[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

Title: [Comprehensive] I don't want to be a heroine

Author: reach out

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[This article is also known as "The Magical Girl of a Certain Heroic High School" and "The Ambition Crusher of a Certain Hong Kong Black". 】

Su Woyan was born with pink hair, a psychedelic life, and an accidental physique.

The heroine comes together as standard.

This means that she will have sixteen soul eggs in elementary school, meet a down-and-out prince living in a different world in middle school, and become acquainted with QB in high school.

In order not to become a heroine, Su Woyan worked hard since childhood.

She kicked the magic mirror into the sewer, refused to save the blond prince by the side of the road, and tore up the admission notice of the Magic Academy.

***

But before he knew it, Su Woyan was still surrounded by strange people.

A certain bandage waste device pulls her to die in love every day.

The gravitationalist Hong Kong and Hei who wears a hat takes her on a hearse every day.

Xiongying's durian head would blow her up at every turn.

The half-cold and half-hot Yuanyangguo classmate always teases her.

……

Su Woyan, who had beaten the enemy alliance violently, lifted his wand and raised his head.

Today, I am going further and further away from my original intention.

***

Su Woyan, who intended to become an ordinary person, finally understood one day.

——In our country, ordinary people are there to save the world (bushi)

——Since you can’t be an ordinary person, just be an ordinary hero.

○The personality of the heroine is horse monkey shochu, starting from the admission of Xiongying.

○Pink hair stem: Because the hair color of the heroine in some comics and novels is unreasonably pink, so pink is the color of the female (ma) main (li) character (su).

○ There is no soul egg, and there is no relationship with QB!It's just that the copywriter is playing with the guardian sweetheart and the magic circle powder.

[The main text has been completed, and the leader slaughter line is being updated]

[Hat stringing ending guide: author's column → pink-haired heroine branch ending line]

[Butei Slaughter Line is on standby and will be launched soon]

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Mahou Shochu and Xiongying High School

The wind is sunny and the sun is just right.

Xiongying High School received a very special application to transfer schools.

The wonderfulness of the content of the application made the teachers amazed.

Su Woyan, female, 16 years old, applied to be transferred to the Hero Department of Xiongying High School.

This is the normal part, as for the abnormal part...

Personality: Magical girl.

History: Once saved the world.

Reason for application: I have completed the mission of the magical girl and want to find a new meaning for life.

(Supplement: If you can't find new meaning, you will not be able to live because of boredom)

So who the hell is this?

After looking through all the resumes, Aizawa Shouta raised his head to look at Principal Nezu.

"Have the students arrived yet?"

The shortest hand on the clock is moving from nine to ten.

According to Principal Nezu, they made an appointment with the transfer student at eight o'clock in the morning.

Almost two hours had passed, and the "teacher of the transfer student" Aizawa Shouta who was called here hadn't seen the student yet.

Aizawa Yuta wondered more than once whether today is April Fool's Day, so his colleagues used the fact that he hates wasting time the most to amuse him.

But obviously not, even the most troublesome Oulumite would not have such bad behavior.

"Mr. Aizawa, this student's situation is a little special." Principal Nezu picked up the teapot, poured himself a cup of green tea, and explained unhurriedly, "I believe she left the house on time or even earlier, but the reason for being late All kinds of factors are out of her control."

Aizawa Shouta has been engaged in the education industry for many years, and he has never heard of such an incredible thing.

But in the next second, he couldn't help but not believe it.

After the door of the principal's office was knocked, the girl who got permission opened the door and walked in.

The girl was wearing a pink tutu skirt that didn't match the style of this world, holding a pink magic wand in her hand, and even her hair was pink.

The first time Aizawa Shouta saw the pink-haired girl, he thought that this must be a magical girl.

He quickly realized that this was the transfer student who made him wait for nearly two hours, Su Woyan.

Su Gayan stooped to apologize to Principal Nezu and Yuta Aizawa with a blank face: "I'm sorry, I'm late."

In Japan, there is a rule of not explaining after apologizing.

If you are wrong, you are wrong. Apologize honestly, just repeat that you are sorry, and don't make excuses for yourself.

But Principal Nezu was very interested in the reason why Su Woyan was late: "Can you tell me what you saw and heard this morning, classmate Su Wo?"

Su Woyan's complexion became worse again, and he successfully stepped from "expressionless" to "I can't express the pain in my heart".

The story started when Su Woyan stepped out of the house.

The pink-haired girl was humming a ditty on the way to school. She was in a good mood today.

Xiongying High School accepts her transfer application.

This means that she can finally return to Academy City without being forced by the social pressure of "nowhere to go without a degree".

Most human beings have the power called "personality" in this era, and people with personality do not necessarily belong to the side of justice.

It doesn't matter whether it's the city where Xiongying High School is located, or Academy City, which is located on a man-made island.

But there is a big difference between the two, that is, when encountering danger.

If there is danger in this city, there will be heroes who will come forward to save everyone.

If there is danger in Academy City, only the impersonal security guards will arrive at the first time, and whether the danger is resolved depends entirely on whether a righteous person happens to pass by.

And in Academy City, they would be drawn into some strange urban legends at every turn.

Su Woyan has a different physique, as long as she is around, strange things will definitely gather.

The exact explanation of this physique is that Su Woyan has pink hair.

As we all know, in the magical country of Japan, pink is a very dangerous color.

As small as the heroine Hinamori who protects the heart, my wife Nono who has a memory of the future, and finally the magical girl Xiao ○ from Mitakihara City... All kinds of stories are telling human beings, pink is the heroine's color.

As a fantasy/magic heroine, various things will naturally happen around the pink-haired heroine, such as a tragic life experience, a disaster that destroys the world, and so on.

Possessing the physique of a heroine means that accidents follow everywhere, just like a dead schoolboy.

Unfortunately, Su Woyan is a high school student with the physique of a heroine.

This caused considerable distress in her daily life.

For example, on the way to school, you will encounter a delicate mirror that falls on the ground.

Su Woyan kicked away the mirror blocking the way, and stepped over with a blank expression.

This is the No.18 small mirror she met this month, and less than fifteen days have passed this month, which is simply suffocating.

And each mirror has its own characteristics, such as the eerie black mist that makes people chill, or the beautiful unknown stones inlaid on the mirror.

The mirror I encountered today is very honest.

On the frame of the mirror is written "X Snow Princess Queen's Magic Mirror". Of course, this insane thing cannot be taken home.

Suddenly there was a cry for help from the bushes on the side of the road.

A white unknown creature, which looked cute anyway, rolled out of the bushes covered in bruises, and collapsed in front of Su Woyan.

"Help, help me..."

Su Woyan didn't even blink his eyes, and stepped over with a blank expression.

There are too many people touching porcelain these days, but the routine is too old-fashioned, or the routine of small animals calling for help to passers-by.

Anyone who has read novels and anime knows that the next step is to force people to transform into magical girls to save the world. Whether they are studying or sleeping, they must be called at any time. After a long time, they will die from overwork. If you don't die suddenly, you will at least be bald.

And because of a certain person named Xuxuan in the industry, magical girls have been completely reduced to a high-risk occupation. It is a loss-making business, and if you are not careful, you will die.

And Su Woyan is already a magical girl.

Su Woyan continued to walk on the way to school calmly. As he walked, he was hugged by a frail blond young man.

The handsome and suave man couldn't find a match, and the handsome man who looked at his clothes didn't look like a person from this world begged pitifully: "Beautiful princess, please give me a sip of water."

Su Woyan took out his mobile phone and skillfully dialed the number that everyone kept in mind: "Hi, I met a strange person who grabbed me by the side of the road and called me princess. I guess his next sentence was to ask A body promise. The address is at..."

Su Woyan proficiently reported the address, and in line with the principle of not leaving her name behind when doing good deeds, she raised her foot and shook off the handsome man's hand, and continued to walk ruthlessly on the way to school.

After Su Woyan walked onto a small bridge, she finally met the biggest opponent who hindered her from going to school—the old man.

The old man sitting barefoot by the river was very miserable. He pointed to the gurgling river under the bridge: "Little girl, my shoes fell off, can you help me pick them up?"

Su Woyan is familiar with the routine: "I picked it up, but you have to throw it out again, right?"

Grandpa: "..."

Su Wo said earnestly: "When I pick it up for the third time, you will give me a cheat book and persuade me to take a special path."

The old man carefully hid the worn-out books in his robe.

Su Woyan took out two coins from his wallet and stuffed them into the grandfather's hand, and said earnestly, "Don't wait, the sanitation must have taken the shoes to the garbage sorting, hurry up and buy a new pair of shoes and go home."

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