Is it a male or a female or a beautiful girl

The three of Xia Li stood in a row in President Inukane's office.

The silver-haired old man was wearing a kimono and sitting behind the desk. He looked at the three standing girls and nodded in satisfaction.

President Inukane: "Who are you?"

With curly fluffy blond hair, fair skin and a pretty oval face, the girl who did not speak a word, but with a gentle and heroic spirit took a step forward: "Kintaro Yamamoto."

President Inukane: "Very well, your name will be Airi Yamamoto from now on."

Kentaro Yamamoto: "Yes! Boss!"

President Inukane: "What do you call me Boss, from now on you will call me Sensei, Sensei~"

Xia Li: "..." The old man is so cute for his age.

President Inukane: "Next."

Xia Li, who has long black hair and looks delicate and bright, stood up: "Ryo Tachibana."

President Inukina nodded: "Not bad, not bad, you are indeed made according to the most beautiful template, and you will be called Tachibana Truth from now on."

Xia Li: "Yes... old, teacher."

The last one left is Sugihara Kazuya, and his current image is a cute girl with twin ponytails and big eyes.

President Inukane: "Your name from now on will be Chika, it sounds like a cute name."

Kazuya Sugihara: "Yes!"

"What is it?" President Inukane frowned: "Although you have the appearance of idols now, you still behave like gangsters. This is absolutely not acceptable!"

Xia Li and Yamamoto Kentaro exchanged glances: "I think that old man is going to do something."

Kentaro Yamamoto: "I think so too!"

President Inukane walked around them twice with squinted eyes, showing a malicious smile: "The name of the group should be Gokudo Girls! Then you can start training next, come on girls!"

Xia Li: "..." Doesn't Yakdo mean Yakuza in Japan?And do you think you are cute just by clenching your fist and tilting your head?Your eyes are going to go blind!

President Inujin took out a few sheets of music: "This is the title song of your debut, "Worship of Love" practice hard, or I will kill you!"

"Yes!"

Xia Li originally thought that the training was singing and dancing, but he never expected that this old man could be so perverted!

Yes, it's singing, but it's practicing singing under a waterfall!

Facing the falling waterfall and singing with a loudspeaker, Xia Li was finally able to sing a song completely after being washed away five times...

Dancing is also about dancing, but it’s not dancing on the stage, it’s dancing on fire, if you make a wrong move, you may fall into the fire and die completely!

In addition, because the dead old man said, "Being an idol will definitely be nervous. In order to let you not make mistakes and not be nervous when you are on stage, let's walk on the horizontal bar with bamboo sticks!"

There is a horizontal bar below the abyss!

There is also physical training that makes Xia Li feel that life is worse than death.

According to the dead old man, being an idol requires singing and dancing at the same time, which requires very high physical strength, so how to train physical strength?Devil training of course!

Ten kilometers off-road every day, pulling a truck, being chased by big wolf dogs all over the playground...

Day by day, it seems to be living in hell and dying in the next second, but Xia Li survived, Yamamoto Kentaro survived, Sugihara Kazuya survived, they all survived!

In the basement, the three of them were drinking. Because of the heavy pressure during the day, they would start drinking at night. Drinking can numb their nerves and make them feel better.

While drinking, Xia Li raised his opinion: "Brother, can we change the appetizers next time? It's peanuts and sushi every day, I'm tired of eating."

"Yes, big brother." Sugihara Kazuya echoed: "Let's eat pig's trotters next time. The fried pig's trotters are delicious, and sprinkled with pepper, it's so delicious!"

Xia Li smiled: "I want to eat duck intestines and grilled squid, a bunch of skewers, sizzling on the grill, I can't eat spicy food very much, just a little spicy is good, and 50 skewers are also available !"

Kentaro Yamamoto looked at them speechlessly: "Have you forgotten the consequences of gaining weight?"

Sugihara Kazuya's face turned green instantly: "Who forgot this, before he was only a catty heavier, but he was asked out of the gang rules, and his legs were almost broken when he was beaten."

"Then you still dare to eat!" Yamamoto Kentaro said.

Xia Li: "I'm afraid he's a bird, even if it's not because of his weight, he will have various names to punish us, isn't he so close!"

Kentaro Yamamoto was stunned for a moment and laughed loudly: "A Liang, what you said is true! What else should we be afraid of!"

The three laughed and started playing poker.

No matter how hard and tired they are during the day, they can still laugh heartlessly at night.

This is the magic of life, even if something sad and angry happens that is unbearable, you will laugh again in the future, no matter how painful it is now, you will laugh again in the future, as long as you still have dreams in your heart What you hold on to, you can hold on to forever!

And just as the three of them were drinking, the basement door was kicked open with a bang.

His head cleared up instantly, Xia Li stood up with a wine bottle in his hand and faced the door: "Who is it!"

"It's me!" An old man came out from behind a group of people.

He is the president of Inukane, Inukane Oni Manjiro!

Xia Li's face wrinkled in an instant. Damn it, she felt her legs hurt when she saw this dead old man.

I beat this person a thousand times in my heart, but on the surface it was always respectful.

Xia Li: "Teacher, do you have any orders?"

"What are you doing now!" Inujingui Manjiro yelled with a bad face, "Do you know what time it is! You're still drinking!"

Kentaro Yamamoto: "Now, it's not even ten o'clock..."

Inuganeki Manjiro: "You bastards, what are you drinking!"

Sugihara Kazuya: "Yes, sorry! It's just some shochu..."

"Baga is crushing the road!" Inujinki Manjiro scolded.

"I'm very sorry!" The three bowed their heads in apology.

Although I don't know what I did wrong at all, I can only choose to apologize at this time, otherwise I will be beaten again later.

Inuganeki Manjiro: "You bastard, listen to me! Idols are not allowed to drink alcohol, cola and water and all carbonated drinks are not allowed. Idols can only drink fruit juice, 100% freshly squeezed fruit juice!"

Charlie: "Huh?"

"Let me tell you." Inuganeki Manjiro sat down: "Do you know what an idol is? An idol is an angel, but an idol is not a human being. An idol is pure and flawless without any flaws, and can't even poop!"

Kazuya Sugihara: "But..."

"You still want to talk back!" Inujinki Manjiro threatened: "Anyway, let me catch you drinking again, and you will be finished!"

"Idol, once it's seven o'clock, you have to change into pajamas, drink a glass of milk, hug the furry doll and talk to it, and then go to bed."

Xia Li: "......." Who instilled this concept in him, this kind of girlish heart is too scary.

Inuganeki Manjiro: "Tomorrow you will officially hold a concert, so go to bed early today."

After speaking, he walked away slowly, leaving behind three stunned people.

"Brother, are we going to have a concert tomorrow?" Xia Li asked.

Kazuya Sugihara: "Why don't we know at all?"

Kentaro Yamamoto was in a mess in the wind: "I, I don't know..."

Xia Li: "Forget it, don't worry about it, that's for tomorrow, let's continue drinking!"

Kentaro Yamamoto, Kazuya Sugihara: "Good!"

The concert ended perfectly, and the atmosphere on the scene was unbelievably enthusiastic. The group Backstreet Girls became popular...

After the photo shoot, the three returned to the basement, squatting on the floor, looking hopeless.

Kentaro Yamamoto: "It's so hot, it's still so hot..."

Xia Li: "Why do so many people like the song whose lyrics are all about chopping fingers? It's completely illogical!"

Kazuya Sugihara: "It must be because we are so cute."

Xia Li: "...Otaku are really scary."

Kentaro Yamamoto: "In short, the life of an idol is very short, at most it will be popular for a while, and it will soon pass away."

With such expectations in mind, the three continued to work hard, but what they didn't expect was that the Jidao girl hadn't lost her temper at all, but instead became more and more popular.

My f*cking hell world!

But today they were on a variety show, and besides the three of them, there was also a very popular "underground band" among the invited guests.

Unlike their outfits with pink bubbles all over their bodies, the other party is a deadly black suit.

Each one has eyes on the top of the head, and when people don't speak, they will snort a few words first.

The host is a middle-aged man with black-rimmed glasses and greasy hair: "We have invited the recently very popular pole girls and underground bands for this show. These two groups are idols who have become popular recently. Let them introduce themselves first!"

"We are polar girls, thank you for the fans' love, we will always work hard! Please accept Qianjia's love, meow~"

The last sentence was said by Kazuya Sugihara, he is the character of his younger sister, who is responsible for showing cuteness every day, and is very popular among those otaku.

But I never expected that the host who heard their self-finishing showed a speechless expression: "Ah, the way you talk, girls of the extreme, is like people from the Showa era, so old-fashioned."

Xia Li: "..." Damn it!

Host: "Now let the underground band introduce themselves."

The underground band uttered their name with a face full of laziness, and then the host praised him for a while.

This fucking difference in treatment is too big!

But after they finished their introduction, the director called out, they had to adjust the lighting and the layout of the scene, and asked Xia Li and the others to wait for a while.

And at this time, those three dead band members came out to find a sense of presence.

"What age is it now, and you still say my love to you in a whiny voice, it's really too rustic!"

"Yeah, it's really too bad."

"It's so strange that it's still popular like this. How can it be compared with us?"

"It's ugly to wear such a rustic skirt without any personality at all."

A few people laughed while talking.

What Xia Li heard was going to blow up, it's okay to be bullied in the gang, but he will be bullied outside!

Kentaro Yamamoto held Xia Li's hand to calm her down.

Xia Li showed a dangerous smile: "I know, I won't do it now, and I want them not to come down during the live broadcast! Speaking bad things in front of me, it looks like they haven't been beaten by society!"