[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

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Dabi suddenly stopped the blue fire that was about to be buckled.

"It turns out that human teenagers also have individuals with such rich emotions?"

Chubby shook his big white tail twice, tilted his head, and looked at the dead wooden hanging with a hand clasped on his face in great confusion.

As an alien species without emotion, Kewpie's way of speaking is sometimes downright terrifying.

It asked: "Speaking of which, do humans really look like this?"

A dead wooden hanging with his father's hand on his face: "..."

"Forget it, don't care about it." Chubby reluctantly recognized Sigangmu Diao's nationality, "Just treat you as a human being."

Sihanmuhang: "..." I thank you, okay?

Cupid's big tail flicked twice on the black and white brick floor.

It invited: "Hey, let me say, do you two want to become magical boys?"

Sigangmuhang and Dabi: "...?"

Cupid said:

"Especially that young man whose face looks like his hands, your quality is very strong."

"If you become a magical boy, you must be no weaker than a magical girl."

Cupid twirled and chased his own tail, making a funny and weird gesture.

"If you sign a contract with me, you can make a wish come true?"

"With your quality, even if it's an incredible wish, it will definitely come true, right?"

Sigangmuhang and Dabi looked at each other in blank dismay.

——I have to say, I was really moved.

Can realize a wish, but also become a magical boy, and it is not weaker than the existence of a magical girl.

Isn't this a steady profit?

The only magical girl the two of them had ever seen was Su Woyan.

Therefore, Sigang Mudiao and Dabi took it for granted that the magical girl mentioned by Chubby was referring to Su Woyan.

Gaining more power than that little pink-haired girl is a very tempting thing in itself.

With that kind of power, no matter what kind of ambition, you can realize it, right?

Just at this moment, they heard an angry roar from the girl.

"Pinkbeamplus!"

What followed was a thick and long pink light cannon.

Where the light beam passed, a series of explosions/explosions occurred.

Those little monsters who felt very ugly and cute after watching them for a long time were smashed to pieces by Su Woyan's merciless cannonball.

Sigang Mudiao and Dabi both lowered their heads to look at Qiubi and asked:

"Can you become stronger than the guy who fired this light cannon?"

Cupid blinked.

"Why is there such a request?"

"It is impossible for you to surpass her in strength. If you practice for another ten years, you may be able to defeat her with rich experience."

Sigang Muhang was silent for a moment, and asked very calmly: "...why?"

There was a hint of collapse in his voice.

Cupid answered as a matter of course:

"She has pink hair."

"One of you has gray hair and the other black hair, how can you beat pink hair?"

The two of the enemy alliance: "...?"

What a strange theory this is! ?

Never heard of it!

On the other hand, the more Su Woyan went deeper, the more he felt that this enchantment was not simple.

In the sky—let's just call the scarlet curtain the sky of the enchantment, with fluorescent, round figures floating like wheels.

On the small TVs on both sides, the racing scene was played repeatedly.

And the signboards on the side of the road are also strange one by one.

The first sign is Speed ​​Limit [-].

This is quite normal, after all, in Japan, most highways have a speed limit of less than [-].

And if you can hit a speed of [-] per hour in the city of Tokyo, that's really a level--the level of a serial car accident.

The second sign is the school section ahead, please drive carefully.

Su Wo said: "...?"

The third sign is a sign for the handicapped.

This brand will appear in various places, such as stations, toilets, parking spaces in front of supermarkets...

To put it bluntly, it is to take care of the convenience of personnel in wheelchairs.

Su Wo said: "!"

Why did the brand change from speed limit to wheelchair?

How many twists and turns did it take to go from driving to using a wheelchair?

Or is this some weird wheelchair racing event?

The function of the small TV next to it is not normal, like a PPT projection cloth, changing pictures frame by frame.

Those pictures are like a car show, all the cars are from world famous brands.

The shape is handsome, the lines are unique, and the color is very aggressive - these are either sports cars or racing cars.

Su Woyan asked: "This witch likes cars very much?"

Chubby replied: "...Probably?"

Su Woyan nodded thoughtfully.

She looked at the sign on the side of the road again.

The four-cornered pavilion-shaped black iron lamps were lit up one by one, emitting a faint light that could not dispel the haze on the road.

On both sides of a road bisected by a white median line, only the signboards are brightly illuminated.

Soon, even the traffic signs were shrouded in shadows, and they were hazy and confused under the mist.

The only thing left, illuminated more and more clearly by the brighter and brighter lights, is the sign of the wheelchair.

To be honest, such scenes and signs remind people of the driver's license test language.

——"Qiu Mingshan high-speed racing car, the wheelchair will accompany you all your life."

Su Woyan suddenly flew into the air, dodging the wheels that were coming straight towards the door.

After the wheel brushed against the bridge of the girl's nose, it drove away in the opposite direction.

Look at the speed of the afterimage, it is estimated that it has soared to more than [-] yards.

"I'm going to see the witch soon." Chubby said, "Is it true that Yanjiang won't sign a contract with me?"

Su Woyan said indifferently: "Sign."

Cupid: "If you sign a contract with me...huh?"

The author has something to say: Geniuses in the comment area, Su Woyan, she didn't sign, she didn't sign!She talks about it, but it's not a joke!Are you waiting for the next chapter? ?

Think about it, this woman who has been guarding against the pit for 16 years, could she jump into the pit! ?

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[Comprehensive] Slime, weak and innocent

Author: Chen Huaye

CP is Zhongye, derived from Tanmeiwen

Lime who is a slime comes from a magical world of magic.

Lime didn't know why he suddenly arrived in the new world, but Lime had never been cowardly since arriving in this new world.

Do you think it's because Lime is strong?Of course...not anymore!

The reason why Lime has never been coaxed is because he hugged his thigh when he first came to this world!Golden thighs!Not just one! ! !

Lyme: My thighs!Come out bright!

Qi Munan X: ...

One Punch X:  …

Lime has been very arrogant in the new world because he hugged his thigh, until...

Headmaster of Heroic Mouse: Did you help the enemy? !

Miss Yokohama: It was you who helped Dazai escape before, right? !

Natsuba Boy: Put down the monsters in your hands!

Lime: ...I'm just a poor, weak and innocent slime!What did slime do wrong? !

Negotiation of Horse Monkey Shochu

Su Woyan's answer surprised Chubi who had been rejected several times.

The white cat, dog, and rabbit-like creature shook its ears, and said incredulously, "Really?"

Su Woyan nodded and said:

"Of course there are conditions."

"No matter what price you pay, you want me to sign a contract with you, right?"

"It's natural," Cupid said.

"Yan Jiang, your aptitude is unmatched, and it doesn't matter if you are self-willed."

"Come on, state your conditions, and state your wishes."

The pink-haired girl snorted and asked, "Hey, Chubby, do you know the Seat of Heroes?"

The movement of the surrounding wheels became more flexible, turning and hitting Su Woyan's barrier.

For witches who are absorbing magic power, eager to rely on human flesh/body and desperate emotions, Sugayan with powerful magic power is a delicacy.

The feeling that the meat was right in front of her eyes but she couldn't bite it made the witch even more anxious.

Long roads and lights are twisted into lines, and the magic becomes manic/chaotic.

Such a change means that the witch is about to mature.

And the pink-haired girl who can solve all these turmoil is negotiating terms with the incubator Kewbi.

Cupid tilted his head: "Seat of Heroes?"

"Have you signed a contract with something like that?"

There's wonder and surprise in its sound, but more regret.

It is delighted with what kind of treasure Sugayan is, but regrets that the "contract" has been preempted by the Seat of Heroes, which is independent of the world.

Chubby's hunting scope is limited to the souls of girls belonging to this world.

And Su Woyan, whose soul has been pre-booked in the Seat of Heroes, is no longer what it should interfere with.

Chubby suddenly felt the same anxiety as the witch.

This feeling of not being able to eat the meat is really painful.

Su Woyan said, "No, it hasn't been decided yet."

"Heroic Seat made an invitation to me before, hoping that I would become the guardian of the world after death, but I did not agree."

"Qiubi, if you want me to be your contractor, prove to me that you are a better choice than Heroic Seat."

Cupid: "..."

Su Woyan: "I'm so popular, it's okay to shop around, right?"

Cupid: "..."

Su Wo said: "After all, the price of signing a contract with you is more painful than going to the Seat of Heroes."

"So, you have to prove to me that you are much better than Heroes - for example, declare war on Heroes and win them."