[One Piece] The long way home

"Whoa, Ace..."

Luffy had a sad face, snot and tears poured down like beans, but on the contrary, his movements can be described as agility. He stretched his arms extremely quickly and snatched five bison legs Pop it in your mouth trying to swallow it all.Then, he overestimated his throat—he, stuck.

Lu Fei stretched his neck, his little face was bruised, his mouth swelled like a balloon but he refused to spit it out. He turned his head and looked at me:

"Uuuuuu, Ai... Mio..."

"..." In the future, if you ask someone for help, please call the right person's name.

Because of last night, I was not in a very optimistic mood. I had a stern face all morning, so no one talked to me. Now, I finally have a punching bag. Don't say anything to my sister. My sister has already broken the jar.Hehehe.

I made a grim face, the area above the nose was covered with shadows, and my eyes were glowing red. Then I slowly raised my hand, spit on the palm of my hand, and rubbed it with a sinister smile.

"Extreme flying [beep——] palm!"

I growled like the protagonist of a hot-blooded comic, and then slapped Luffy's weak-looking back with a palm, let out a heavy nostril, and slowly closed my palm.

"puff!"

Luffy squirted out a beef leg bone that was cleaner than my pocket like a pea pitcher, and with a whoosh, the beef leg bone rushed straight into the mountain that was pouting buttocks grabbing food on the opposite side Thief A's Chrysanthemum Center.

Luffy breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh... saved!"

And I was silent: "..."

……

"You two little bastards! Get the hell out of me!!!"

"Unexpectedly...unexpectedly...uh...I'm still a virgin..."

Bandit A is covering his butt with kelp tears, twisting his thick waist around as if he is looking for something, spitting and cursing everywhere with his shark mouth open, the resentment behind him is materialized, and there is a stick stuck in the middle of his butt A beef leg bone glistening in the sun.

"..."

I shrank my head, hid my body in the denser grass, and then wiped my face silently, not knowing which expression to use to express my inner emotions.And Luffy, a guy who doesn't understand the situation, is squatting next to me and happily playing with a cricket.

"Ah! Little Mio, I want to [beep——]!" Someone beside me said to me with a very serious expression and a very serious tone.

"..." Do you want me to rip your pants like a kindergarten teacher and teach you how to pull them off? !

"...you don't need to tell me about this kind of thing in the future."

I sighed, if I go on like this, I will be entangled with this guy sooner or later.

"Understood!"

Luffy threw away the cricket, and stuffed a palm-sized unicorn he caught somewhere into his pocket, then turned around and burrowed into the grass on the left, disappearing in a blink of an eye.

……

After a while, when I was about to fall asleep, a man came out from beside me, his body was covered with fallen leaves and mud.I was taken aback, and after blinking, I realized that it was the person who said I was going to [beep——].

"Hey, little Mio, look!" Luffy took out a cyan unicorn with the size of a palm from his pocket as if offering a treasure.

"..." I found that I was speechless more and more times.

"Ah, and this." Luffy shook his head with a smile, and the straw hat behind his neck also dangled back and forth.I saw him stretch out his fist in front of me, and slowly spread his hand...

"……Eh?!"

My eyes widened, the eyeballs protruded, and my mouth was so wide that a Luffy could be stuffed into it.

"This...isn't...eh?!!!!" I said in horror again and again.

Isn't this the brain-damaged species that I found after all my hard work? !Wasn't it swallowed by Luffy? !No kidding!

I tried my best to calm myself down, and tremblingly reached out to take the seed in Lu Fei's hand and read it carefully. There were indeed two Chinese characters written on it: crossing.I put it in front of my nose and sniffed hard.

Emma, ​​originally wanted to use the crotons that she worked so hard to collect for this kid, but she didn't expect it to be useless at all.I really don't know how to describe this feeling.but--

"Where did this come from?!" I smelled it again, and felt that this seed had a strange smell.

Lu Fei crossed his hips and said "hee hee hee" a few times, and replied loudly and proudly:

"Pull it out!"

The author has something to say: Do you still remember the foreshadowing in the first two chapters? !The heroine pinches her pocket and wants to act quickly