[One Piece] The long way home

I stared at him silently, complaining weakly in my heart, it turns out that the toilet of the local rich family is really a time machine, hey? ! !

"Girl!" The man wasn't embarrassed at all, thanks to his nice voice, "What about your morals, didn't your Mama teach you not to break into other people's houses and watch them take a bath?!"

"Who peeked at you taking a shower, uncle!!" I said grimly, "Aren't you talking [beep——]?! And this is not your toilet, okay?! And uncle, your reaction and others It’s obviously different, hey, and you’re actually blaming me, a poor, weak girl?!!”

The silver-haired man snorted disdainfully, "Girl, you are wrong, haven't you heard of it?

"No matter how strong a person with a heavy story is on the surface, when they can't hold on anymore, they will always find a place to relieve the pressure, otherwise they will collapse! It's like pulling [beep——], even though you take off your pants and then Such a simple action as force, but in fact every step contains a profound philosophy... As if it is enough to be relieved, I will show a happy smile and continue to face life bravely."

Me: "..." There are so many complaints that I can't complain... And, I feel so reasonable that I can't refute it!

I silently pulled the door shut with dead fish eyes, and after five seconds, I opened it again. I breathed a sigh of relief, the person disappeared, and the toilet was still the local tyrant's toilet.

I feel that if I continue to chat with him, my entire three views will be shattered to nothing, and a door to a new world will open to me, and then I will run farther and farther on a strange road... Emma thinks that The picture is too beautiful and the whole person is not good.

When I came out after changing my clothes, I found a long table suddenly appeared in the lobby, filled with delicious food, which made my mouth water like a river.

Well, it seems that someone has turned against the current.

Luffy knocked on the knife and fork, sat on the chair with his buttocks twisted restlessly, complained and said to me in an unconscious coquettish tone: "Little Mio, hurry up! I'm hungry!" Already!!"

I sat down on the empty seat next to him, and subconsciously spit out a sentence:

"Isn't this kind of thing fast that the handjob says it's fast?!"

When I realized it, everyone present fell silent, and the entire hall fell into a bewildered silence.

Lu Fei looked at me purely, tilted his head, and said lightly, "What is a handjob?"

I:"……"

I touched Luffy's dog's head under the pressure of confusion and kept patting in my heart. The cool and soft black hair slid over my palm, and the excellent touch made me squint my eyes, "Don't ask too much, kid." Much, it's a heavy story in a dirty (crossed out) grown-up world."

Everyone: "..."

Lu Fei obediently said "Oh" and started to eat. For him, eating is the biggest thing in the world.

Keya sat on the other end and looked at us with a smile, her face was still pale, and even Usopp gently advised her to go back and take a rest.

"Keya, are you alright?" I tugged at the big lobster that Luffy was biting, and asked with a blushing face.

Ke Ya smiled and rolled her eyes, very much like the healing smile of a little angel of Makino, "Thank you very much for your concern, I feel much better now!"

"That's good!" Seeing that I couldn't win the lobster, I simply let go, and picked up another plate of egg rolls with good color and very fragrant aroma.

Luffy bounced back because I let go of his hand and fell backwards with the chair.

I quickly squatted down to help him up, and then found that this guy didn't do any treatment for the wound! !Was it always like this just now? !

I didn't look carefully just now and thought it had been dealt with. Although some scabs had scabbed over, it still looked serious.

My face sank, and I asked very seriously: "What's going on?! Why hasn't the wound been bandaged yet?! What if it becomes inflamed?!"

Facing my dissatisfaction, Lu Fei smiled indifferently: "Man! Anyway, Zoro said that it would be good to sleep!"

I poked a blood-stained wound covered by his bangs, and then Luffy gasped in pain and screamed.

"Okay?" I sneered, feeling a little angry in my heart, "Why don't you know how to cherish yourself?! What if you leave any sequelae?!"

Seeing that I was angry, Lu Fei shut his mouth, guilty of not saying another word.

Seeing how well-behaved he was, I calmed down a bit, and Zoro at the side held the wine glass and didn't interrupt. Nami didn't seem to expect me to be so angry, and said dryly, "I'm sorry little Mio, I thought..."

"It's okay Nami! None of your business!" I took a deep breath, "I was too nervous, sorry!"

"Get up!" I pulled Luffy up, then nodded sorry to everyone and left the hall with the disobedient brat.

Nami looked at the back of us leaving, and complained a little weakly: "Why does it feel like Xiao Mio is like Luffy's mother!"

Usopp also said: "I don't feel like I usually care about that kid."

Zoro: "..."

Is it really good to say that to others? !Although quite agreeable...

It was afternoon, and it was almost time for dinner. Everyone saw that neither of them showed up, so they didn't wait any longer.

When Nami came to Lin Mio's room with dinner and was about to knock on the door, she heard a voice from inside:

"It hurts, little Mio..." was Luffy's dissatisfied voice.

"Shut up..." Huh?How do you feel Xiao Mio's voice feels a little strange.

"Ah, it hurts!"

"How can it be better if it doesn't hurt, you need to work harder!"

"No, I don't want it!"

"If you don't want it, you have to. Lay down on me! Tsk, bite really tight!"

"..."

Nami felt that she was not well, turned around and left in a trance, feeling that a door to a new world was opening to her!It seems to know how to break some terrible secret? !

#Urgent, suddenly found out that my good friend turned out to be gay, how can I break it? ! #

#Will it be silenced if found out? ! #

#Speaking of words, how did those two balls on the chest do it? !Why dress up as a woman? !Is it because you are afraid of other people's strange eyes or the secular disapproval? !Let's walk into the heart of Mio Lin, a girl who is a womanizer, and unravel the mysterious and heavy chain! #【what the hell

The author has something to say: At noon yesterday, when I was looking back at Yin’s mother, I happened to stretch when I saw the extremely shameless scene, and then I found that my mother was gnawing a pear secretly and standing behind her staring at the screen. At that time, I suddenly wanted to die... (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)