My undercover organization eats jujube pills
Chapter 33
"Won't Yayoi invite me to sit down?"
I glanced at Osamu Dazai. This man is really shameless. He said this kind of thing, but he actually started changing his shoes.Even if I refuse he will probably come in by himself.
"You have already trespassed on the house, unlocked and entered my house without permission, and you still say such things?" I complained to him, "It's useless even if I refuse."
"No, I'm just helping you test the reliability of the door lock, just to remind you."
Osamu Dazai is really shameless, breaking into a private house is so fair and aboveboard, as if he wasn't the one who picked my lock.
"Please come in, Mr. Dazai." I moved out of the way to block the entrance, and let Dazai enter the door, "But I just moved in, and I have nothing to entertain you."
Osamu Dazai is a fine person, although my bedroom door is tightly closed, but if it is not secure, he will find some weird reasons or excuses to open the door and enter the bedroom directly, and then he will find Accelerator who was hidden in my golden house.
In view of the fact that Accelerator is very good-looking, I may be mistaken by Osamu Dazai for a flamboyant scumbag who takes a fancy to her beauty and forcibly robs her for sex—and I may also be installed as a human trafficker hat of.
Whether it's for the sake of my reputation and style, or for the sake of not revealing my identity and being coquettish, I can't let Osamu Dazai find out that there is still someone lying in my bedroom.
The kettle in the kitchen made a piercing sound. I found two glasses from the cupboard under the cabinet. After the hot water was sterilized, I poured boiled water into it. The walls of the glasses were soon covered with white mist. Heat evaporates and rises in the air.
The temperature of the hot water is high. I used a tray to carry the hot water out of the small kitchen and put it on the small coffee table in the living room. As soon as I straightened up, my eyelids twitched when I looked up.
Osamu Dazai seemed to have used his flash skills, and jumped from the sofa to the door of my bedroom in the blink of an eye. At this time, he was reaching out his hand, ready to open the door of my bedroom.
My body reacted faster than my brain, and I subconsciously rushed to the crossbar in front of the bedroom door at the fastest speed, blocking Osamu Dazai's movement.
"Mr. Dazai, it seems inappropriate to enter a girl's boudoir without saying hello..." I laughed twice.
"What's the relationship?" Osamu Dazai smiled, "Yayoi is a familiar person."
I struggled to find an excuse to refute him, "No, I mean my room is rather messy and shameful, and it's better not to pollute your sacred and noble eyes, Mr. Dazai."
"I don't dislike it."
I despise you! ! !
My face was about to freeze with a smile, "Look, I just took a shower, my room is full of littered underwear, it's not good for you to go in as a man... really."
Osamu Dazai is a head taller than me.
He lowered his eyes to look at me, and there was a dark light of unknown meaning floating in the iris-colored pupils.The light in the living room had softened a bit when it hit here, the boy's disheveled forehead blocked the light source, and there was no light in his eyes.
As dark as the deep sea in the night, it silently devours the life of swimming fish.
"Yayoi,"
The boy's long and slender fingers lightly passed over my chin, and stayed in the deadly throat for a few seconds. I could feel his low body temperature and the coolness of his fingertips.
When Osamu Dazai's fingertips pressed against my throat, I felt like I was being pressed against by a knife edge engraved with blood grooves used to take people's lives.It was as if life and death were in his hands.
"Pay attention to the safety of your home."
I trembled, not wanting to delve into whether there was any special deep meaning in what Osamu Dazai said, so I firmly showed a crying smile.
"Okay, thank you Mr. Dazai for your reminder."
"After all, Yayoi is also a pretty girl." Osamu Dazai added with a smile, and finally gave up the idea of entering my bedroom.
I really appreciate your compliment.
With a smile on my face, I watched as Osamu Dazai, a troublesome man, changed his shiny leather shoes from the entrance with his hands behind his back, and the slight footsteps in the corridor after closing the door gradually faded away.I maintained this posture and stood still like a statue for 3 minutes, and I was relieved after making sure that Osamu Dazai would not return to make a surprise attack.
I looked back to the bedroom, unscrewed the handle, and Accelerator was lying on my bed obediently like a Sleeping Beauty.
I walked over and put my fingers on the side of the white-haired boy's neck, pressing my fingertips on his inconspicuous carotid artery to feel the faint ups and downs.
As long as he is still a human being, even a person with superpowers like Yifang Accelerator, who has surpassed the limits of the human body, will definitely die if he does not take in nutrients, eat or drink.
At this time, Accelerator was still subconsciously using his reflex ability, which meant that he had been receiving energy all the time.
Without energy intake from the body, Accelerator of course cannot maintain superpowers.I can basically imagine what he went through before I found him.
With reflex turned on, ordinary people can't hurt him. According to this situation, maybe he was regarded as a passive defensive superpower, and then he was regarded as a commodity for trading with others.
It's also very simple to take in energy. If the injection doesn't work, just soak it in a jar, just like the replicant sister Misaka in the Absolute Talent Project.
But I don't have jars and tons of nutrient solution for Accelerator to soak in, so I can only be simple and rough.
As I said before, without energy intake, Accelerator cannot continue to use reflexes in a coma.Hunger can disable reflexes, as can suffocation.
The currently known method to kill Fang Accelerator is to pump oxygen, to drain all the oxygen around Fang Accelerator - the premise is that Fang Accelerator does nothing.
But is this possible?
I have practiced this idea countless times, and without exception, I have been beaten inhumanely.
I don't know that Accelerator will be in a coma until the year of the monkey. In order to prevent him from dying, the best way is for me to drain the oxygen and put him in a state of suffocation where the brain cannot calculate, and then inject the nutrient solution and everything will be fine.
I thought about the materials needed to make the nutrient solution by myself, and I feel that the problem is not very big, and some things can be found at the port mafia.
After calculating everything, the sleepiness surged up after I felt relieved.
I yawned and climbed into bed.
I slept on the outside with Accelerator lying beside me.I turned my head and glanced at him, the young man closed his eyes with a calm expression.
The insomnia and mild anxiety I had been suffering from all this time faded away and I closed my eyes.
Accelerator really gives people a sense of security.Although I have suffered many injuries because of him, even if he is in a deep sleep state, as long as this person is by my side, I will feel at ease.
There is no reason, just because he is Accelerator.
He is a veritable villain and a gentle hero.
***
To be honest, I am very dissatisfied with being pulled out to work overtime on weekends.
"It's the leader who wants to buy clothes for Alice, but Alice dislikes the leader's taste." Osamu Dazai's voice seemed a little distorted in the noisy current of the phone, but the tone and content were as usual, "So I asked the leader I recommend you, Yayoi."
I was silent for a few minutes, and solemnly asked Osamu Dazai.
"Mr. Dazai, did I offend you somewhere? If you say it, I will change it, okay?"
"No, I was thinking that you, Yayoi, look more like Alice, and you are quite similar in age. Don't you want a chance to show favor in front of the leader?"
Damn it, when my mission is over, see if I don't wrap a sack and beat you to death! ! !
I slammed the phone down.Now I'm just a lowly wage earner in the port mafia, I don't have the guts to go to the top leader, even if I'm tricked by Dazai, I can only recognize it by pinching my nose.
When I arrived at the agreed place, I only waited for a few minutes before I saw the middle-aged man with a flattering smile following behind the little blonde girl.
According to the appearance of the little blond girl, I could easily recognize that the middle-aged man was the leader of the port mafia—Mori Ogai.
A love, child, addiction, child, female, control.
I greeted the leader and the leader's ability Alice with a standard smile.
The leader, Mori Ogai, squinted his eyes and smiled at me, "Nice to meet you, Amuro-kun. According to Dazai-kun, you are an excellent and capable subordinate."
Osamu Dazai probably said something bad about me, and what Mori Ogai said seemed to be diplomatic rhetoric with a template.
Osamu Dazai will still praise me, you liar?
"I still have to learn more from Mr. Dazai." I smirked.
Mori Ogai paused, and said, "That's unnecessary."
"..." For a while, I fell into an awkward silence.
Afterwards, it was Alice who broke the embarrassing atmosphere. The little girl crossed her waist and gave Mori Ogai a sideways glance, "Rintaro, if I don't buy clothes, I'll go back."
I witnessed the leader's face-changing at the speed of light, and instantly showed a humble and flattering smile, like a licking dog facing a goddess: "Okay, okay, go right away, Alice, don't do this."
Next, I became an emotionless repeater. I can't say that the leader's clothing taste is bad, can I?
Of course it was what he chose, and I said beside him, "The 666 leader has excellent aesthetics and a vicious vision. I think this dress is the most suitable for Alice."
After all, in order to make a living, I still have to prepare meals, and the salary is all paid by the leader.
The most irritating thing is that when I was shopping from one store to another, I saw Dazai Osamu who was chatting up his beautiful sister in the coffee shop next door.
I took a look at Alice and Mori Ogai who disagreed because "the blue dress looks better or the red dress looks better", and I chose to go to Dazai Osamu first, so that he couldn't ask for this beautiful sister.
The development of things is always beyond my expectation. Before I can interfere with Dazai Osamu's good deeds, that beautiful sister turned and left mercilessly.
"Mr. Dazai, is there still a time when you fail to strike up a conversation?" I said quietly, "It seems that your face is not invincible."
"Ah, Yayoi." Dazai Osamu was not guilty at all, "It seems that you get along very well with the leader?"
"Which eye did you see?"
If the eyes are not needed, they can be donated to those in need. Thank you.
"Today I will teach you the rules of the workplace." Osamu Dazai raised a finger and his expression became serious. "As a subordinate, you need to flatter your immediate boss and show off your face. Do you understand? Especially when you go shopping with your boss." when."
"You continue?"
"Not only must you be a qualified human-shaped locker, but also a human-shaped cash machine. Although the boss does not lack this money, it is an attitude that shows that you are willing to spend money for the boss to show your loyalty."
I also looked dignified: "I have no money, thank you."
"It's okay." Osamu Dazai put his chin on his hands and smiled, "I can lend it to you."
"?" I looked alert, Osamu Dazai was absolutely uneasy.
"Return the capital and interest to me at that time." Osamu Dazai took out a beautifully crafted black card from his pocket and handed it to me, "You will be in charge of my future reports."
I was very moved: "Okay, thank you Mr. Dazai!"
Ridiculous, do you think I will really return it with interest?Also write a report, I will apply for a job change later, and write a hammer.
With the mentality of getting revenge on Osamu Dazai and wiping out his savings, I took that black card and swiped it.
The author has something to say: Zhong also received a detailed bill from the bank that night.
Zhong Ye:? ? ? ? ?You really are with Dazai
Yayoi: I am not I did not
--------
The usual comment area sends red envelopes www
I glanced at Osamu Dazai. This man is really shameless. He said this kind of thing, but he actually started changing his shoes.Even if I refuse he will probably come in by himself.
"You have already trespassed on the house, unlocked and entered my house without permission, and you still say such things?" I complained to him, "It's useless even if I refuse."
"No, I'm just helping you test the reliability of the door lock, just to remind you."
Osamu Dazai is really shameless, breaking into a private house is so fair and aboveboard, as if he wasn't the one who picked my lock.
"Please come in, Mr. Dazai." I moved out of the way to block the entrance, and let Dazai enter the door, "But I just moved in, and I have nothing to entertain you."
Osamu Dazai is a fine person, although my bedroom door is tightly closed, but if it is not secure, he will find some weird reasons or excuses to open the door and enter the bedroom directly, and then he will find Accelerator who was hidden in my golden house.
In view of the fact that Accelerator is very good-looking, I may be mistaken by Osamu Dazai for a flamboyant scumbag who takes a fancy to her beauty and forcibly robs her for sex—and I may also be installed as a human trafficker hat of.
Whether it's for the sake of my reputation and style, or for the sake of not revealing my identity and being coquettish, I can't let Osamu Dazai find out that there is still someone lying in my bedroom.
The kettle in the kitchen made a piercing sound. I found two glasses from the cupboard under the cabinet. After the hot water was sterilized, I poured boiled water into it. The walls of the glasses were soon covered with white mist. Heat evaporates and rises in the air.
The temperature of the hot water is high. I used a tray to carry the hot water out of the small kitchen and put it on the small coffee table in the living room. As soon as I straightened up, my eyelids twitched when I looked up.
Osamu Dazai seemed to have used his flash skills, and jumped from the sofa to the door of my bedroom in the blink of an eye. At this time, he was reaching out his hand, ready to open the door of my bedroom.
My body reacted faster than my brain, and I subconsciously rushed to the crossbar in front of the bedroom door at the fastest speed, blocking Osamu Dazai's movement.
"Mr. Dazai, it seems inappropriate to enter a girl's boudoir without saying hello..." I laughed twice.
"What's the relationship?" Osamu Dazai smiled, "Yayoi is a familiar person."
I struggled to find an excuse to refute him, "No, I mean my room is rather messy and shameful, and it's better not to pollute your sacred and noble eyes, Mr. Dazai."
"I don't dislike it."
I despise you! ! !
My face was about to freeze with a smile, "Look, I just took a shower, my room is full of littered underwear, it's not good for you to go in as a man... really."
Osamu Dazai is a head taller than me.
He lowered his eyes to look at me, and there was a dark light of unknown meaning floating in the iris-colored pupils.The light in the living room had softened a bit when it hit here, the boy's disheveled forehead blocked the light source, and there was no light in his eyes.
As dark as the deep sea in the night, it silently devours the life of swimming fish.
"Yayoi,"
The boy's long and slender fingers lightly passed over my chin, and stayed in the deadly throat for a few seconds. I could feel his low body temperature and the coolness of his fingertips.
When Osamu Dazai's fingertips pressed against my throat, I felt like I was being pressed against by a knife edge engraved with blood grooves used to take people's lives.It was as if life and death were in his hands.
"Pay attention to the safety of your home."
I trembled, not wanting to delve into whether there was any special deep meaning in what Osamu Dazai said, so I firmly showed a crying smile.
"Okay, thank you Mr. Dazai for your reminder."
"After all, Yayoi is also a pretty girl." Osamu Dazai added with a smile, and finally gave up the idea of entering my bedroom.
I really appreciate your compliment.
With a smile on my face, I watched as Osamu Dazai, a troublesome man, changed his shiny leather shoes from the entrance with his hands behind his back, and the slight footsteps in the corridor after closing the door gradually faded away.I maintained this posture and stood still like a statue for 3 minutes, and I was relieved after making sure that Osamu Dazai would not return to make a surprise attack.
I looked back to the bedroom, unscrewed the handle, and Accelerator was lying on my bed obediently like a Sleeping Beauty.
I walked over and put my fingers on the side of the white-haired boy's neck, pressing my fingertips on his inconspicuous carotid artery to feel the faint ups and downs.
As long as he is still a human being, even a person with superpowers like Yifang Accelerator, who has surpassed the limits of the human body, will definitely die if he does not take in nutrients, eat or drink.
At this time, Accelerator was still subconsciously using his reflex ability, which meant that he had been receiving energy all the time.
Without energy intake from the body, Accelerator of course cannot maintain superpowers.I can basically imagine what he went through before I found him.
With reflex turned on, ordinary people can't hurt him. According to this situation, maybe he was regarded as a passive defensive superpower, and then he was regarded as a commodity for trading with others.
It's also very simple to take in energy. If the injection doesn't work, just soak it in a jar, just like the replicant sister Misaka in the Absolute Talent Project.
But I don't have jars and tons of nutrient solution for Accelerator to soak in, so I can only be simple and rough.
As I said before, without energy intake, Accelerator cannot continue to use reflexes in a coma.Hunger can disable reflexes, as can suffocation.
The currently known method to kill Fang Accelerator is to pump oxygen, to drain all the oxygen around Fang Accelerator - the premise is that Fang Accelerator does nothing.
But is this possible?
I have practiced this idea countless times, and without exception, I have been beaten inhumanely.
I don't know that Accelerator will be in a coma until the year of the monkey. In order to prevent him from dying, the best way is for me to drain the oxygen and put him in a state of suffocation where the brain cannot calculate, and then inject the nutrient solution and everything will be fine.
I thought about the materials needed to make the nutrient solution by myself, and I feel that the problem is not very big, and some things can be found at the port mafia.
After calculating everything, the sleepiness surged up after I felt relieved.
I yawned and climbed into bed.
I slept on the outside with Accelerator lying beside me.I turned my head and glanced at him, the young man closed his eyes with a calm expression.
The insomnia and mild anxiety I had been suffering from all this time faded away and I closed my eyes.
Accelerator really gives people a sense of security.Although I have suffered many injuries because of him, even if he is in a deep sleep state, as long as this person is by my side, I will feel at ease.
There is no reason, just because he is Accelerator.
He is a veritable villain and a gentle hero.
***
To be honest, I am very dissatisfied with being pulled out to work overtime on weekends.
"It's the leader who wants to buy clothes for Alice, but Alice dislikes the leader's taste." Osamu Dazai's voice seemed a little distorted in the noisy current of the phone, but the tone and content were as usual, "So I asked the leader I recommend you, Yayoi."
I was silent for a few minutes, and solemnly asked Osamu Dazai.
"Mr. Dazai, did I offend you somewhere? If you say it, I will change it, okay?"
"No, I was thinking that you, Yayoi, look more like Alice, and you are quite similar in age. Don't you want a chance to show favor in front of the leader?"
Damn it, when my mission is over, see if I don't wrap a sack and beat you to death! ! !
I slammed the phone down.Now I'm just a lowly wage earner in the port mafia, I don't have the guts to go to the top leader, even if I'm tricked by Dazai, I can only recognize it by pinching my nose.
When I arrived at the agreed place, I only waited for a few minutes before I saw the middle-aged man with a flattering smile following behind the little blonde girl.
According to the appearance of the little blond girl, I could easily recognize that the middle-aged man was the leader of the port mafia—Mori Ogai.
A love, child, addiction, child, female, control.
I greeted the leader and the leader's ability Alice with a standard smile.
The leader, Mori Ogai, squinted his eyes and smiled at me, "Nice to meet you, Amuro-kun. According to Dazai-kun, you are an excellent and capable subordinate."
Osamu Dazai probably said something bad about me, and what Mori Ogai said seemed to be diplomatic rhetoric with a template.
Osamu Dazai will still praise me, you liar?
"I still have to learn more from Mr. Dazai." I smirked.
Mori Ogai paused, and said, "That's unnecessary."
"..." For a while, I fell into an awkward silence.
Afterwards, it was Alice who broke the embarrassing atmosphere. The little girl crossed her waist and gave Mori Ogai a sideways glance, "Rintaro, if I don't buy clothes, I'll go back."
I witnessed the leader's face-changing at the speed of light, and instantly showed a humble and flattering smile, like a licking dog facing a goddess: "Okay, okay, go right away, Alice, don't do this."
Next, I became an emotionless repeater. I can't say that the leader's clothing taste is bad, can I?
Of course it was what he chose, and I said beside him, "The 666 leader has excellent aesthetics and a vicious vision. I think this dress is the most suitable for Alice."
After all, in order to make a living, I still have to prepare meals, and the salary is all paid by the leader.
The most irritating thing is that when I was shopping from one store to another, I saw Dazai Osamu who was chatting up his beautiful sister in the coffee shop next door.
I took a look at Alice and Mori Ogai who disagreed because "the blue dress looks better or the red dress looks better", and I chose to go to Dazai Osamu first, so that he couldn't ask for this beautiful sister.
The development of things is always beyond my expectation. Before I can interfere with Dazai Osamu's good deeds, that beautiful sister turned and left mercilessly.
"Mr. Dazai, is there still a time when you fail to strike up a conversation?" I said quietly, "It seems that your face is not invincible."
"Ah, Yayoi." Dazai Osamu was not guilty at all, "It seems that you get along very well with the leader?"
"Which eye did you see?"
If the eyes are not needed, they can be donated to those in need. Thank you.
"Today I will teach you the rules of the workplace." Osamu Dazai raised a finger and his expression became serious. "As a subordinate, you need to flatter your immediate boss and show off your face. Do you understand? Especially when you go shopping with your boss." when."
"You continue?"
"Not only must you be a qualified human-shaped locker, but also a human-shaped cash machine. Although the boss does not lack this money, it is an attitude that shows that you are willing to spend money for the boss to show your loyalty."
I also looked dignified: "I have no money, thank you."
"It's okay." Osamu Dazai put his chin on his hands and smiled, "I can lend it to you."
"?" I looked alert, Osamu Dazai was absolutely uneasy.
"Return the capital and interest to me at that time." Osamu Dazai took out a beautifully crafted black card from his pocket and handed it to me, "You will be in charge of my future reports."
I was very moved: "Okay, thank you Mr. Dazai!"
Ridiculous, do you think I will really return it with interest?Also write a report, I will apply for a job change later, and write a hammer.
With the mentality of getting revenge on Osamu Dazai and wiping out his savings, I took that black card and swiped it.
The author has something to say: Zhong also received a detailed bill from the bank that night.
Zhong Ye:? ? ? ? ?You really are with Dazai
Yayoi: I am not I did not
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