Don't slag me, it doesn't work

Qin Ye had a dream. In the dream, he saw many beautiful girls and handsome boys, fighting with gods and talking by their looks.

Of course it is a good thing to have good things to watch. Qin Ye has been a lone wolf for 25 years and has never been in a relationship with a partner, but he is blind but not blind.

He was content to enjoy the scenery on the edge of the crowd, when there was a sound behind him, he turned his head casually, and a red high-heeled shoe approached him, hating the height of the sky.

It's a pity, I'm about to wake up.

Qin Ye's heart was like still water, thinking of this, he subconsciously raised his hand to block it, and Hen Tiangao hit his forearm, and the sharp pain from hitting his flesh stunned him.

Hold?so painful?

Not dreaming?

He took a deep breath, and before he could recover, a man and a woman passed by him cursing.

"Stand over there! Awesome, I dare you to be scum! This green tea is so bright and aboveboard, you don't need to add another touch to me. It's a lucky marriage for three lives to meet here. Do you want to continue the relationship and reunite? My sister personally sent you On the road!"

"I'm fucking convinced. You have the face. Is the fish pond full? How about wechat QR code for you to make a small advertisement and post it all over the city to fulfill your dream of being a pond owner? After reading the rules, send me on my way. Can I fall in love with you? I can fall in love with you for a bit, I'll copy the Xinhua Dictionary English Encyclopedia on his mother's head upside down for a hundred years of solitude."

Suddenly the little girl who was chasing someone with bare feet and smashing her high heels stopped.

"Isn't it you?"

The one who just ran paused, "Why?"

The girl with exquisite makeup raised her finger to the top of his head.

"...It really shines."

The man froze for a moment, "Light up your m...fuck, you're also on."

Although Qin Ye didn't quite understand the situation, it seemed that this wasn't a dream, and there were some rules. As for their so-called green grid, he didn't see it.

The two were still frozen, he turned around and finally saw a light screen hanging in mid-air.

The rules are written on the screen:

Qin Ye narrowed his eyes and looked at it.

The rules are not difficult to understand, whoever is tempted first will die first.There is a bar on the top of everyone's head. A person can see the heartbeat value of everyone except himself. There are five grids in total. If the five grids are full, it means success.The points from attacking the opponent are added to oneself, and the corresponding wealth value can also be obtained.

There is also a very considerate example of down-to-earth:

"The man can buy a virtual RV, and the woman can buy cosmetics and plastic surgery."

Also added a note below:

"The countdown is 10 minutes. You can try and experience it. After 10 minutes, you will start the game in uniform and without makeup. Remaining time: 04:29."

Okay, it's fanciful.

To destroy dregs with dross is really high.

But what the hell does this have to do with him, a dog who has entertained himself for 25 years?

And he didn't see the so-called progress bar either.

Qin Ye wiped his face and watched the remaining time go by, feeling a little dazed and helpless.

He is quite a calm person, and he didn't react too much when he encountered this kind of situation, but at this moment, he really didn't know what to do, so he could only stand there with a tough face and a calm expression.

Suddenly a voice came out of his mind, and he hesitated a little.

"That, host, I'm sorry."

……

Although Qin Ye had read one or two novels with systems in his spare time, it took him a while to digest them.

"Are you letting me play this stupid game?"

"No, no, I'm playing with you."

"Then why are you embarrassed?"

"...we're wearing the wrong place."

... Brother, you seem to be teasing me.

"Can I go back?"

"Of course, it's impossible. It's a one-way street. To get out, you have to pass the customs."

"..."

"Although you can't see the heart rate of other players, everything else can still be synchronized."

Qin Ye didn't want to reply too much, "Understood, it all depends on blind sniping."

"...Well, don't be too sad. My system is originally a warmth arousal system. There are many things in the store that other players can't buy. There is also a brother who can come back."

Comeback?Roll over.

The moment the system sound fell, the light screen disappeared with a beep, followed by a cold mechanical sound.

"The game officially begins now."

All the men and women around stopped their seductive actions and their earthy love talks. The original light suddenly went dark, and Qin Ye's heart was as calm as water in the darkness, and he even closed his eyes if he wanted to have a dark day.

When the light came back on, the original trendy boys and girls all changed into school uniforms. As soon as the scene turned to the classroom, it was so real that Qin Ye thought he had returned to his alma mater in high school.

"The first level, adolescent restlessness. Number of people: 40 people, shortlisted: 1 person."

Someone was chattering, Qin Ye raised his eyes and glanced.

The relationship is so good that they are all young and young in their teens, so tender that they can pinch water.

"Please take a seat by name."

Qin Ye bowed his head and walked around, but he didn't see his name, and then he remembered that he came here because of a system error, and it's understandable if he didn't.

It would be very comfortable if you can pass the customs directly without a name.

He leaned against the back door of the classroom and looked at a classroom of handsome men and beautiful women, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Scumbags also have scumbag capital.

Although he actually has capital.

Qin Ye looked at them boredly, and caught a glimpse of the man and woman he had seen before. Unfortunately, they sat together at the same table. In the last row, in front of his eyes, the atmosphere between the two of them was so awkward.

The girl probably wanted to quickly break the silence, so she caught sight of Qin Ye out of the corner of her eye and started to strike up a conversation.

"Hey, I'm sorry just now, why don't you sit down?"

"I don't want to go."

After Qin Ye finished speaking unhurriedly, the girl leaned on the chair and lifted it up, smiling at him.

"why?"

This angle of her is just right, she looks the cutest, Qin Ye doesn't mean so much, and he doesn't bother to talk to her, but the little girl with the high heels on her lips and the hands of the swear words is not forgiving:

"Why don't you talk? By the way, were you seriously injured just now? I don't know if there is an infirmary here. How about I accompany you to see it?"

Qin Ye thought it was noisy, and was about to reply casually, but he caught a glimpse of the boy next to him staring at him with unkind eyes.

He was a little amused, "Why don't I talk?" Qin Ye raised his chin at her tablemate after saying this, with a smile in his words, "I'm afraid he will cut me."

He has a low EQ but has a high IQ, and he is dull but can understand such straightforward emotions.

Qin Ye teased the boy, then turned his gaze back to the girl, "Look, it was cleared just now, is the green light turned on again now?"

She gritted her teeth and didn't intend to look at it, but was provoked by Qin Ye, she unintentionally glanced at it, and two bars lit up, and what was even more frightening was that her own heart beat a little faster.

Although they are scumbags, but at any rate they are their first love, they also happen to be at the same table, the first hurdle is the campus, it hurts too much.

The man gritted his mouth: "Bright fart, I've already given up on her. I hug her in the morning and soak in the evening. What is she? Do you look at her?"

"No, how about you look at her? She looks at you."

Qin Ye was not interested in whether they were clean or not, and this was just a casual remark, but the man's ears turned a little redder, and he glanced at it lightly, and three bars lit up on the opposite side, it's your mother, it's over.

"Fart! No!"

The irritable little girl roared angrily.

"All right, yes or no, it's all up to me, let's do it, young couples swear in the same way."

After teasing them, Qin Ye in the back of the classroom stood back for a while, and suddenly thought of something wrong, trying to have some fun in this boring sand sculpture game, and said: "By the way, the male student over there, have you not yet? Copy the book upside down."

He glanced at the desks of the two of them, and stretched out his hand to wipe the girl to get the thick one. The guy next to him thought that Qin Ye was going to do something to force him to turn on the green light, so he subconsciously reached out to block the girl, and pulled the girl into his arms, with Angry and displeased.

He couldn't see his own health bar, so of course he didn't know where it was.

Qin Ye is not something to mess with.If you are weak, you will be coquettish, if you are hard, you will be strong. If you don't hold back your hostility, you will raise your backhand to block it and make a mockery, "Come on, you guys, are you scumbags with deep affection?"

The two looked at each other, and the five squares above each other's heads were lit up with green light.

They all recovered, and the mechanical sound suddenly rang out.

"Drip, player Qin Ye, completed a double kill and won the first place. The number of people: 38."

...?

No, it's fucking okay?

Qin Ye's eyes fell in front of his eyes, the pair just now had disappeared, and the tables and chairs were empty, as if they had never been here before, he was stunned, the name on the desk of the male classmate before became his own.

He still frowned incredulously, and the next second was another notification:

"Hey, contestant Qinye, transfer students, please be seated by name. Number of people: 39 people."

The system followed closely and asked Qin Ye for credit.

"Brother Ye, I helped you to enter the name, are you satisfied?"

Don't come in early, don't come in late, pick this point.

In the two consecutive notices, Qin Ye was stared at by the whole class and sat at the bottom of the row.

"I can thank you for telling the whole world what the fat and oily wild brother is called."

"..."

The system feels aggrieved, but the system doesn't say anything.

Qin Ye sat down and glanced out of the window, the blue sky is so vast, how many people are looking forward to returning to their school days, it's funny that they have returned so easily.

The transparent glass is separated from the sky, imprinting his face.

The 17-year-old Qin Ye is very handsome, with a youthful look in his eyebrows and eyes, and his facial features are sharp but not sharp. It is pleasing to the eye, but it seems that he is not easy to touch.

He was stunned for a while, then turned his head and lay down on the table, planning to take a nap first.

If you're lucky, it might just be an absurd dream when you wake up.

Although he can't remember who he was and what he did before.

But before he fell asleep, he saw a girl sitting next to him, blinking at him without timidity.

Qin Ye looked at her and said, "What are you looking at?"

The little girl had a pair of apricot eyes, her eyes were shining, she tilted her head and put her arms on her knees to imitate him.

"You look good."

He hummed in a low voice without being moved at all, "It's pretty. I'm 17 years old, and I can handle it."

……

The little girl obviously underestimated Ye Ge's thick skin, but she didn't hesitate, she was very brave, she was crazy, and she wanted to challenge Ye Ge's No.1:

"I want to fall in love with you."

"You scumbags are so direct?"

Qin Ye smiled there, his voice was a little hoarse, "I'm sorry, I don't want to, I'm sleepy."

The first two words mean that you can go, but obviously the little girl didn't intend to go, so she moved all her things to the empty space.

"My name is Jin Xiaoxiao, we can be at the same table first, and then we can be friends."

"what ever."

Qin Ye frowned, and politely replied, the boy in front of him suddenly turned his head.

"Student Qin, I want to ask you something."

Brother Ye was a little irritable, thinking that he wanted to sleep endlessly, so he replied impatiently:

"Say."

"A bit *."

"You fucking want to ask quickly." Qin Ye half-raised his head and frowned and cursed.

As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw the handsome male classmate in front of him smiling shyly, as if embarrassed.

"Are you... straight?"