The enemy can't be my online wife

Xia Ran settled the person and went back to his bed to lie down. After playing the game, he went to Weibo to ask the audience for leave, and then opened his social software - it was full of red dots.

He clicked on one by one, the content was basically the same, they were all asking him what happened, and he felt almost collapsed after answering each one.

After Yi Zihang found out, he expressed his gracious concern and told Mama You about the matter. Then Mama You called You Mama and cried and scolded him for 15 minutes. Cursed for 5 minutes.

Game: Can you still be a good brother? You actually sued! !

Zihang: You asked for it yourself, don't let auntie worry about it

Game: All right, I dare not go home

Game: Ask you something, if someone kisses you, why do you think it is

Zihang: Why are you asking this, what do you know?

game:?what do you know

Zihang: ...it's nothing, usually kissing you is because you like you

Game: What if that person has a bad relationship with you?

Zihang: To scare you?

Game: What if it was a secret kiss without letting you know?

Zihang: Secretly kissing you how do you know

Game: Just answer the question, why ask so many questions?

Zihang: You are still such an uncle to ask someone for advice.

Zihang: Maybe he has a crush on you

Seeing the words "like" and "secret love", the game's eyes unconsciously drifted towards Xia Ran's direction, then shook his head to get these four words out of his mind, and sent another message: If the other party Is it a man?

Zihang: What do you mean by game?

Zihang: So what if it's a man?

Game: But I'm a man too

Zihang: So?You don't want to tell me you discriminate against gays, do you?

Game: I didn't mean that, what happened to you all of a sudden

Zihang: Don’t you know?

The game was baffled by Yi Zihang's angry words, he really didn't know.I sent a few messages, but I didn't reply. I called again and got hung up.

He was really wronged.

You You felt that he should apologize, but he didn't know where he was wrong, so he pinched the quilt on the bed for a long time and still didn't realize why.

Because he is a patient, other people don't let him get out of bed, just say what he wants, as long as he shows that he wants to get out of bed, he will be stopped immediately, and he lives like an emperor who is not far from death.

After the careful care of his roommates, the game was almost ready at night. In the evening, he wanted to eat the pan-fried buns they used to eat, but there was no delivery at this time. He was wrapped in a quilt and watched pitifully on the bed. After meeting Wen Xiu and Shao Sizhe for a while, the two finally surrendered and went out to buy.

As soon as the two left the dormitory, the game got out of the quilt, sat in front of the computer, and turned it on.

"Do you know how to dismiss them?"

Xia Ran startled the game, he curled his lips and said, "Today is Saturday, the day you go home."

"I can sleep wherever I like." Xia Ran said as he got off the bed, went to Yu You and raised his hand to check the temperature of his forehead, "It should be fine, just to be safe, let's take another medicine later. "

like.

When You You heard these two words, his heart tightened, he reached out and slapped Xia Ran's hand away: "Don't touch me."

Xia Ran's eyes dimmed, and his voice was full of disappointment: "You hate me that much?"

The game was poked by his tone, felt a little ashamed, and pulled Xia Ran's clothes: "I didn't mean that, I meant that I was sweating all over just now, you still have to wash your hands after this."

Hearing this, Xia Ran's expression softened a lot, and he raised his hand to gently rub Yu Yu's head.

The game swept Xia Ran's hand away again, turned around and touched the mouse to log in the game.

Because others were uncomfortable, another member of the same profession in the guild helped to fight on the competitive side. After leaving the friend list, he suddenly found that he seemed to have nothing to do.

Xia Ran was sitting on the side playing with his mobile phone, thought for a while, and pressed the button to search for the character: Shrimp Noodles.

The character is online, a full-level priest, and the location is: Water Moon Capital.

The game is directly teleported to the past, this game can only display the approximate location of the character, the specific coordinates are not known without the owner's report.Thinking that being idle is also idle, Yuxi simply ran around the city looking for it.

The City of Water and Moon is a main city that looks at the water in the past, so players also directly call it "Water City". I am very familiar with this place.

However, there are many people in the main city, and it is really difficult to find a specific person in the vast crowd. He is almost blind and has not touched his tail.

"Jump from the second window from the left on the third floor of the exchange to the opposite roof, and then jump to the tree next to it and pass the fence. The scenery there is very beautiful."

Hearing this, Yu You was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Xia Ran, and found that he had been staring at him for some time, glanced away and manipulated the character to follow Xia Ran's instructions.

The place Xia Ran mentioned is a pier, the whole is made of crystal, and a very gorgeous ship is docked, there is no NPC, only a hidden task without any rewards will ask to come here, it is an easter egg of this game.

The nanny in the previous team happened to pick it up, and praised the place as beautiful, and their team even came here to take pictures. Later, the game told Ranran about it, and the two of them came here again.

Apart from some scenery parties, not many people know about this place. When the game jumped down from the tree, there were two people standing there. One was Xia Ran's game character, who had already turned into an on-hook state.

Xia Ran is also playing with orcs. Contrary to the white-haired game, it is black. The little one is very cute sitting on the cargo.

The game circled around his character a few times, looked at his pinched face, and after a few compliments, clicked on Xia Ran's profile. After looking at the equipment and winning rate, he was a little surprised.Although the number of games played is a fraction compared to him, but the winning rate is not lost to him at all, Xia Ran said that he is completely self-effacing.

"You are still a black priest?"

"Do I look like a dick?"

You You glanced at Xia Ran's gentle smile, and nodded heavily: "Like!"

He glanced at the orc who was shaking his head on the screen, then at Xia Ran, and then at the winning percentage on the panel, a desire to challenge rose from his heart, and he knocked on Xia Ran's computer Desktop: "Quick, go online, let's solo."

Xia Ran pointed to his computer: "No equipment."

"Use mine." Game pointed to his computer, "You can disassemble whichever you like, I have a spare."

So when Wen Xiu and Shao Sizhe came in with fried buns, they saw that Xia Ran, who had lived in the dormitory for four years and only used it to check information, was using it to play games!

And depending on the situation, it is still with the game!

It's the end of the world tomorrow.

The two put down the things in their hands and gathered together. From the perspective of the two screens, it can be seen at a glance that the two sides are fighting.Wen Xiu saw Xia Ran's way of pressing the keyboard and guessed that he might have been playing all the time. Looking at the game again, he frowned slightly, and his lips were slightly pursed. He was very focused. He usually only played games or encountered strong opponents in the arena. It's only when he shows this expression.

Although Wen Xiu and Shao Sizhe didn't play this game very much, they both played the game anyway, so they could still understand it.

Xia Ran's level of fighting is about the same as that of the game, both of them are in the state of blood alarm, when Xia Ran was silenced by a skill, the corner of the game's mouth slightly raised, which stabilized him.

But before he could finish laughing, his face was slapped.

Xia Ran's upper limit of blood volume increase has not disappeared, so he saved dozens of blood to save his life. At this time, the silence ended, and he also lost a blood recovery skill for himself.

Then the game freezes.

When the system announced that he was defeated in Water City, the entire guild was filled with question marks, and the game itself was also full of question marks.

As the saying goes, if you know yourself and the enemy, you will win every battle.If you want to say that the profession he is best at dealing with is definitely the black nanny. He often competes with Ranran and their captain, so he naturally has a way to deal with various situations, so he is now much more aggressive than the people in the guild.

Not only the game was shocked, but also Wen Xiu and Shao Sizhe, who stood by and watched for less than half the time, were also shocked. All three of them stared at Xia Ran with the eyes of a monster.

Xia Ran just smiled softly: "No one knows your equipment attributes and output habits better than me."

"I'll fuck you?" Yu You's shocked tongue was a little knotted, "You won't stare at me all day just to win me, right??"

"I'm not as boring as you." Xia Ran got up and rubbed Yu Yu's head, then went to Shao Sizhe's table and brought back a bag of fried buns, "It's just a coincidence."

Game: "..." I believed in your evil.

[Guild] Still Lonely Feng: He actually won the Young Master?Which big guy's trumpet is this? ?

[Guild] Sunshine in Late Autumn: Master, did you hit him with your feet? ?

[Guild] So cute: Hello? ?Master? ?what happened to you? ?You are our team, you want to hold up the facade? ?

[Guild] Between Clouds and Water: It’s a name I’ve never heard of

[Guild]のOの:...

[Guild]のOの: I beg you to shut up! ! !

The title "Young Master" was a long time ago when someone in the guild guessed the family background of the game because of the debris in a photo, and then took the lead in shouting. Later, he thought it was too old and stopped him, and the title changed. He only moves out when Cheng teases him.

And now the game is just biting the bun and looking at Xia Ran with resentment on his face, this matter can be included in the top ten of the most embarrassing events this year, no, maybe it can be in the top three.

Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger is Xia Ran.

No, it's not pretending, Xia Ran is a pig.

snort!

Youyou stuffed the buns depressed and touched again, clicked on the friends list, and he was relieved to see the word Xia Yuyanran in gray.

I hope no one will take screenshots and send them to the post bar!

However, his worries were simply superfluous. How could the vast and boring residents of other worlds let go of such a thing? He had just finished eating the third one, and some people in the guild said that he had posted it on the forum. Now the building has begun to be built. Also very kindly attached screenshots and links.

The game hesitated for a moment, but still moved the mouse and clicked on the link.

【Shock!A third party intervenes in the fairy couple, who is Yuban's mysterious little lover...? 】

Game: "..." I can fuck you.

The author has something to say: Set it to August 8 and send it to me to face the wall TAT