is the seventh year we've known each other."

"Our marriage has been approved by our parents."

"All my property is recorded in Chiya's name."

Well, although this man played tricks on Qian Ye, he seemed very sincere.

Girlfriend retreats.

The so-called PUA scam seems to have passed.

However, Hara Chiya was still unwilling to give up, doubts were eager to move in his heart.

On the night of graduation, Hara Chiya pinched Osamu Dazai's chin and asked the question that had been lingering in his heart for a long time, taking advantage of the spirit of red wine after the candlelight dinner.

"Dazai, who is the first to fall in love between us?"

Osamu Dazai held up a small one that was leaning on his body, and smiled inexplicably: "I moved my heart first."

"That's good. It is said that girls are the first to fall in love in PUA operations." Drunk Cat patted his chest to relax, tilted his head and asked the second question.

"Then why did you fall in love with me? My looks are absolutely impossible to impress you, Dazai." You are Dazai!Born Mafia, coward, wandering kite.Such a person will be caught one day?

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and touched the forehead of the lover in his arms, his eyes met and his breath intertwined, "Because I have been taught a lesson."

Hara Chiya stared blankly at the handsome face close at hand, watching the thin red lips open and close.

"What happened to Oda Saku and Chuya told me that if something important is going to pass away, then rather than the pain of never getting it, I would rather taste the misfortune after losing it alone with my memory." That way, in his lifetime, he can at least live in the dark In the damp corner, licking the wound alone with the dim memory, instead of going to nothingness with empty hands.

Cowards are more afraid of starting with nothing than of losing everything.

Hara Chiya: I didn't understand.

Osamu Dazai smiled deeply: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Qian is also my anchor, the kite line, and the earth. Your life is the greatest comfort to me."

At first, it was just a special existence in the main world created by accident, and the meaning of the girl was just to become a constant beacon for Osamu Dazai to define the direction in the void. However, in the gaze day after day, that feeling quietly deteriorated.

When exactly?

Is it the moment of staring at her ordinary life like running water, or when listening to the girl talking about her troubles?Or when you see her desperate for herself?

Osamu Dazai didn't want to see clearly why this precious feeling came about, so he just lowered his head and bit the girl's pointed nose: Lovely Chiya, hateful Chiya, no matter what, you can't escape anymore.

In the future, please give me more advice~

The author has something to say: Alas, after so long, I can only write an extra article.no really no

This episode is made out of feelings, and it is a little science popularization for everyone about the routines of pua scumbags.

Because of my conscience, I gave back a bloody short story, free of charge, Bride of the Rage God.You can go through the column, cp I am also in the stream vs the lost little poor.

The hero saves the beauty, marrying and taking everything by force.According to friends, my stream is also subtly black.

emmm, it can be regarded as making up for the regret that this article is not black.

So far, the full text is over~

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