[One Piece] The long way home

Hello everyone, I am the heroine Mio Lin who has not been online for a long time.

Dear readers, do you miss me? !I miss you very, very, very much~

So, without further ado, it’s rare for that lazy author to update, so don’t waste time, let’s get down to business now.

Last time, we mentioned that our group was forced to join some kind of cult that was both stupid and full of strong middle school atmosphere.

I was shocked when I learned that Momo used to be a man. How could he be a boy if he is so cute? ! ! !Didn't I, who used to be a woman, become weak? ! ! !I even wondered what kind of life I have lived in the past ten years to develop my manly appearance.

Now, our group is in the room that Momo prepared for us. To put it bluntly, it is just to save effort and put us together so that we can better monitor us.She hasn't trusted us yet.

"Little Mio..." Luffy huddled next to me, holding a bag of snacks, and said sullenly, "I don't want to join them, they are not good people."

I sighed and looked at the ceiling of the room, "We're not very nice people either."

"But..." Luffy stuffed a mouthful of chicken drumsticks with sauce, "I just don't want to join them, I don't like it."

"Zoro, how did you recognize that Momo is not a good person?!" Usopp asked suddenly.

"Eyes." Sauron leaned against the wall, hugging his chest, "Her eyes are enough to explain everything."

"It's really a failure. We were fooled around by that second-year-old disease." I mocked myself.

"But speaking of it, at that time, what was stained on her skirt might not be the aunt [beep——], but the juice of the moon flower, which means that she probably went to a place with moon flowers before she met me, So the question is, where is she going?!"

Nami glanced at me approvingly: "I didn't expect Mio to be so attentive. That's right, it's very likely. But I still have a question, is it really Momo's doing all of this? !"

Usopp couldn't help but said: "Isn't this nonsense?! She must have done it! She admitted it herself!"

Sanji raised his hand to signal Usopp to be quiet, and then asked, "Nami-san, what does this mean?"

"Do you think Momo can live for 53 years and still be so young?! Grandma Cora said she became a man 53 years ago." Nami touched her chin and said. "Unless that Mekali can not only reverse the gender of a person, but also keep their youth unchanged."

"That is to say..." Sauron's eyes darkened, "What is hidden behind this?"

Luffy rolled around on the bed and said loudly, "Wouldn't it be nice to beat them up together!"

"Hush." ​​I quickly pressed Luffy's head, and said in a low voice: "Okay, I understand, but the current situation is very bad for us, the hostages are still in their hands, we can only listen to them now, now , Pay attention to what you say, we are now being watched secretly."

"Oh." Luffy nodded reluctantly, then climbed out of bed neatly, put on his shoes and was about to open the door.

"Wait!" Nami, who was looking up information on the side, looked up and saw Luffy's actions, expressing that she was taken aback, and then quickly shouted: "Where are you going?"

Luffy turned his head inexplicably, and even shook the dumb hair on his head, "Shhhhh."

us:"……"

"Luffy..." Usopp, who was making medicine for Grandma Cora, couldn't help walking over and said, with a delicate face, "You're a girl now, don't say everything so directly..."

Luffy: "Why? Why can't it be a girl?! Isn't it the same for Mio?!"

Usopp: "..."

Nami and the others squinted at me, which can be translated as: "So you are a negative teaching material."

Me: "..." Blame, blame me? !

"Luffy!" I coughed, came to her, and looked directly into her big bright eyes: "Because it was different at that time than now, you are you, I am me, you can't just follow the trend, you are special ,Do you understand?"

Luffy pointed to Zoro who was struggling with his long hair with an irritable face, and Sanji who was looking in the mirror: "Is Zoro Sanji too?"

I silently glanced at them and said nothing: "..."

"But before that, Luffy..." Sanji raised his head and asked, "How do you want to shush?!"

Usopp: "Hey, why are you talking too?!"

Only then did I realize something was wrong: "That's right! Luffy is a girl now! How can a girl understand how to shush?!"

Usopp: "Enough is enough!"

"Forget it." I sighed helplessly, "Let me teach you."

Usopp: "...Hey, who will drag this guy away."

Luffy turned his head and asked Nami, our very reliable navigator, for help, "Nami, what should I do?"

"Wait," I raised my head and said seriously, "It shouldn't be Nami now, it should be Nader!

Zoro's name is Sora, and Sanji's name is Shanri.And me, you can just call me Brother Lin. "

Everyone: "..." That's enough, you can make trouble as you like.

Luffy straightened up excitedly, and replied loudly: "I see! Brother Lin!"

Nami twitched her eyes and looked at Luffy and me, then led Luffy out.

As soon as they went out, I immediately stopped laughing, turned around and said to Zoro, Usopp and Sanji with a blank expression, "Is it done?"

Sauron said disdainfully: "Those wastes will be solved at once."

"Little Mio," Sanji frowned, "Do you really want to go alone?!"

I nodded and said: "Well, if there are too many people, you will be discovered, and if Luffy finds out, he will definitely clamor to follow, and Nami will definitely not agree."

"Hey, Lin Mio." Usopp looked worried, "To be honest, can you really do it?! Isn't it better for everyone to act together?!"

"There's no time." I raised my head and said, "I'm going to rescue Shiya, and you guys can take this opportunity to hold back that perverted second-degree patient. It would be even better if you can get other rewards."

"Besides, I still have something to check..."

Usopp looked at me silently, and then said: "Hayashi Mio, definitely come back safely! We are waiting for you here."

I was startled when I heard the words, and then I smiled at them: "Ah, if there is danger, I will definitely be the first to run away, don't worry."

After I finished speaking, I glanced at Grandma Cora who was lying unconscious on another bed, then picked up the backpack on the table and jumped out of the window.

"I'm in a trough! Nima is so tall, help me quickly!!!"

[Dragon Boat Festival spoof]:

"Wait!" Nami, who was looking up information on the side, looked up and saw Luffy's actions, expressing that she was taken aback, and then quickly shouted: "Where are you going?"

Luffy looked back inexplicably, and even shook the stupid hair on his head, "Now I'm going to hand over that perverted woman with secondary disease to the country."

"Wait!" Nami, who was looking up information on the side, looked up and saw Sanji's actions, expressing that she was taken aback, and then hurriedly shouted: "Where are you going?"

Sanji held his huge breasts in his arms and said, "I'm going to hand over this pair of papaya milk to the country."

"Wait!" Nami, who was looking up information on the side, looked up and saw Sauron's actions, expressing that she was taken aback, and then hurriedly shouted: "Where are you going?"

Sauron turned back with a gloomy face and said, "Now I'm going to hand over these long hairs that get in the way to the country."

[The unscrupulous author looks back at the lovely readers: I'm going to hand myself over to the school, and I'll be back next Friday~wow~]

The author has something to say: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and it is a rare holiday, so I will fly back for another chapter.

In fact, I will face the first major choice [examination] in my life next week.When I got home, I couldn't read any books, and my mood was extremely complicated.I had to come back for another chapter to change my mood.

But I didn’t lie, I said it was summer vacation, but I didn’t say whose summer vacation it was, right~╭(￣▽￣)╮

So, I wish you all a happy Dragon Boat Festival and happy reading.ok~