[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

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Su Woyan stood up and walked over, putting the peach soda in his arms.

"What I care more about is how long have you tortured yourself for this matter?"

Osamu Dazai smiled, refusing to answer her question.

Su Woyan said calmly: "Do you know what kind of characteristics people will have when they are extremely tired?"

"Blood pressure rises, heart beats faster, endocrine disorders, and a slightly sour discomfort from head to toe."

"But when you're overtired, your brain and your body that's crossed the threshold of exhaustion say, 'I'm fine.'"

"And then, there's another feature——"

Su Woyan raised his hand, and slapped Osamu Dazai on the forehead.

"Just a little bit like this, and you'll fall asleep."

Osamu Dazai turned his head slightly away from the slap.

He sat in the afternoon sun, tilting his head slightly, his long eyelashes trembling slightly, his chest rising and falling with his steady breathing.

He just fell asleep on the sofa in his sweetheart's house.

Su Woyan picked up her mobile phone to make a call, she didn't avoid Dazai Osamu at all.

Once a person who is so tired accidentally falls asleep, unless he has enough rest, he will not wake up if there is a thunderbolt or a wheel runs over his face.

"Chuya, did I bother you?"

"I meant to ask, hypothetically, I'm just saying hypothetically—"

Su Woyan was a little incoherent:

"If Dazai is making jokes and is unwilling to tell the truth, how can he pry his mouth?"

Zhong Yuanzhong on the other end of the phone also looked confused, and then he realized it.

He's not that stupid either.

Chuya Nakahara asked, "Is Osamu Dazai at your house?"

Su Woyan replied with a dry smile: "Ah, sorry, it's really just a hypothesis."

"Heroes has a new class for us called 'The Art of Interrogation.'"

"I think the most troublesome people you will encounter during the interrogation should be people like Dazai."

"But I can't find him, so I can only ask you."

Zhong Yuanzhong also moved the phone away a little, and looked suspiciously at the call on the screen.

Zhong Yuanzhong also said: "Su Wo, when you encounter such an enemy, don't interrogate him."

"Kill him directly, as fast as you can, and don't give the other party a chance to speak."

"The corpse of this kind of person is much more honest than his mouth."

uncontrollable situation

Su Woyan raised his head blankly and looked at the ceiling.

Very pertinent advice... When you meet an enemy like Dazai Osamu, you should do this, right?

"Thank you, Chuya."

After hanging up the phone, Su Woyan turned his head and looked at Osamu Dazai who had fallen asleep.

"Then what shall I do with you?"

Su Woyan sighed.

Because of her strength, she rarely felt helpless.

And these few times of helplessness are directly related to this self-talk every time.

Su Woyan has no doubt at all that one day he will be driven crazy by an existence named "Osamu Dazai".

Whether it is the old Dazai Osamu or the 22-year-old Dazai Osamu, they are all helpless characters.

Unauthorizedly causing her trouble, made her extremely angry, and also made her at a loss what to do.

Su Gayan often feels like a marionette, and Osamu Dazai is the one holding the spool.

Of course, she is not the only puppet, as are Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

I'm afraid Mori Ogai is the only one who is out of his calculations right now?

Mr. Sen is a wolf, more than a little bit more ruthless than a ruthless man.

Not only was he not calculated, but he personally calculated Osamu Dazai - in terms of strategy, Ogai Mori should have given Osamu Dazai a lot of guidance.

But...Look at the ancestral scarf that the leader Osamu Dazai was wearing before, he probably won against Mori Ogai in another world?

Su Woyan whispered to himself, saying:

"Dazai, is there anyone in this world who can make you helpless?"

This question came out of a trace of anger in my heart, and it was a bit vicious to ask it like this.

As a victim, Su Woyan sometimes sincerely hopes that this guy who always calculates others will also overturn his car once.

Well, probably not.

The pink-haired girl shook her head, went to the room to get a thin blanket, and covered Osamu Dazai.

Daily necessities such as bedding and sheets were thrown into the drum washing machine by her, and she chose the cleaning mode of "mite removal and disinfection".

When Osamu Dazai woke up, outside the white gauze curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows, there was a red sun sinking in the west.

The warm orange light passes through the curtains and lightly spreads on the floor, dyeing this spacious house with a warm color.

Osamu Dazai straightened up and slept in an awkward position for too long, causing a strong soreness in his cervical spine.

He blinked, and found the pink-haired girl in the semi-open kitchen.

"It's already evening?" he asked.

Su Woyan looked at the instructions on the noodle box, and split the ingredients into the bowl one by one.

"It's already the evening of the second day, and you've slept for a full 28 hours."

She was very suspicious that Osamu Dazai woke up from hunger.

Sure enough, this guy already smelled the rich aroma of her noodle soup.

Osamu Dazai asked, "Is this the dinner made by Yanchan himself?"

Su Woyan replied very perfunctorily:

"Are you moved by the water you boiled and the noodles you soaked by yourself?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He murmured in a low voice: "It's still the same, without any femininity."

Su Woyan raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Osamu Dazai quickly raised his head, eager to save himself.

"I mean, the noodles made by Yanjiang must be delicious~"

He is trying to impress Su Woyan with his sincere smile and innocent face.

The pink-haired girl took out her wand unmoved.

She has known Osamu Dazai for many years, how could she still believe what this guy said?

Five minutes later, Osamu Dazai covered the bag on his head with one hand, and sat obediently at the dining table, sipping instant noodles.

Su Woyan was playing with his mobile phone, as if he was chatting with someone, his thumb was jumping rapidly on the screen.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyes and looked at her quietly: "Yanjiang, don't you want to eat?"

"I ordered the deluxe sashimi set meal, a triple combination of horse manure sea urchin, salmon roe and salmon." Su Woyan pointed at the fresh shrimp and fish noodles that Osamu Dazai was talking about with his mobile phone, and said, "Thanks to you, that I was going to eat the noodles myself."

Osamu Dazai looked down at the instant noodle bowl, his expression suddenly became a little stiff.

He finally realized one thing:

——Su Woyan is not lacking in femininity, but laziness and money have made her what she is now.

"Full?" Su Woyan put down the phone, and took away the instant noodle bowl in front of Osamu Dazai.

Her expression was serious, and she got to the point without any ambiguity.

"Talk about it when you're full. What have you been through?"

"Traveling through countless parallel worlds, walking so many winding roads, cultivating immortals without sleeping, what are you pursuing?"

Osamu Dazai had a smile on his face and clapped his hands together: "Ah, I still have a little..."

Su Woyan interrupted him in anticipation: "I woke up, I'm full, what do you need now, do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Su Woyan turned on the timer on the phone.

"Okay, I'll give you 10 minutes to think about what to say to me."

Su Woyan's attitude can be said to be pressing every step of the way, with the momentum of swearing not to give up until he finds out about this matter.

Osamu Dazai is not used to this kind of Soga talk.

In his memory, the 16-year-old Su Woyan was always fierce when he treated him, but he was obviously very gentle towards him.

But that kind of fierceness is not really fierce, but with a kind of easy-going.

Su Woyan, whom he knew well, always attacked him while at the same time giving the appearance of "I really can't do anything about you".

The girl would be in Lupin's bar, while giving him some green juice to trick him, and at the same time giving him her own peach sparkling water.

She would often appear when he jumped into the river, take him ashore, and say "I don't care about you anymore", but she always appeared by the river bank where he entered the water next time.

So, he is not used to such a strong Su Woyan.

Speaking of which, every time he was fished ashore wet, Su Wo said that it was fierce, but he never said anything like "Go to hell".

Osamu Dazai blinked, and suddenly understood something.

Su Woyan, who has been lurking in memory for many years, seems to have always had expectations for him.

She seemed to have always... hoped that he would live well.

Su Woyan went to save him because she hoped that Osamu Dazai would live.

Su Woyan scolded him in the hope that he would live, and live well.

Osamu Dazai has experienced many worlds. What he pays attention to is that he wants to do something to protect his important people.

However, at the same time, he also overlooked some things.

Su Woyan wanted to protect him, just like those Oda Sakunosukes who knew him, always wanted to help him.

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth: "Yanjiang, I..."

The sad feeling came up.

The things he has endured alone for several years, those hardships, those partings...

If these things are said, both Sogayan and Oda Sakunosuke will understand, right?

Su Woyan sighed: "Forget it, let me ask you."

"Let's ask this, in the world line you have experienced, has Oda Sakunosuke died?"

Osamu Dazai nodded: "In almost all the world lines, he chose to die."

As he spoke, there was a little helplessness in the corners of his eyes.

"However, in the last world, he survived."

Su Woyan asked: "Then do you know that in this world, Oda Saku