The scumbag is pregnant with the overlord's cub

Guagua started the first grade at the age of four, and he was the one crying and clamoring to go. Fan Shenguo felt that he was very energetic in his studies, and he was the stuff of Tsinghua and Peking University, so he simply let him go. He found a relationship early and stuffed the child. go in.For this matter, Fan Shenguo usually brags a lot, especially in front of Qian Kuan.

On the last day before the winter vacation, Guagua rushed in with something in his hands, and excitedly showed it to Fan Yu and the little bird, "Little dad, brother, look at it, the certificate, the certificate given to me by the teacher! "

When I opened it, it turned out to be a certificate of award, with the words written in a correct brush on it: Wang Xinyu, who won the xx annual good student award.

Fan Yu gave a thumbs up and gave praise without hesitation, "Baby is really amazing, he went home with such a big award."

Guagua is not a modest child, he nodded seriously, "Yeah, Guagua is the best."

The little bird read the certificate twice, and always felt that something was wrong. "Guagua, do you all get the same awards as you in your class?"

Guagua looked up proudly, "That's not true, their certificates are not as big as mine. The teacher said that my certificate is the best, and it cost him several dollars."

"Cough, cough, cough." The little bird barely choked to death on his own saliva, "It's a shame to the family, that the first-grade certificates have to be paid for by the teacher."

Guagua's dark eyes showed doubts, "Don't you need to spend money? But Dad said it, you have to spend money to buy everything."

The little bird went crazy, "But the certificate was issued by the school!"

"The school's hair is too ugly." It's so small, and there are not many flowers, how can it be as good-looking as him, just like what the big dad said, looking at it is so embarrassing.

little bird...

"Then how many people did you get in this exam?" the little bird asked.

"No. 2."

That shouldn't be the case, more than half of the first grade should have certificates, why doesn't No.2 have one? "Then how many points did you get?"

"28 in Chinese, 48 in mathematics." Guagua's mathematics is much better than Chinese, of course, this is not because he is good at mathematics, but because there are many multiple-choice questions in mathematics. Sure.

"Are you sure it's No.2?"

"It's No.2, what Fatty said, count down to No.2."

little bird...

The grades are a bit horrible, but Guagua is still young, Fan Yu thinks that it is enough for him to live happily, at worst he will be a rich and idle person in the future, anyway he can afford it.

Fan Shenguo is probably going to be depressed, but he made a bold statement at the beginning: If Guagua fails to get into Tsinghua University and Peking University, he will cut off his head and use it as a stool.

Fearing that Guagua would be hit, Fan Yu hurriedly changed the subject, "Guagua, where is your father? Didn't he pick you up?"

"He said his chest was stuffy, he should take it easy, squatting on the ground and drawing circles, it's so childish."

Poor thing, Brother Jin was beaten like this.The little bird was very curious, "Guagua, did your teacher follow up with brother and say something?"

Guagua thought about it seriously, "I didn't say anything, I just talked about our hide-and-seek in class, about Pangpang and I warming up in the classroom, oh, and also," Guagua said shyly: " He also told me about my dear Weiwei."

……

What else do you want to do?Even Fan Yu was shocked. "Hide-and-seek in class? Does the teacher care?"

"It's me playing hide-and-seek with the teacher. He said you can't whisper in class, but I want to tell Nana, the teacher kicked me out of the classroom, but I'm a smart kid," Guagua said proudly, "I just Lock the classroom door from the outside so the teacher can't catch me."

……

"What's the matter with warming up in the classroom?"

"It's too cold. Pangpang and I lit our textbooks to warm up by the fire. It's so warm."

"Where did the fire come from?"

"Father's lighter, he has a lot of lighters, I found the best looking one." Guagua felt a little regretful, "As soon as I lit it, I was sued by Big Bear, he is the most annoying, sue Jing."

……

"Who is Wei Wei?"

Guagua blushed, and said falteringly: "My front desk looks really good-looking, even better than the doll my little uncle secretly hid."

Fan Yu...

It can only be said that Brother Jin has a successor.

On the day when I was in the second grade, Guagua ran back crying and said sadly: "Benben is not in my class anymore, woo woo woo, no one will help me take the last exam."

Benben is a slightly disabled child, whose IQ is lower than that of children of the same age.

The whole family didn't know if they should be thankful, at least Guagua finally understood that it is not a good thing to be the last one in the exam.

Wang Jin felt that the child was finally awakening, so he hurriedly said: "Then what will you do in the future? Do you want to study hard and try to get the first place in the exam?"

Guagua thought for a while, then resolutely refused, "I don't want it, it's too tiring to get the first place in the exam, I'd better discuss it with Wei Wei, let her help me get the bottom one."

Wang Jin vomited blood.

Since the third grade, Guagua finally began to understand the taste of sadness.The round head was supported by the chubby little hands, and the bright teardrops swirled in the eye sockets. "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

The whole family...

It was only later that they found out that Wei Wei was a boy, and his name was actually "Luo Zhengwei".He was a very good kid, very smart, but unfortunately his family was not very good, his parents died early, and he grew up with his grandparents.

Guagua's first love logically should end here, but after looking at the situation, I don't think so.

For example, now, Guagua comes in with an exquisitely crafted wooden house, showing off to the whole family: "Is the birthday present from Weiwei good-looking? But he made me with his own hands."

Everyone says it looks good.

"I think he's good-looking too, but Wei Wei is not good-looking." Gua Gua pointed at his fingers and shook his head, "Why can't he be as good-looking as he was when he was a child? Pang Pang asked me to abandon him, but I couldn't bear it... ...Oh, I'm so hard!"

Wang Jin touched the melon on his little head, and sighed, "Guagua, Dad, I'm sorry, why don't we change our name." Can we stop being so melon!

Guagua's eyes lit up, and he said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, I want to change my name, and I will be called Wang Xinhe from now on."

The little bird glared at him, "Hey, are you planning to rebel?"

Guagua ran up to the little bird, hugged his arm and rubbed it vigorously, and said flatteringly, "Brother, let's change our name. They all say that Wang Xinhe is very smart, so I will be called Wang Xinhe."

Wang Jin covered his face and gave up struggling, "Forget it, it seems that changing it is useless, you'd better go on with me." If he is so careless, he might as well earn more money for Guagua's dowry, no, bah, It should be a bride price.