[One Piece] The long way home

"What's the current situation?!"

The handsome man with orange hair crossed his arms and asked with a serious face.

"do not know!"

The girl with short black hair raised her hand and replied crisply.

"+1!"

The long-nosed brother also raised his hand.

"+n!"

I followed suit.

Everyone: "..."

"boom--"

"Simi Maxian." The three of us raised our heads from the dilapidated table and silently lowered our heads to apologize.

I covered my gushing nosebleeds, and Weng said angrily: "Because I don't know why, when I found out, I had already become like this."

Usopp said with a bruised nose and swollen eyes: "Me too, you disappeared when I woke up, and then I met Lin Mio when I came to the town to look for you."

Luffy (♀) raised his hand and said, "Me too, it's become weird, and little Mio has become weird too, and little Mio who turned into a man is much scarier than before."

"What bastard are you talking about?!" I flipped the table angrily.

Nami (♂) squeezed her chin and said, "In other words, everyone except Usopp has turned sexual?!"

Sauron (♀) flicked his soft long hair impatiently, his eyes were sharp: "It's best not to let me know who designed all this."

Sanji (♀) raised his head from the mirror, with a serious face, but two streams of nosebleeds slowly flowed from his nose: "Nami-san, what do I need to do now?!"

Nami: "...In short, you should wipe your nosebleed first."

Luffy (♀): "Nami, where's the Merry?!"

Usopp also quickly asked: "By the way, where's Melly?! Don't you guys know?!"

Nami sighed helplessly, and said, "As for Mei Li, we have already found a secret place and put it away, so man, it's just that there is some damage, and we need to find some time to repair it."

Usopp asked, "Is it really all right?!"

Nami comforted: "Well, generally speaking, it's fine."

"The luckiest of misfortunes." Sanji said flatly.

"All in all, that is to say, we just need to focus on finding a way to change back now." I said.

"That's right."

"But," Nami came to the window, looking at the empty street, "something feels wrong."

"Let's leave those things alone." I clasped my hands under my chin and said in a low voice.

"Huh?" Nami turned around suspiciously and asked, "Could it be that Mio, do you know something?!"

"It's not that I know something, but..." I said in a low voice, "I have to do this."

"We... are now in other people's territory, not to mention that we are probably powerless with our appearance.

"As long as it doesn't hinder us, just turn a blind eye and let it pass."

"That's right." Nami continued to sigh.

"It's really aggrieved." Sauron's tone was a little cold.

"Well, don't talk so much, let's go down and eat." Luffy stood up, stretched his waist and suggested to us with a smile.

"Are you still eating?!" I said with a wrinkled face, "Didn't you eat enough this morning?!"

"...Now I feel like throwing up whenever I mention food." Usopp said with a purple face lying on the table.

"Let's go!" Luffy pushed open the door and ran out: "Sanji! Fan~"

"Nami-san, Mio-chan, I'm going down first." Sanji rolled up his sleeves and walked out of the room.

"Okay." Nami and I nodded.

"Now you can come out." Sauron leaned back on the chair and said lightly, but his eyes were on the bottom of the bed.

There was a sparse sound from under the bed, and then a dirty little boy crawled out from under the bed.

"Tell me, what are you doing here?!" I said, closing the door gently.

"Wait, who is this?!" Usopp looked surprised.

"He was here before we came in. I guess he was a thief."

"I'm not a thief." The little boy retorted angrily.

"Since it's not a thief, are those people sending you to spy on us?!" Sauron asked.

"No..." the boy suddenly lowered his head and said silently.

"Huh?!" Nami looked down at him with sharp eyes, "If you let me know that we lost a Bailey, you will be dead, brat."

Boy: "...you say you're not a thief, so listen to what people say!!!"

"You... the victims of Mekali." The boy sat at the table, holding a cup of tea and said softly.

"Mekali?!" We looked at each other with doubts on our faces.

"You outsiders don't know."

The boy trembled suddenly, and tightly squeezed the thin hands on the teacup.

"Mekali... is to make you become the murderer who is not a man and a woman like you are now."

"Who is male or female??! You mean, am I a shemale, bastard?!" I suddenly slapped the table and stood up, "I have always been a woman!! Even with that Dirty water pipes, even if the D-cup becomes the sea level..." At this moment, Usopp and Nami ran over to stop me.

"I never gave up on turning back into a woman, you stinky brat."

boy:"……"

Sauron raised his eyebrows, then rolled up a book and hit me hard on the head: "Don't embarrass yourself in front of outsiders."

The boy found the feeling he had before, and continued to speak slowly:

"Have you ever come into contact with a strange statue holding a rose before?!"

us:"……"

The boy looked at our faces, and it was true: "That strange statue has a very strange ability, that is, as long as anyone who touches that statue, wonderful things will happen, that is - gender reversal !!"

"No wonder..." I couldn't help sighing.

"At that time, when the Merry hit the statue, we were all thrown out due to inertia, and everyone probably accidentally touched the statue." Nami recalled.

"At that time, I was the only one who was holding on tightly to the railing on the deck." Usopp looked scared.

"Why are you the only one so lucky?! Could it be that the legendary God will dig a dog hole for you after closing a door for you?!" I gritted my teeth.

Usopp: "...=_=#Hey, who do you call a dog hole?!"

So, I quarreled with Usopp.

"Stop messing with you guys." Nami said, leaving us quickly.

"Did you come here to tell us this?!" Sauron asked, "There should be other things?!"

"And..." The boy suddenly raised his head, his eyes full of requests:

"Please, save Grandma Cora!!!"

I turned my head mechanically silently: "... What did you say?!"

Usopp continued with a livid face: "...Kora...Grandma?!!!!"

"Eh--?!!!!!!"

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Because the author is about to face a major challenge in life, the update will be suspended next week until the summer vacation.

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