[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

He waved his hand and unfolded a magic circle, catching himself and his companions who were falling.

Su Woyan was holding a magic wand, and slowly floated down from the sky.

The pink-haired girl stared at him speechlessly.

Su Woyan looked him up and down for a long time, and struggled to ask a question.

"Are you changing?"

Sigangmuhang turned his head to look at the small white animal at his feet, and asked, "What is this?"

Chubby shook his big tail and said obediently: "Probably because there are no adaptive rules for magical boys. After all, only girls who signed July with our family before."

To put it simply, I didn't expect to sign a teenager, so there are no teenagers' clothes in the setting.

Sigang Muhang was silent for a while, then slowly raised his head to look at Su Woyan, as if he was thinking about how to silence him.

Su Woyan already understood what was going on from the conversation.

She asked, "Did you sign a contract with this guy?"

Before Sigang Muhang could answer, Su Woyan, who already knew the answer, shook his head regretfully.

She said: "In the past, you still had the chance to be educated, but now you can only wait to be buried."

Sihan Muhang: "...?"

Is this what people say?

Su Woyan had a magic wand in his right hand and an equipment box in his left hand. He fisted awkwardly.

"For the sake of the job you are about to do to protect the city, I won't beat you today."

"Good luck and goodbye."

After all, the magical girl carried her wand and walked away dragging a string of pink star powder.

Sigangmuhang and Dabi stayed where they were, completely unable to understand the amount of information in the words.

Dabi gave Qiubi a sideways look, and asked, "Guard the city?"

"Ah, I didn't say that before." Chubby turned around in a circle and said, "The girl who has gained power... boy, you must hunt the witch to protect the peace of the city~"

The two villains with ideals and aspirations were shocked.

Guard the city, look, what kind of peach is this talking about?

This is the funniest joke they have heard since the establishment of the enemy alliance.

Sigang Muhang directly rejected the proposal: "Are you kidding me?"

"Don't rush to refuse."

Chubby flicked his big tail, and only then did he reveal part of the deception of signing the contract.

"The witch is the thing just now~ If you defeat the witch, there is a chance that you will get the seed of lamentation."

"Only the seed of lamentation can purify the soul gem and maintain your soul."

It stared into a pair of horrible round red eyes.

"If the soul gem is seriously polluted, terrible things will happen~"

Dead handle wooden hanging: "..."

It's over, cheated, kidnapped!

But of course he doesn't follow the rules lightly.

Rules belonged to decent people, never to him who was sunk in darkness.

The dead handle wood hanger grabbed the little white creature on the ground, and turned it into a puddle of khaki powder with its personality.

But the Zhengtai sound from the small animal sounded elsewhere again.

"Oh, if you have something to say, you can talk about it. If you do this, it will make me very distressed."

The strange white creature came from nowhere, took two steps, stepped on the shoulders of Dabi and Siganmuhang, and jumped to the side of the powdered corpse.

"Although there are spares, it is really wasteful to do so."

Chubby lowered his head and recovered the corpse by devouring it.

Dabi thought: This level of abnormality is comparable to that of a dead handle wood hanging.

Su Woyan held the mobile phone and answered the phone while flying.

She also spent a lot of time entangled with Chubby, and at that time she was locked in the enchantment of the witch.

In other words, during this period of time, her mobile phone has no signal.

Not long after Su Woyan left the barrier, his phone was about to explode.

"Ms. Aizawa?"

"I just ran into some issues, fixed them, and am on my way back to school."

"I'll report back when I get back. I'm not hurt, please don't worry."

"Mr. Hong, I'm sorry for worrying you, I'll go back right away."

"Ah...? I'm on the news again?"

"There's really no other way. It's probably not just me, but even the tram I'm on will be on the news together."

After all, the time in the witch's enchantment and the real world are synchronized.

In other words, during this time, the tram disappeared in the real world.

This is probably the supernatural accident of the tram in the urban legend - crossing the time point, disappearing and reappearing, jumping the tram for an hour and a half, and the person on the train who lost his memory within an hour and a half can just prove this point.

After hanging up Hong Jiaodong's call, another number called immediately.

Su Woyan looked at the word "Durian Head" on the screen of the phone and hesitated for five seconds.

She pressed answer and held the phone farther away.

"Are you dead, Taozitou!?"

Su Woyan was expressionless, and poked the red button on the screen with his thumb to isolate the noise from the outside.

In Hero High School.

Katsuki Bakugo yelled out such a sentence just after he got on the phone.

This is his way of expressing concern, after all, he is a person who doesn't know how to speak well under normal circumstances.

His original intention was to ask that Taozitou what happened so that he was not in the service area.

But just as he expressed his concern, there was a busy tone on the receiver.

Baohao Shengji was stunned for a moment before realizing that it was Su Woyan who hung up the phone.

The bad mood he had accumulated all day suddenly exploded: "That idiot Taozitou! I'll let her die!"

The boy with the durian head raised his mobile phone high, and was held down by his good brother before he smashed the mobile phone to the ground.

Everyone in Class A still doesn't know what kind of amazing news Su Woyan will bring when he returns.

Half an hour later, Su Woyan floated to the ground carrying the equipment box.

The girls immediately gathered around, and Hong Jiaodong also got a little closer.

The most violent reaction was Katsuki Bakugo, who wanted to rush over and blow her away.

Kirishima Eijiro held Bakugo Katsuki from behind:

"Baohao, you can't hit girls!"

Su Woyan wanted to give this scene a title of "The Strong Man Locks the Man".

Su Woyan hugged the most petite Frog Chuimeiyu, and said with a smile, "I'm back~"

Li Ri Ochako asked, "Is Yan-chan on that tram just now?"

"Yes, but I won't be able to elaborate on that later."

Su Gayan raised his feet, looked at Aizawa Shouta who was standing not far away, and waved to him.

"Mr. Aizawa, I have important news to report, about the enemy alliance."

After listening to the whole process, Aizawa Shouta and Oulumite looked at each other.

They all thought they had heard an unbelievable story—the kind that was outrageously nonsensical.

The next leader of the enemy alliance became a magical boy, and he had to take on the mission of guarding the city in order to survive.

Who the hell wrote this script?

The society is willing to award this talent one hundred peace/peace/awards.

"It's true, there are pictures to prove it."

Su Woyan took out his phone and swiped twice to bring up the gallery.

On the screen is a wooden hanger in a white gauze skirt fluttering like a fairy—if you ignore the hand clasped on his face, he is like a beautiful "girl" who escaped from marriage.

Oulumite's world view has been severely impacted: "...?"

The expression on Aizawa Shouta's face collapsed for a moment, and he reluctantly accepted this reality.

Su Woyan put the mobile phone in the middle of the table, and only then did he talk about the hidden dangers in this matter.

"However, if you sign a contract, you can realize a wish."

"Mr. Aizawa, Oulumite, you have far more chances to contact this guy than I do."

"In your opinion, what kind of wish will he make?"

The expression on Oulumite's face suddenly became extremely serious, he stood up unsteadily, and walked out with his mobile phone.

"I'm going to call the prison."

He had already guessed what the white-haired boy's wish was.

Aizawa Shouta shook his head.

It seems that things are still not optimistic.

Aizawa Yuta got up and took the computer and mobile phone, and said:

"I'm going to report this to the principal."

"Su Wo, you go back and rest first."

At this time, he recalled Su Woyan's character design of a girl who lacks love.

So he added dryly: "You're doing well."

Su Woyan, who is not short of love, picked up the phone with a smile and asked:

"Ms. Aizawa, please be happy."

"There is obviously a lot of room for entertainment in this matter."

"For example...post this photo on the Internet?"

The author has something to say: Brother Diao: ...I will kill Chubby.

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Aizawa Shouta's expression instantly became indescribable.

He wanted to ask: Su Woyan, what kind of devil are you?

Even if it's an enemy, you don't want to humiliate the other party's dignity like this, right?

Facing such a ruthless devil Sogayan, Aizawa Shouta just wanted to say:

That's a great offer, please do let me do my part.

The alliance with the enemy has the hatred of attacking the students in his class several times. There, Aizawa Xiaota is willing to spare no effort to help Su Gayan.

He pretended to be calm on the surface and said:

"...I will ask the principal. If there is no problem, communicate with the police and replace the wanted photo with this."

Su Wo said: "...how come you are more ruthless than me?"

If the dead handle wooden hanging in the photo of the arrest warrant is replaced by a magical boy Xiao Diao, or a married young boy Diao Diao...

This picture is too beautiful to imagine.

All in all, with the release and reposting of the wanted warrant, the popularity of the magical boy dead handle wooden hanging will rise rapidly, and sooner or later it will become popular all over the world.

When Oulumite came back from the phone call, he saw