[One Piece] The long way home

I stared blankly at Luffy, and Luffy also looked at me with a cute face.

What, what should I do? !Hazi Cassie!I dare not move at all, hey!Don't look at me like that!I already want to die! !

Now how to do? !How should you behave when you take off a boy's pants for the first time in your life? !Have you got a meal yet?Still good morning?Neither! !The focus is off! !I don't know what I'm thinking at all! !

All in all, all in all, you have to pretend to be very calm, otherwise you will definitely be very embarrassing!right!Just fool around like this naturally, Amen!

I got up with a smirk on my face: "Hahaha, it turns out that Luffy's fat picture is a kitten! It's so cute!"

Shut up! ! !How is this natural? ! !By the way, Luffy, are you from the Four Corners School? !But the cat on a white background is really cute. 【etc

"Trouble?" Lu Fei calmly pulled up his trousers and buttoned them up. "I don't care, anyway, it was given by Makino."

"Speaking of which, Ace seems to have one too?! It's pink!" Luffy recalled, rubbing his chin.

enough! !Stop talking about fat times!Look at Zoro and Nami, their expressions are crazy, hey, they dare not look directly at them!

but……

"Does Ace have such a girly pair?! It doesn't fit the setting!" I frowned and said, "I feel like it should be that kind of monotonous white or black, anyway, it's suitable for fat times of one color. "

Lu Fei patted the dust on the straw hat, and then said, "I don't know, or I'll ask him next time I see him."

"That's right... wait!! Why should I discuss Ace's fat times with you?!! This is unscientific!" I covered my head, and my expression turned into a cry.

Nami stared at me blankly: "...I didn't expect you to have such a relationship?!"

Sauron: "... raised your posture."

I stretched out my hand to them and said, "No! You have misunderstood! What you see is an illusion. In fact, I didn't fall, I didn't take off Luffy's pants, and I didn't discuss the issue of fat times! In fact, I was a Very moral and pure, I just want to find a pleasing woman from a good family and an obedient husband!!!”

Nami and Zoro: "..." I feel that there is a lot of information that needs to be digested.

Lu Fei patted me on the shoulder: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, but if you don't run, it will be too late." After speaking, Lu Fei smiled brightly and pointed to a group of men with fierce expressions who appeared behind us at some point Villagers carrying dangerous tools such as poles and axes.

Me, Nami, Zoro: "Baga! Why didn't you say it earlier?!"

So, we ran to the coast under the ferocious pursuit of the villagers.

"Come up quickly! Give me your hand!" Nami stepped on Sauron's green algae head and jumped onto Bucky's pirate ship, shouting at me.

"Okay!" I stepped on Luffy's back, grabbed Nami's hand and jumped up.

Sauron: "...Hello! ╰_╯#"

Finally we sailed successfully.

I touched my flat backpack in a good mood, ah!It's nice to be rich!

etc!Flat?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Where is my money? !I saw only a gold coin and a crumpled fifty-pele bill left in my purse in my backpack.

"Ah, this!" Luffy glanced at my empty backpack from across the boat and said, "I gave it to the village chief, because rebuilding your home requires money, right?!"

"Really?! Then why don't you change your career and become a philanthropist, Baga!" I angrily rushed towards Lufei, threw him down, raised my fist and punched him in the face.

Zoro frowned when he saw my tiger-like movements, as if his three views were about to be shattered.

"Yes, sorry!"

Luffy with a bruised nose and swollen face apologized to me inarticulately.

"Hey, I don't want to be a pirate anymore, Luffy, I want to break up with you!" I cried in Nami's arms.

I don't want to go back to the days when I couldn't guarantee three meals a day, I don't want to be exposed to the sun and rain, and I don't want to be pissed off by Luffy all the time and then have to help him clean up the mess...

Sauron raised his eyebrows and twitched: "...Who the hell said that he wanted to be a qualified vice-captain two days ago?!"

Nami said angrily: "You guys are too much, you actually took other people's treasures without their consent!"

Sauron: "...you are the least qualified to say that."

Luffy looked stunned: "Little Mio? You want to break up with me?!"

"Since you're not going to be a pirate anymore, just cooperate with me, Mio!" Nami folded her hands together, her eyes sparkling and turned into ￥v￥.

"No, Mio and Nami are my partners." Luffy put on his hat and said, "Hey, Mio, right!"

"Uh..." I looked at Nami with some embarrassment. Although I wanted to take what I said just now seriously, it was more of a complaint.

Nami sighed, patted my head and said, "You are such a naive and easy-to-deceive child."

"Nami..." I was moved with tears in my eyes, "Join us... It's okay if you don't join, but at least you can cooperate temporarily, but please don't leave me so quickly, I can't bear without you..."

Nami-_-||: "...what did you two do to her?!"

"Okay." Nami said helplessly, "Since it's like this now, there's no other way, let's cooperate temporarily, but I didn't join you, don't get me wrong."

"Nami is the best!" I said happily.

Luffy pouted dissatisfiedly and muttered: "What did you say that Nami must join...Little Mio is a big liar!"

"..." I just said I did my best, bastard, don't take it out of context.

"The wind direction is good, the weather is good, and the course is correct!" Nami put down the binoculars and smiled confidently.

"Yoshi! The next partner is looking for a musician!" Luffy said while sitting next to me holding a large pile of cards.

I drew a 3 of hearts and said, "Not necessarily!"

Zoro played three aces to 4: "So why are you a musician?!"

Luffy said confidently: "Because all pirates want to sing! Shanks and the others do too."

Nami on the steps yelled at us angrily, "What are you doing?!"

Sauron raised his head and said lightly: "Go upstream!"

"..." Nami's face was filled with anxiety, "If you have time to play cards, why not be vigilant, this pirate ship is very eye-catching and easy to be spotted by others!"

Zoro turned his face away and said dissatisfiedly: "If this is the case, why do you still drive?!"

Nami threw the binoculars on Sauron's head: "I want you to take care of it!"

So, we fought all the way to a small island.

After mooring the boat, we were attacked as soon as we landed.

The author has something to say: I accidentally typed "Little Mio? Are you going to divorce me?!"... Kneeling.