The scumbag is pregnant with the overlord's cub

Here in Shenshi, they only started visiting their natal family’s New Year’s greetings from the second day of junior high school, so there was no danger of being stuck in bed on the first day of the new year, and there was no noise of fireworks and firecrackers outside, and the family woke up naturally from sleep.

The only exception was Wang Jin, who could only wake up naturally after sleeping until noon, because he was woken up by the little bird.

The little bird was the first to wake up early, Fan Yu opened his eyes and saw Wang Jin's head covered with colorful braids, it was really embarrassing for the little bird, Wang Jin's hair was so short that he could tie it up .

Seeing that Fan Yu woke up, the little bird hurriedly turned sideways and proudly showed him his masterpiece, "Uncle Fan, how is it? Isn't it very beautiful?"

Fan Yu let out a chuckle, "Looks good, your technique is good, so short you can tie it."

The little bird was flattered by the praise, "Of course my skills are pretty good, wait until Brother Jin's hair grows longer..."

Unexpectedly, Wang Jin, who was in his sleep, didn't know if he had detected something strange. Before the little bird finished speaking, Wang Jin shook his head violently, and the rubber band fell down with a clatter.

The result of the little bird's busy work for a long time was gone, and she became angry from embarrassment. She took out a pencil from her small schoolbag and began to draw a little turtle on Wang Jin's face.

The blunt pencil tip scratched across his face, making his face itchy. Wang Jin was woken up no matter how deeply he slept. He pressed the little bird on the pillow, then pulled off the little bird's pajama pants and spanked him.

"I'm growing up, I dare to tease your father."

The little bird pulled up her pants, struggling to break free from Wang Jin's poisonous hands, "Brother Jin, stop, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"

Wang Jin didn't use much force, but the child's skin was smooth and tender, and it felt so good to the touch. He was reluctant to let go, "What's the use of admitting mistakes now, let's talk about it after I have learned enough."

Seeing the situation, the little bird hurriedly asked Fan Yu for help, "Uncle Fan, quickly save your own son, brother Jin is a devil."

Fan Yu was pleased by the word "pro-son", he was so happy, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the child, "Okay, okay, didn't auntie say last night that you can't be noisy on the first day of the new year .”

The little bird lifted his trousers and hid in Fan Yu's arms, pouted his mouth and echoed loudly: "That's right, you only bully me, be careful grandma hits you."

Wang Jin has been taken care of by Mrs. Wang quite enough recently, and now he can't help admitting cowardice when he hears her name, he gets up from the bed with a cold snort, "Forget it, just let it go for today's Chinese New Year's sake. you."

The little bird gave up as soon as it was good, and wisely stopped talking back.The family of three put on their clothes and left the bedroom, but no one reminded Wang Jin that apart from the little turtle on his face, there were still some colorful braids left on his head.

Because the Chinese New Year was at someone else's house, Liu Yu followed Liu Xi to wake up early, sat on the sofa and drank instant coffee for the sake of image.

Seeing Wang Jin come out of the bedroom with colorful braids on his head and a little turtle painted on his face, yawning, Liu Yu sprayed a mouthful of coffee on Liu Xi who was next to him, clutching his stomach and laughing loudly : "Wang Jin, did you dress up specially for the Chinese New Year?"

Wang Jin said with a dark face and disgust: "You don't care about me, it's disgusting, Liu Xi, why don't you throw him out?"

How could Liu Xi dare to offend Liu Yu, his little ancestor, so he shook his head helplessly, got up and went back to the room to change clothes.

……

Mama Wang always got up early, so she had almost prepared breakfast at this time, leaving only the glutinous rice balls that tend to stick together after a long time, and cook them after everyone gets up.

Thinking about celebrating the New Year today, Mother Wang waited patiently for Wang Jin and the others to get up, but she didn't call her. Fortunately, Wang Jin was rarely sensible, so she didn't wake up too late.

After everyone finished washing up, breakfast was served.According to the customs of Wang Jin and his hometown, glutinous rice balls must be eaten on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, but Wang Jin is really fed up with this sweet and greasy food.It's a pity that both Mama Wang and the little bird like to eat glutinous rice balls, so the minority obeys the majority, and he can only endure it in previous years.

This year is different, Liu Yu and his wife came here for a year, and Mama Wang put all her energy into entertaining them well.Fearing that they might not be used to glutinous rice balls just like Wang Jin, they specially cooked porridge, steamed dumplings, reheated the two leftover meat dishes from yesterday, and added a new stir-fried pork and two vegetarian dishes.

"These two meat dishes were left over from last night. Chinese New Year pays attention to surplus every year, so I reheated them. Don't mind, if you don't like them, just put them aside."

Liu Yu hurriedly smiled and said: "Auntie, you're offended by saying this, why don't you like it, I like braised pork the most, and your cooking is delicious, I ate half of the plate yesterday."

Mama Wang narrowed her eyes with a smile, "That's good, that's good, eat quickly, but don't be too full, or you won't be able to eat at noon."

Liu Yu picked up a piece of braised pork and stuffed it into his mouth, and said with a smile: "That's no good, won't it be a loss if you eat less of such a delicious meal? I have a big stomach, so I can definitely eat it at noon."

Mama Wang's cooking was really delicious, and Liu Yu's belly became round after eating, and Mama Wang was so happy that she could not close her mouth from ear to ear.

With so many people, how can I let Mama Wang wash the dishes after dinner? Fan Yu took the initiative to take on the important task. Liu Yu also gave Liu Xi a look, and Liu Xi obediently went to the kitchen to help.

Mother Wang looked at Wang Jin and Liu Yu, who were sitting and playing with their mobile phones, and felt pitiful for the two big men in the kitchen.

……

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, businesses that wanted to make money were closed, and it was cold outside, and a group of people started frying gold flowers again after breakfast.

Afraid of Wang's mother nagging, Wang Jin deliberately dragged her into the water. "Mom, what are you doing there alone? We're not outsiders, we're just playing around."

In fact, in their place, playing cards is really a national entertainment. When you go to the park to see, there are card tables set up by old men and women everywhere, with tea on the side, and let the restaurant deliver meals at noon, which is comfortable. They fight all day and never go back until evening.

Not to mention Wang Jin's village, a large group of people gathered under the big tree at the entrance of the village.Only Mother Wang was reluctant to play this because she was used to being poor in her early years.

But today is the Chinese New Year after all, it is only lively when everyone sits and plays cards together, Liu Yu also persuaded her, "Auntie, let's have some fun, you see there are only a few of us here, it would be even more meaningless if you don't come."

Mama Wang didn't want to disturb everyone's interest, "Okay, I'll come too, but I won't, so don't let me lose too badly."

Wang Jin smiled meanly, "It's okay, they definitely don't have the heart to make more money from you, so you can just lose to me, anyway, I'm your own son."

Liu Yu smiled and scolded Wang Jin for being shameless.

But it turns out that Ms. Wang doesn't need anyone to release the water. Luck is more important than anything else, and Ms. Wang's luck today just happened to be against the sky.

After being cheated by Wang's mother again, Wang Jin threw down the cards and snatched money from the poker table, "Mom, treat it as my investment."

Mother Wang tugged at his ear and shouted, "Stop it, give it back to me, or your ear will be ripped out."

Wang Jin covered his ears and begged for mercy, "It hurts, it hurts, I can't do it yet."

Mother Wang took back the money and immediately smiled, "Come on, let's continue."

However, Wang Jin was very unlucky today, he grabbed handfuls of money from Fan Yu, and in the end he lost completely, 80.00% of which went into Wang's mother's trouser pocket.

After returning to the bedroom at night, Wang Jin sat on the bed, repeating over and over again: "It's a whole thousand and five, my mother is too cruel, won't her conscience ache when she treats me like this?"

Fan Yu laughed and said, "It's not that you insisted on fighting with her. If you tell you not to follow, you will still follow."

"I'm not thinking that it's impossible for her to be so lucky every time. As long as I get a few big ones, I will come back."

"You, this is a typical gambler's psychology. The more you lose, the more you lose. Fortunately, you don't play cards with others outside, otherwise you will have to go bankrupt."

Wang Jin looked at the ceiling with a look of despair, "It's useless to talk about it now, I'm already bankrupt."

Fan Yu took out a thick red envelope from his pocket and handed it to Wang Jin, "No, don't be angry, those will be used as filial money for auntie."

Wang Jin snatched it over, opened it, counted it, and whistled excitedly, "Okay, Fan Yu, it's six thousand and sixty-six, I won't refuse it, and it will be the child support for your son."

Fan Yu raised his eyebrows, "Are you sure that's all you need for child support?"

"Of course it's not enough. If you think about how expensive it is to raise a child now, go to kindergarten with milk powder, diapers, clothes and toys, and buy a house when you grow up, let alone 66, [-] is not enough. But this is only part of it," Wang Jinxi said. Smiling, "Otherwise, how could I have the nerve to accept your money? If you don't accept it, I feel itchy."

"Okay, I will take care of the children from now on, and I will take care of you too, so all your money will be saved."

"You're welcome, you just need to raise your child, you don't need to raise me."

Fan Yu smiled and didn't speak.

……

The next day was the second day of junior high school, and they had to leave their natal family, but there was no one in Ms. Wang’s natal family for a long time, and no one else had a wife. There was no natal family to leave, so a group of people played cards at home for another day.

Wang Jin felt distressed when he lost on the first day, but he became more frustrated and courageous the next day, pulling Mama Wang not to leave the table, ordering the little bird when drinking tea and drinking water, and eating hot pot.

It's a pity that Wang Jin's luck was still bad that day, and he lost another five or six hundred.Ms. Wang was still the big winner, and she comforted him by saying that there is a saying in her hometown that in general, when the card luck is not good, the career luck is good.Wang Jin had no choice but to comfort himself, hoping that was the case.

In the third year of junior high school, it was time to visit relatives and friends. Liu Yu went to visit colleagues, Liu Xi went home to pay New Year greetings to relatives and friends, and Wang Jin took his family to Fatty Li's house.

Fatty Li went back to his hometown for the New Year with his girlfriend, the tall and thin one from the last blind date.

Fatty Li's house is actually his brother-in-law's house, and it is in the same village as Wang Jin's house, and the two families are not far away.

Now the village is a lot richer, and most of them have built small houses with two or three floors. Only Fatty Li's house is still the brick house built when his sister and brother-in-law got married 20 years ago.

The house is already a little dilapidated, and the red brick wall is a little crooked.Not to mention that there are no houses in the city, all the houses in the country look like this, no wonder anyone who is better is unwilling to marry his daughter to Fatty Li.

"Auntie, brother Jin, you are here, come in and sit down." Fatty Li's family has a little dog, only half a year old, because the children in the family are rare and often feed it secretly, so it grows fat Fat and strong.This dog is a good doorkeeper, Wang Jin and the others started barking as soon as they got to the door, and the people inside knew that someone was coming.

Fan Yu and the little bird came from behind, the little bird struggled to carry a box of milk with both hands, and said with a smile: "Uncle Li, we are here to give you New Year greetings."

"Oh, thank you, little bird, you are so good." Fatty Li is very rare for this cute little guy who looks like Yuxue. He took what the little bird was holding, and smiled until his eyes were narrowed. .

Fan Yu was standing behind the little bird, holding two big boxes in his hands, his aura was beyond words.Fearing that Fatty Li would be embarrassed if he didn't know what to call him, Wang Jin hurriedly introduced: "By the way, this is Fan Yu, my buddy, who is staying at our house for the Chinese New Year this year, so he brought it with him brazenly."

Logically speaking, in this situation, Fan Yu should not be brought here, but Fan Yu doesn't have any relatives or friends here, and some colleagues can't afford him to pay New Year's greetings in person. As for his mother's place, Fan Yu only plans to go there one day with a gift. Just turn around.

The little bird thought it was very pitiful for Uncle Fan to stay at home alone, so he forced him to come.Mama Wang and Wang Jin couldn't refuse either.

Fatty Li heard the words and looked at Fan Yu behind the little bird. Although it has been six years, Fan Yu's outstanding appearance is still not easy to forget. Besides, Wang Jin had a fight with him some time ago How could Fatty Li not know about the uproar.

Fatty Li recognized who it was all at once, and then his face changed suddenly. He looked at Wang Jin next to him. Did the two really get together again?Does this mean that Wang Mama also agrees?

Fan Yu knew that he recognized him, and greeted him generously, "Long time no see, sorry to bother you."

Fatty Li stabilized his mind and forced a smile, "What are you bothering me about? I'm glad you can come." He said and took the things from Fan Yu's hand, "Let's go, everyone go inside and sit down."

Seeing a stranger enter the door, the little dirt dog jumped up and barked, the iron chain on its body was pulled with a "cracking" sound.

Fatty Li was afraid of scaring people, so he quickly reprimanded it, "Stop barking, get down."

The little dog was very obedient, and immediately lay obediently on the ground, resting his chin with his paws, and wagging his little tail behind him.

The little bird is rare, with bright lights shining in its two big eyes, "Uncle Li, can I pet it?"

This puppy is quite obedient, but Fatty Li is still afraid that it will bite the little bird, so he said: "It's fierce, I'll ask your sister Huihui to come out and catch it for you later, can you touch it again?"

"Okay, I'll go find Sister Huihui." This Sister Huihui is Fatty Li's youngest niece. She is currently in junior high school with average grades, but she is quite obedient and hardworking.

Fatty Li's house is very lively now. There are two elderly people, four children, Fatty Li and his girlfriend, a total of six people, all gathered together to eat melon seeds and watch TV.

Fatty Li yelled happily as soon as he entered the door, "Who do you see coming?"

The two old people hurriedly got up and asked the children to pour tea, fruit and candy, with smiles on their faces, "Come in and sit down, and said that Xiaohui will bring the children to your house for New Year's greetings tomorrow. I'm so sorry, it's okay He said we should go first, but let you come first."

Although the rules are not so strict now, most people still abide by an unspoken rule, the younger generation pays New Year greetings to the elders first, and those with lower social status pay New Year greetings to the higher status first.In previous years, Fatty Li took his family to pay New Year's greetings to Wang Jin and the others to show respect. This year, Fatty Li's girlfriend came, so it was a day late.

Ms. Wang hurriedly laughed and said, "Why are you talking about the relationship between our two families? If you are old, we should come to pay New Year's greetings first. In previous years, we were preempted by you, and we are not allowed to preempt this year." ?”

Fatty Li's brother-in-law's mother—Grandma Peng held Mama Wang's hand and smiled, "Haha, I've convinced you. You could say it when you were young, and you can still say it now."

Fatty Li introduced his girlfriend to Wang Jin and the others, "This is my girlfriend, Xiao Zhou." Then he introduced Fan Yu to their family.

Wang Jin winked and smiled and said, "Hey, are you back to see your parents? When are you going to get married?"

Xiao Zhou blushed and smiled with his head down.Fatty Li stopped her waist and said, "I just met my parents. I plan to get engaged after the Chinese New Year and get married in October."

"What's the point of getting married? Just after the New Year's Eve and the end of the year?" They don't have strict requirements for getting married. They can get married first, and there is no problem with getting married directly.

"I'm going to wait for my boss to finish the college entrance examination before we get married. I'm not afraid that she will run away after I get engaged."

Fatty Li's family has many children, and the situation is really complicated. Wang Jin said no more, "It's fine, anyway, I'm just waiting for the wedding wine."

The little bird couldn't sit still, so he took Huihui to the yard to pet the puppy.The dog looks fierce, but it has never bitten anyone, and it is even more docile in front of its owner, allowing the little bird to scratch here and there, and the little bird touched his stomach, and he spread his legs out in cooperation belly.

The little bird was so rare that he took out a bone from the house and fed it to him, then stuffed some melon seeds in his pocket for himself to eat.

Unexpectedly, this little dog didn't like to gnaw bones. He stretched his neck to take out melon seeds from the little bird's pocket, knocked one at a time, was very happy to eat, and even spit out the melon seeds.

The little bird covered its pocket and pointed its finger at the puppy's head, and said in distaste: "You don't like to chew on bones, are you still a dog?"

The dog barked twice, as if to refute, does the dog have to like to chew bones?I don’t have any meat, so what’s wrong with eating melon seeds?

One person and one dog still had a lot of fun, and when the adults called to eat, the little bird reluctantly entered the house.

On the way back, Little Bird told Wang Jin that he wanted to raise a dog.Wang Jin's answer was very straightforward, "If you are willing to follow its ass to pick up shit every day, then you can raise it."

Unlike the countryside in the city, puppies have a place to settle themselves, so the only thing a dog owner must do is to pick up dog poop.The little bird closed its mouth as soon as it heard it.

……

This year is still very happy. Everyone visits relatives and friends every day to eat, drink, and play cards when they have nothing to do. Enjoy the joy of this festival to the fullest.

Just when Wang Jin and the others thought that this year would pass smoothly, an unexpected visitor came to the door.

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