The scumbag is pregnant with the overlord's cub

One afternoon at the end of August, the summer vacation was coming to an end, and the other children didn't know where to play, enjoying the last good time.But Xiaoniao'er, Fan Xiao and Liu Yanming were locked in the study room and would not let them leave.

With a big fat man in his arms, the little bird pointed to the name on the book and said, "Guagua, idiot's melon, come on, read to me quickly."

Guagua slapped his claws on the table, and shouted angrily, "Yeah."

The little bird turned his brother's body and emphasized again: "It's not babbling, it's Guagua. Why are you so stupid, Guagua?"

Guagua was not annoyed by being tightly held by his brother, but his eyes widened, as if he was puzzled, and then he said "嘿嘿".

"It's not babbling, it's Guagua."

"Yeah."

"It's Guagua."

"Yeah."

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Poor Guagua can't speak yet, so it would be nice if he could give his brother a face, but the little bird is not satisfied, and catches him to force-feed him, and if he doesn't listen, he will be rubbed in the face.

In the end, Liu Yanming couldn't bear to persuade the little bird, "He is still so young, so don't mess around, and be careful that you will cry later. You should hurry up and do your homework."

The little bird squeezed his younger brother's chubby face and said, "I don't do this kind of meaningless homework. It's so annoying. I'm going to go to the prison at school in two days."

The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, the more the little bird liked to toss Guagua, and finally Guagua couldn't take it anymore, he yelled loudly, and crumpled the notebook with his name on the table into a ball.

"Hey, stop it." The little bird screamed and hurried to grab the notebook in Guagua's hand.

Guagua was really angry. He not only rubbed it with his hands, but also tore it, and even bit his mouth. After a while, the book was completely changed.

The little bird looked at the remaining pile of scraps of paper and wanted to cry, "Fool, I wrote my homework all morning." In fact, I spent all morning and wrote it seriously for less than half an hour.

Guagua didn't care about these things, he seemed to have discovered the joy of destroying, grabbed another notebook on the table and continued to ravage and ravage.

It may be that the speed and sensation of destroying are really fascinating. The little bird doesn't listen to what Guagua says, and if he doesn't allow things to be removed, he will tear them up and pretend to cry.

In the end, the little bird had no choice but to give up on himself, and simply piled up all the things on the table in front of Guagua, and said helplessly, "Tear it up, tear it up, we will all be relieved after tearing it up."

"Hehe, what's the matter?" Wang's mother was shocked when she opened the door with a fruit plate. Clothes, toys and snacks were thrown everywhere, and there were piles of waste paper on the ground.

"Guagua, stop, you've gone too far!" The little bird held Guagua's two little hands, and seemed to be crying because of aggrieved, "Grandma, Guagua tore up all my homework, these homework teachers said tomorrow To be checked."

Seeing that the little bird was sad, Ms. Wang hurriedly said, "It's okay. Is it the homework assigned by Teacher Ling? I'll just tell him tomorrow. This melon is too skinny, so I don't blame you."

"No, I'd better hurry up and make it up, and see if I can finish it before 12 o'clock. Uncle Fan said that if you can't finish the homework assigned by the teacher, you are not allowed to sleep."

"When does this have to last? Could it be that you are really not allowed to sleep tonight?" Mama Wang was filled with righteous indignation: "It doesn't matter what he said, such a small child is locked in the cram school all day long, and even arranged A lot of homework is boring everyone. Grandma is in charge today, and there is no need to make up the homework. Grandma made some fruits for you. After eating, have a good time and play for a while. You have to combine work and rest."

After all, it was such a major event as the explosion, so Fan Yu and Wang Jin didn't tell her the truth for fear that Mama Wang would be worried, and Mama Wang didn't know how bold these three children were.

Seeing that the other two children did not speak, Ms. Wang thought that they were also frightened, and hurriedly handed them fruits, and said in relief: "Come on, let's eat some fruits first. Guagua is all to blame for today's incident, so don't bother!" Make up homework, I will explain to the teacher tomorrow."

Fan Xiao took a look at Liu Yanming, not knowing when the homework on Liu Yanming's desk also quietly turned into a pile of waste paper.When did Guagua become capable enough to steal things from Liu Yanming?

Liu Yanming glanced back at Fan Xiao without any fluctuations in his eyes.High, it's really high, as expected, you can't learn well if you follow this dead bird, even Liu Yanming is no exception.Fan Xiao quietly took the unfinished homework on her desk under the table, and tore it up.

……

Wang Jin wandered outside for nearly half a month. When he got home, he threw away the suitcase in his hand and laughed wantonly: "My children, I'm back and I brought you gifts."

As a result, the room was unexpectedly quiet, and no one came out to greet him.Strange, didn't Fan Yu say that they were all locked up at home to do their homework?What about people?

"Mom, what about the little birds? Why didn't you do your homework at home?"

Mother Wang became angry when she mentioned this, "Writing, writing, writing, writing, almost driving the children crazy. Just now Guagua tore up their homework, and the children were in a hurry, so I decided to let them go out to relax." .”

"Guagua tore up their homework?" Wang Jin obviously didn't believe it, "Hey, the three of them can't hold down a milk doll? Could it be that our Guagua was reincarnated as a strong man?"

"What are you talking about? The children are sad enough. You are not allowed to talk about them when you come back later."

"Mom, do you think they are really sad?"

"Why not? What kind of mind can such a small child have?"

"Mom, do you still remember my winter vacation homework in the first grade of elementary school? The one with a thick book for each subject. I forgot to tell you, I really didn't pay attention at the time, and let the stove burn a corner of the political winter vacation homework , Then when I was about to save, I thought about it and threw the history homework and math homework in."

Mother Wang picked up the rolling pin and chased after Wang Jin to beat her, "It's been exposed. I said why everything burned out in such a short while. You did it on purpose."

"Mom, you have to pay attention to the important point, the important point, now it's the little bird who broke the homework on purpose, not me!"

"Isn't that all learned from you? You stop for me!"

……

Seeing the children have been together for a while, the relationship quickly warmed up. Mr. Fan suddenly realized that at his age, he would not be able to protect Fan Xiao for a few years. In the future, Fan Xiao might still have to rely on Fan Yu's support. You still have time.

What's more, Liu Yuping is not a good person. Apart from teaching the children some not-so-smart tricks all day long, she just forces the children to do this and that. As a result, Fan Xiao is obviously still a little kid, but she doesn't have the vitality of a child.

So after spending the whole summer vacation noisyly, Fan Xiao still did not return to the capital. The old man asked someone to help him and the little bird go through the admission procedures, and he enrolled in the school that Wang Jin was optimistic about before, and Fan Xiao went to school. In the second grade, the little bird is in the first grade.

During the period, Liu Yuping naturally came to make a fuss, saying that she had no relatives and no reason, why should the child be left to study in Shenshi?

Fan Xiao is very happy here, and she doesn't want to go back and live alone with Liu Yuping.Seeing the child's resistance to her, Liu Yuping suddenly realized that she was really at the end of the day, and the power of the Fan family could not fall on her. Instead of entangled here, it's better to go back to the Tianyu base camp in Beijing to get some benefits.

Liu Yuping was not a smart person, and she was caught stealing food. Fan Shenguo could receive news of her being a monster every day or two.

"Master, Madam has been forcing Mr. Liang to bring in a distant relative of hers these two days."

Alas, none of the two wives I have married is smart, but Liu Yuping is still ambitious, jumping up and down all day, which makes people look funny.

Fan Shenguo sighed, "Forget it, don't care about her, just pay her for the loss of youth, but you guys should also be smart and choose a bit when you give a job, I don't want to see their mouse shit go bad. A pot of porridge."

A battle for the wealthy families that should have been vigorous started and ended quietly like this, and the lives of Fan Xiao and Xiaoniao'er were just like normal elementary school students, without being affected at all.

Although the study attitude is not too serious, the little bird still got the first place in the school by virtue of its super high IQ in the first final exam, which made Wang Jin a little embarrassed, and the little bird also gave the I have gained a lot of benefits.

Fan Xiao did well in the test, No.1 in the class, but he obviously worked harder than Xiaoniaoer.It can only be said that geniuses are a minority after all, and most people are just ordinary people, including Guagua, who is a sibling of the little bird.

Although Guagua is called Guagua, Guagua is not really stupid. He is just at the level of ordinary people. He usually shouts at people at 10 months old and starts to learn to walk at the age of one.

The little bird taught the poem hundreds of times, but Guagua hadn't learned it when he was one and a half years old anyway.

Wang Jin was not without disappointment at the beginning. In addition to the vanity that everyone has, Wang Jin was actually more worried about whether Guagua could grow up happily and healthily under the aura of the little bird.

However, Wang Jin is obviously overthinking, every child has his own shining points, and Wang Jin gradually discovered that Guagua's IQ is all made up for by his EQ.His appearance followed Fan Yu's, he was not ordinary handsome, with a sweet and small mouth, almost everyone loved him.

Fan Shenguo liked Guagua even more. He would go out for a stroll with him when he had nothing to do. His grandparents called him around, ranging from gold bracelets and jade pendants to small snacks and toys. Looking at the envious expressions of all the old guys, I can eat a few more bowls of rice when I am in a good mood.

The whole family loves Guagua to the sky, but in Xiaoniao'er's heart, his disappointment is simply outrageous.

"One plus one equals how much?"

Guagua snapped his fingers and replied uncertainly, "Two?"

The little bird nodded and continued to ask, "What is two plus two?"

Guagua counted on his fingers for a long time, and finally realized: "Three."

"How can it be equal to three? You tell me how to calculate it will be equal to three?" The little bird wanted to beat the baby angrily.

Guagua knew that his brother was angry, so he glanced at him cautiously, then took out a lollipop from his pocket, and said fawningly, "Give it to brother, brother, eat."

The little bird reached out to take the lollipop, peeled off the sugar coating and fed it into its mouth.But he took advantage for nothing, saying "bribery is useless."

Guagua was not angry either, and smiled honestly.

"Forget it, there is really nothing I can do about you. If you can't learn it, you can't learn it. You have such an excellent brother like me, and you will definitely not be hungry in the future."

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