After the big fool gets married
Chapter 12
Wu Xuan stared at Doudou's face with a bewildered smile.
Doudou turned her head away from him, changed the subject and said, "Brother Xuan, how can you talk so much? Does your throat not hurt? Also, what is the bottle in your hand?"
Didn't hear Wu Xuan's answer, Doudou ran to the big box again, exaggerating: "Wow, what's in here? Is this a cup? It's so big! It looks like it's shining like gold, it can't be made of gold Let's go!" After speaking, he glanced at Wu Xuan from the corner of his eye.
"Go back and tell you in detail." Wu Xuan accepted it as soon as he saw it, otherwise Doudou would be too shy to beat him with his small fist.
"Then let's go eat, the buns are already steamed," Doudou said.
"Let's go." Wu Xuan stuffed Doudou with the repair agent in his hand, and followed behind dragging the big box.
Dinner was steamed buns stuffed with cabbage with a heated restorative.
Wu Xuan took two glasses and filled them up, pretending that they were full of wine, "Come on, celebrate my return to normal, cheers!"
Doudou obediently took it and drank it down.
"Doudou, why did you drink it by yourself and haven't toasted yet!" Wu Xuan said.
"Ah?" Doudou Mengmeng raised his head, and in the afterglow of the setting sun, he could still vaguely see the glimmer of water on his lips, "Didn't a toast be a whole cup?"
"Of course not." Wu Xuan poured another cup for Doudou and stuffed it into his hand, "I want to touch my cup." He held Doudou's wrist, "Here, like this, two cups touch each other. Together, we can drink."
Two cups, together?Doudou thought of the hasty wedding night of the two, and the missed wedding wine.
The cup touched Wu Xuan's cup and slid around, and his arms were wrapped around Wu Xuan's, "Brother Xuan, is that so?" Doudou's voice was a little shy.
"Yes...that's how it is." Regardless of whether it is true or not, it must be now anyway!
Doudou slowly came closer, getting closer, getting closer, so close that he could almost smell his breath, and said softly: "Let's drink together, share joys and sorrows. Brother Xuan, cheers."
"Cheers... Cheers." Poor Wu Xuan, who managed to get rid of the title of dumb, stuttered again.
-
The two finished their dinner in such a lingering way, during which they drank countless glasses of wine that were replaced by restoration agents.
And Doudou didn't seem to have any obvious changes, although it was expected, Wu Xuan was still a little disappointed.
Doudou was very satisfied: "Brother Xuan, this water is very sweet, and I feel very comfortable after drinking it." While talking, he handed the washed cup to Wu Xuan.
"Comfortable?" Wu Xuan took the cup and put it in the basin together with the bowl and chopsticks.
"Well, even when the heartbeat is fast, it won't be too uncomfortable." Doudou said.When he touched Wu Xuan's arm, his heartbeat was obviously fast. As usual, he must immediately adjust his breathing to calm his emotions so as not to faint.
But the atmosphere at that time was so beautiful that he couldn't bear it, so he insisted on finishing the glass.It turned out to be all right?Although I was still short of breath, it was much more comfortable than before.
"Then continue to drink tomorrow." Wu Xuan said, the bottle of the repair agent is about the size of a small bottled water.The two handed over countless cups and didn't drink half of it, and there was still more than half of the bottle left!
Doudou put the bottle away by the stove, and agreed: "Well, use it to cook porridge tomorrow morning, with such sweet water, the porridge must be very sweet."
-
It was completely dark, and the two walked to the sleeping room under the moonlight. When they reached the door, they saw a faint white light coming from the room.
Strange, the oil lamp was obviously not lit, and besides, even if it was really lit, the simple oil lamp could only emit a dim yellow light, it couldn't be so bright.Could it be the giant tableware box?
Wu Xuan pushed open the door, and sure enough, white light emerged from the gap in the box that wasn't tightly covered.
He lifted the lid, and the soft white light instantly illuminated the whole room, and every piece of tableware in the box was surrounded by a circle of white light spots.
For example, the goblets in the middle, this circle of white light spots on their bases.During the day, because the seven-color gemstones on the body of the cup were too eye-catching, Wu Xuan didn't pay much attention to other places. Only now did he realize that the base was also inlaid with a circle of transparent gemstones.
The transparent stone is inconspicuous during the day, but it shines so brightly at night.
"It turned out to be a white luminous stone!" Wu Xuan exclaimed.
Most luminous stones emit a green glow, with occasional small amounts of reddish blue.But this is the first time Wu Xuan has seen the white luminous stone, and the alien's technology is really extraordinary.
Doudou also leaned over curiously: "Brother Xuan, why does this stone glow?"
"It seems that there is a substance in the stone that can absorb sunlight during the day and release it slowly at night." Wu Xuan scratched his head, "I don't quite understand the specific mechanism."
"That's very practical!" Doudou said happily: "With this kind of stone, we don't need to buy lamp oil in the future, and we can save a lot of money!"
Doudou is really a good boy who is diligent and thrifty.
Wu Xuan took out a goblet and put it upside down on the ground, it looked like a floor lamp.He said: "I'll make do with it today, and tomorrow I'll take these stones and make them into lamps for you."
A floor lamp sits in the southeast corner of the room.The soil kang was in the northeast corner of the room, Wu Xuan and Doudou put pillows on the east wall, against the light, sat and chatted on the kang.
"Brother Xuan, tell me your story, why did you suddenly recover, and where did these things come from?"
"That's when I was born. There was a problem when I was reincarnated, and my soul was split into two parts. One part was in this body, and the other part went to another world. Because the soul was incomplete, the two parts of me They all had certain flaws. Later—after I fell off a cliff, my whole soul came back.”
"Wow, Brother Xuan, what does the other world you live in look like?"
"There are tall and tall houses, fast and fast cars, and many, many people." But no house belongs to me, and no one belongs to me.
"That world is amazing, and you are so rich, you can make cups out of gold and make them so big!"
"Hahaha——" Wu Xuan was amused, and the melancholy that had just arisen was instantly dispelled by the laughter. "Silly Doudou, that world is not as beautiful as you think. As for these things—"
Wu Xuan explained the plane trading system to Doudou, but Doudou was confused.
"I'll show you." Wu Xuan summoned the trading system.The screen is still blank for thousands of years, except for the warehouse in the lower right corner, there is no response to poking anywhere else. "Doudou, can you see it?"
Doudou shook his head.He only saw Wu Xuan pointing his fingers in front of him, but there was obviously nothing in front of them.
"That means only I can see it." Wu Xuan withdrew his hand in a lack of interest, waiting for the system to automatically retract it.After the previous few times, he has already discovered that in the trading system, he can only actively summon and not take back.But as long as he ignores the screen, the screen will go back after a while.
"It's enough for Brother Xuan to see." Doudou yawned, listening to Brother Xuan's story all night, it was already past the usual sleep time.
"Brother Xuan, I'm sleepy."
"Well, go to sleep, I'll go down and turn off the lights." Wu Xuan got off the bed, put the temporary floor lamp back into the box, and closed the lid tightly.
-
Early the next morning, Wu Xuan went to the backyard with a goblet and an axe.
Since gold is to be sold, it must be processed.Such an exquisite and huge cup must not be taken out, and there is no way to explain the source.
The easiest part of the goblet to cut off is naturally its handle, but although gold is soft, it is still metal, especially the handle of this cup is almost three fingers thick.Wu Xuan regarded it as a small sapling, and chopped it down with one axe, leaving a bunch of uneven marks on the handle before finally cutting it off.
The inlaid luminous stone is not very strong, so it is easy to pry it off.
The half of the handle and a pockmarked base were placed on the open space, and Wu Xuan picked up the ax again and slashed and smashed.The soil is swirling, the axes are clanging, it's a scene of a farmhouse getting up early and working hard.
By the time he was so tired that he stopped, the objects on the ground could no longer see their prototypes.
Satisfied, Wu Xuan picked up a few pieces of gold, weighed them, and handed them to Doudou in the front yard.
The remaining pieces of gold and the cup body with colorful gemstones were repacked by Wu Xuan into a box and sealed, and the box was thrown directly into the cellar.These should be out of use for a while.
-
Wujia Village is the largest village in the south of the county seat. Because it is relatively wealthy, people go to the county town to buy things every day, so there is a special ox cart at the entrance of the village.People from nearby villages sometimes come to Wujia Village to take a car.
When Wu Xuan and Doudou arrived, there were already three people in the cart, all young women.Without blushing, Wu Xuan pulled Doudou to sit on it.
The three women gathered together and whispered: "It really doesn't look stupid."
"I heard he can talk too."
"Then why didn't he say it?"
"The man is right next to him, why don't you ask him?"
Wu Xuan. . .The bullock cart is only this big, no matter how softly you speak, I can still hear you!
After waiting for a while, another woman came over, who looked about 40 years old, holding a blue leather bundle tightly in her hand.When she got into the car, the handlebar yelled: "Sit tight, let's go!" The ox cart drove slowly.
The woman sat next to Wu Xuan and greeted him: "Master."
Wu Xuan turned his head to look at Doudou for science popularization.
Doudou said: "This is the daughter-in-law of Boss Wei, the one who rented your ten mu of land."
"If my boss doesn't mind, you can call me Aunt Wei." said the eldest daughter-in-law Wei.Her family is an outsider, and her family name is Wei in the whole village.That's what everyone calls her on weekdays.
"Aunt Wei, you don't need to call me boss, just call me Wu Xuan." Wu Xuan said politely.
"My God, I really learned how to speak!" The three women started discussing again.
"Didn't you say you just learned it? How do you say it so neatly?"
"Yeah, like a normal person."
Doudou turned her head away from him, changed the subject and said, "Brother Xuan, how can you talk so much? Does your throat not hurt? Also, what is the bottle in your hand?"
Didn't hear Wu Xuan's answer, Doudou ran to the big box again, exaggerating: "Wow, what's in here? Is this a cup? It's so big! It looks like it's shining like gold, it can't be made of gold Let's go!" After speaking, he glanced at Wu Xuan from the corner of his eye.
"Go back and tell you in detail." Wu Xuan accepted it as soon as he saw it, otherwise Doudou would be too shy to beat him with his small fist.
"Then let's go eat, the buns are already steamed," Doudou said.
"Let's go." Wu Xuan stuffed Doudou with the repair agent in his hand, and followed behind dragging the big box.
Dinner was steamed buns stuffed with cabbage with a heated restorative.
Wu Xuan took two glasses and filled them up, pretending that they were full of wine, "Come on, celebrate my return to normal, cheers!"
Doudou obediently took it and drank it down.
"Doudou, why did you drink it by yourself and haven't toasted yet!" Wu Xuan said.
"Ah?" Doudou Mengmeng raised his head, and in the afterglow of the setting sun, he could still vaguely see the glimmer of water on his lips, "Didn't a toast be a whole cup?"
"Of course not." Wu Xuan poured another cup for Doudou and stuffed it into his hand, "I want to touch my cup." He held Doudou's wrist, "Here, like this, two cups touch each other. Together, we can drink."
Two cups, together?Doudou thought of the hasty wedding night of the two, and the missed wedding wine.
The cup touched Wu Xuan's cup and slid around, and his arms were wrapped around Wu Xuan's, "Brother Xuan, is that so?" Doudou's voice was a little shy.
"Yes...that's how it is." Regardless of whether it is true or not, it must be now anyway!
Doudou slowly came closer, getting closer, getting closer, so close that he could almost smell his breath, and said softly: "Let's drink together, share joys and sorrows. Brother Xuan, cheers."
"Cheers... Cheers." Poor Wu Xuan, who managed to get rid of the title of dumb, stuttered again.
-
The two finished their dinner in such a lingering way, during which they drank countless glasses of wine that were replaced by restoration agents.
And Doudou didn't seem to have any obvious changes, although it was expected, Wu Xuan was still a little disappointed.
Doudou was very satisfied: "Brother Xuan, this water is very sweet, and I feel very comfortable after drinking it." While talking, he handed the washed cup to Wu Xuan.
"Comfortable?" Wu Xuan took the cup and put it in the basin together with the bowl and chopsticks.
"Well, even when the heartbeat is fast, it won't be too uncomfortable." Doudou said.When he touched Wu Xuan's arm, his heartbeat was obviously fast. As usual, he must immediately adjust his breathing to calm his emotions so as not to faint.
But the atmosphere at that time was so beautiful that he couldn't bear it, so he insisted on finishing the glass.It turned out to be all right?Although I was still short of breath, it was much more comfortable than before.
"Then continue to drink tomorrow." Wu Xuan said, the bottle of the repair agent is about the size of a small bottled water.The two handed over countless cups and didn't drink half of it, and there was still more than half of the bottle left!
Doudou put the bottle away by the stove, and agreed: "Well, use it to cook porridge tomorrow morning, with such sweet water, the porridge must be very sweet."
-
It was completely dark, and the two walked to the sleeping room under the moonlight. When they reached the door, they saw a faint white light coming from the room.
Strange, the oil lamp was obviously not lit, and besides, even if it was really lit, the simple oil lamp could only emit a dim yellow light, it couldn't be so bright.Could it be the giant tableware box?
Wu Xuan pushed open the door, and sure enough, white light emerged from the gap in the box that wasn't tightly covered.
He lifted the lid, and the soft white light instantly illuminated the whole room, and every piece of tableware in the box was surrounded by a circle of white light spots.
For example, the goblets in the middle, this circle of white light spots on their bases.During the day, because the seven-color gemstones on the body of the cup were too eye-catching, Wu Xuan didn't pay much attention to other places. Only now did he realize that the base was also inlaid with a circle of transparent gemstones.
The transparent stone is inconspicuous during the day, but it shines so brightly at night.
"It turned out to be a white luminous stone!" Wu Xuan exclaimed.
Most luminous stones emit a green glow, with occasional small amounts of reddish blue.But this is the first time Wu Xuan has seen the white luminous stone, and the alien's technology is really extraordinary.
Doudou also leaned over curiously: "Brother Xuan, why does this stone glow?"
"It seems that there is a substance in the stone that can absorb sunlight during the day and release it slowly at night." Wu Xuan scratched his head, "I don't quite understand the specific mechanism."
"That's very practical!" Doudou said happily: "With this kind of stone, we don't need to buy lamp oil in the future, and we can save a lot of money!"
Doudou is really a good boy who is diligent and thrifty.
Wu Xuan took out a goblet and put it upside down on the ground, it looked like a floor lamp.He said: "I'll make do with it today, and tomorrow I'll take these stones and make them into lamps for you."
A floor lamp sits in the southeast corner of the room.The soil kang was in the northeast corner of the room, Wu Xuan and Doudou put pillows on the east wall, against the light, sat and chatted on the kang.
"Brother Xuan, tell me your story, why did you suddenly recover, and where did these things come from?"
"That's when I was born. There was a problem when I was reincarnated, and my soul was split into two parts. One part was in this body, and the other part went to another world. Because the soul was incomplete, the two parts of me They all had certain flaws. Later—after I fell off a cliff, my whole soul came back.”
"Wow, Brother Xuan, what does the other world you live in look like?"
"There are tall and tall houses, fast and fast cars, and many, many people." But no house belongs to me, and no one belongs to me.
"That world is amazing, and you are so rich, you can make cups out of gold and make them so big!"
"Hahaha——" Wu Xuan was amused, and the melancholy that had just arisen was instantly dispelled by the laughter. "Silly Doudou, that world is not as beautiful as you think. As for these things—"
Wu Xuan explained the plane trading system to Doudou, but Doudou was confused.
"I'll show you." Wu Xuan summoned the trading system.The screen is still blank for thousands of years, except for the warehouse in the lower right corner, there is no response to poking anywhere else. "Doudou, can you see it?"
Doudou shook his head.He only saw Wu Xuan pointing his fingers in front of him, but there was obviously nothing in front of them.
"That means only I can see it." Wu Xuan withdrew his hand in a lack of interest, waiting for the system to automatically retract it.After the previous few times, he has already discovered that in the trading system, he can only actively summon and not take back.But as long as he ignores the screen, the screen will go back after a while.
"It's enough for Brother Xuan to see." Doudou yawned, listening to Brother Xuan's story all night, it was already past the usual sleep time.
"Brother Xuan, I'm sleepy."
"Well, go to sleep, I'll go down and turn off the lights." Wu Xuan got off the bed, put the temporary floor lamp back into the box, and closed the lid tightly.
-
Early the next morning, Wu Xuan went to the backyard with a goblet and an axe.
Since gold is to be sold, it must be processed.Such an exquisite and huge cup must not be taken out, and there is no way to explain the source.
The easiest part of the goblet to cut off is naturally its handle, but although gold is soft, it is still metal, especially the handle of this cup is almost three fingers thick.Wu Xuan regarded it as a small sapling, and chopped it down with one axe, leaving a bunch of uneven marks on the handle before finally cutting it off.
The inlaid luminous stone is not very strong, so it is easy to pry it off.
The half of the handle and a pockmarked base were placed on the open space, and Wu Xuan picked up the ax again and slashed and smashed.The soil is swirling, the axes are clanging, it's a scene of a farmhouse getting up early and working hard.
By the time he was so tired that he stopped, the objects on the ground could no longer see their prototypes.
Satisfied, Wu Xuan picked up a few pieces of gold, weighed them, and handed them to Doudou in the front yard.
The remaining pieces of gold and the cup body with colorful gemstones were repacked by Wu Xuan into a box and sealed, and the box was thrown directly into the cellar.These should be out of use for a while.
-
Wujia Village is the largest village in the south of the county seat. Because it is relatively wealthy, people go to the county town to buy things every day, so there is a special ox cart at the entrance of the village.People from nearby villages sometimes come to Wujia Village to take a car.
When Wu Xuan and Doudou arrived, there were already three people in the cart, all young women.Without blushing, Wu Xuan pulled Doudou to sit on it.
The three women gathered together and whispered: "It really doesn't look stupid."
"I heard he can talk too."
"Then why didn't he say it?"
"The man is right next to him, why don't you ask him?"
Wu Xuan. . .The bullock cart is only this big, no matter how softly you speak, I can still hear you!
After waiting for a while, another woman came over, who looked about 40 years old, holding a blue leather bundle tightly in her hand.When she got into the car, the handlebar yelled: "Sit tight, let's go!" The ox cart drove slowly.
The woman sat next to Wu Xuan and greeted him: "Master."
Wu Xuan turned his head to look at Doudou for science popularization.
Doudou said: "This is the daughter-in-law of Boss Wei, the one who rented your ten mu of land."
"If my boss doesn't mind, you can call me Aunt Wei." said the eldest daughter-in-law Wei.Her family is an outsider, and her family name is Wei in the whole village.That's what everyone calls her on weekdays.
"Aunt Wei, you don't need to call me boss, just call me Wu Xuan." Wu Xuan said politely.
"My God, I really learned how to speak!" The three women started discussing again.
"Didn't you say you just learned it? How do you say it so neatly?"
"Yeah, like a normal person."
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