My undercover organization eats jujube pills

If you want to ask me what I think now...to ask is to regret.

Very sorry.

When I got into a fight with Yifang Accelerator yesterday, I almost tore down the whole apartment building.This is impossible. If he wants to hit me, I can't stand there like a stake and let him hit me, can I?

will die!I don't want to die young yet! ! !

So as expected, the landlord came to my door the next morning and demanded compensation... Thanks to Yifang Accelerator, all the little property I had managed to save was gone.

I regret.I was wrong, really.

I shouldn't have said hi and tried to challenge Accelerator's bottom line.

The night after I was beaten, I huddled in a corner and cried out about Accelerator's ruthless behavior: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I not your best friend anymore? You hit me for a man!"

"Obviously you said something you shouldn't have said, idiot." He paused, and said impatiently, "I said, have you acted enough? There was a lot of noise but it didn't hurt you at all."

"But the main injury is the face!!!" I was angry, "What should I do if I am disfigured and can't get married? Are you responsible for marrying me?"

I threw the pillow in my arms towards Accelerator, and the pillow immediately hit Accelerator's face accurately.I trembled, and immediately became terrified-it's over, I slapped him in the face, I'm not going to explain here today, am I?

"You..." Fang Accelerator squeezed the pillow in his hands, I could vaguely see the throbbing veins on his forehead, he seemed to restrain himself when he saw me who was terrified, and didn't hit me.

The white-haired boy threw the pillow aside irritably, with an impatient look on his face: "I said, do you really don't understand or pretend you don't understand? Do you also need a learning device?"

I was stunned: "Ah...?"

He was silent after seeing my reaction, and turned off the light with a snap.

"Forget it, there's no point talking to an idiot like you."

I:"???"

***

Because the price I paid for my death last night was so painful that when I went to work the next day, I was in a trance.

Sure enough, in the hall on the first floor of the Port Mafia, I met the culprit who caused me to be beaten-Osamu Dazai.

I rolled my eyes when I saw him, "Are you still alive?"

Osamu Dazai seemed to have changed a little bit more, with more bandages wrapped around his face, even the corners of his mouth were covered with white gauze, and his right hand was even put in a plaster cast, which was suspended with a bandage.

"The first thing you say when you see me is not good morning, but something so vicious in honorific terms?"

"You don't seem to be injured that badly, do you?"

Osamu Dazai's expression was very melancholy: "What's the name of that white-haired one?"

"Accelerator." I answered him kindly.

"Yes, Accelerator punched me into the wall with one punch, don't you think the injury is not serious enough? The wall is almost collapsed by him, okay?" Osamu Dazai accused me, "The worst What's more, Yayoi, won't you call an ambulance for me?"

I blinked my eyes, with an innocent expression on my face, "I see Mr. Dazai, you have committed suicide so many times, and you have never called an ambulance. I thought you probably didn't need it. After all, your vitality seems very tenacious. You committed suicide five times." You won't die even sixty times."

"...That's too much to say. Even if it's me, suicide will kill people."

"But haven't you been living well so far?"

"Besides, Mr. Dazai is not the only one who was beaten." I pointed helplessly at my cheek, "Don't you think I was injured too?"

I looked in the mirror before I went out this morning, and there were marks on my cheeks from being punched by Accelerator, and he actually did something to my face! ! !

While applying ice cubes to my face, I felt sad for my face.Accelerator hit me really mercilessly, he was too ruthless.

Didn't I just tell him about impotence?And only half a sentence!Why are you doing this to me?

...Well, it seems a bit too much to say that a man with normal development is impotent.

Before I went out, I looked in the mirror and tried to cover up the obvious beating marks on my face with concealer, but it didn't seem to be successful, and the scars were still very obvious.And where the concealer is applied, the color is very uneven.

I gave up after looking at my yellow, yellow and white face in the mirror, went back to the bathroom to wash my face, and went directly to the port mafia with such a dignified face.

When I walked all the way into the port mafia building, the mafia members in black suits and black sunglasses all looked at me with pity mixed with sympathy.

I could see it in their eyes.

By the way, what are you guys doing? ? ?

"Ah, it seems that Yayoi has been well educated too."

"What's the word for education? It's like I did something wrong." I was very dissatisfied with this, "Obviously everything was caused by you, Dazai-san. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have received that beating .”

"I have a boyfriend, I have nothing to do with Mr. Dazai." Osamu Dazai was standing downstairs in the harbor mafia, accusing me aggrievedly in front of the public, "When you want steamed buns, hold my hand and call me dear." Dear boyfriend, Mr. Dazai, who always called me annoying to Accelerator, will help him hit me together!"

"Mr. Dazai, please don't spitting blood, you are the one who provoked him, don't blame me!" I turned back with my hips on my hips, "If you didn't say that yourself, how could he beat you? Mr. Dazai, please reflect on yourself, okay?"

"Sigh." Osamu Dazai sighed, and touched the bruised wound at the corner of his mouth with a bandage-wrapped hand, "That Fang Accelerator is really serious."

"...I can't help it. He has always been like this." When I talked about this, I couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

"Oh, by the way, there is one thing I want to ask you." He put his hands together, and there was a crisp sound between his palms.

He looked at me with a childish expression.Obviously he made such an expression on his face, but there was no light in his eyes, as if he was staring at my abyss.

"Yayoi's friend is Accelerator, right? He is a person with supernatural powers, right? I've never had an ordinary person with such great strength. Is it a supernatural power?"

"No," my hair stood on end, "He's not a supernatural being, he's just born with great strength."

"Hey, is that so?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows and asked me suspiciously, "But that Accelerator looks very thin, um...he feels shorter and thinner than me, he really looks like that. Can you punch me in there?"

"Extraordinary talent, extraordinary talent, he is really not a person with supernatural powers. Besides, Mr. Nakaya can punch you into the wall with one punch?" I tried my best to lie, "And, Mr. Dazai, your supernatural power Ability is "disqualification in the world". If he is really a person with supernatural abilities, how can he still beat you into the wall after the supernatural abilities are eliminated? "

"No," Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, "It's not necessarily true."

My back was soaked in cold sweat.

Indeed, Accelerator's ability is too powerful. The Misaka network connected by 9000 Misaka sisters is not even half of his original computing power.

According to the calculation of the designer of the tree diagram, he can kill the railgun 128 times.Although I haven't really fought the super-railgun, but according to the calculation of the tree map designer, I can beat the super-railgun-but it is still impossible to defeat Accelerator.

My super power will be weakened by Dazai Osamu to Lv.3 level, and Accelerator, even if he is weakened by half, he is still the strongest super power user, and it is not a problem to beat ordinary Lv.5.

In this world, he might be the one who is invincible.

"However, Accelerator's name sounds like a fake name. Did Yayoi meet him in the slums?"

This is a cliché, and I am prepared in my heart.

"No, it's someone I've known since I was very young. He had nowhere to go, and he heard that I was working in the port mafia, so he came to join me." I talked nonsense and made Fang Accelerator a good-looking guy who only eats girls. The kind of person with soft rice, "Maybe he takes my long-term meal ticket very seriously. Seeing that you were with me that day, he was a little... um... dissatisfied and jealous."

"Ah, children's possessiveness?" Osamu Dazai made a look of sudden realization.

...You are a child yourself, aren't you?Even the Yokohama thousand people will not change the fact that you are 16 years old this year!

The words I complained reached the edge of my throat, and I endured it, but I didn't say it.I'm afraid of what will happen if I continue talking and let the topic continue indefinitely.

I took two steps to the side, "Mr. Dazai, if there is nothing else, I will leave first."

"Okay. By the way——" Dazai Osamu pointed at my clothes with a smile, "Yayoi, your back is wet with sweat. The weather doesn't seem to be hot today, does it?"

"I tend to sweat more, there's nothing I can do about it." I yelled, not daring to stay, and quickly slipped away.

As they walked through the long corridor, members of the Port Mafia walked by whispering about these and other things.After I keenly heard my name come up in the conversation, I quietly used my superpowers to eavesdrop on what they were talking about and writing.

"Is what the forum said true? I didn't expect that she would be so high-ranking. Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakaya treat her very differently."

"Not only does she have a relationship with these two adults, but she also has a little boy outside."

"Wow, it's so explosive."

"That's right, did you see that? The wounds on Mr. Dazai's body and the wounds on her face today were caused by that little boy outside."

"That little boy is so fierce?!"

"There are still pictures on the forum that broke the news. It seems that someone watched last night, secretly took pictures and posted them."

Another port mafioso fell silent for a moment before asking the crucial question, "Is this brother who took the photo still alive?"

"...that's a good question."

forum?Is the Port Mafia so trendy?There are technical staff to build a forum?I was shocked, I had no idea that something as hip as the Port Mafia existed.I immediately took out my phone and found the forum those people talked about without much effort.

...It's really a forum, but it's not the kind I imagined. It's actually a city forum in Yokohama, and there's a sub-forum dedicated to Hong Kong and Black, and you have to authenticate to get in.The current mafia is so...is it aboveboard?Even the official forum has opened a special area, awesome.

After I logged in, the first thing I saw was a red topic building——

【Shock!Hong Kong and black reserve cadres actually fought with a white-haired man in the street for a lover? 】

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The host was just passing by on the way home from get off work, and he didn't expect to see such a shocking thing to my mother.I saw a well-known reserve cadre who likes to commit suicide, cuddling with Ms. Y whom he recruited a few days ago, and Ms. Y even admitted that the reserve cadre was her boyfriend.

Then the reversal came, the cohabiting boy that Ms. Y raised outside and the reserve cadres met on a narrow road and fought!As we all know, reserve cadres have a fighting power of 5, so they were KO'd by the little boy (Miss Y was brought home by the little boy

But as far as the host knows, Ms. Y and a certain short reserve cadre are also a little bit... You know what I mean, right?

This Ms. Y is a ruthless person, she seems to have flirted with those two at the same time, and is still pursuing the friend of the adult who likes suicide.

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……

What is this thing? ? ?No wonder my wind review was murdered! ! !

This describes me like a peerless scumbag who is unprecedented in four boats!I'm only 14, why did you do this to me?

***

Today's weather is the same as my mood, gloomy and uncomfortable, there are thick clouds outside, and it looks like there will be a heavy rain.

The gloomy is because of being victimized by wind reviews, and the uncomfortable is because of the pain of the wound.

Because Accelerator's reaction was very abnormal, I didn't want to go home and make trouble for him.I thought about it, and decided to go to Oda Tsukuru, go back with him to see his five children, and let the little angel Sakule heal me.

But God really didn't like me. As soon as I walked out of the building of the Port Mafia, it started to rain heavily outside.

God damn it!

I looked up melancholy, and when I was wondering if I had to find an umbrella somewhere, an umbrella opened in front of me.I blinked and turned my head to look over. The person who opened the umbrella was Ango Sakaguchi, my dear colleague.

"Mr. Ango?"

"Are you going home?" He pushed his glasses with his fingers.

"No, I'm going to Lupine's Bar," I replied, "Where's Mr. Ango?"

"Me too. If you don't mind, we can hold an umbrella." He gave me half of the space under the umbrella. When I looked up, I found that Ango Sakaguchi looked at me a little... subtle.

I:"?"

He was silent, and said with difficulty, "You and Dazai..."

"Mr. Ango," I interrupted him, "you didn't read the nonsense on the forum, did you? And..."

I paused and silently mouthed him.

"Special Ability Division."

I meant something: "Mr. Ango, I'm your colleague."

To my surprise, Ango Sakaguchi's expression became even more indescribable: "Since this is the case, you are still ambiguous with Dazai, Nakahara, and Odasaku, and outside... I can understand that you are young and have to endure I can't resist the temptation of falling in love, but..."

He was very eloquent.

"Even if you want to fall in love, you don't have to spend so much at once, and you don't have to choose a spare tire that is likely to become a widow in the future, right? You can't blindly ignore the only advantage of your face. All the other flaws... you're still young."

"???"

Mr. Ango, if you have something to say, tell me, are you slandering me or Dazai?