[One Piece] The long way home

As we approached Whiskey Hill, we couldn't help but start preparing for disembarkation.

At this moment, MissWednesday and MR.9 suddenly jumped onto the railing, posing as a middle-two to the extreme broken shit, and said to us proudly: "Thank you for taking care of us during this time, our destination has arrived ,I wish you all a pleasant journey!"

Then there were two plops, and the two jumped into the sea and ran away.

Everyone: "..."

Nami frowned, holding a binoculars and said, "You run really fast."

I pulled on the railing and stretched out my head, looking at the faintly rippling sea surface, I said, "I don't understand what they are thinking if they jumped into the sea in such cold."

Nami: "...Sometimes I don't understand what you're thinking."

"Well, don't talk so much, get ready to go to the ground." I ran back to the room with a smile and picked up my backpack.

As our boat slowly entered the pier, a group of strange-looking people gathered around, jumping and cheering, and then a man with big curly hair stood opposite us with a happy face: "Welcome everyone This is the carnival place for pirates - Whiskey Hill."

"Pirates' carnival?!" Luffy repeated curiously.

"Yes, pirates are very welcome here. There are delicious food, delicious wine, and beautiful beauties...you will definitely come home with a lot of fun!" The man with curly hair kept talking excitedly, as if he was always asking We express what is good here, as if we must be kept.

"Oh oh oh oh! Little Mio! Look! There are delicious dishes~? (ˉ﹃ˉ?)" Luffy sat down on the railing, his feet dangling, wishing he could hurry to the shore eat his food.

The boat gradually approached the shore, made a bumping sound when it touched the shore, and then stopped.Sanji bit his cigarette and saw this, so he lowered the anchor slowly.

"Hmph!" Sauron dismissively said, "What kind of pirate carnival?! I've never heard of such a thing."

"Everyone has just entered the great route, so it's only natural that you don't know about it."

"Huh?! How do you know we just entered?!" Nami raised her eyebrows and raised her chest.

"Hey! Nami, hurry up!! I want to eat!" Luffy and Usopp ran to the front without knowing when, and shouted at us dissatisfied.

"Zoro! There's wine here!" Usopp grinningly stretched out his finger and pointed to one side, and took a look. Sure enough, there was a mountain-like wine jug, which was full.

Zoro held the knife with interest, and walked over there.

I turned my head, and found that the man with big curly hair was quietly relieved, and took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat from his forehead.

Nami came over and said something softly to me: "Be careful, there is something strange here."

"Understood." I replied in a low voice.

It seems that the only ones who can discover the deep water here are Zoro, Sanji, me, and Nami.

And those two idiots who had never seen the world, and were only able to farm with a hoe, obviously fell into a trap.

Zoro and Sanji probably didn't trust those people from the beginning, and they pretended to be fooled quietly because they wanted to see their purpose since it was beneficial.

Nami just wanted to see if there were any treasures in it, just to grab some by the way.

And me, what are you afraid of if there are spoilers for this golden finger【Actually, if I haven’t read the original book, I’m afraid I’ll be fooled like those two idiots-_-

That night, as the curly-haired man had said, a grand banquet was held, even larger than the celebration banquet in Nami's hometown. It really cost money.

However, I was not happy at all, because I suspected that there was something in the food in my mouth, so I had to prevent those people from seeing it and spit it out secretly.

In Nami's place, everyone was happy from the bottom of their hearts, driving everyone at the banquet, even Zoro would smile unconsciously.

And here... I raised my eyes and saw a few people discussing something quietly, whispering to each other, and they dispersed after a while, walking to different corners.

Nami blushed, then laughed and said "I'm so tired" and sat down next to me, then I found my face and feet were stepped on lightly, so I reluctantly picked up the drink on the table and took a sip Put it in your mouth, and only after you finished drinking did you realize that it was not a drink but wine.

I was choked by the strong smell of alcohol, and then I felt dizzy. For some reason, there was an inexplicable irritability in my heart, and I always wanted to vent it.

So, I held the wine glass and supported the table, and my eyes began to blur.

I know, I'm drunk.

To be honest, my drinking capacity is actually very bad, very bad, and I would go crazy every time I finish drinking. This is what my good friend A told me with a weird expression.

In fact, sometimes I can still remember, and sometimes I really can’t remember what I did when I was drunk, but it’s definitely not a good thing to think about.

"Hic!" I hiccupped involuntarily, feeling dizzy. At this moment, Luffy's voice sounded in front of me: "Little Mio, what's wrong with you?! Are you too full?!"

I squinted and looked up at him, followed by Nami and Usopp, all looking at me with concern.At this time, I no longer knew where my brain was, my body was completely controlled by alcohol, and then I made a move that I wanted to jump directly into the sea after waking up.

I smiled and wrapped one arm around Lu Fei's waist, then pressed his head on my shoulder, and then hugged Nami again, with a frivolous tone: "Little beauties ~ come and accompany me to have fun~"

Nami pushed my face away expressionlessly, and then said to Usopp, who was stunned, "Take this idiot away."

Usopp was taken aback for a moment, and then came forward and pulled my hand away while coaxing a child: "Lin Mio, you are drunk, stop making trouble, a lot of people are watching you."

"What?!" I glared at him unhappily: "I am happy, sir! You are just hiccupping, but my little brother, and I am not happy to kick you, how many hiccups will be needed by the younger brother who is smarter than you... how much. "

Usopp: "..."

Luffy pulled my hand away in annoyance and asked, "Usopp, are you Mio's subordinate?!"

"Isn't it good?!"

Nami got out from under my armpit, breathed in the fresh air quickly, and wanted to call Sanji to help, but the result: Sanji ran over and said to Usopp: "Xiao Mio said you are who you are! The lady's request cannot be refuted."

Nami: "..."

At this time, Sauron was attracted by the bustle here: "What are you doing?!"

"Suo Ma, why are you here?!" I looked up contemptuously and then pulled Lu Fei back: "For milk powder money, you can go to the housekeeper for it. I'm busy... hiccup, I'm busy."

Sanji & Nami: "Pfft!"

Sauron: "...can I cut her off?!"

The author has something to say: Yes, the heroine is set to transform into an unscrupulous and savage bossy president with a bandit aura who molests a good girl after getting drunk [what the hell.