[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

Everyone who lives in Yokohama must learn the survival rules.

Yokohama in the Kanto metropolitan area, a place where illegal|legal|organizations gather.

And because of the development of culture, these palms lurking in the darkness have become an undeniable part of Yokohama.

Some people rule the light, some people walk in the dusk, and this last darkness, which is full of teeth and claws, should also be ruled and controlled by someone.

Therefore, in the face of the mafia who seem to be disrupting law and order but actually maintain peace, the people of Yokohama can only turn a blind eye.

Nonsense, what else can I do besides turning a blind eye?

If you don't ignore them, can ordinary people beat them?

Su Woyan originally planned to go to Chinatown to eat some delicious food to fill his stomach.

But looking at the scenery of Yokohama, it is better for her to go home early.

After all, she is now a retired magical girl, and has no responsibility to maintain world peace.

The girl who was walking home with her suitcase closed was suddenly hugged by someone.

The handsome blond-haired man was haggard, and his clothes were tattered.

But looking at the scraps left over from his clothes, he also knew that this person was born either rich or noble.

"Help! If you are willing to save me, I am willing to use my body..."

Su Woyan twitched the corners of his mouth, and his words were filled with impatience: "Why is it you again?"

This is Su Woyan meeting the blonde prince four times on No.20 this month.

She had met the prince in London, she had met him in Paris, and the most amazing thing was that she had met him in Afghanistan when she was on a mission from the headquarters.

This person obviously looks like he is going to die of starvation, but with the help of some kind of magical power, he follows Su Woyan's itinerary and appears all over the world.

The most amazing thing is that he was rejected 23 times and did not let him give up.

It seems that among the more than 60 billion people in this world, only one Su Woyan can save him.

"Beautiful princess, how can you ask such a question? Our meeting is destined."

The blond prince hugged Su Woyan's calf affectionately, and said: "The magnificent music of fate has already been written, and my queen can only be you who have the power to perform miracles."

Su Woyan pulled his foot away expressionlessly, and said, "Then you should stay single for the rest of your life."

"I'm only 14, what you're doing is illegal in this country."

The blond prince said relentlessly: "No, princess, we haven't gotten along, how can you refuse me..."

Su Woyan was dragging a suitcase, and on the suitcase was dragging a blond-haired down-and-out prince, rubbing forward on the ground after falling snow.

Su Woyan said, "No, I don't think we need to get along with each other at all."

"I saved your world, but also my own marriage, it's too much money."

"Who are you to me? Why should I do such selfless things for you?"

The blond prince was stunned by the question.

He murmured, "Why do you ask such a question?"

"Shouldn't girls in the second grade of junior high school in Japan be pure in thinking, kind and gentle, and try to help others?"

Su Woyan blinked her eyes.

Ah...Japan...the country is really hopeless in some ways.

Look, even the other world knows the power of the Japanese Secondary Disease.

She must make suggestions to the leaders to revise the Japanese education model.

For the future of young people in this country, it is best to abolish the second grade of junior high school and add fourth grade of junior middle school.

In this way, young people can go directly from the first grade of junior high school to the third grade of junior high school, perfectly avoiding the second grade of middle school.

How perfect!

Huh, wait...

In this case, it is possible to produce such a wonderful species as the third disease, right?

In the future, there will definitely be works such as "Three Kinds of Diseases and Falling in Love".

Su Woyan covered her face.

As she was walking, she bumped into a young man dressed in black.

The black curly-haired boy had a smile on his face, and stretched out his hand to her insincerely: "This beautiful lady, do you have any troubles?"

The reason why he is said to be insincere is because the smile is too indifferent, the corners of the mouth are raised, but those eyes seem to be looking at prey.

Sorry, wrong, not a pair of eyes, but one eye.

The boy's head was tied with a white bandage, which seemed to be injured, and one eye was also covered under the bandage.

His eyes are beautiful, iris-colored, if there is light shining in them, they must be gentle and bright pupils.

However, there was no light in this guy's eyes, only bottomless blackness—the same darkness as the night of this city.

Su Woyan, who has been tortured by the halo of the heroine for many years, understands certain truths.

For example, it must not be an ordinary person covering one eye.

The boy was wearing a complete shirt, tie, suit coat, and trousers, and he was also wearing a long black coat loosely.

A person dressed like this, especially one with a coat that won't fall off his shoulders like him, would definitely not be an easy character to provoke.

Su Woyan flicked the suitcase and sent the prince flying more than one meter away.

She's already showing mercy.

"It's just being entangled by perverted stalking."

In order not to be entangled by this unkind young man in front of her, she immediately added: "Here, look, there is no more trouble."

What a fun little girl.

Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly.

He just took a fancy to the beauty of the other party, came to talk to him, and was going to drag the other party to die in love together in the dark and thick night.

It doesn't matter if you fail in love, you can keep in touch, anyway, you won't get tired of drinking and chatting with beautiful girls.

16-year-old Osamu Dazai is a real human|scumbag.

At a young age, he already knew the truth of using money and words to curry favor with women.

He plays in this world, doing things that can make him interested, but he never feels the slightest bit of happiness.

As for those women?He just went to please the other party, cheated the other party's heart, and then used them as pawns at critical moments.

He is laying a net in Yokohama for the benefit of the Port Mafia.

"Ah, what a powerful and decisive woman, Miss."

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "But you always encounter such things, miss, you will find it troublesome, right?"

"I'm willing to solve such troublesome things for Miss. After all, it's a man's fault to trouble such a lovely lady."

"Don't look at me like this, I can solve this kind of thing with just one phone call~"

Su Woyan pulled the box and walked around him.

It's better not to talk to this kind of person.

Her choice was indeed correct - one Dazai Osamu was as troublesome as thirty princes.

"Hey, why is Miss ignoring people, are you shy?"

Osamu Dazai didn't mind the hint in his words at all.

He's good at hiding his motives, but there are some things he doesn't mind being explicit about.

He just wanted to strike up a conversation, and just wanted to have an affair with this pink-haired girl. There was no need to use sweet words to cover up the rancid inside, that would only make it more disgusting.

"Please stay away from me, Mafia."

Su Woyan opened her eyes and looked at the boy who was persistently blocking her way.

"I won't be a gangster, and I won't be a compensatory dating girl. I won't have any intersection with you in my life."

Dazai Osamu said: "Ah, I have found a new advantage of Miss, Miss is a very smart woman."

"But Miss, did you misunderstand something? How could I do such a thing?"

"Women like Miss, who can appreciate them, will choose to treat them as treasures."

Boasting himself, as if he could really appreciate it.

And analyzing such a lot, it seems that he can see through her.

Su Woyan simply put down the box.

She rolled up her sleeves and issued an ultimatum: "Your body is full of corpses | The smell hasn't been washed, do you think I'll believe you?"

"If you can't get entangled any more, I'll beat you to the point where you're looking for teeth."

14 years old (2)

Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda were sitting in the Lupine bar.

On the left side of the black-haired boy, there is Ango Sakaguchi who was tied up by the two to drink while he was busy with work.

The young man was lying on the bar, with his chin resting in the crook of his arm, poking|playing| poking at the ice hockey in the cup with his fingertips.

Ango Sakaguchi, who was in charge of intelligence work, observed meticulously: "Dazai, are you injured again?"

Oda Sakunosuke, who was drinking, paused, and turned his head to look at the boy with a fluffy black hair top.

Oda Sakunosuke, who had just become friends at this time, couldn't tell whether Osamu Dazai was injured or not.

Rather, it is normal to be indistinguishable.

After all, this guy has been bandaged all year round, and no one can tell whether the injury under the bandage is real or fake.

"I was beaten up by a pretty lady with a bad temper." Osamu Dazai tilted his head and sighed.

Because the movement of tilting the head was too exaggerated, there was a creepy "click" sound from the neck.

Oda Sakunosuke said with emotion: "Pretty and bad temper don't conflict."

As the only normal person in the trio, Ango Sakaguchi complained, "Hey, that's not the point, is it?"

"Dazai-kun, did you not fight back at all, and you were injured by a girl? You are not such an honest person."

Osamu Dazai suddenly raised his head energetically, his eyes were filled with tiny stars.

"Ango is amazing, that's it!" Osamu Dazai said proudly, "I fought back, but I couldn't beat it at all~"

Ango Sakaguchi: "What are you proud of, hey!"

Tucao belongs to Tucao, but this is really the point.

No matter how you look at it, a girl who has nothing to do with the Mafia is actually able to beat up Osamu Dazai