[One Piece] The long way home

I was lying on a small wooden bed, staring at the ceiling with dead fish eyes, feeling a deep sense of powerlessness.

I rubbed my painful temples and turned over, and the small wooden bed under me made a 'creaking' sound.I covered my face in pain, thinking of this earth-shattering day, it hurts even if I don't have a ball.

I recognized the cruel reality that I traveled through and shrunk like Kudo-san! ! !Later, he was picked up by a little boy named Luffy who is suspected of being the future One Piece King and brought him home! ! !Nima still needs to find a egg pain seed to take home, this is a haystack seed! ! !These are not the point, the point is how much higher is the survival rate in this world where a single ant spits and saliva can drown a person than the probability of letting boys all over the world wear maid outfits? ! !

There is a saying that goes well: time travel is precious, but life is more expensive.

I sighed, thinking that since I have come to this world where people are both eggless and painful, there is nothing I can do other than currying favor with the future One Piece to please the relationship.

The most important thing now is to find the egg pain species and then go home and watch porn.

Hey, soon my old lady will turn over and sing as a serf.

Thinking of going home, even the Mediterranean Ogissan, who sells pork next door to Mary, becomes pretty and amiable.

————————— I am the dividing line that fell asleep in excitement————————

"Good morning! Little Mio!" A certain little boy wearing a trademark straw hat and grinning like a beating man pushed open the door with a bang, and greeted me who fell to the ground due to sudden shock.

I twitched the corners of my mouth and smiled very stiffly: "Hi, good morning, Luffy." A gentle and beautiful big sister appeared behind Luffy and smiled slightly: "Good morning! Little Mio. Did you sleep well last night? ?”

The healing smile of the beautiful big sister instantly healed my wounded heart, and I showed a shy smile to this kind sister Makino: "Ah, thank you. I slept well." I almost imitated Mr. Tang Bohu Say: Thank you for your concern, sister Qiuxiang.

I got up from the ground, and calmly patted the world of mortals, no, dust.Very well, Image Lord is back.

"Then Mio, get dressed quickly and get ready for breakfast." Makino smiled softly and turned to leave.As soon as that silly boy Lu Fei heard that there was food to eat, he ran away and disappeared.

——————————Split mulberry for breakfast ——————————

"Hey...crackling, little Mio. When we grow up, we will go out to sea and be pirates...sucking...gudong..." I opened my eyes The silver mulberry brand dead fish eyes sold by Wanshiwu, watching Luffy talking while stuffing a watermelon bigger than my head in his mouth with one hand, and grabbing the juice glass in my hand with the other hand and stuffing it down.

In other words, don't just pull her/him/it into a group when you meet someone, okay?Also, when did I agree to be your partner? !All I want to do is to get back the egg and go home and watch pornography. Huh, why am I always obsessed with pornography! ! !

I tugged at Lu Fei’s clothes, held a toothpick in my mouth that symbolized my fullness, and said, “Lu Fei-san, can you take me around? Please don’t get me wrong, I didn’t go because I found a treasure.” Oh, absolutely not." I had a hunch that the egg pain was definitely not far away from me.

"Treasure!!" Obviously Luffy only listened to the parts he was interested in, but Luffy was really naive and easy-going.

I laughed, pulled Luffy and whispered in his ear, "Yes, I once heard an Ojisan say that there is a wishing seed near Windmill Village..."

"Ah, wishing seeds! So cool!!!" Luffy's big eyes turned into extremely bright star eyes.

I added while the iron was hot: "Yes, any wish can come true, even the all-you-can-eat Man-Han Banquet!"

Luffy grabbed my hand, followed a chicken leg and rushed out, ignoring Makino's instructions, and said excitedly: "Treasure, meat!"

【In the back mountain】

Ha, it was a wrong decision to ask Luffy to help find the seeds.Before asking him for help, he was very careless to forget his trouble-making physique.

For a while, he was chased by wolves, and for a while, he was pecked by birds.Hey, that's enough, sister, I've had enough, if this goes on, I'm going to cry, I'm really going to cry.

This is all caused by Luffy, can you find the seeds and find them in the wolf's lair?Looking for seeds that can climb to the vulture's nest in the peak?how did you do it?Are you sure you are not taking revenge on me for tricking you into becoming a coolie, dear Luffy, can you give me an explanation?If this continues, this stupid novel will come to an end.Why do you ask?Because the heroine has not gone to sea and has not grown up, the physique left to Luffy is completely dead.

I have worked so hard and been exhausted by Luffy's physique...Finally, I finally found the seed.

Don't ask me about the process, because the author hurts.

I almost choked up, holding the golden seed with trembling hands, which almost blinded my dog's eyes, and the word "crossing" was engraved on it in an extremely stupid way.

Luffy looked at the seeds in my hand eagerly.I realized that something was wrong, so I took the seed and hid it behind my back.He coughed and said: "Well, the treasure has been found, it's amazing, ah ha ha ha. Thank you very much for Luffy's help, although it has been a waste of help...... Anyway, this treasure is not worth it to you. Use it, leave it to me."

When Luffy heard this, he was unhappy, and pouted, "Little Mio is too cunning! How could this be possible? The treasure was obviously found by everyone. How can Xiao Mio swallow it alone?!"

I am silent.Hey, did you make a mistake? !What happened to everyone finding it together?Don't say such misleading words, Hun Dan! ! !

I took a breath and said, "I don't care. If I find it, it's mine. Nobody wants to snatch it."

Lu Fei puffed up his face, and blushed on his face.It looks very cute.He waved his little hand to say something, but accidentally hit the straw hat hanging around his neck with his hand. As if thinking of something, Luffy grabbed the straw hat and buckled it on his head.

Since the straw hat covered his face, I couldn't see his expression clearly.I leaned forward a little worried, and Luffy raised his head suddenly, which startled me.He said seriously: "Since Mio is already my partner, I will give up the treasure to Mio. Shanks said that a man should share good things with his friends."

I looked at his very serious expression, and I couldn't speak as if my throat was choked by a fishbone.Something in my heart is changing little by little.

I tightened the seeds in my hand, picked up the pocket watch hanging around my neck, and opened it.Luffy looked at me curiously.Made me nervous too.

I trembled and was about to put the seeds in.

Accident happened.

My trembling feet suddenly slipped, and my body involuntarily rushed towards Lu Fei.The seed in his hand flew out and landed in Luffy's slightly opened mouth.

The world was gray and white, the picture was frozen, and a bolt of lightning fell from the sky.

Me, cracked.

The author has something to say: Damn, for this chapter, I almost gave up! ! !