[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

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Hurry up and work hard for me!

Horse monkey shochu and thick fog

——Even if you realize it, so what?

Osamu Dazai asked without a smile in his eyes, but the thoughts in his heart were completely opposite.

——Of course it can be done if you realize it.

For some, the moment of realization is almost a foregone conclusion.

Nakahara Chuya leaves the title of "good boyfriend", and only lacks the consciousness of "I like you".

Fortunately, Zhong Yuanzhong is not too dull, he has always understood his partner's thoughts.

Even if this Osamu Dazai in front of him makes him feel very strange, he will always be the one who can connect to this guy's brain circuit.

Zhong Yuanzhong also asked in an affirmative tone:

"Dazai, did you do it on purpose?"

"Of course it was on purpose~" The leader Osamu Dazai tilted his head, his soft curly hair brushed against his collar, and he looked innocent and harmless. "I made an appointment and came out to make it clear that I can give up even if I want to, and don't appear by Yanjiang's side again."

When the young handsome guy showed such an expression, he seemed very sincere, and those little thoughts were expressed very frankly.

But unfortunately, this person is Osamu Dazai, and he can only believe half of what he says, not even half of it.

Nakahara stood up holding the table, "Dazai, if you play tricks again, I'll go straight back to Yokohama."

"Well, take it easy, Chuya."

A gleam flashed in Dazai's eyes.

"Chuya is really cunning, you clearly know that I have other purposes."

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat down reluctantly, with suspicion in his eyes:

"Where do you have the confidence to call others cunning?"

It makes sense to laugh at a hundred-step man at fifty steps, but is it plausible for a man with five hundred steps like Dazai Osamu?

"Hey, Dazai."

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a sip of ice water to suppress the anger in his heart.

"You guy, will you never be able to speak straight?"

Whether it is to trick others with a bad attitude, or simply curse the other party to go to hell, or plan to sacrifice themselves with good intentions...

This guy is always twisting and turning and going around, and it makes everyone feel fresh and irritated.

Osamu Dazai seems to be a complex individual who does not expect others to wish him well, but desperately longs for friendship and love.

Osamu Dazai clasped his hands under his chin, his attitude was extraordinarily calm:

"Some words can only achieve the desired effect only by insinuating them on the sidelines, Zhongye."

"Isn't this a common trick used by us villains - worrying?"

Zhong Yuanzhong said impatiently: "Say something quickly! I really have to leave!"

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, and his slender fingers covered in black leather touched the transparent cup wall.

"Zhong Ye is really impatient."

"I just want to ask, does Chuya really think that he can help Yanchan at any time?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also rarely frowned, and he asked, "What do you mean?"

Osamu Dazai chuckled and continued:

"Is Zhongye really a savior to Yan Jiang, not a reminder?"

"The enemy Yan-chan will face tonight is very special~"

"Hey, Chuya, do you remember Shibusawa Tatsuhiko?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes suddenly, with a terrifying expression. He had already formed an instinctive anger towards the name.

The Yokohama Mafia had the most deaths in 88 days, the Dragon Head War, which was brought by that bastard named Tatsuhiko Shibusawa.

Osamu Dazai turned his head, with a dangerous smile on his face:

"If Chuuya falls into that guy's ability, can Zhongya have a way to protect himself?"

"If Chuya's superpower goes berserk, what kind of impact will it have on Yokohama?"

"And Yan Jiang, who is also deeply involved, will be more dangerous?"

Zhongyuan Zhong was also surprised and angry, he asked without thinking:

"Then you bastard still persuade her to go back to Yokohama?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "That guy's target this time is Yan Jiang, so no matter where Yan Jiang is, he will be targeted."

"Yokohama is our home after all, much more reassuring than Tokyo, isn't it?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He just wanted to pick up the glass and smash it on Osamu Dazai's head.

He raised his head and said expressionlessly: "Dazai, Tatsuhiko Shibusawa is forbidden to leave Japan."

Osamu Dazai smiled and nodded: "I know."

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's movements have been closely watched by the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Although the arrest warrant has not been issued, the official agencies have always treated him as a wanted criminal.

Track down his whereabouts, revoke his right to enter and exit, as long as he dares to appear again, he must be let go.

"Dazai, Su I have a British passport." Nakahara Chuya said, "Just go out of the country and it's over."

Osamu Dazai's expression froze: "...Ah."

After a while, he forced a smile and said:

"Speaking of which, Big Ben is also very dangerous, and there are suspenseful cases at every turn."

"Chaldea should hook up with them too, will it turn Yan-chan into a heroic spirit?"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said angrily: "You guys just admit that you didn't think of it! What are you going to do now!?"

After yelling at his unreliable partner, Zhong Yuanzhong also sent a text message to Su Woyan.

"Su Wo, leave Yokohama immediately, you can fly directly!"

But after the message is sent, it has been displayed in the "unread" state.

Zhong Yuanzhong also dialed the phone directly, and there was a short busy tone on the other end, which meant that the other party was not within the service area.

"..." Nakahara was silent for a while, and silently raised his head to look at Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai, who is already an adult in the parallel world, waved his hands again and again: "I'm going to Yokohama!"

This may also be the only way to prevent his skull from being kicked by Zhongya Zhongyuan.

The kind Russian pointed to the exercise book and asked, "Miss, what is the first day of the week?"

Su Woyan replied, "Monday?"

The Russian shook his head: "That's wrong, it's Sunday. On the desk calendar, every week starts on Sunday and ends on Saturday."

Su Woyan looked down at the exercise book.

Sure enough, the person who asked this question is really bad.

The Russian asked: "What is the longest word in the world?"

Su Woyan shook his head.

Russians ask themselves and answer: "smiles, mile means miles, and there is a mile between two s."

Su Woyan nodded thoughtfully.

Sure enough, this way you can remember it all at once.

This Russian rice ball teacher still has some real skills.

If the other party is really just an ordinary down-and-out foreigner, Su Woyan is very willing to hire him to be his teacher.

But it's a pity that in Yokohama, let alone foreigners, there are not many ordinary locals.

And the people from foreign countries are even more aggressive than the locals, and they are all good at doing things, and they are hooked/forced.

"Is Mr. Toss in a hurry to leave?"

Su Woyan had a standard Japanese indifferent smile on his face.

"You've been looking at the clock. If it's urgent, I can advance part of your salary."

"I have already decided to hire you, so if the amount is less than [-] yen, I can pay in advance."

She said so, but what she thought in her heart was: Fortunately, I put an extra electronic watch on the table in my mind.

Smart people these days pay attention to time, because they plan carefully, and there should be no errors when doing things, and they must pay attention to time.

People who frequently look at their watches must be doing something if they are not in a hurry.

"No, miss, I'm just paying attention to how to allocate time." The Russian's words are full of politeness and rules, "I need to control the rhythm to let the lady receive a reasonable amount of knowledge during this period of time. .”

Su Wo said with a half-smile: "Ah, so that's how it is."

"But I just remembered that I still have things to do."

"That's why I asked Mr. Toss like this."

Fantuan Tuosi nodded and got up without hesitation: "So that's how it is."

"Then, I'll take the lady back."

"It's foggy just now, and there are many vehicles on the street, so maybe it's not safe."

It's getting foggy?

Su Woyan opened the shutter next to him in surprise.

Only then did she notice that the outside was already completely white.

"But, today's forecast doesn't indicate fog, does it?"

Su Woyan picked up the phone and clicked on the real-time weather, but the screen just turned slowly a few times without updating the forecast content.

Immediately afterwards, she saw that the signal on the upper left of the mobile phone had directly returned to zero, entering a state of no service.

something wrong.

Her keen sense of crisis never deceived her.

Su Woyan made a judgment in an instant.

The Russian smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"

Su Woyan raised his head and replied calmly:

"There is no signal, maybe the phone is broken again."

"Just get used to it. I'm an electrical killer. I need to change sixteen mobile phones a month."

Dostoevsky was shocked by the girl's wealth: "..."

"Let's go, Mr. Toss."

Su Woyan stuffed the envelope containing the money into Tosi's hand.

"It's really not safe to go home too late in such bad weather."

"Yokohama has never been a peaceful place."

Su Woyan took out a few more banknotes from his wallet, all of which should be used to save money and avoid disaster.

"This is the salary paid in advance to you. I hope we can cooperate well next time."

She swore that if there was something wrong with this guy, she would sue him for racketeering.

"Thank you, miss." Dostoevsky smiled. "We will have a pleasant cooperation."

There seemed to be a deeper meaning in his words.

But Su Woyan