The enemy can't be my online wife

University B, male dormitory 408 in West Sixth.

At this time, a boy was sitting in front of the computer and making a phone call, his knuckle-like fingers tapped rhythmically on the table, and his slightly frowned brows were full of helplessness towards the other end of the phone.The glowing computer screen is reflected in the slightly round peach blossom eyes. On it is the main city screen of a certain game, and there are constantly scrolling bullet screens beside it.

[Where's the host? ? ]

[What is the situation that the live broadcast hangs up? ]

"Mom, didn't I tell you, if you don't go home on weekends, it's rare that you can go to the world of two with Dad when you have time, isn't it good?" You typed a few words on the keyboard to tell the audience, and then took the The mobile phone went to the balcony, and the whole person leaned on the railing and looked down at the people passing by, "It's tiring to travel half of the city every time I go back."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a few scolding voices from the other end of the phone. You immediately took the phone away, counted ten seconds silently in his heart, and when he picked it up again, the other side didn't say anything about him anymore. He softly relieved After a few words, I hung up the phone.

The game stopped by to pick up a glass of water, and when he sat back in front of the computer, the villain on the screen had already entered the leave state.

The game he is playing now is called "The Other World Continent", which is a 3D massively multiplayer online role-playing game released four years ago. Even after a few years, the popularity has not abated at all.

The game is an internal beta player of "Alien Continent". Since the server was launched, the heads they have obtained can go around the map several times and stack up to 1 kinds of tricks. They are No.[-] in their professional head list, and they are second. The kind of street.

Basically, players who play this game know that he is such a person—especially players who love outdoor PVP, at least six or seven out of ten players have been killed by him.

The game put on the headset again, held the mouse and moved it a bit, and after canceling the character's leaving state, he directly clicked the teleport button.The barrage was very fierce at this time, and he just glanced at it and ignored it.

He is a fairly well-known anchor in the raccoon live broadcast game area. He doesn't play videos but only uses microphones, but he still has a lot of fans.Most male fans like his operation, some female fans like his operation, and some like his voice.

What he sent was a map called Moonlight Coast in the game, which was very close to their guild territory, and it was also his favorite place to hang out.

[Map] Hairy Angel: I seem to see a fish plate?

[Map] Suddenly: Fish board warning!

[Map] Ghost: Fish board warning!

[Map] Yin Ruodie: Fish board warning!

The game laughed when he saw this, typed a line of words on the keyboard, pressed Enter, and then cut a target with residual blood nearby, and directly pressed the skill button.

[Map]のOの: Don’t be like this, please play with me QAQ

[System][のOの] killed [March Spring Rain] on Moonlight Coast.

Seeing the green special effect jumping out from the top of the character's head, the corner of You Yu's mouth curled up in a gentle way, and his eyes fell directly on a beastman standing on a stone.

With fluffy white ears, a big tail on the buttocks, a small blue skirt swaying with the character's movements, and the words "Xiayuyanran" on its head - this cute dog The beastman is none other than the game's binding milk and his wife.

[Map] Xia Yuyanran: Baby, don't you call me QAQ when you come out to fight in the wild

[Map]のOの: Where is it? Didn’t I leave a message for you/Love

The process of spreading dog food is very innocuous. Almost all the players who live in this area have to eat it at least once a day, and they also know very well what will happen next-this couple of dogs and men are about to start killing.

Almost at the same time as the message was sent out, the chat box in the lower left corner had already frantically flicked up kill messages, skill effects of various colors exploded on the screen like a grand firework celebration, and players with poor computer configurations had already started to swarm Got disconnected.

The orc blood bar with the "のOの" ID is like a roller coaster, empty and full again, making others tremble with fear, but the owner doesn't seem to notice, what to do or what to do.The count of kills began to jump on the screen, changing from one digit to two digits, and the number at the beginning was also slowly increasing, and the bullet chatting was like crazy.

[The promised orcs are all cute! !Why is Zai Zai so handsome! ! !Handsome and cute! ! ! ]

[Ah, ah, fish board, I love you! ! ! ]

[I just saw the fish board drawn by Mrs. Hao yesterday! !Really handsome ah ah]

[Is the operation of WC real? ? GCD seems to be fake! ! ! ]

[Fish board, did you see what I said! ! ! ]

The game lost its skill and retreated into the crowd, and then took the time to look at the barrage, but he didn't see it clearly because he swiped too fast, and asked, "What did that person just say?"

[He said he wants to fuck you]

[she said she loves you]

[cute, think of the sun]

[he said he loves you]

[I said I love you ah ah ah! ! ]

The game selectively ignored part of the speech: "Is it a young lady? If yes, I love you too. If it is a little brother, then... let's live and love."

Looking at the confession of Danmaku Yishui, he smiled and shook his head, glanced at the skill cooldown and returned to the battlefield.When the roommate returned to the dormitory, "Consecutive Killing x66" just popped up on the screen, and the game stopped at this time, and said warmly: "Today's head has been finished, see you at night if you are destined, if you don't, then... tomorrow!"

After he finished speaking, he manipulated the game character to return to the safe zone, and moved the mouse to the lower right corner.

Exit, OK.

After closing the live broadcast room, the game put down the earphones, and got up to pick up the lunch box handed over by the roommate: "Thank you."

Wen Xiu watched the game with a lunch box in his hand, and was still fiddling with his mobile phone, he couldn't help laughing: "Your Internet addiction is like this, does your mother know?"

"What do you know, of course I have to tell my wife when I'm offline." You You casually glanced at Wenxiu, held up his phone and snapped a photo of his dinner, and pressed send before turning off the phone. Changed to chopsticks.

Seeing Wen Xiu put a lunch box on the table next to him, Yu Yu's originally gentle expression suddenly turned dark, his face was drawn long, and his voice was full of dissatisfaction: "Is he coming back to eat too?"

"Yeah, it's a shame." Wen Xiu put the lunch box away, staring at You You's resentful eyes a little faintly, "Don't make noise again when he comes back later."

"What, who wants to quarrel with him? It's obvious that he's always here to recruit me! That idiot!" Yu You snorted, turned his back to the door and picked up food, his murderous look frightened Wen Xiu back for two seconds. step.

As soon as the game's first bite of rice was chewed and swallowed, the door opened, and "that idiot" Xia Ran walked in, holding a plastic bag in his hand.

You immediately turned back to look at him, and when Xia Ran met his piercing eyes, Xia Ran just turned his gaze away, went back to his seat, and put the bag on the table: "The milk tea is gone, I just took it." Herbal tea."

After saying that, the game sitting next to him became even more resentful: "You know that the milk tea is what I want, so you can't change it to something else if you don't have it?"

"Really, I don't know." Xia Ran took the lunch box Wen Xiu handed over, took a few mouthfuls of rice and continued, "Isn't herbal tea just right? It will calm your anger so you don't have to eat explosives all day long." Same."

"Then I'll blow you up first!"

Seeing that something was wrong, Wen Xiu quickly came out to smooth things over: "Forget it, just give the game my Coke. I'll drink herbal tea."

"No need!" You You rubbed Xia Ran hard in his heart, "I also drink herbal tea."

Not only drinking, but drinking happily, he doesn't want Xia Ran to succeed at all!

Wen Xiu watched the game with resentment on his face, and felt that he was really suffering, but he couldn't express it.

Although the relationship between You You and Xia Ran's freshman report meeting was not good, it was by no means bad. It was just a normal roommate relationship. At that time, Wen Xiu still felt that the four of them would become brothers after getting along for a while.

I don't know which link went wrong, the two people have become a bit at odds since a certain point, from the alienation at the beginning to the later bickering, and sometimes they even quarreled when they got angry-although most of them It's still the beginning of the game, at best Xia Ran likes to provoke him.

Just like it is now.

This person tastes like a child, especially when it comes to the choice of drinks, he likes sweet ones, almost everyone in their dormitory knows this, including Xia Ran.Even so, Xia Ran kindly chose the herbal tea he didn't like, and if he said it wasn't intentional, he didn't know who would believe it.

And the other person in their dormitory didn't come back at night because of something. Before leaving, he specially told Wen Xiu to take good care of these two ancestors, and don't wait to go to the hospital together tomorrow to send them flower baskets.

Wen Xiu still has reservations about whether You and Xia Ran will fight. After all, the two have been arguing for so long and have never really fought, and neither of them seems to be the kind of person who can fight.

However, he didn't know that the game of "looks like he can't do it" has beaten Xia Ran in his heart hundreds of times at this time, and when he thought of his face turning into a pig's head, he even laughed "haha" in his heart .

There was nothing in the dormitory except the sound of the three of them eating. The atmosphere was very awkward. Looking at the game's eyes that almost shot people through, Wen Xiu had no choice but to pick a topic: "Xia Ran , did you ask your girlfriend out tonight?"

Xia Ran shook his head: "No, but she is also a pretty girl."

Wen Xiu became interested as soon as he heard it. Girls who like Xia Ran can line up to the subway station from the door of their dormitory. It must be quite beautiful for him to praise him. He asked: "Who? From our school? Do we know each other?"

"It's from our department, you guys know each other." Xia Ran flicked his chopsticks in the lunch box a few times, raised his eyelids and glanced at the game, "It seems to be Xiang Qixuan, the one in the next class."

Wen Xiu was shocked when he heard this: "I'm going to tie flowers? Yes, Xia Ran."

The game was also shocked when it heard it, and said angrily: "Xia Ran! You fucking pry my corner again!"

The author has something to say: there are a few live broadcasts and games in the content, and you can read it without playing games. This is a daily article, and game content will appear randomly but may not account for much of the full text.For the game, I refer to some games I have played. It is normal to have a sense of sight. Many settings are used as needed. Anyway, I can add whatever is needed, completely serving the plot.

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