[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

The light on the door plate: "Odasaku should be happy to hear your answer."

"Hey, Yan-chan, there is one more thing..." Osamu Dazai fumbled from his pocket with a smile.

He picked up the pink mobile phone with the mini wand pendant, and shook it in front of Su Woyan.

Su Wo said: "..."

If you beat Osamu Dazai, you won't be arrested by the sweeping robot in charge of this area, right?

The author has something to say: the correct reaction of a 14-year-old girl seeing two mafia cadres fighting:

become friends with each other (x)

Call the police and catch them into the game (√)

The Stick of Justice of the Horse Monkey Shochu

Su Gayan looked at it for a while, and gave up the idea of ​​beating Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu's fragile body, which has frequently committed suicide and tossed around, probably couldn't hold her back.

Since this bastard saved his life, I forgive him about the cell phone.

Su Woyan took his mobile phone and dialed a number he could remember in his head to report to these people that they were safe.

As a magical girl, she often faces the dilemma of changing her mobile phone.

When flying awkwardly into the sky, the phone will fall—this is a situation where you don’t have to look for it, and even the best phone will be smashed to pieces.

During the fight, the mobile phone was hit by the light wave and exploded directly.

He fell into a coma, and his mobile phone disappeared after waking up.

These things happen from time to time.

There is also the Wang/Bastard Enemy Alliance, who searched her mobile phone when she was kidnapped.

The next time I see those bastards, I must blow them up, in order to pay homage to her departed hand...the hero Orumite who ended the curtain.

People have strong adaptability. In order to prevent losing their mobile phones, even though Su Woyan has no talent in learning, he still has the habit of memorizing his mobile phone number.

After Su Woyan called one by one to report his safety, he raised his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai.

She dialed Chuya Zhongya's number: "Chuya, the matter is settled."

There was a howling wind on the other end of the phone.

"Su Wo—" Nakahara Zhongya relied on roaring, "The wind is too strong and I can't hear clearly—!"

"I'm in Antarctica now! Antarctica!"

"Let's go back and talk, I'll hang up first!"

Su Woyan glanced at the phone suspiciously.

...Antarctica, by the way, why is there a signal in Antarctica?

And if there is a signal, can't you send a text message directly?

The "operating" light above the emergency room went out.

The doctor who took off the sterile suit and came out was as calm as ever.

Mingtu Zhuihun said: "The operation went well, the patient lost some serious blood loss, but the situation has stabilized."

As he said that, he looked at Su Woyan carefully: "Little girl, why do you always send patients to me?"

Osamu Dazai, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at Su Gayan when he heard the words.

Nether Earth Chasing Soul continued:

"And either was shot/shot, or a light bulb was stuffed in his mouth, or a hole was opened in his body by an unknown force..."

"Young people should study hard and don't mix/black, this city is still very complicated."

Su Woyan smiled awkwardly and nodded: "Yes, yes, you are right."

In the career of a magical girl, there will be many casualties.

Only Netherland's soul chasing medical skills can save the patient's life in such an incredible situation.

Osamu Dazai said with emotion: "Yan Jiang has saved many people."

There was a little emotion in his tone, like when he was acting like a baby to Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango.

He half-closed his eyes and emphasized: "So it's not just me who committed suicide."

Su Wo said: "...?"

Why is there a sour smell in the air?

Nether Earth's soul chasing skills are amazing.

Oda Sakunosuke woke up once that night.

The next day he was back to the point where he could speak.

When Oda Sakunosuke woke up the next day, what he saw was the pink-haired girl sitting on the side of the nursing chair.

He opened his mouth, his throat was dry and hoarse, and his voice was about to be torn apart.

He asked, "Where's Dazai?"

Su Woyan replied: "I kicked him out to buy lunch."

Oda Sakunosuke: "If you get kicked out, there is nothing you can do."

Oda Sakunosuke asked again: "Why are my hands tied?"

Su Woyan replied, "I'm worried that you don't have the desire to survive."

"I owe two favors to save your life."

"If you commit suicide, wouldn't I lose too much money?"

When talking about this question, Oda Sakunosuke fell into silence.

He hopes to continue writing an unfinished novel by a window where he can see the sea, with only the stormy waves in the book to accompany him.

Not struggling in the grassroots of the mafia, not needing to kill anyone, having a good salary, being able to save more people.

But Andre Gide and Mori Ogai teamed up and ruined the life he wanted.

From the moment he decided to hold a gun to kill, his hand could no longer hold a pen.

The redemption he was looking for, the people he helped, all disappeared with the exploding van.

"Let go of me, Su Wo." Oda Sakunosuke said calmly, "I'm not Dazai."

Under that calm, there is a pool of stagnant water without waves.

Su Woyan said: "You just won't commit suicide, but you will die."

Oda Sakunosuke closed his eyes, and gave a wry smile very lightly.

Su Woyan asked: "Mr. Oda, think about it carefully, is your future life really meaningless?"

When a normal person asks a question like this, they want to understand the meaning of the other party.

Next, she should persuade Oda Sakunosuke to help him find the meaning of life.

Drag this person who wanted to die from the darkness to the shore again.

But Su Woyan seldom takes the usual path.

She took out a wand from behind her back, looking serious.

Su Wo said: "If you answer me that it is meaningless and you still want to die, I will send you to the west now."

What does a person who really wants to die look like?

Osamu Dazai?No, a guy like Osamu Dazai, although he commits suicide again and again, is a survivor.

He is trying his best to find and verify the meaning of life, and he wants a reason to live.

For those who really want to die, no matter how much others say, it is useless.

No matter how others persuade him, he will still die.

People trapped in the quagmire are wrapped in thick black mud and can never be dragged ashore.

Such a guy is living in vain, he might as well be killed with a stick.

Su Woyan thought so, and sent Osamu Dazai out.

"It doesn't make sense now."

Odasaku looked at Su Gayan's wand raised high, and continued calmly:

"But I'll look for it."

Su Woyan put down his wand, and complained, "Don't pant when you speak, Odasaku."

"If I had been quick, you would have been a ghost under the stick."

Odasaku smiled, closed his eyes and said nothing.

Right now he is really desperate...but one day, he will see hope again.

Just like Dazai, he went ashore without realizing it.

The door to the ward was pushed open.

"Dangdangdang~" Dazai Osamu held the bento he bought, "The A5 Wagyu beef that was just fried! Would Yan-chan like it?"

Su Woyan's expression changed.

Osamu Dazai teleported here temporarily, penniless.

When he asked him to buy food, Su Woyan handed over his bank card—it was quickly reissued through abnormal channels yesterday with the help of the headquarters.

"Dazai, I just asked you to buy lunch, an ordinary lunch!"

I'm not asking you to go shopping with my card, hey!

What A5 Wagyu to eat? Isn’t it greasy in summer?

How can such an expensive steak be taken out and packed in a lunch box? It will be cold!

Osamu Dazai, who was so yelled at that his head was about to fall off, had an innocent face: "I will pay Yanchan back when I go back."

Su Wo said: "...I believe in you."

Dazai Osamu, who is still a moonlight clan with a high salary in the port mafia, will not be rich after that.

After all, this black slime bandage monster is about to fire his boss and enter a period of unemployment.

This is the legendary "naked speech" that goes straight into the crematorium after a good time, right?

"Odasaku is awake?"

Osamu Dazai walked over happily, and opened the food box.

"Would you like to try A5 Wagyu?"

Su Woyan took away the food box.

"He can't eat!"

"Odasaku can only infuse nutrient solution!"

People with lung trauma, if they choke on food, it will be a life.

The current Oda Sakunosuke, not to mention eating greasy wagyu beef, he can't even drink water.

"Ah, if you can only infuse nutrient solution."

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the food box in Osamu Dazai's hand.

"There is no other way."

This is really a scene of incompetence.

Su Gayan sighed, and took away all the food boxes in Dazai Osamu's hands, to prevent Dazai Osamu from feeding Oda Sakunosuke without permission.

She walked to the door of the ward and opened the door.

"Dazai, remember to eat in the dining room later, not in the ward."

Su Woyan said, "I'll go first."

She left on purpose, and left this space to Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke, who are each other's best friends.

"Odasaku, about the advice you gave me earlier."

Osamu Dazai said, "I have decided to obey, and I will do as you say."

This is the first good news that Oda Sakunosuke received after waking up.

Osamu Dazai continued: "Yan Jiang said, you will be very happy when you know the news."

Osamu Dazai said nothing about the dead children, nothing about André Gide.

He also didn't ask if Oda Sakunosuke still wanted to live.

Osamu Dazai is of course worried about this issue, but as a friend, he is unwilling to uncover the scars in Oda Sakunosuke's heart.

Seeing Dazai Osamu like this, Oda Sakunosuke