[Naruto] Looking for little flowers

Ever since Uchiha Madara knew the origin of his name, as long as he saw his tribe buying pork from other places, he rushed to chop up the pork with murderous intent and then threw it away without saying a word. No matter how others tried to stop him, Madara ignored them all. .

Madara even considered rushing to the market to slaughter all the pork vendors, but fortunately, this crazy move was stopped by the patriarch.

Seeing that the situation was becoming more and more serious, and the young master almost developed into a mental illness, the elders hurriedly held an emergency meeting to deal with this matter.Don't eat pork?It doesn't matter, after all, the young master is also the reincarnation of a pig, and he finally remembered his previous life. It would be too cruel for him to eat his own kind now.

So the elders ordered that the Uchiha clan will not eat pork from now on!

If you want to eat meat, raise chickens instead!

Madara heard that he would never eat pork again, and he would never see anything related to pigs again, so that he would never think of the humiliation deeply imprinted in his soul, so he happily volunteered to go to the market to buy chicken.

The market is just at the junction and does not belong to any party's territory. However, in order to avoid unnecessary troubles, ninjas will use the transformation technique to transform themselves into other people's appearances to prevent their identities from being revealed.

So is Uchiha Madara.He thought for a while, and when he was considering who to disguise as, the stupid face of Hashirama chewing mushrooms suddenly flashed through his mind.

So Uchiha Madara, with malice, used the transformation technique to disguise himself as Hashirama. For this reason, he specially changed into an earthy clothes.Glancing at his stupid appearance with a watermelon rind on his head from the reflection, Madara curled his lips in disgust, and then went to the street.

Along the way, Uchiha Madara's mentality kept changing, "I want to buy chicken", "kill the pork seller", "no, I came out to buy chicken", "kill the pork seller", "I just Want to buy chicken", "Kill the pork seller"...the following infinite loop.

It wasn't until he saw a small figure approaching from the opposite side that he stopped falling into this endless psychological process.

He saw a little bean.

But it has the face of his younger brother Quanna.

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Mushroom Zi came out to buy Chinese cabbage, and this was the first time she came to the market by herself.Usually, Hashirama or Togama always worried that she was still young, and it would be dangerous to go out alone, so they followed her, but it happened that both Hashirama and Togama had their own tasks to complete, so Mushroom went out alone.

She held Banban in her arms, and of course she did not forget to use the transformation technique to disguise it.According to her elder brother Hashirama's description, she became a child of the Uchiha family to conceal her identity as the Senju clan.

Just as Mushroom was wandering around the market with curiosity and joy, thinking that nothing would go wrong, suddenly, she felt a shadow falling on her.Mushroom looked up in confusion, and suddenly saw a face she was familiar with, but with a terrifying expression.

Moguzi tilted his head, and called out the name of the other party in doubt: "...Brother Zhujian?"

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Although there was a temporary task to perform, Hashirama was still very worried about Mushroom, so he seemed a little absent-minded.Seeing Hashirama's reaction in his eyes, Toikama finally sighed and said, "Brother, instead of worrying about the mushroom and being absent-minded and causing the mission to fail, it's better to hurry up and concentrate on completing the mission and go home."

Hearing this, Hashirama couldn't help looking at Tobima with some dissatisfaction, and said, "Tobima, why don't you look worried? The mushrooms are still so small, and they are not very proficient in ninjutsu. If they are seen through Transformation technique, what should I do if I expose my identity?"

Tobema responded calmly: "Isn't Banban here?"

"Scratches?" Hashirama was even more puzzled.Apart from being able to grow mushrooms, does Banban have any unique skills?

Togama did not answer Hashirama's question, but meditated on his own.

He remembered what happened on the training ground before.When he and his elder brother Zhujian arrived quickly, they thought that Mushroom would be bullied miserably, but unexpectedly they encountered such a scene.

Moguzi's ability is very clear, so it is impossible for Moguzi alone to defeat so many children, some of whom are four or five years older than her.

The training ground is a family place, and it's unlikely that anyone else will come in.

The guard also said that there was no sign of outsider intrusion.

So, Scabbers?

Tomona felt that this was the only and most reasonable explanation.

But everything is unclear at the moment, so Tomona decided to take a closer look.

"Although there is Madara, I'm still very worried. What should I do?" Hashirama said, "And Kinko also used a transformation technique to turn into Quanna. I heard that people from the Uchiha clan often go to the market to buy pork. , what if it is exposed?"

Tobori: "..."

This is indeed a problem.

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Mushroom opened her big eyes and stared at "Hashirama" in front of her. She sized it up for a while, then looked at the things in his hand, then suddenly her eyes froze, and she shouted loudly: "The wind is rustling and the water is cold! "

Madara was stunned by Moguzi's sudden strange words, and he stammered for a while before saying, "Uh... the strong man is gone and never comes back?"

"Wrong!" Moguzi corrected with a straight face: "It's hard to find a straight man in life!"

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=_=#Your sister.

Seeing that "Hashirama" couldn't answer the pass word, Mushroom immediately understood—this is not his brother.

Brother Hashirama wouldn't buy so much meat.

Madara looked at the impostor pretending to be his younger brother, his face flashed cold, and was about to drag the impostor to a dark alley for a quick solution, but saw the other party's eyes wide open, looking straight at him curiously, For a moment, Madara couldn't do anything.

Madara looked at the things in the other party's hands, and saw a pile of Chinese cabbage and a big mushroom, and suddenly felt that the other party was really pitiful... I don't know what kind of child it is, but he only eats vegetables and doesn't give them food. eat meat.

"Although I don't know who you are." Uchiha Madara decided to take good care of this little Douding.He randomly took a bag of meat from the things he bought, and stuffed it into the hands of Momoko who was pretending to be Quanna, and continued to speak under the puzzled expression of the other party: "But you are so discerning, you know that disguise is necessary." People pretending to be Uchiha, I admire you very much! You can take this meat home and eat it, you won’t grow taller if you only eat vegetarian.”

Momoko looked at the meat stuffed directly in his hand, which seemed to be not cheap, hesitated for a while, and then took out a Chinese cabbage from his bag, handed it to Madara disguised as Hashirama, and said: "Then, brother, this is for you. It's only meat and not nutritious."

Madara looked down at the fake who sincerely wanted to give the cabbage in his hand to him, and was stunned for a while, then turned his head awkwardly to deliberately not look directly at Mushroom.Scratching his face, Madara took a while to reach out to take the Chinese cabbage from the other party's hand, and then said: "Thank you, thank you."

Moguzi smiled sweetly, raised his hand and waved Banban, then turned to go home with Banban in his arms.

Madara stared at the figure of the other party, but she had doubts in her heart.

Although he didn't like mushrooms, no matter how he looked at them, the color of that mushroom was too bright.

...is that poisonous?

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Back at the Uchiha mansion, Madara immediately forgot about the episode at the market.This time I went out and bought a lot of chickens, but to raise these chickens, I have to tie up the chicken rings first.

Although it takes a lot of effort, but no matter what, it's worth it if you don't have to see anything related to pigs!

So Ban finally tied up the chicken pens after a lot of hard work, and then started to raise chickens.

However, the strange thing is that for several days in a row, every night, some of his chickens always disappeared.

This was true the first night, more so the second night, and the same for the next few days.

With a sullen face, Madara began to look for the reason, and then he finally found out—some animal bit a hole in the chicken coop!

This discovery made Madara extremely angry, and he decided to squat outside the chicken coop every night, vowing to find out the murderer who killed the chicken.

And his long wait finally paid off.

On the tenth night, Madara catches the murderer who ate his chicken.

It was a weasel.

……

That night, Uchiha Madara successfully summoned Susakumano.

The next day, the cleaning Uchiha found a large pile of ashes and some dead chickens near the chicken coop.

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Many years later, when Uchiha Madara became a legend, and was even turned around by his descendants, he opened his eyes, looked around at the Uchiha descendants who were staring at him with surprise and admiration, and then looked at this piece of human beings. The non-land, his face is solemn and expressionless.

His time is long gone.

Then, when he heard it, there was a boy named Itachi in the contemporary Uchiha clan... Madara immediately exploded.

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A mere weasel dares to bear the surname Uchiha? !

Turning his head, he yelled at the boy named Weasel angrily, "Give me back my chicken!!!!"

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Itachi: "...=_=Amaterasu."

Neuropathy.

Itachi decided to burn the dead man's bones directly.

The author has something to say: the following paintings are all from the hands of Dachu Xiaobai:

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With soil:

Ferret

Sasuke:

hooligan:

Four generations:

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