[Bungo Stray Dogs] After offering sacrifices to heaven, I actually traveled through time

It is well known that Osamu Dazai drawn by Haruhe is a big bug, a nearly perfect character, Haruhe added all his love for Osamu Dazai to this man with the same name.This man who made the Creator spend a lot of effort, is very wise and close to demons, and has talents that everyone is jealous of - is also trying to commit suicide in a refreshing way today.

a week later

Location: Yokohama Premium Apartment

Playing characters: me, furniture, Osamu Dazai and air.

Since that day passed, Osamu Dazai came to me uninvited every day, occupying my luxurious big sofa, lying on it and flipping through his "Complete Suicide Manual" that he carried with him, and asking me how to commit suicide without pain from time to time.

To be honest, I didn't want to talk to him. Looking at his smiling face, I was so annoyed that I even missed a piece of strawberry cake, which ended up in his stomach.

Ah ah ah ah ah!I hate!I am angry!

I'm having such a hard time!

So what is Osamu Dazai doing today~

Open the bathroom door—congratulations to the wet beauty Osamu Dazai who bundled himself into rice dumplings and fainted in the bathtub.

Pity me, a young girl, who just came home from school and has to clean up the mess for Dazai Osamu.

Should I take off his clothes first and send them to the police station, or deal with them nearby and send them to Nakahara Nakaya?

"Hey! Osamu Dazai, wake up!" I lifted him out of the bathtub, patted his face, "If you don't wake up, I'll strip you naked and throw you to the next door."

"Suzu-chan, you are too ruthless~" Osamu Dazai said hypocritically in a sweet and greasy tone.

"Ah, you're awake, since you're awake, mop the floor." I pointed to the place where Osamu Dazai was lying.

"I haven't opened my eyes yet, so I'm not awake~"

"It's none of my business, as long as I'm still alive, I'll mop the floor."

"It's so fierce." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, curled his lips, with a face of reluctance, "Bing-chan, help me untie the rope first, I can't mop the floor like this."

"Then how did you tie yourself up?"

"Business secrets~"

"Then I believe that since you can tie yourself up, you can also untie yourself." After saying this, I patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder and walked out, closing the door behind me.

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"who are they?"

"The people you will or won't meet in the future."

"Miss Baimu, is this your ability?"

"The dead are also undead. They travel in the long river of time, both the present and the past. I accept their entrustment and fulfill their wishes. In contrast, I will also collect rewards from them."

"Will you die in love with me? Is this a wish? That's really elegant."

"It's not because you owe too much romantic debt, and people will never let you go even if they are ghosts, and they want to be a ghost couple with you."

"Miss Baimu, please don't make fun of me. I'm too incompetent when I grow up."

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After mopping the floor, Osamu Dazai put on the clothes he conjured up from somewhere and came out of the bathroom.

"Bing Jiang is so cruel, she can bear to see me lying on the cold ground alone." Osamu Dazai looked at me resentfully.

"Well, I'm cruel."

"Miss Baimu, you are so perfunctory."

"Dazai-san, do you know how troublesome it would be for me if you died in my bathtub? You ruined the bathtub I finally dreamed of, and in the end I have to buy a new one. You know you have to choose one to close your eyes How difficult is Yuan's bathtub?" I said seriously.

"In case I die in it, Bell-chan, you will think of me every time you use that bathtub in the future. It's so wonderful, why do you have to buy another one?" Dazai Osamu silently condemned me with the eyes of a heartless man.

black face question mark

Wake up in broad daylight, okay?

"But Bell-chan, your ability is really useful, ah, it should be said that it is Yamazaki Furong's ability." Dazai Osamu looked at me with a smile: "The breath of death is so wonderful."

On June 1948, 6, Yamazaki Furong jumped Tamagawa with Osamu Dazai and died in love.

In other words, I, who bear the karma of Yamazaki Tomei, to Osamu Dazai, I am death itself.