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"Little bird, are you sure you played the video correctly?" Fan Yu watched the group of people swinging two green onions around in the video, the corners of his eyes twitching wildly.

The little bird opened WeChat to confirm, "That's right, this is this part. The teacher said that she was looking for simple and easy-to-learn dances. Besides this, there are also seaweed dance and horse-riding dance."

Fan Yu blurted out: "Didn't you say there will be only one show?"

The little bird nodded, "Yes, dance skewers."

Fan Yu smiled awkwardly, "Little bird, I think this kind of dance is too vulgar and not suitable for performing in your kindergarten, or I'd better talk to your teacher about it and change to a more normal program. "

The little bird was a little embarrassed, "Will the teacher agree? Besides, what program do you want to change? Do you want to sing?"

"I can't sing." Fan Yu is tone deaf.

"Speaking of skits?"

"I can't act, and I can't be funny."

"Then what about magic?" The little bird stared at Fan Yu with straight eyes, meaning that if you say you can't do it, I'm not going to do it.

Fan Yu's eyes wandered, and he forced a smile, "I don't seem to know this either."

The little bird sighed, "Then what do you know?"

As soon as his son recognized him, he was ashamed. Fan Yu was full of sadness, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Why don't you dance. Is there any normal dance?"

The little bird thought for a while, "Yes, street dance, ballet, Latin dance, yes, and tango, you can choose whatever you want."

Hip-hop?Is it the kind of dance that a group of sophomores dance on the street, where they roll over and stand on their hands until their pants almost fall off?Fan Yu refused.

Ballet, it seems to be the one pointing toes and circling, let’s not talk about anything else, just talk about the male dancer’s trousers that are so tight that a certain part is abnormally protruding, Fan Yu thinks it’s better to forget it, so as not to lose his own money Wearing those pants destroys social harmony.

The Latin dance seems to be the one where two people are holding hands and pulling back and forth. It looks quite difficult, and Fan Yu feels that he can't learn it.

Last tango, um, what dance?Can't remember, but I heard it's not a good dance.

Seeing that Fan Yu didn't speak, the little bird became anxious: "Uncle Fan, have you made up your mind? There is still a week to go before the show."

Considering the time factor, the New Year's Day party of Little Bird Kindergarten was scheduled for the first Friday after New Year's Day. Now there is only a little more than a week before the performance of the party, and the time is still very tight.

Fan Yu thought about it, looked at the anxious look of the little bird, and finally gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "Forget it, since the time is so tight, I won't make trouble, just do as your teacher said."

The little bird rushed over and hugged him and cheered, "Uncle Fan, you are the best, you are so handsome, as long as your dance is not particularly bad, you can definitely crush other fathers."

Fan Yu's closeness to his son was very helpful, he hugged him and rubbed him hard, and teased: "For the sake of being so good to me, can you consider changing your name?"

Hearing the words, the little bird rolled his eyes and thought for a while and said, "Well...if you behave well then, I can think about it."

Fan Yu was actually just testing it out as a joke, and didn't expect that the little bird would really agree to him. Naturally, he was very happy, "You said it, I will definitely show you a good face."

The little bird nodded solemnly, "It's hard to chase after a gentleman's words."

Fan Yu smiled and hooked his fingers, "Then let's pull the hook and make our fingerprints."

The little bird pouted and said in disgust, "You are so naive." But she quietly stretched out her finger.Forget it, since you are also my father, let me be more lenient with you.

……

Fan Yu still knew Wang Jin very well.Wang Jin's temper has always come and gone quickly, he locked himself in the room and played games for a while and his mood improved.

It's a pity that because Wang Jin still hasn't made any progress in playing games, he was kicked off the line again. In the end, he could only sit on the bed and read the news bored.

The little bird opened the door and came in and asked him, "Brother Jin, where is my green plaid pajamas?"

Wang Jin thought about it but didn't remember it, "I don't know where to put it. Don't you still have a lot of clothes in the closet in your room? Why do you have to wear that?"

The little bird felt aggrieved when he mentioned this, "You have the nerve to say that those pajamas either have ears and tails or have messy things printed on them, they can't be worn at all."

Although Wang Jin is a big man, after having a son, he has no resistance to those cute things. He especially likes to buy various animal suits for his son, most of which have long ears or tails. The way is flickering, not cute.

But the little bird gradually developed its own aesthetics when it grew up, and felt that it was embarrassing for boys to wear these clothes. Under his strong request, Wang Jin changed all the clothes the children wore outside one after another. In the end, only these cute clothes were left. pajamas.

Wang Jin was really reluctant to part with these pajamas, Little Bird had no choice but to secretly beg his grandma to help him buy a normal green plaid pajamas.

This green plaid pajamas has now become the little bird's favorite treasure. He basically wears this piece every night, unless it is really dirty and needs to be changed for washing.

Thinking of his father's evil history, the little bird looked at Wang Jin suspiciously, "You really don't know?"

"I really don't know. Isn't Fan Yu doing the laundry at home recently? I haven't touched the washing machine for a long time."

Fan Yu washes the clothes very carefully. He sends all the outerwear to the dry cleaning, and he washes the close-fitting underwear himself. He must be very clear about where the little bird's pajamas went.

Hearing this, the little bird went to ask Fan Yu, and sure enough, he immediately found out where his pajamas were, and washed them in the morning, because the weather was bad, so he didn't do it until now.

The little bird had no choice but to find a little tiger's pajamas and put it on first.

This pajamas was bought by Wang Jin with a lot of money back then, and he didn't like it very much.The fabric is high-grade, the pattern is simulated, the small ears on the hat are exquisite and cute, and the long tail flicks behind, just looking at the back is not cute.

Wang Jin stood on the door of the room and watched the little bird flicking his tail to play, showing a foolish smile, "Hahaha, I still have a better vision. Look, how cute it is."

The little bird flew over and wanted to pounce into his arms to settle accounts with him, but when it came up to him, it realized that he was pregnant, so it could only look at him with hatred and gritted its teeth and said, "Say, did you take my pajamas on purpose?" Throw it into the dirty clothes basket? It’s impossible for me to get dirty after wearing it for two or three days in the winter.”

Wang Jin didn't dare to answer directly, but just smiled.

The little bird was so angry that he wanted to tickle him, Wang Jin hurriedly hid in the house, the two of them made a fuss, Fan Yu heard the movement and was extremely anxious, "Slow down and be safe."

The little bird hurriedly stopped when he heard the words, and criticized Wang Jin, "It's all your fault, you insist on provoking me, and you don't think about your physical condition at all."

Wang Jin snorted coldly, "The doctor said to exercise moderately. I'm in good health. Don't listen to his nonsense. By the way, isn't it good if I don't go to your performance?" Whether the child is in kindergarten, junior high school, high school or university , Unless it is a last resort, parents are still very willing to cooperate with the teacher's request.

"You don't need to participate, Uncle Fan volunteered to sign up."

Wang Jin was dissatisfied, "Why is he? You haven't said you want to recognize him yet, why is he just making fun of it?"

"Don't make trouble for no reason. I think the dance moves chosen by the teacher are still quite large. The one in your belly will definitely not be able to stand it. It just so happens that Uncle Fan is willing to help, so I can make a difference, so that our teacher won't keep whispering in my ear. "

The salary of aristocratic kindergarten teachers is still good, and the requirements are naturally high. In addition to examining the children's learning and growth, the school also attaches great importance to the performance of various activities.If the little bird drags its feet, it will directly affect their teacher's wallet, and the teacher is naturally not happy.

"Okay. So what kind of dance does your school dance?"

"Dance skewers, scallion dance, seaweed dance and horse riding dance."

Wang Jin opened his mouth slightly, and his voice was a little excited, "It can't be the one I thought, right?"

"It's the one you think of. I just showed Uncle Fan the onion dance video sent by the teacher. It's so silly. I was shaking two green onions around there." The little bird muttered: " Uncle Fan's face turned green when he saw the video, and he almost didn't want to go."

"Show me the video."

The little bird handed him the video, but Wang Jin laughed and pounded on the bed when he saw half of it, "Hahaha, it's so funny, let Fan Yu dance this, your teacher is really talented."

The little bird snatched the mobile phone from Wang Jin's hand, raised his eyebrows and accused: "Enough is enough, Uncle Fan is pitiful enough, you should have been the one to dance."

Wang Jin kept laughing, "Hahaha, no, I can't take it when I think about it. Mr. Fan, who looks like a dog, is dancing with two scallions. Really, hahaha, I can't find an adjective gone."

"By the way, what date is your show on? I must bring more people to support Mr. Fan." After Wang Jin finished speaking, he really counted how many people he wanted to bring.

The little bird couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the soft pillow on the bed and hit Wang Jin on the back, "I will kill you, the big villain, for Uncle Fan."

……

In the headquarters building of Tianyushen City, a young girl begged and begged Secretary Lin with a document, and she was very anxious.

"Secretary Lin, please help me, this document is really urgent."

Secretary Lin wondered: "It's not that I don't want to help you. I secretly told you that the doors of Mr. Fan's office are all locked. How dare you go in and disturb me?"

"Then how long will it take for him to open the door?"

"It's not long since it was locked, it should take an hour or two."

The girl was so anxious that her forehead was sweating, "One or two hours? When he came out, all the customers had left, and we called him and he didn't answer the phone. With such a big order, if the customer really left, we would definitely be finished. ah."

Seeing this, Secretary Lin could only grit his teeth, "Okay, let me try."

The girl was so moved, "Thank you so much."

Secretary Lin turned around and knocked on the door, but no one answered; she tried harder to knock, but still no one answered; finally, she slapped it several times cruelly, and her palms quickly turned red.

Finally, Fan Yu, who was covered in sweat, opened the door with a dark face, "What's the matter?"

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