[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

Muffling Harmony stuff?

The pink star in the center of Su Woyan's magic wand has stored up its magic power, and it is flashing a cross.

Before Aizawa Xiao could react too much, Su Gayan had already thrown the wand high into the sky - the star powder drawn from the tail of the wand was quite nice.

Aizawa Yuta thought to himself:

What kind of nirvana is this?

Set off fireworks to attract the attention of the enemy?

Su Woyan shouted: "The art of video card destruction!"

...Wait, why is the name of this trick different?

Those star powders emitted a strong brilliance for a moment, and each one was a three-kilowatt incandescent light bulb.

The venue suddenly became extremely bright, as if there were a thousand green hills standing in front of it.

The training ground was plunged into a dazzling pure white, accompanied by howls.

"Fuck! My eyes are ahhh!"

"Mom! I'm blind!"

Aizawa Kota covered his eyes.

Dry eye is inherently sensitive to light, and it is even more difficult to sustain it in the face of such strong light.

Aizawa Shouta didn't close his eyes in time, the eyes that were hurt by the light welled up with tears, which was moist once in a while.

Su Gayan's move is simply a nemesis skill for Aizawa Shouta, a hero who uses his eyes.

The first day of training for everyone in class A ended with all the members going to the recovery girl to treat their eyes.

The little old lady sat on the swivel chair and tried to persuade:

"Oh, young people should protect their eyes well."

Aizawa Shouta, who was doubting his life, agreed, "You're right."

He turned his head to face everyone in class A: "Everyone measures the interpupillary distance, Iida collects the data and gives it to me, and the equipment department will equip you with goggles later."

Aizawa Xiaotao said in a deep voice, "Su Wo."

Su Woyan raised his head tremblingly: "Yes!"

Aizawa Shouta: "Give me a copy of all your skills, and write down the specific effects of all of them."

"When I let you show off your abilities later, I will ask professional heroes to prepare corresponding venues."

Su Woyan said obediently: "Okay."

I always feel that Aizawa-sensei is full of resentment now.

Before going to sign up for the exam, Su Woyan wanted to name himself a hero.

Naming this kind of thing depends on the inspiration. Some people can think of it in a minute, and some people can't think of it even if they try their best.

After all, it is a title that will accompany the entire career, so it is better to be cautious.

Liri Ochako suggested, "Magic girl?"

Su Woyan shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, this is absolutely not possible."

If she goes out with such a name, the public should build a new ranking for her—the professional hero shame ranking.

At that time, Su Woyan will definitely win the first place every year. As for whether she is the only one participating in the ranking, it is unknown.

No matter how the otaku culture changes, "Magical Girls" are relatively opposed.

In the past few years, the magical girl painting style was childish and the plot was silly and sweet. As long as you open the magical girl fan, the screen will be full of dreamy pink bubbles.

Look at the shameful transformation action, look at the very strange costumes worn, and look at the strange spells and magic special effects-it's shameful in anime, and it's shameful for people who watch anime.

A name like "Magical Girl ○○" means that whoever looks at it is dead.

It's no wonder that Bakugo Katsuki is ashamed to admit that he watched it when he was young.

In recent years, magical girls have undergone tremendous changes because of a screenwriter named Xu ○ Xuan.

From silly and sweet to black/deep/disabled, from healing and warm to depressing/depressed, the audience who came to watch the show will be crazy one by one.

People who like to be moistened by cookies, how can they like black/deep/disabled/yufan?

Ashdo Sanna thought for a moment, and said, "Then it's called Moose Heartbeat?"

It really deserves to be a hero reserve who is pink all over his body from head to toe, and his name is so pink.

Su Woyan shook his head again.

The difference between "Magic Girl" and "Peachy Heartbeat", that is, the difference between "Suzuki Dog Dan" and "Sato Tiezhu".

Chang An, a boy in the second year of middle school, had a brilliant idea.

"A judge from Xinghui?"

Do not……

In a sense, this name is really very secondary.

By the way, what the hell is a judge?

Su Woyan said, "Let's make it a little more ordinary."

The naming ghosts of class A immediately began to use their imagination again.

"Flower sea demon princess?"

This name is too embarrassing, okay? It looks like a charm/demon who gathers flowers around every night and attracts bees and butterflies!

"World nuclear level?"

No, no, this is the codename that villains should have!

"Graphic card killer?"

Sounds like a computer repair guy.

Putao's classmate Minoru Mineta is Yan Luo among the named ghosts.

He raised his finger, drooling and suggested: "Master Tie ○?"

The author has something to say: this chapter continues to give out red envelopes~

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The pre-received article "Absurd Town Story" is a business category that everyone likes to read recently.

Farms, ranches, management, and exploration are all involved, and there are fantasy elements.

Wen Ge, an auditor and social animal, leaves work at four in the morning and returns to work at nine in the morning.

Wen Ge, who was sick from overwork, closed his eyes and struggled, and came to this small town.

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The cabins are dilapidated.

The farmland is barren and overgrown with grass.

There is also a gift from "Grandpa" - a set of ancestral golden farming tools.

And something doesn't seem quite right about this town.

Fluffy, translucent ghosts float around, and slimy slimes eat radishes in the fields.

Beautiful goblins dance among the flowers, and under the water there is a big fish that can't be stewed in a pot.

Look at Wen Ge's employees again.

The wandering great magician——in order to test the power of light magic, he summoned the most powerful demon, but was cornered after being expelled from the mage tower.

The autistic Duke of blood—refusing to eat blood, tired of the immortal life, buried himself in a pit and failed to commit suicide.

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The worst part is that all the farm employees are farm killers.

Wen Ge: "I obviously asked you to farm the land!"

Horse monkey shochu and tram

On that day, a certain grape from Class A of the 1st year of the Hero Department almost became the soul of a magical girl who did not want to be named.

The name of Su Woyan's hero was finally determined by drawing lots.

Together, we made a simple lottery holder out of a tissue box, and in the box were put the hero names that everyone thought up to suit Su Woyan.

Of course, none of the hero names written by Minoru Mineta were allowed to be put into the lottery.

Su Woyan shook the tissue box, and took out a note.

After everyone nervously unfolded the note, the name that will accompany Su Woyan throughout his career was revealed.

"Starlight under the moon."

...Ah, no, this is the print on the front of the torn page.

The hero's name is written next to it.

- "Soldier of love."

Su Woyan was dumbfounded.

What a bad name! ?It's not as good as "Magical Girl".

In the common area of ​​the dormitory, the hero reserves of Class A covered their mouths and their stomachs twitched from laughter.

Because of this unsatisfactory lottery, Su Woyan's heroic name was born in this way-the warrior of love.

When the hero's name was filled in the registration form for the qualification examination, Su Woyan almost burst into tears.

Aizawa Shouta accepted the entry form and placed him in the last place in Class A.

He raised his head and looked at Su Woyan, who was full of unhappiness, and asked:

"Why are there tears in your eyes?"

Su Woyan picked up the handkerchief and wiped the corners of his eyes, and said a poetic sentence:

"Because I love Xiongying deeply."

Then, under Aizawa Xiaota's dazed eyes, Su Gayan walked away.

The pink-haired magical girl walked alone on the promenade of the office building. Sunlight poured in through the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, reflecting the girl's back.

Aizawa Xiao was too silent.

Why do you feel that when Su Woyan left, his back was so tragic?

It is simply the most beautiful scenery in Xiongying's office building.

In the second training session of this semester, because the new equipment of Class A has not been completed yet, the killer Su Woyan, who does not distinguish between enemy and friend, was ordered to suspend all nirvana training, and could only use defensive and hand-to-hand moves.

Before the usage time ended, the teachers and students of Class B had arrived.

Standing on the left of the head teacher in the next class is the most sarcastic first-year student in the Hero Department this year.

His personality is copying, which is relatively restrained for capable opponents.

As early as when he was sleeping together in the forest, Su Woyan was persuaded by the hero reserve soldiers in his class.

There is a guy in the class next door who is very flamboyant and sarcastic, don't be tempted to beat him up.

If he is crippled, Aizawa-sensei will not be able to explain to the head teacher of the next class.

During the sleepover in the forest, Su Woyan didn't talk to anyone from Class B.

So to this day, Su Woyan doesn't know how sarcastic Wu Jian is in the next class.

"Hey, do you know?"

Wearing a Western-style tuxedo, Mu Jianning, who seemed to be going to a banquet, stretched out his hand.

"Half of the provisional license exams will fail."

He proudly raised his head and said, "I wish you all fail~"

Everyone in Class A: "..."

Aizawa Shouta: "Each provisional license exam will be held in three venues."

"In order to prevent students from fighting each other, Class A and Class B applied for different venues."

Wujian Ningren's unbeaten smile froze for a moment, but then, the man smiled happily again.

Everyone in Class A thought: This guy is regretting that he can't let us fail himself, right?

Before the hero reserves of Class B breathed a sigh of relief, Aizawa Shouta said again:

"But Sue and I are in the same arena as Class B.