The scumbag is pregnant with the overlord's cub

The little bird expressed doubts about Wang Jin's battle goal, "Brother Jin, Uncle Fan is so powerful, are you sure you can get it done before the Chinese New Year?"

Wang Jin gritted his teeth and said, "It must be done before the Chinese New Year. It is already the beginning of December, and there are still two months before the Chinese New Year. And your brother is now more than three months old. If it can't be done before the Chinese New Year, my stomach will be full." I can't hide it anymore."

The little bird nodded, this task is a bit difficult. "Then what is our fighting method? We can't force Uncle Fan to leave with a knife."

Wang Jin would have done it long ago if he had used a knife, but he was a man and knew how to deal with men, so he proposed a more practical battle plan.

"Disgusting, disgusting and disgusting, remember, we have only one fighting secret, and that is to make Fan Yu disgust us, so disgusting that he can't stand it and leave automatically."

The little bird disliked it very much, "Hey, such a wretched method, I don't think I can learn it."

Wang Jin said seriously: "No, you can do it, I believe in you. You have to remember, if you don't succeed in this battle, you will be benevolent."

The little bird reluctantly said: "Okay, then you have to do a demonstration first."

Wang Jin agreed, "No problem."

Where to start?Wang Jin thought hard and finally thought of a perfect entry point.

Young people are already full of anger, and Fan Yu belongs to the most prosperous group. He doesn't want to go to bed every night without getting some benefits. At night, Wang Jin ignored him, but he didn't expect to see a surprise when he opened the bedroom door tonight.

Wang Jin was leaning on the head of the bed with his legs crossed to play games. He was wearing a thin nightgown with loose straps, revealing a large piece of honey-colored skin on his chest.

Fan Yu's eyes darkened, he leaned over and kissed the corner of Prince Jin's mouth, and said in a low voice: "Brother Jin, don't play games so late, let's go to bed early."

Wang Jin pushed his head away and said with disgust: "It's still early, what are you doing here? Stay away from me, don't disturb me playing games."

Fan Yu looked at the screen of Wang Jin's mobile phone, and said dissatisfiedly: "I haven't played enough games every day. It's not good to stay up late. It's so late now, let's rest as soon as possible."

Wang Jin raised his head and looked at him with a half-smile: "Are you sure you'll let me rest? I'm staying up all night anyway, so I'd rather play games to have fun."

Fan Yu was furious at Wang Jin's small eyes, and as soon as he lowered his head, he lightly bit his lips and couldn't stop sucking. "I'll let you rest when you're done."

Frightened by the posture of the hungry wolf, Wang Jin struggled and said, "Can you restrain yourself?"

Fan Yu took off the mobile phone from his hand, then took his hand and put it around his waist. "I can't restrain myself, what if one day I restrain your desires and dissatisfaction?"

Wang Jin pinched his waist and said angrily, "Rogue."

Fan Yu hissed in pain, thinking that if Wang Jin was easily let go tonight, the pain would be in vain, so he quickened his movements.

When Fan Yu's hand kept slipping and Wang Jin's bathrobe was shaking, and everything was about to get out of control, Wang Jin suddenly wailed, "I can't do it, my stomach hurts."

Fan Yu quickly let go of him, "What's the matter? Is it hurting a lot?"

Wang Jin frowned and ran to the toilet, "No, I have diarrhea."

Fan Yu didn't know what expression to make, "Did you take the medicine I bought for you?" He remembered that Wang Jin complained about constipation in the morning, so he went to the pharmacy to buy the medicine himself after get off work, and the doctor said that the medicine was very good. Guaranteed to work quickly.

Wang Jin yelled in the toilet: "Still talking, it's all your fault. If it weren't for your broken medicine, would I have diarrhea like this?"

Fan Yu suddenly thought, indeed, isn’t laxative the cure for constipation?I dug this hole myself.

It took about ten minutes before Wang Jin crawled out of the toilet with sore legs and feet, fanning his nose with one hand, as if to disperse the smell, and asked deliberately: "Fan Yu, smell it, is it still Stinks?"

Unexpectedly, Fan Yu actually leaned over and smelled it, "No wow, I didn't smell anything, it's because you are too sensitive."

Wang Jin didn't expect Fan Yu's concentration to be so strong, so he had to add more fire, "How could it be tasteless? My chrysanthemum hurts now."

No matter how beastly Fan Yu is, he can't do anything like this, but he was really angry when he was hooked today, so he hurriedly said, "Would you like to wash it? I'll wash it for you." After washing it, it's time to put it in the pot.

Wang Jin was dumbfounded, he was convinced. "Ouch, here we go again. I'll go to the bathroom again." One time can't kill you, ten times and eight times the head office, right?

In this way, Wang Jin ran back and forth two or three times throughout the night, squatting on the toilet until his legs and feet were paralyzed, and he was so sleepy that he wanted to die. Fortunately, all these sacrifices still paid off.

The next morning, while eating, the little bird asked Fan Yu strangely, "Uncle Fan, why are you in such a bad mood today? The dark circles under your eyes are so heavy. Did you take a cold shower last night?"

The little bird saw Fan Yu taking a shower when he got up to go to the bathroom yesterday. At that time, he was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, so Fan Yu opened the door and let him in. After he went in, he found that Fan Yu took a cold shower.It's really weird, it's winter, and I still take a bath in cold water, so I'm not afraid of catching a cold.

Fan Yu said with some embarrassment, "No, it's because I didn't sleep well last night."

"Why didn't you sleep well?"

Wang Jin answered first: "Who told him to sleep in my room? I had diarrhea all day yesterday, so naturally he didn't sleep well."

The little bird said disgustedly: "Dad, you are eating, how can you say such disgusting things?"

Fan Yu thought with a cold face and no expression: Hmph, disgusting, Wang Jin did all the more disgusting things last night.Fortunately, this is true love, otherwise Fan Yu would not know how to overcome this psychological difficulty in the future.

Seeing Fan Yu's face in the morning, Wang Jin thought that he had won the first battle, but he didn't expect that Fan Yu personally pressed him to take a shower and threw him on the bed that night.

Wang Jin was concerned about the child in his womb, so he didn't dare to resist too fiercely, so he could only let him do whatever he wanted.

That night until four o'clock in the morning, when Wang Jin couldn't open his eyes but was dragged to exercise, Wang Jin vowed that he would never dare to challenge Fan Yu in this respect again.God knows what kind of hard work he put in to beg Fan Yu to be lighter for the sake of the child in his belly, just thinking about it makes him feel sorry for himself.

The defeat in the first round left a deep psychological shadow on Wang Jin, but he must not give up so easily, so he decided to start with the little bird.Son, Dad is sorry for you, but this is all temporary, the temporary grievance is for our lifetime happiness.

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