[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

I have never seen someone try their best to deceive themselves like this.

Eh... No, she seems to have seen it before. During the fifth battle in Fuyuki City, didn't the red archer and Emiya Shiro just say "I hit myself"?

Anyway, the result will not be too good...

Su Woyan refused: "He's just a human being, even if he got the script, he wouldn't have expected that there would be another self, would he?"

Osamu Dazai replied calmly: "Then he may not be really smart."

Su Woyan and Zhongyuan Zhongye: "...?"

Saying that you are not smart, what kind of novel way of swearing?

Su Woyan said directly: "In short, you stay here, here is the key!"

"The password is written in the cabinet behind the door. If you don't want to enter the password, you can use this key card to swipe in. There is also a spare key left in the property downstairs."

"Until the matter is resolved, you are not allowed to approach Yokohama."

After making such a decisive decision, Su Woyan dragged Zhong Yuan Zhongya out.

She hasn't lived in this apartment for almost four months, and the frequently used things have already been moved into Xiongying's dormitory.

Even if I pack my luggage, I have to go to Xiongying High School to pack it.

Su Woyan snatched Chuya Nakahara's car and was taken back to Yokohama by him.

This time, the boy who loves drag racing suddenly learned how to behave. The speed of the car was stable, there was no sudden braking, sharp turns or drifting, and Su Woyan didn't frighten Su Woyan to turn pale.

But because Zhongyuan Zhongye learned to obey the rules when he was in a posture, they encountered traffic police who routinely checked drunk driving and driver's licenses while waiting for a red light at the intersection.

Why don't you meet the traffic police if you don't obey the rules?

Ordinary people who do not obey the rules will of course meet the traffic police, and it is only natural that they will be detained and sentenced if they do not obey the rules.

But when Chuya Zhongyuan was racing, the traffic police couldn't catch up with him at all, and they didn't know how to chase him.

It is a violation of driving rules for a car to speed on the road, but what about flying in mid-air and running close to buildings?

I'm afraid the traffic police can only cry, and ask Newton to take care of this person.

Half an hour later, Su Woyan and Zhong Yuan Zhong also sat together in the traffic police station.

The two looked at each other, their eyes filled with innocence and shock. The innocence belonged to Chuya, and the shock belonged to Su Woyan.

"Underage drinking, drinking and driving, driving without a license..."

Su Woyan covered his face, feeling a strong sense of despair.

Who would have thought that Zhongye, an old driver who knew cars, didn't even have a driver's license?

It seems...it's normal to not have it?

Central Plains is also a wild god. He has never been to school since he was a child, so he is considered good if he can read and write.

Looking at the entire port mafi, it seems that there are not many people who have read the book well.

The extremely smart Dazai Osamu didn't finish junior high school, committed suicide when he was young, dropped out of school and drank...

Yumeno Kusaku is a kid, probably never read a book.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was born in a slum, is good enough to eat, but still studying?

Ango Sakaguchi, who seems to be the most gratifying, prudent and highly educated person, was sent by the Intelligence and Secret Service Division, and the level of espionage was so complicated that he could go to Midi to shoot the movie called "Mission: Impossible".

Sigh... As a doctor, Mr. Mori, who possesses great professional knowledge, how could he have such a group of people under him?

It is said that good and bad work, but Mori Ogai's subordinates are not like him at all in terms of learning.

Su Woyan and Zhongyuan Zhongya bowed their heads to accept the criticism and education from the traffic policeman, while waiting for Mori Owai to lead the people.

Both of them turned their heads away in silence, and Zhongyuan Zhong also just wanted to dig a crack and bury himself in the ground—it felt too embarrassing to wait for the parents to come to pick him up after committing a crime.

In fact, even Mori Ogai, who was shopping with Alice in Yokohama, was shocked when he heard about it.

"Oh, so you still have to send your subordinates to take the driver's license test?"

"Obviously everyone needs to cover up their license plates when driving out on missions, and they must not be discovered by the police."

When the port mafia is carrying out missions, it is of course something that cannot be discovered by the white organization-if it is discovered, it may be sentenced to death a dozen times.

Therefore, everything related to the port mafia, whether it is a person or a vehicle, must be kept secret.

Cover the license plate of the car, and if you don't encounter the police, it doesn't matter whether the driver has a driver's license or not, anyway, you won't encounter the police.

The supernatural life form in a red dress put its hands behind its back and said:

"Isn't it strange that Rintaro's subordinates don't have driver's licenses?"

"Alice is right." Mori Ogai said, "I will send my subordinates to take the driver's license test later."

"But, with the level of education of Rintaro's subordinates, can they really successfully obtain a driver's license?" Alice put one hand on her chin, revealing the cruel reality with a smile. "After all, I heard that getting a driver's license is not easy."

Mori Ogai: "...Little Alice is right."

So it's better to teach them directly.

——So, why did things turn out like this?

Three or ten minutes later, Su Gayan, who was brought out by Mori Ogai, was at a loss.

But what was even more bewildering was Nakahara Chuya, who had just been released and learned that he was going to take tutoring.

The leader of the port mafia was deeply worried about the education level of his subordinates, so he decided to open a tutoring institution in Yokohama, specializing in one-on-one small classroom teaching.

Mori Ogai also wrote a list, ordering the members on the list to attend tutoring on time, and they can ask for leave when they have tasks.

Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke are openly on the list, even Akutagawa Ryunosuke's own sister.

Mori Ogai firmly believes that knowledge can change the horizon and the world. It is already the 21st century. When recruiting, mafia also likes talents who have gone out of school well, and will not like Zhang Yu.

"Mr. Sen won't try to trick me, will he?"

Su Woyan has always been very wary of this uncle lolicon who caused her to get shot.

These days, Mafia came out to set up a counseling institution, either because she wanted to whitewash herself, or because she wanted to brainwash herself through education.

Both the former and the latter are dangerous, and the former can basically be ruled out-port mafia is too dark, and it is harder to bleach than Osamu Dazai.

Su Woyan leaned on the wall and sighed, thinking that it would be better to hire a teacher honestly.

On the night of returning to Yokohama, Su Woyan uploaded his appeal for hiring a tutor on the Internet.

In order to be able to keep up with Xiongying's classes during the vacation, Su Woyan spared no expense.

The hourly salary she offers is quite high, which should attract a large number of teachers, and it will be good to choose the best ones at that time.

On the third day, the website official called Su Woyan, saying that he had already selected a candidate for the teacher.

Su Woyan made an appointment with the people's teacher at a coffee shop—coincidentally, it was still in the coffee shop downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency.

When Su Woyan got the news, he kept complaining: "Hey, isn't Mr. Kunikida planning to make extra money?"

But this is impossible.

After all, Mr. Kunikida, the honest man who has been squeezed, can't even finish the work of the Armed Detective Agency, let alone earn extra money.

Moreover, a person as dedicated as he is should not abandon the Armed Detective Agency for even a quarter of an hour for extra money.

When going to the coffee shop according to the agreed time, Su Woyan successfully found the person who applied for the post of teacher.

It was a thin, pale man, at first glance, this man was very similar to Osamu Dazai.

Su Woyan just wanted to complain, why does this man dress like this and make himself look like a rice ball.

Su Woyan stopped walking as soon as he entered the store.

There was always a voice in her heart stopping her, don't go over, don't touch, something irreversible will happen.

Years of experience have made her intuition very keen, and she will sense it before a crisis comes.

Su Woyan would choose to follow her heart most of the time, even if it would make her appear too casual.

The mild-mannered, thin man looked at her with a harmless expression on his face.

He tentatively asked, "Miss Su?"

Although the eyes were gentle, Su Woyan felt that there was a different world in it.

There are too many things hidden in this person's eyes, his whole body is like a thick layer of fog, ethereal and illusory, he can't see clearly or understand.

This is a very, very complicated person, not only on the outside, but also on the inside with the same level of complexity as Dazai Osamu, or even better.

"Miss Su, please come and sit down. I ordered an iced latte for you on my own initiative. If you don't like it, you can change it."

The fantuan man is still gentle and elegant, but his shadow is spreading its sharp claws, trapping Su Eryan into the trap bit by bit.

Su Woyan had a key that could turn into a magic wand hanging on his fingertip.

She walked slowly and carefully.

"How should I call you?"

The author has something to say: Mr. Tuo is very poor now, he really needs this job (x

For Su Woyan, in terms of ability, Mr. Tuo is as dangerous as Sigang Mudiao and Zhi Qisai. She will disappear if she is touched.

Coupled with a good brain, Tuo will always be particularly dangerous (after all, he is a man who can't be caught by Dazai's script).

Shura field of horse monkey shochu

The rice ball man picked up the pen, and elegantly branded the handwriting on the A4 paper.

"This is my name, you can call it whatever you want."

Su Woyan took the paper.

— Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky.

Foreigners, the name is so long that it makes people bald, it is not as easy to remember as the Japanese local specialty "Moonyong Snow Butterfly Q·Ice Crystal Butterfly Dream".

Su Woyan fiddled with his mobile phone, and calmly sent a location to Zhongyuan Zhongye.

She smiled and asked, "Mr. Tosi, are you sure you can tutor Japanese high school courses?"

"Knowledge knows no borders, miss."

Tuo Si speaks modestly, but it is also