The scumbag is pregnant with the overlord's cub

I don't know if Shao Likang has figured it out, anyway, Wang Jin couldn't help but sneezed suddenly while driving, and muttered, "Is Miss Shao thinking about me?"

Liu Yu, who was on the co-pilot, sneered and said, "Don't dream, and don't look at your age, how dare you eat that tender grass?"

Wang Jin quit, "You think I'm old and you're still a pimp?"

"Fuck, where did I pimp? I just want you to take a look, and then realize the gap between you and other young people, so that you don't mess around when you are quite old."

"What's the matter with getting older? Mature men are attractive. Brother Jin has eaten too much tender grass, and now you still have tender grass crying and begging to follow me."

Liu Yu said disdainfully: "Tell me, I want to know which tender grass is so short-sighted, I'm afraid it's a dead tree leaf that has been painted green to pretend it is tender."

Wang Jin said awkwardly, "Brother, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it."

The grass is really tender, but Wang Jin dare not say it.He had no choice but to avoid Liu Yu's golden eyes and look out of the window.

Suddenly, Wang Jin's eyes lit up, "Let's go, I see there is a lottery ticket seller, go try it. I have a hunch that I must be very lucky today."

"Who gave you the confidence? It's so late, hurry up and go home and sleep." Liu Xi had a bad face when he went out today, and it's already ten o'clock in the evening. If he doesn't go back, he still doesn't know what the madman is doing.

Wang Jin patted his stomach and said proudly: "The confidence that Guanyin gave me. Think about it, have you ever seen a man give birth to a child? Haven't you? Look at me, not only did I give birth to one, but now I'm pregnant again. Well, judging by the odds, I must be very lucky now."

Liu Yu ruthlessly attacked: "Fulfill your spring and autumn dream, you have to pay IQ tax to buy a lottery ticket, it's serious to go home and sleep quickly, don't you feel sleepy as a pregnant woman?"

Wang Jin stopped the car, looked at Liu Yu and said with a smile: "Why are you in such a hurry to go back? Afraid that Liu Xi will settle accounts with you? You bastard!"

Liu Yu sneered and said, "I'm afraid of him? Just let him kneel."

Wang Jin blinked his eyes and said with a smirk: "Oh - I remembered. It was about the time you were fucked so hard that you couldn't get out of bed? Is this an honor?"

Liu Yu picked up the tissue on the bridge and threw it at Wang Jin's head, saying angrily, "Shut up for me."

Wang Jin protected his head and begged for mercy, "Okay, okay, I won't say anything, the son of a bitch is afraid of him, if he doesn't go back, he won't go back, let's go buy a lottery ticket."

Liu Yu snorted coldly and said, "Just go, I'll see if your stinky hands don't have any underwear left today." leave.

The lottery shop is very small, but the location is good, and there are a lot of part-time workers. Many of them are not free during the day, and only come to buy lottery tickets at night, so the boss is so sleepy on the table that he hasn't closed yet.

As soon as Wang Jin entered the door, he saw the boss lying on the table. He had dyed yellow hair and looked quite young.

"Get up, don't sleep, big business is coming." Wang Jin knocked on the table.

The boss woke up suddenly, stared at his two small eyes and yawned, "Do you buy color balls or scratch balls?"

"Which one makes more money?"

"Double-color ball. But the double-color ball has just finished drawing prizes today, and now you can only buy double-color balls after the draw on Sunday night."

Wang Jin threw a stack of big bills on the table, showing dominance, "Then buy scratch-offs, and buy all the money."

The boss looked at the stack of banknotes on the table, his eyes glowed. This stack is at least tens of thousands. It’s ok, I’ve made a lot of money today, and I’m worthy of sticking to it until now.

The boss hurriedly put away the money and counted it: "Exactly 1, I'll give you some of each variety?"

Wang Jin said briskly, "Okay, hurry up."

Liu Yuyi sat aside, watching how this idiot Wang Jin would pay for his death today.Forget it, anyway, he has a lot of money, so he should be making a contribution to China's welfare.

The boss calculated carefully, and then piled several large stacks of scratch-off toys on the table. Wang Jin rubbed his hands and took a coin and started scratching, "Me, me, me!"

Liu Yu leaned over to take a look at the picture he scraped out, and then said mockingly: "Fuck me, I'll just say that your stinky hands are not good."

Wang Jin glared at Liu Yu, and then said shamelessly to his stomach: "My child, your father bought lottery tickets because he believed in your luck. Don't embarrass your father just because you are in your stomach."

Liu Yu was speechless, "Your own bad luck has nothing to do with others."

While scratching another card, Wang Jin said, "I'm borrowing luck from my son. Just think about how lucky he is to be reincarnated into our family."

Wang Jin felt that there must be a son in his stomach, after all, it should be unrealistic for two men to give birth to a daughter.

Liu Yu said disdainfully: "Don't put it on your face..."

As a result, before Liu Yu could finish speaking, Wang Jin exclaimed, "I hit the hit, boss, take a look, is it 100 yuan?"

The boss went over to take a look, and he won 100 yuan. "Brother, true spirit, your son is amazing!" This is too wicked.

Wang Jin smiled triumphantly and said, "That is, my son."

Liu Yu didn't expect that Wang Jin really got hit, but it was just one time, maybe it just happened to happen, anyway, this kind of thing must be a loss in the end.

Unexpectedly, the reality slapped him in the face. Wang Jin only scratched off half of the bonus to reach 3 yuan.

Liu Yu was really convinced, "Wang Jin, your shit luck is really good today."

Wang Jin narrowed his eyes with a smile, "Haha, that's right, my son bless you, let me tell you, I have a hunch that I'm going to win the first prize today."

The boss immediately said: "The first prize is a total of 100 million. I think you are lucky today." Heh, 100 million is really so good, let him buy another tens of thousands of dollars after he scrapes it off. , this month's income is ready.

Wang Jin said with a smile: "Thank you for your auspicious words, I won't give up if I don't win the first prize today."

Liu Yu still didn't believe it, "Just accept it when you see it."

Wang Jin snorted coldly, "You just envy and hate, I'll show you today."

After scraping for a long time, my luck was not as good as before, and the winning rate was just over 30.00%.

Until the last card was left, Wang Jin also gave up. He randomly scratched a few lines in the scratch area, then suddenly opened his eyes wide, scraped all the places clean, and laughed loudly: "My child, you really It's a treasure!"

Liu Yu and the boss looked at his hand at the same time, and then looked at each other.

Wang Jin really won, 100 million!The boss has been selling lottery tickets for several years, but he has never seen so many wins in Shuangseqiu!

The boss exclaimed: "I'm going, it's really amazing!"

Liu Yu was also dumbfounded, Wang Jin's luck today is really against the sky.

If ordinary people won such a big prize, they would probably be crazy about laughing, but Wang Jin has seen the big world, and he didn't lose control. He was happy for a while and asked, "Boss, where should I redeem this prize?"

The boss said blankly: "Provincial Sports Lottery Management Center."

Wang Jin put away the winning cards on the table, smiled and said: "Okay, thank you then, we will leave first."

Liu Yu grabbed Wang Jin who was about to go out, "Wait a minute, I want to buy it too." Then he also took out a stack of cash from his wallet and threw it on the table.

That pile of cash is no less than Wang Jin's, this is his habit of learning from Wang Jin, and he always has a lot of Mao Zedong on his body, of course there is only one purpose-to pretend.

The boss looked at the stack of cash on the table, he was already numb, well, it seems that both of them are rich people today.

Wang Jin pointed at Liu Yu and laughed loudly: "Haha, what did you learn from me, kid? You don't have a son to protect you, so be careful to lose all your underwear."

Liu Yu pulled Wang Jin and turned his back to the boss, then stretched out his hand to touch Wang Jin's belly, and said softly, "Godson, I'm your father too, you have to protect me."

Wang Jin pointed at Liu Yu and laughed, "You think you can get lucky by doing this? Let's make your spring and autumn dream come true."

In the end, the little boy in his belly gave him enough face as a godfather. Although he was not as lucky as Wang Jin, Liu Yu also earned fifty to sixty thousand that night.

It was already past one o'clock in the morning when the two walked out of the lottery shop in a daze. When Liu Yu was still immersed in the unscientific luck of having a son, he saw the expressionless Liu Xi.

The author has something to say: Little Bird: Hey, brother, why are you so stupid!

Wang Jin: Fools are blessed with fools.

Er Bao: Baby... baby... not stupid!

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