My undercover organization eats jujube pills

"Mr. Dazai,"

The next day I rushed into Osamu Dazai's office and slapped his desk, "You lied to me, right? That card clearly belongs to Mr. Chuya!"

"Ah," Dazai Osamu sat on the revolving seat and turned around leisurely, and said slowly, "Did Chuya come to see you?"

I can tell.Dazai didn't take it seriously at all.Maybe stealing Zhongyuan Zhongyuan's card is already commonplace for him.Look how skilled he is.It's like it's been done countless times.

"Isn't this a natural thing?" I asked back.

Isn't it reasonable to be approached by creditors after swiping someone's card casually?And if Zhongyuan Zhong hadn't come to the door, I might not have known that Dazai Osamu had tricked me again.

Thank you Osamu Dazai.It took me less than a week to join the job and I was burdened with huge debts. I may have to work in the port mafia for the rest of my life.

I don't know if I can pay off this debt after working for ten years... Why is it always me who gets hurt?

I, Yagisawa Yayoi, joined the port mafia less than a week ago, and I have already fallen many times because of Dazai Osamu.

I suspect that Osamu Dazai sees that I don’t like it—maybe he has a crush on Oda Saku, but he is ashamed to say it because of his homosexual love, so he has a grudge against me, who can pursue Oda Saku openly. He dug holes for me countless times in a few days, and watched me fall into the hole with a smile.

This is not enough, I have to bury the soil!

I have written down Osamu Dazai's hatred, and I will wait until the day I leave the organization to complete the task, and the first thing I will do is beat him to death first.

"Hey, this is Yayoi's fault. You should be ready when you spend so much money casually." Osamu Dazai said with a smile, "There is nothing that falls from the sky." Cake. There is a price to pay for everything you do. Right?"

There are floor-to-ceiling windows behind Osamu Dazai. The summer sun is as dazzling and hot as gold. It spills into the room through the clear window glass, forming bright spots on the floor.Osamu Dazai was against the light, there was no light in his iris eyes, and the undercurrent floated quietly in the iris.

I don't know how to answer.

The atmosphere suddenly became serious and serious, and there seemed to be some other deep meaning in Osamu Dazai's words.

I tensed, and finally squeezed out a few words from my throat, "Yes, you are right."

——But it can't change the fact that you are a bastard and scum who cheated on me!

"Well, as long as Yayoi understands."

Osamu Dazai suddenly smiled again.

He jumped down from the swivel seat lightly, and patted my shoulder with extra brisk steps, as if he was very satisfied with my knowledge and obedience.

I watched Osamu Dazai unscrew the handle of the office and was about to go out.I was stunned and asked him: "Mr. Dazai, where are you going? There is work..."

There are mountains of papers on his desk.

Osamu Dazai turned his head and showed me a particularly bright smile, "I got a good book called "Complete Suicide Manual". Now I am going to try a new way of suicide."

"As for the work, let Yayoi help me solve part of it."

suicide……?

It took me ten seconds to process this extraordinary amount of information with a computer-like brain.

I stared blankly at the back of Osamu Dazai walking away.

The young man is thin.The black trench coat was lifted by the moving wind, revealing the well-dressed black suit under the trench coat.The slim fit outlines the smooth and slender waistline of the teenager.The sound of Osamu Dazai humming a tune echoed in the quiet corridor.

He walked briskly, as if he was about to go on a wonderful date that he was looking forward to.

When Osamu Dazai said that he was going to commit suicide, my first reaction was to stop him.But after recovering and thinking about it—Osamu Dazai had mentioned suicide countless times during this period, but he never really died once.

It can be seen that this person is just joking, and has no intention of committing suicide at all.

After complaining about Osamu Dazai's boring behavior, I resignedly took the task description on the desk and started preparing to write the report.

And it didn't take a few minutes for the sudden change to happen, really only a few minutes.I just turned my head, looking out at the whole Yokohama scene from the floor-to-ceiling windows in Osamu Dazai’s office, admiring the mottled changes of the sunlight falling on the ground, when I saw a shadow dressed in black falling straight down.

My thinking froze for a second, and my memory went back to the moment when the black shadow just landed in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, and then I pressed the pause button in my memory.It happened to be Osamu Dazai's face that emerged.Even at this moment, he still had that casual smile on his face.

I... I am stupid!

What the hell is going on?

Fortunately, the building master of the port mafia is tall enough, and Osamu Dazai didn't fall much even when I was thinking about it for a second.

In this case, I don't care whether Osamu Dazai is joking or what. With his special ability "No Human Qualification", there is absolutely no way that he can survive by jumping off the building without any help.

I shattered the glass of the floor-to-ceiling window, first used the super power to control the air to increase my speed, and caught up with Osamu Dazai in the process of falling.As soon as I grabbed his hand, my original power level ability was immediately weakened, and my control over the surrounding air began to become unstable.

no.Osamu Dazai's supernatural ability "Disqualification in the World" was activated passively, my superpower was weakened, and Qingzu's ability was completely unusable at this time.

I mentally calculate the distance and time of this fall.When I was more than ten meters away from the ground, I let go of Osamu Dazai's hand, and used the ability of the Qing Clan to teleport to the position where Osamu Dazai was about to fall.

Just when he was about to fall to the ground and turn into a broken watermelon bordered with red and white, I grabbed his hand.

Subconsciously, I hugged him and turned over, making myself the one at the bottom with my back to the ground.Fortunately, when I teleported and grabbed Osamu Dazai, the distance from the ground was only one or two meters. I can still bear a fall from this height, and I won't suffer serious injuries from missing arms and legs.

Although Osamu Dazai is very thin, he is also a normal-growing male who weighs about 120 kilograms.When it was on me, I felt that my internal organs were about to be crushed by him, as if my soul was floating out of my mouth.

Osamu Dazai has no sense of being saved by me at all, and his attitude towards me is not the same as that of a savior.

He unconsciously pressed on me, regardless of my throbbing hiss.

The teenager's black hair fell on the side of my neck and ears, and there was a slight sound when the hair rubbed against the clothes.The boy's warm breath hit my ear, and he called my name in an extremely ambiguous and deep voice—"Yayoi."

"So desperate to save me, are you secretly in love with me?"

"Huh?" Even though my whole body is in pain and I can hardly speak, I still have to say firmly, "I'm yuck!"

"I saved you only because I don't like to see someone die in front of me, but I have the ability but don't do it." I looked at the sky and said, "I would hate myself very much in that way."

"Hey... isn't it because you like me?" Osamu Dazai made a doubtful voice, and whispered in my ear, "Yayoi said such straightforward words, I will be sad."

You are sad with a hammer, I scold him in my heart.

"So next time you want to commit suicide, don't commit suicide in front of me... because I will definitely save you."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, and said in a low voice, "Yayoi is really a hopeless fool. Even though he is my dog, he is even worse than the stray dogs picking up trash cans outside."

"Hey, I saved you just now, so you still scold me... Do you have a conscience?"

Because the conversation with Osamu Dazai was so skilled, I didn't even realize how discordant our two postures were.

I'm down, he's up, and his whole body is on top of me.Osamu Dazai's head was buried next to my neck, and the curves of his body fit together seamlessly.

This posture looks extremely ambiguous to outsiders.

As I looked up at the sky, the harsh sunlight caused my eyes to secrete physiological salt water.Just when I was about to look away, two shadows suddenly appeared above my head.

I identified it—the one with the red hair is Odasaku, and the one with the brown hair is Chuya Nakahara.

Nakahara also looked at me and Osamu Dazai with a very strange look, Odasaku was silent for a while, and looked at me very seriously, "Yayoi, you should remember what I said before, if the other party is Dazai, as long as It doesn't matter if you like it."

No, what are you misunderstanding? ? ?I have nothing to do with this guy! ! !

Just before I was about to explain, Odasaku spoke again: "But it's better not to be so intimate at the gate of the Port Mafia, Yayoi is still a girl after all."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said indifferently: "It's offensive to public morals."

Then these two people turned around and left in a very tacit understanding, as if they didn't want to stay with us two people who are ashamed for one more second.

"Hey, hey!" I looked at their backs and shouted in despair, "Are you back? Things are not like that!"

I have nothing to do with Osamu Dazai! ! !

Enduring the pain, I pushed Osamu Dazai away, and looked at him with hatred: "It's all your fault, Mr. Oda Saku and Mr. Nakaya misunderstood, how do you let me live? I am still going to pursue Oda Saku Where is his child's little mother?"

"What about Zhongye?"

"Mr. Nakaya is the flower of Baiyueguang Gaoling. I can be crazy about him, but I don't want to chase him!"

I am plausible.

***

Obviously, I was kind enough to save people, but I was brutally judged and killed.

The Port Mafia was all over the place within a day—Osamu Dazai and I did something scandalous at the gate of the Port Mafia building in broad daylight.

Even the leader Mori Ogai talked to me alone that day, and told me tactfully that it was okay to fall in love with Osamu Dazai, and he was not against office romances.But don't go too far, it's really not good to just make firewood at the gate.

Damn why?

I don't want to have anything to do with Osamu Dazai!This guy still had an expression on his face that he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and he didn't explain the reason of this matter to others at all.Even if I explain it to everyone who eats melons, no one will believe my words.

Damn, this man Dazai Osamu is a scourge, the kind who is unlucky for whoever touches him!

With such a depressed mood, I went home after get off work.

The port mafia brought me nothing but exhaustion and a broken heart. Why should I have to bear the pressure and gossip that I shouldn't have to bear at my age?

The first thing I did when I got home was to open the bedroom door to see if Accelerator was awake.But since the house is so quiet, he probably hasn't woken up yet.

I sensed the signs of Accelerator and skillfully injected him with nutrient solution.With drooping eyelids, he waited for the nutrient solution to slowly pass through the soft transparent rubber tube and transport it into his blood, so as to maintain his vital signs and energy intake.

The bedroom was very quiet, except for the slight breathing of Accelerator and I, there was only the slight sound of the nutrient solution dripping slowly.

I yawned, grabbed a change of clothes and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

The hot water was slowly poured onto the skin from the top of the head, and the painful area seemed to be relieved after passing through the hot water.

After washing up, I looked at my body in the mirror—how should I put it?I should be thankful that my body, which has been ravaged in more than ten years of experimental career, is still quite strong, and that fall didn't throw me out of my life.

It's just that there are large bruises on the back, legs and arms.It hurts a little bit, I gasped.

Osamu Dazai is a villain, he jumped off a building and nothing happened, and I became the only injured person.

As a routine, I scolded Osamu Dazai in my heart, and dragged my sore and tired body to the bed.

I pulled out the needle after the infusion of Accelerator's nutrient solution was finished, and put the medical tape on him to stop the bleeding.

I slept extremely peacefully this time, without any bizarre dreams.But in my sleep, I always felt some very strange premonitions, as if something was about to happen, and things began to change slightly.

Early the next morning, I still had my eyes closed and didn't want to get up. When I was about to stay in bed for a few more minutes, the alarm clock next to my pillow didn't let me go.

Ding Lingling's alarm clock sounds extremely high in decibels, and it can be said to be a magic sound in the ear beside the pillow.My ears were ringing loudly, and before I could turn off the alarm clock, a hand suddenly reached out and turned off the alarm clock for me.

Ah, someone pressed it for me.

Ok……

Ok? ? ?

Where did the hand come from? ? ?

I froze for a moment, and opened my eyes suddenly.

I clearly saw - Accelerator lying next to me, his light eyebrows were furrowed, he seemed to be trying to open his eyes.Finally he opened his eyes slowly, and my face was clearly reflected in the red irises.

He scanned me from head to toe, and finally fixed his eyes on this bed.

He was silent for a while, looking at me.

"Why do you bastard sleep in the same bed as me?"

The author has something to say: Congratulations, Mr. Fang finally woke up!

Why do you all want Yayoi to be beaten up by the uncle?Yayoi is such a miserable girl

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