Tyrant's Love Game

When Chen Ranzhu woke up, he looked at Shang Dong who was standing by the window with some embarrassment, tidied his hair casually, and then got off the bed.Obviously in Interstellar, he never got drunk for a thousand cups, but who knew that he would collapse after drinking so much here. Thinking of the Haikou he boasted about, his face was a little hot, and this time he was so ashamed.

"Get up, go around with me."

"Okay, where to go?"

Seeing that Shang Dong didn't mention what happened last night, Chen Ranzhu's hanging heart fell to the ground in an instant, and he looked at the lively scene outside the window with great interest, and began to think about where it would be better to have fun.

"Go to the flower house, I heard that the flower house in the human world is quite famous."

Chen Ranzhu froze for a moment, Hualou...isn't it...

"No, no!" He shook his head like a rattle, going to that kind of place is too...

"Why not?"

"Because..." Chen Ranzhu got stuck. Could it be that he wanted to tell Shang Dong that he was still a chicken...

"Because I don't like girls!" He said in a rough voice, simply smashing the cans to smear his image is better than running to the flower building and being at a loss.

Shang Dong finally shifted his eyes to him, staring at him until his hairs were all covered with hairs, and then slowly said: "Do you like men?"

"Yes!" Chen Ranzhu admitted with eyes closed.

"Then go to Mingzhufang."

What is this place again?Chen Ranzhu had a question mark on his face.

But seeing the interest in Shang Dong's eyes, he knew that it might not be too different from Hua Lou, so he shook his head desperately, determined not to go.

"Don't you like men? This place is for you."

Chen Ranzhu was about to be spoiled by him, and after racking his brains for a long time, he came up with an excuse.

"I'm so good-looking, wouldn't it be a disadvantage if I went in!"

In his heart, he begged his grandpa to tell his grandma, that His Majesty should stop making trouble for him.

Shang Dong sized up his handsome face, well, this excuse is a bit convincing.At least in his eyes, there is no one who is sweeter and more delicious than Chen Ranzhu. Thinking of this, he lost interest in the so-called Hualou.

Chen Ranzhu was relieved to see that he finally stopped mentioning this matter, and was afraid of spoiling His Majesty the Ghost King's interest, so he made a suggestion.

"Your Majesty, why don't we charter a painting boat to go on a trip? You can take a boat to see the scenery, and you can also listen to the girls playing the piano and singing. How comfortable it is."

Shang Dong thought the idea was good, so he agreed.

The two finally reached an agreement, so they inquired enthusiastically, and gave Xiaoer a piece of low-grade blue-rank spirit stone for running errands, and asked him to find a painting boat.

It is the spring that is infinitely good, and the boats on the Bailu River are constantly shuttling, singing and dancing, talking and laughing, adding a bit of vitality to the scenery of the lake and mountains.

Standing on the bow of the boat vigorously, Chen Ranzhu looked at the beautiful scenery, with infinite emotions surging in his chest, but in the end it was only condensed into four words - damn it!What a nice view!

Compared to his high spirits, Shang Dong is very disgusted, he is really a dirty person.The souls of the men and women on this painting boat were extremely dirty, making him feel sick just by looking at them, and only by sticking close to Chen Ranzhu's side could he breathe a moment of freshness.

Chen Ranzhu helplessly looked at Shang Dong who kept squeezing him, don't squeeze anymore, the bow of the boat is only so big, if you squeeze him any more, he will fall.

"Let's sit inside for a while."

Listen to ditties, drink some wine, and relax.

"No." Shang Dong flatly refused.

Chen Ranzhu choked, what did he come to do on the boat, just to stand on the bow and blow the wind?

"It's full of girls you like."

"do not like!"

Chen Ranzhu was helpless, this also became too fast.When I came here, I emphasized to Xiao Er what kind of girl to choose, but when I got on the boat, I didn't even look at it. The speed of turning my face was faster than turning the pages of a book.

"Then what do you like?" In order to make His Majesty happy, Chen Ranzhu had to ask again.

As soon as these words came out, Shang Dong's gaze turned to his face like a searchlight, Chen Ranzhu's hairs stood on end in fright, and he took a small half step back silently.Haha, he must have misunderstood, misunderstood.

It's a pity that Shang Dong's step forward after him fully told him that it was not a misunderstanding.

Okay... well, since His Majesty the Ghost King likes it, he can only sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman.

He stood with his hands behind his back, standing on the bow of the boat, together with Shang Dong, silently looking at the clear water and blue sky.

"Chen Ranzhu, why are you here?!"

Hearing someone call his name, Chen Ranzhu turned his face away in surprise, and met the three people on the other boat.After looking carefully, I didn't recognize anyone, but seeing the disgusted expressions they looked at me, I knew that they were probably former acquaintances.

Seeing that he was silent, the three of them jumped over and forced Chen Ranzhu to take a few steps back.

"You caused the brothers and sisters of the same school to be implicated and killed. If it wasn't for the senior sister Fang Feizi who escaped by chance and reported back to the teacher's school, who would have thought that you would have such evil intentions." The leader said with disgust in his eyes, looking at Chen Ranzhu His eyes didn't seem to be looking at fellow apprentices, but at a person who betrayed the master.

Chen Ranzhu remained silent, because he didn't know what happened back then, and it would be too pale to defend now.He has some headaches, and it seems that he still has to find out the truth, otherwise he may have to bear this evil debt for a long time.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the leader became more and more proud. Being able to trample Chen Ranzhu under his feet, this mentality alone made him feel very comfortable.

"After doing such evil things, you still have the face to play here!"

The man spoke righteously, taking advantage of Chen Ranzhu's unpreparedness and launched an attack.

Chen Ranzhu didn't expect him to make a move directly, he couldn't remember the moves at all, he retreated two steps hastily, but was forced to dodge in embarrassment by the oncoming sword light.

The painting boat wasn't too big, so he couldn't dodge it at all. Coupled with the swaying of the hull, he fell into the water without standing still.

The cold water submerged him all of a sudden, and the feeling of suspension on the soles of his feet made him struggle uncontrollably. The choking and suffocation constantly robbed him of his vitality, causing him to sink step by step into the bottomless river.

The panicked screams on the shore kept moving away, and he suddenly saw Shang Dong's slightly frowning indifferent face and the maliciously mocking faces of the three so-called fellow students separated by layers of water curtains.

"Your Majesty, save me!"

He opened his mouth and made a mouth shape for help, but the sudden flood of water swallowed his voice, and he could only stretch out his hand weakly, as if he could grab the last floating board in this way.

He slowly slid into the water, watching the light on the water getting farther and farther away from him, the surrounding sounds quieted down, and the silence like a grave engulfed him little by little.

Just when he was about to give up, he suddenly saw a figure swimming over from the brightest place. Although the expression on his face was still indifferent, his speed like a flying fish revealed his impatience.

Chen Ranzhu couldn't help but laughed, he knew that this person would come to save him in the end.

He stretched out his hand and grabbed Shang Dong's hand, those hands were colder than the river water, but he didn't feel scared at all.He kicked his legs, entangled Shang Dong like a waterweed, and let him take him upstream.

"Are you a pig? As a cultivator, you will still be drowned?!" Shang Dong said speechlessly.

When he saw Chen Ranzhu fall, he thought he would come up soon, but he didn't expect that this guy was thumping in the water so well that he really thought that a cultivator could not breathe or float in the water.

Too lazy to pay attention to this show, he just stood there watching Chen Ranzhu's performance.However, gradually, he realized that something was really wrong. Chen Ranzhu didn't look like he was pretending, but he really let himself be submerged in water.

It was only then that he remembered that Chen Ranzhu had lost his memory, and he probably didn't know how to use his spiritual power to survive in the water right now.Seeing that Chen Ranzhu was about to sink, he quickly jumped into the water to catch him.

Chen Ranzhu was taken aback, and no longer held his breath, but slowly and carefully exhaled, and found that he could really breathe freely in the water.Holding Shang Dong's arm tightly, he kicked his feet and rushed out with Shang Dong easily.

Well, although he lost his memory, the nature of the body remained.

What an embarrassing capitalization!

Chen Ranzhu cautiously showed an embarrassed smile to Shang Dong, his eyes were full of flattery, hoping that he would lose his memory instantly and forget his stupid behavior just now.

Shang Dong was speechless, pinched his face and pulled it hard, as revenge for this little guy who worried him to death.

Chen Ranzhu didn't dare to resist, and let him pinch honestly, and very actively turned the other side of his face to let him continue pinching.

Shang Dong was also not polite, he pinched his face and twisted it again, finally relieved his depression.

Chen Ranzhu rushed out of the river with Shang Dong, and landed on the embankment by the river, he shivered when the cold wind blew, it was so cold!The trembling and shrinking heap formed a stark contrast with Shang Dong who didn't have a drop of water on his body, one was a drowned chicken, the other was a fighting chicken, making him even more miserable.

"Use magic to evaporate the water on your body." Shang Dong pointed out.

Chen Ranzhu blinked, what kind of spell?How to evaporate dry?

Shang Dong faced each other silently, he didn't even know how to do this...

The two stared at each other for a long time, but Shang Dong was still defeated.

"Follow me and learn."

Chen Ranzhu nodded quickly, and after chanting according to the formula taught by Shang Dong, the aura in his body spontaneously swam away, and all the water evaporated instantly.

So... so amazing!

Shang Dong looked at his surprised look and was speechless. This is the most basic spell. Is it necessary to put on an unbelievable look?

Chen Ranzhu said that as an ordinary interstellar person, he has used a dryer, but he has never dried clothes by himself, so how could he not find it amazing.

"Who are those people?" Shang Dong asked.

Chen Ranzhu shook his head, he didn't remember the names of those people, but judging from their familiar appearance and the information revealed by their words, they should be from his teacher's school.

It's just that they don't know what they said, what happened to him once killed his senior brother and sister.That's what's so bad about not having a memory, it's impossible to even try to defend yourself.

Shang Dong showed a malicious smile, and looked at him mockingly.

"It seems that the memory you lost caused quite a lot of trouble."

Chen Ranzhu grinned bitterly, that's right.

"But it's a good thing. Since these people have come to your door, why not ask them who you are."

When Chen Ranzhu thought about it, that's not the reason.His eyeballs rolled slyly, and he rubbed against Shang Dong's side. Seeing him backing away with a look of disgust, he still leaned on him cheekily.The small dimples were filled with a flattering smile, and the words "ask for anything" were almost written on his face.

"Go side by side."

Shang Dong, who has always been feared by others like a tiger, has never been so close to others, he just feels goose bumps all over his body, and feels so uncomfortable that he wants to hit someone.If that's what it feels like to be close, then he'd rather be feared.

It's a pity that Chen Ranzhu's skin is probably thicker than the city wall, pretending not to see the reluctance in Shang Dong's eyes, and still approaching him eagerly, smiling like a beckoning cat.

"Your Majesty, I have completely forgotten my spells and I can't beat those people. Can you help me?"

Shang Dong dismissed it, and those few soft-legged shrimps were not worthy of him.

"Your Majesty~" Chen Ranzhu looked at him sincerely.

Shang Dong swallowed his saliva, this human dared to use his sweet soul to seduce the ghost king, really... really...

"Then let me lick it, and I'll help you."

The great and proud Ghost King His Majesty Shang Dong, who is used to watching others suffer, did not resist the temptation of food and said such unbearable words.

Lick... a lick?Chen Ranzhu thought he had heard it wrong, but seeing Shang Dong's gloomy face without any intention of defending himself, he knew that there was nothing wrong with his ears just now.But it's too much to lick... Although the task is to fall in love with His Majesty the Ghost King, they have only met for a short time, so the progress is not too fast.

Thinking of this, his face turned red, his eyes flickered for a long time, and he didn't dare to look at Shang Dong.

"Hey, human, don't think about it! I just want to lick your soul to satisfy my hunger, and I have no interest in you."

Shang Dong saw through Chen Ranzhu's thoughts, and immediately explained in a cold voice, never giving him an excuse to overstep the limits.With the appearance of this little cabbage, even if he doesn't pick it, he won't like him.

Well, Chen Ranzhu scratched his head in embarrassment, he was acting affectionate again.

"Then... how do you lick it?" He asked shyly.

"Come here." Shang Dong hooked his fingers.

Chen Ranzhu didn't mind his gesture of calling the puppy, and leaned towards him erratically, looking at him curiously, not knowing what this "soul licking" gesture was.

"Close your eyes!" Shang Dong said fiercely.

He obviously didn't feel this way when he gnawed at his soul last night, but at this moment, being watched by Chen Ranzhu's clear eyes made him feel uneasy from the bottom of his heart.This discomfort even overwhelmed his hunger and thirst, making him pretend to be tough and yell out.You must know that generally speaking, before he has completely obtained the prey, he will weave a false illusion for the prey, instead of exposing his sharp fangs prematurely like now.

Chen Ranzhu closed his eyes obediently, without any objection.However, the small drum in his heart kept beating, and he really wanted to know how His Majesty the Ghost King licked.

He waited for a long time and there was no movement. He moved his legs anxiously, and wanted to take a step forward, but Shang Dong held his shoulders and couldn't move.

He had no choice but to continue to wait, counting hundreds of times in his heart, only then did he feel Shang Dong's breath getting closer and closer to him, and he could even smell the cold smell like an ice spring on the other party's body.

so close!He clicked his tongue.

He only felt a chill on his lips, and two pieces of icy softness covered his mouth, and before he panicked and tried to break free, they clung to him tightly, not letting him leave.

Chen Ranzhu was so shocked that his mind went blank and he couldn't resist at all. After he realized it, Shang Dong had already left.

He stared at him with wide eyes, covered his mouth with his hand stupidly, and pointed at him with the other hand in disbelief.Just now he said that he was not interested in him at all, but now he actually kissed him, did he make a mistake!

"I... my first kiss!!!"

Chen Ranzhu went crazy.

The author has something to say:

Chen Ranzhu: My first kiss is gone!

Han Yuchen, Yu Birui: Just silently watching you talk nonsense.