After the big fool gets married

The third grandfather couldn't understand Yang Wan'er's domineering look, and shouted: "Speak carefully!"

Aggrieved, Yang Wan'er called out "Father" to Yang Yuanwai, and shook Yang Yuanwai's arm, asking him to speak for him.

In front of outsiders, he always has to protect his own daughter, Yang Yuanwai said bravely: "Wu Xuan is the only son in the family, we can't cut off the incense, we should marry a woman."

Yang Yuanwai originally found a reason to persuade him at random, but he happened to hit the third grandfather's weakness.

The third grandfather had two major regrets in his life. One was that he had no son, and the other was that Mr. Wu did not agree to adopt Wu Ercheng as his son.

For Wu Ercheng's only son, Wu Xuan, he treats him as his own grandson.In the past, Wu Xuan was a fool, and only recognized Yu Doudou, so he reluctantly agreed to the two getting married.But now that Wu Xuan has changed for the better, he should marry a woman.Of course, to marry a daughter-in-law, you must choose a virtuous and sensible woman, such as Yang Wan'er is absolutely impossible!

Seeing that the third grandpa was moved, Yang Yuanwai continued: "The little girl has turned sixteen, and she is in her prime. After studying with me for a few years, she can be considered to know some characters."

As soon as these words came out, Wu Xuan suddenly realized something was wrong, he asked: "Your daughter is 16 years old?"

"That's right, I'm two years younger than you." Yang Wan'er replied cheerfully.Immediately realizing that she should be more reserved, she secretly glanced at Wu Xuan, then nodded shyly.

Wu Xuan said: "Since your daughter is 16 years old. Then when I am full moon, she will be born in two years. How can you make a baby kiss with me?"

Yang Yuanwai explained: "At that time, Zhuo Jing was pregnant, and the child had not yet been born."

The child who had just been dragged out by his brother sneaked back, heard this, and said loudly: "Could it be that the girl from the Yang family has been pregnant in her mother's womb for more than two years?"

"You're so cheap, you think it's Nezha, and you're still pregnant for more than two years!" His brother scolded him, twisting his ear.But did not drag him out again.

Yang Yuanwai continued to explain: "Because the child has not yet been born, so only my name is written on the marriage certificate, and the other place is vacant. A few days later, Zhuo Jing gave birth to a son, who is my eldest son Yang Xiuzhu."

Everyone followed his gaze and finally noticed Yang Xiuzhu who had been standing at the back without saying a word.

"Originally, the two families are sons, and the marriage should not be possible. But God sent a good match, two years later, Zhuo Jing gave birth to a daughter, and this marriage contract just happened." Yang Yuanwai, under the urging of his daughter, said this Segment words.

"So—" Wu Xuan looked towards Yang Xiuzhu, who was at the back of the crowd, and there was a hint of ridicule in the end of his voice, "The one who has a marriage contract with me is Brother Xiuzhu."

Everyone didn't expect Wu Xuan to think so, and they were all stunned.

Yang Wan'er shouted loudly: "I am the one who has a marriage contract with you!"

Yang Yuanwai also said: "According to the tradition, if the first child is a son, if the first child is a son, it will automatically be postponed to the next daughter."

Wu Xuan said with a straight face: "A gentleman honors promises. Now that Brother Xiuzhu has been appointed, how can he break the engagement just because he is a man. Yang Yuanwai and Brother Xiuzhu are scholars, so they must know the etiquette and keep promises. Then me and Xiuzhu Brother Zhuxian's marriage—”

"Ridiculous!" Member Yang said angrily.Yang Xiuzhu is his eldest son and his only son, how could he marry a man.

Yang Wan'er also said: "My brother will be able to pass the examination of scholar next year, and he wants to marry a lady from everyone."

Wu Xuan glanced at them with a calm expression, "Write the marriage letter and deny it, spreading it out will ruin your reputation, I'm afraid it will affect the scientific examination." This was what Yang Wan'er threatened him just now, and now I can return it to her.

The Yang family was choked back at once, not knowing how to refute.Yang Xiuzhu is burdened with the expectations of the whole family, and there is no room for any mistakes in his road to the imperial examination.

To deal with thick-skinned and shameless people, you have to be thicker than them!

Wu Xuan straightened his clothes and walked in the direction of Yang Xiuzhu, "I have always admired a talented person like Brother Xiuzhu, if I can hold candles every day and talk at night—"

Yang Yuanwai became anxious all of a sudden, and rushed over to stop Wu Xuan, Wu Xuan stretched out his iron arm, clamped Yang Yuanwai's arm, handed it to Wu Wentao, and said, "Help Yang Yuanwai back to the chair and sit down."

Yang Wan'er also rushed over and said: "I am the one who is betrothed to you. I am a woman, and my brother is a man." How could someone not like girls and want to marry a man?

Wu Xuan curled his lips into a smile, "I only like men."

With a standard smile on his face, he walked up to Yang Xiuzhu and gave a scholar's salute, "Meeting in a guest, at dusk at the corner of the hedge, silently leaning on Xiuzhu." After reciting this sentence pretentiously, it doesn't fit the situation at all, but it is enough After the disgusting verse.

Wu Xuan moved closer, and said in a protracted tone: "Your brother is like a forest of Xiuzhu, which makes people forget the world when they see it. Also, seeing it makes them—heartbreak."

Yang Xiuzhu had never seen such a battle before, and he was so scared that he took several steps back.He was originally introverted and unsociable, and he stumbled when chatting with his classmates. Such straightforward flirting was extremely frightening to him.

Member Yang was eager to protect his son, he fought his life to break free from Wu Wentao's grasp, and said: "Nephew Wu Xuan, Xiu Zhu is the only son in my family."

Wu Xuan looked at Yuanwai Yang who stood in front of him, still smiling gently, "It's okay, I'm also the only child in my family."

"Xiu Zhu has already passed the Tongsheng exam, and he will take the college exam again this year. He is a scholar, how can he be with you—" Yang Yuanwai couldn't utter the following words.

Wu Xuan said sincerely: "Are you dissatisfied with my lack of fame? Then I will take the scientific examination next year. If I get the fame of a scholar, can I marry Brother Xiuzhu?"

"Of course not!" Yang Yuanwai had such a precious son, how could he let him marry.

"Wen Tao, help Yuanwai to rest in his seat!" Wu Xuan said loudly.Since you have the guts to bring your daughter to pester me, don't blame me for pestering your son.

Wu Xuan bypassed Yang Yuanwai, and approached Yang Xiuzhu step by step, "On the window bamboo shadow shakes the book table, the sound of wild springs enters the inkstone pool, this beautiful scenery, if I can have my virtuous brother swim with me—"

"The marriage letter is just a joke after drinking, there are too many things to do!" Yang Yuanwai broke down and shouted.

"Oh?" Wu Xuan turned around, "Is this true?"

Member Yang slumped down on the chair as if discouraged, and said: "At that time, everyone was drinking too much and a group of people made a fuss, so we signed this marriage contract. After waking up from the wine, neither of us paid much attention to it, and just took it as a joke."

"So that's the case, then why did you come to the door today with a marriage certificate?" Wu Xuan asked.

Yang Yuanwai looked at Yang Wan'er, who was hit hard, and then at Yang Xiuzhu, who was terrified. After hesitating, he still felt that his son was more important.He had no choice but to betray his daughter, he said: "The little girl Wan'er loves her nephew, I happened to find out this marriage certificate, and I just thought—"

"Cheated marriage? Forced marriage?" Wu Xuan spoke out for him.

Yang Yuanwai turned his head away in embarrassment, neither admitting nor denying it.

At this point, the truth has come out.

Yang Yuanwai lost such a big man in front of so many people, he really had no face to stay any longer.He said: "Farewell." He signaled Yang Xiuzhu and Yang Wan'er to leave with him.

Yang Wan'er was still not reconciled, she said to Wu Xuan: "You will marry a woman sooner or later—"

Wu Xuan turned his head and stopped Yang Xiuzhu, who was about to slip away quietly, "Have a good night and a good moon, a beautiful woman Xiuzhu and a breeze, I don't know if my virtuous brother has—"

"Come here!" Yang Yuanwai yelled at Yang Wan'er, and forcefully dragged her away. Seeing this, Wu Xuan let go of Yang Xiuzhu kindly.

This kind of rogue method was learned by Wu Xuan when he was in high school. At that time, a girl in class confessed to him, and he directly expressed his sexuality.But afterward, there would always be some boring straight men who came up to him to laugh and provoke him.

Wu Xuan only suffered a couple of losses at the beginning, but later he came up with this method, which is very effective for disgusting straight men, and he is sure to scare him so that he will take the initiative to stay away from him next time.

This time it is used to scare the elders of straight men, and the effect is doubled.

Looking at the backs of Yang Yuanwai's family of three fleeing in despair, Wu Xuan laughed wantonly and flamboyantly.

Although Yang Xiuzhu is so innocent, who made him fall in love with Yang Yuanwai's father and Yang Wan'er's sister!

-

After Wu Xuan finished laughing, he turned his head triumphantly, ready to meet the adoring eyes of his cousins.

But he saw Doudou standing behind him, staring at him faintly.

"Ahaha——Doudou, when did you come here?" Wu Xuan said with a guilty conscience, wouldn't Doudou see all the things he did just now?

Doudou looked at him expressionlessly, "Have a good night and a happy moon—"

"Ahahahaha——Doudou, aren't you practicing calligraphy in the study?" Just now, Doudou didn't come out after the quarrel outside, so he dared to feel relieved and bold to disgust people.

"It's three o'clock." Doudou remained expressionless.

"Oh, time flies by like a shuttle, three hours passed in a blink of an eye, and it's time to prepare dinner again." Wu Xuan didn't know what he was talking about, "Doudou practiced calligraphy hard today, how about it, How about my dinner tonight?"

Wu Xuan looked at the crowd around him, "Everyone stay and eat, I will cook myself."

"No, no, no." Everyone said goodbye one after another.It's better for outsiders not to get involved in the matter of the young couple.

The third grandfather glanced at Wu Xuan, hesitated to speak, and was dragged away by Wu Dacheng.

The crowd went away with a whimper, only Wu Xuan and Yu Doudou were left in the yard.

Wu Xuan and Doudou stood opposite each other, lowered their heads and explained: "Doudo, you have to trust me, I was just scaring them just now, I have no interest in that Yang Xiuzhu at all. He is as thin as a bamboo pole."

Doudou lowered her head and looked at her thin waist.

Wu Xuan hurriedly made amends: "Doudou, I didn't mean that, I didn't mention you, you look thin, you have a slender waist, you feel—"

Doudou turned around and left.

"Doudou, I was wrong!" Wu Xuan took a big step to catch up with Doudou, and gently put his arms around Doudou's shoulders, "I was wrong, I promise, I will never do this again." He is married now , pay attention to the impact.

Doudou struggled, but did not break free, and said, "Are you making dinner today?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Wu Xuan nodded sharply, with a very attentive attitude, "I will do whatever you say to eat!"

He picked up Doudou and walked to the kitchen, "I'll move you a chair, and you sit at the door of the kitchen and watch me work. By the way, take another fire stick in your hand to see if I'm not working hard. Just throw it with a stick."

"No." Doudou whispered.

"Hey hey, I knew Doudou loved me."

"Put me down."

"Don't let it go."