[One Piece] The long way home

When Usopp saw Luffy's fat times, his face was complicated:

"...So you are too."

I:"……"

Wait, there is a lot of information for me to digest.

Lu Fei let go of his hands and touched his fat times with a silly face, very dissatisfied: "Ah, little Mio, you took off my pants again."

Usopp: "...again?"

I was overwhelmed by Lu Fei's actions, he!Home!Of course!loose!hand!up! ! !

The consequence of this idiot not using his brain is that the three of us fell together.

If you fall like this, you will definitely die or be injured! ! !

So I pulled out the dagger and plunged it into the cliff, and then grabbed the edge of Luffy's fat side.

Usopp gave me a look of admiration when he saw my movement like flowing water, but when he saw what I was holding, he seemed to be constipated for a few days.

I threw Luffy like trash to Usopp, and Usopp barely managed to stand on a rock.

I silently glanced at the two people who were always discussing endlessly, expressing my suspicion that they would have to argue about which brand of knife is needed to kill someone, and, are their ears just for display?Can't hear such a big movement? !

Luffy held the pants that couldn't fall off with one hand, and struggled to pick up the stone with the other.

Luffy's small waist was exposed like this, and his well-shaped hip bones.I looked at it ignorantly, my little butt was upright, without excess fat, and so were the two leg lines.

If he can be more white, he will definitely be very popular. In the words of the fat man: if we give it to the rich woman, we may still make money.

Usopp looked at me with a frightened face, followed my line of sight, and then revealed a sudden realization of overcompensation:

"You like this style too?"

I glanced at Usopp, hey, did you expose the real man like this? !

When Luffy was about to climb up, he suddenly let out a series of long and stinky farts at us "puff puff puff". Facing such a cruel scene, Usopp and I were so drunk that we couldn't stop.

I used the long-lost qigong, and Usopp, who was not so lucky, let go of his hand and fell down, foaming at the mouth. Clothes, but my strength was too weak and I was still pulled down.

So the three of us fell down like dumplings.

People always think about themselves when they are in crisis, so I interpreted this sentence very well, and personally regarded Luffy and Usopp as backups.

And Luffy let Usopp and I press on him calmly, because he is a rubber man and is not afraid of blows.

The two who were attracted by Luffy's exaggerated fart just now watched us fall down together.

Then he was blinded by the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes by Lu Fei's fat times.

As expected, after Usopp and I were mocked by them, they left.

Hello?really gone hello? !Is he too conceited about his own strength or is it a common problem of all villains? !Letting us go like this is really too husband? !If it was me, it would definitely be killed. 【etc

Usopp stood up abruptly, and said to me, "I'm going to save Kaya!"

Then he left me and Luffy and ran away.

"..." This heartless man.

I quickly moved myself away, and then checked if Lu Fei was okay, and then, this guy actually fell asleep!Go!up!

I:"……"

After they left, Zoro and Nami came.

Zoro looked at me with a calm face, but I could still tell from his face: It's you again.

"No!" I couldn't help retorting, "It's not me this time! It's Usopp!"

Sauron raised his eyebrows, don't hide it, I knew you were this kind of person, tsk.

Me: "..." Feeling stuffy for no reason.

When we got back to the village, Usopp passed us blankly, like a stranger.

None of us made a sound, just silently watching Usopp's somewhat lonely back.

In the end we decided to have dinner, and of course Luffy was the happiest.

When we finished eating, the sun went down and only half of our faces were exposed.

When we came to the port, we saw Usopp laughing with his arms akimbo, and the short road ahead was covered with oil.

This makes me feel a bit wasteful in my hanging silk mentality.

When Usopp saw us, he was very surprised, especially to Luffy: "You're not dead?!"

This is saying...

Luffy stretched his mouth with a smile and said, "I'm a rubber man!"

After a lot of miscellaneous, we said to Usopp:

"If you don't mind, we're here to help!"

Usopp was moved, tears and snot were about to come out.

"Thank you all!"

So we spent the night playing cards.

Wait, I always feel like something is wrong...

I asked Usopp, "Are you sure they're going to break in here?"

Usopp froze for a moment, then laughed loudly:

"Hahahaha...haha...ha...It seems that there is also a port on the other coast."

So we were all silent.

As if remembering something, Nami covered her face with her hands and shouted, "My treasure!!!"

Then Usopp was punched by Nami who was furious.

We rushed after asking directions to Usopp's other port.

In order to prevent Sauron from getting lost, I told him to follow Nami closely.

Then I dragged Luffy and Usopp and set off.

Usopp asked: "It doesn't mean that they are in that port, it is also possible here."

I said to him: "Didn't you hear what that man said?! Attack at dawn, look, the sun is almost scorching your ass!"

Usopp looked at the big sun, then ran faster than me, "Hurry up!!"

I:"……"

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