After the big fool gets married
Chapter 102
Although Wu Xuan still had the strength to make jokes, his weak appearance was really worrying.
Dou Hongyan and others persuaded him to go back to his room and have a good rest. The experienced boatman also suggested a few tricks, Wu Xuan nodded in response, and went back to his room after only drinking a bowl of soup.
The next day, when Wu Xuan went to Class A again, he vomited worse than the day before.
The boatmen were very surprised. Generally, those who suffer from seasickness have the most severe reaction on the first day, and they will get better after a few days of getting used to it.It's really not normal for someone like Wu Xuan to get more serious every day.
Everyone quickly found an old boatman who knew a little bit about medical skills. The old boatman put his finger on Wu Xuan's pulse, and saw that the pulse was very strong and there was no problem at all.He had no choice but to say: "Maybe this lord really can't take a boat. I've seen this before. No matter how many times I take a boat, I can't get used to it. It gets worse every time."
Dou Hongyan said anxiously: "Then what should we do? We will stay on the ship for two months!"
Sun Xian hesitated and said, "Should I turn around and go back?" His mission was to protect Wu Xuan and his party, and if something happened to Wu Xuan on the boat——
The leading boatman said: "Going south is downstream, but if you turn around, you will be upstream. The speed will be more than twice as slow as now, and it will take four days to return to Lushi Wharf. It is better to continue to go downstream, and you will be there in two days. Qingzhou Wharf."
Their ship not only carried Sun Xian and his party, but also carried a batch of goods to be transported to Tantai Province. If they turned around, the delivery of the goods might be delayed.Besides, turning around and going back is indeed not as fast as going to the next pier.
Wu Xuan nodded very understandingly, "It's okay, I can hold on, I'll get off the boat at Qingzhou Wharf."
If he went back to Lushi County, Sun Xian would definitely not let him and Doudou go alone, but it would be different when he arrived in Qingzhou.Qingzhou has already left the border of Jiangyuan Province, and those under Du Ge's subordinates can't embarrass him anymore.
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Two days later, Wu Xuan and Doudou disembarked at Qingzhou Wharf, politely declined Sun Xian's idea of sending someone to escort them, and embarked on the southbound road alone.
Wu Xuan rubbed the white powder on his face vigorously with a handkerchief, and he said "Pah, Pah, Pah, Pah, what kind of powder is this, why is it so bitter?"
"A dry handkerchief can't be wiped off." Doudou wet another handkerchief with water and handed it to him, "This is given to me by my uncle, who said it is mixed with pearl powder, so it is good for the skin."
"What's wrong? It's so uncomfortable to apply!" Wu Xuan took a wet kerchief and wiped it vigorously on his face, and finally wiped it off in a mess.
Doudou said: "Why don't you stop the car and wash your face?"
Wu Xuan swung his horsewhip vigorously, "No need, we have to leave here quickly and find a place that no one knows to settle down."
He had a premonition that their baby was about to be born. Yu Peili had already prepared enough food like goat milk and rice porridge, as well as a lot of clothes and diapers. The only thing to worry about now was the way the baby was born. Is it too weird, or the baby looks too weird.
Therefore, they have to find a place where no one knows them at all, and make plans according to the situation after the baby is born.
After driving for two days, the two arrived at a county called Longning and headed straight to the northern suburbs of the county.
Longning County is famous for its hot springs in the northern suburbs. People often come here to enjoy the scenery and soak in the springs. June is the off-season for hot springs. Wu Xuan only bought the largest courtyard in Tangshan in the northern suburbs with only 120 taels of silver.
This other courtyard is a three-entry house, which is more than enough to accommodate dozens of people.
The young man from Tangshan graciously helped Wu Xuan lead the horse, "You have built the largest yard, and there are two serving maids and a woman who cooks in the yard. I will bring them over to you later, you Just ask them if you need anything.”
Wu Xuan said: "No need, I like quiet."
"Then your meal, we have prepared it and sent it to you?"
Wu Xuan said: "No need. You will bring me three days' food later, and then you won't have to serve it within three days."
The little guy wanted to say that in this hot weather, fresh vegetables and meat could not be stored for three days, but the customer's attitude was firm, and he was not good at talking too much, so he could only agree.
After entering the yard, Wu Xuan set up the carriage and moved the box out of the carriage. The egg had grown a lot and was about to burst the box.
After Wu Xuan carried the box into the room, he probably already felt safe. The egg rammed into the box, making a loud bang on the box.
Seeing that the crack in the box was getting bigger and bigger, Wu Xuan hurriedly opened the lid.
"Boom——" the egg was too hard to stop, and hit the table next to it, smashing the table into pieces.
Wu Xuan: Look at this strength, it is indeed from my own body.
Let the baby have fun in the house by himself, and he is not afraid of breaking things, anyway, he is ready to pay for it.
The two went to other rooms to put everything in order, planning to wait for the baby to be born in this yard.
-
After running all the way continuously, Wu Xuan and Doudou were very tired. Now that they finally settled down, the two of them relaxed. After dinner that day, they fell into a deep sleep.
In the middle of the night, Doudou was woken up by a sound of "click, click". He wanted to get up to check, but Wu Xuan held his body and couldn't move at all.
Doudou gently pushed Wu Xuan's arm, "Brother Xuan, Brother Xuan, let me go—"
Wu Xuan fell into a deep sleep and didn't react at all.
Looking at Wu Xuan's tightly closed eyes, Doudou felt sorry for him.These days Brother Xuan is pretending to be sick and driving the car, but he didn't get a good night's sleep.I really can't bear to wake Brother Xuan up because of an unusual sound.
Doudou closed her eyes again, planning to wait until dawn to look again.
The sound of "Kacha Kacha" gradually subsided, and Doudou's consciousness also became erratic, and she was about to fall back into sleep.
Suddenly, "Wow -" a loud cry went straight into the sky.
Doudou was so frightened that she grasped Wu Xuan's arm tightly, and Wu Xuan also sat up abruptly, "What's wrong?"
"Wow - wow -" Another loud cry joined in, and the two voices seemed to be in a competition, one was louder than the other.Fortunately, only their family lived nearby, otherwise they would have been woken up.
"Child?" The two of them were completely awake now, and they didn't even care about putting on their clothes, so they quickly rolled over and got out of bed.
Doudou took out the luminous lamp from Yu Peili and handed it to Wu Xuan.
Wu Xuan took the lamp, kicked open the door, and ran towards the next room.When they were sleeping, Dan didn't follow him, and kept bouncing around in the next room, so Wu Xuan didn't force him and let him play by himself.
As expected, the crying sound came from the next room. When he reached the door, Wu Xuan suddenly became a little timid. Inside was their child, and he didn't know what it looked like.
"Brother Xuan, why are you in a daze!" Doudou chased after him, holding two clean cloth towels in his hands, "Go in quickly, how can you make the child cry like this! But this voice, why does it sound like two ——" Doudou said and opened the door.
Under the illumination of the night light, you can see that the house is in a mess, with scattered furniture on the ground, all of which were damaged by eggs in the afternoon.And now, in addition to these tattered furniture, there are a lot of metal fragments in the middle of the room, and——
Two small babies lay unharmed amid a pile of sharp metal shards.
Seeing Wu Xuan and Doudou, the two babies stopped crying tacitly at the same time.
"My God!" Doudou was stunned, "There are actually two!"
But Wu Xuan stood where he was, he couldn't even walk anymore.
Doudou stepped forward and carefully picked up a child, wrapped it in a soft white cloth towel, "Brother Xuan, come and give me a hug." The skin of the two children was white and tender, not at all like newborn babies, and they even Turn your head and look around curiously.
"Why, how to hug?" Wu Xuan walked in with hands and feet.
Doudou stuffed the child in his hand to him, "Hold it with both hands, just don't drop it." After speaking, she wrapped another child with another cloth towel.
Wu Xuan held the baby in his hand stiffly, not daring to move. The baby sensed a familiar breath, and said "Ah—" to him, as if to say hello.
The other child had also been wrapped up. Doudou got up and looked around the room.I saw pieces of metal shards evenly scattered on the ground, each piece was about the same size.
This is the biggest selling point of the one-time incubator.
When the baby is born, the incubator will be adjusted to an appropriate strength according to the baby's strength, and then let the baby break through the incubator with its own strength and "break out of the shell".This is the first exercise for the newborn baby, which can greatly improve the baby's mind and physique.
-
The two carried the child back to the bedroom and laid them flat on the quilt.
Doudou carefully observed the looks of the two children, pointed to the child on the left and said, "Brother Xuan, do you think that he looks like you, and the other one looks like me."
"En." Wu Xuan nodded.
"Brother Xuan, how can there be two children?" This is what Doudou doesn't understand the most. What Wu Xuan has always told him is that the breeding warehouse will produce a baby.
"I don't know either." Wu Xuan shook his head.
Seeing brother Xuan's distraught appearance, Doudou stopped asking, and took out the goat's milk prepared earlier from the jade pendant, intending to feed the child.The goat milk was packed in a white porcelain bottle, which was specially designed by Wu Xuan to resemble a baby bottle, but the nipple was hard, so you need to be more careful when feeding it.
What the two of them didn't know was that the reason they had two children stemmed from the second biggest selling point of the one-time breeding warehouse, intelligence.
In the absence of human input data, the breeding warehouse will select the number of children based on the number of germ cells.For example, the reproductive cells of two people will produce two children by default, and the two children will be more like one of them.
The gender of the child is also the same as the provider of the germ cells by default.
Therefore, in the default state of the incubator, two men can only give birth to two male babies.
Dou Hongyan and others persuaded him to go back to his room and have a good rest. The experienced boatman also suggested a few tricks, Wu Xuan nodded in response, and went back to his room after only drinking a bowl of soup.
The next day, when Wu Xuan went to Class A again, he vomited worse than the day before.
The boatmen were very surprised. Generally, those who suffer from seasickness have the most severe reaction on the first day, and they will get better after a few days of getting used to it.It's really not normal for someone like Wu Xuan to get more serious every day.
Everyone quickly found an old boatman who knew a little bit about medical skills. The old boatman put his finger on Wu Xuan's pulse, and saw that the pulse was very strong and there was no problem at all.He had no choice but to say: "Maybe this lord really can't take a boat. I've seen this before. No matter how many times I take a boat, I can't get used to it. It gets worse every time."
Dou Hongyan said anxiously: "Then what should we do? We will stay on the ship for two months!"
Sun Xian hesitated and said, "Should I turn around and go back?" His mission was to protect Wu Xuan and his party, and if something happened to Wu Xuan on the boat——
The leading boatman said: "Going south is downstream, but if you turn around, you will be upstream. The speed will be more than twice as slow as now, and it will take four days to return to Lushi Wharf. It is better to continue to go downstream, and you will be there in two days. Qingzhou Wharf."
Their ship not only carried Sun Xian and his party, but also carried a batch of goods to be transported to Tantai Province. If they turned around, the delivery of the goods might be delayed.Besides, turning around and going back is indeed not as fast as going to the next pier.
Wu Xuan nodded very understandingly, "It's okay, I can hold on, I'll get off the boat at Qingzhou Wharf."
If he went back to Lushi County, Sun Xian would definitely not let him and Doudou go alone, but it would be different when he arrived in Qingzhou.Qingzhou has already left the border of Jiangyuan Province, and those under Du Ge's subordinates can't embarrass him anymore.
-
Two days later, Wu Xuan and Doudou disembarked at Qingzhou Wharf, politely declined Sun Xian's idea of sending someone to escort them, and embarked on the southbound road alone.
Wu Xuan rubbed the white powder on his face vigorously with a handkerchief, and he said "Pah, Pah, Pah, Pah, what kind of powder is this, why is it so bitter?"
"A dry handkerchief can't be wiped off." Doudou wet another handkerchief with water and handed it to him, "This is given to me by my uncle, who said it is mixed with pearl powder, so it is good for the skin."
"What's wrong? It's so uncomfortable to apply!" Wu Xuan took a wet kerchief and wiped it vigorously on his face, and finally wiped it off in a mess.
Doudou said: "Why don't you stop the car and wash your face?"
Wu Xuan swung his horsewhip vigorously, "No need, we have to leave here quickly and find a place that no one knows to settle down."
He had a premonition that their baby was about to be born. Yu Peili had already prepared enough food like goat milk and rice porridge, as well as a lot of clothes and diapers. The only thing to worry about now was the way the baby was born. Is it too weird, or the baby looks too weird.
Therefore, they have to find a place where no one knows them at all, and make plans according to the situation after the baby is born.
After driving for two days, the two arrived at a county called Longning and headed straight to the northern suburbs of the county.
Longning County is famous for its hot springs in the northern suburbs. People often come here to enjoy the scenery and soak in the springs. June is the off-season for hot springs. Wu Xuan only bought the largest courtyard in Tangshan in the northern suburbs with only 120 taels of silver.
This other courtyard is a three-entry house, which is more than enough to accommodate dozens of people.
The young man from Tangshan graciously helped Wu Xuan lead the horse, "You have built the largest yard, and there are two serving maids and a woman who cooks in the yard. I will bring them over to you later, you Just ask them if you need anything.”
Wu Xuan said: "No need, I like quiet."
"Then your meal, we have prepared it and sent it to you?"
Wu Xuan said: "No need. You will bring me three days' food later, and then you won't have to serve it within three days."
The little guy wanted to say that in this hot weather, fresh vegetables and meat could not be stored for three days, but the customer's attitude was firm, and he was not good at talking too much, so he could only agree.
After entering the yard, Wu Xuan set up the carriage and moved the box out of the carriage. The egg had grown a lot and was about to burst the box.
After Wu Xuan carried the box into the room, he probably already felt safe. The egg rammed into the box, making a loud bang on the box.
Seeing that the crack in the box was getting bigger and bigger, Wu Xuan hurriedly opened the lid.
"Boom——" the egg was too hard to stop, and hit the table next to it, smashing the table into pieces.
Wu Xuan: Look at this strength, it is indeed from my own body.
Let the baby have fun in the house by himself, and he is not afraid of breaking things, anyway, he is ready to pay for it.
The two went to other rooms to put everything in order, planning to wait for the baby to be born in this yard.
-
After running all the way continuously, Wu Xuan and Doudou were very tired. Now that they finally settled down, the two of them relaxed. After dinner that day, they fell into a deep sleep.
In the middle of the night, Doudou was woken up by a sound of "click, click". He wanted to get up to check, but Wu Xuan held his body and couldn't move at all.
Doudou gently pushed Wu Xuan's arm, "Brother Xuan, Brother Xuan, let me go—"
Wu Xuan fell into a deep sleep and didn't react at all.
Looking at Wu Xuan's tightly closed eyes, Doudou felt sorry for him.These days Brother Xuan is pretending to be sick and driving the car, but he didn't get a good night's sleep.I really can't bear to wake Brother Xuan up because of an unusual sound.
Doudou closed her eyes again, planning to wait until dawn to look again.
The sound of "Kacha Kacha" gradually subsided, and Doudou's consciousness also became erratic, and she was about to fall back into sleep.
Suddenly, "Wow -" a loud cry went straight into the sky.
Doudou was so frightened that she grasped Wu Xuan's arm tightly, and Wu Xuan also sat up abruptly, "What's wrong?"
"Wow - wow -" Another loud cry joined in, and the two voices seemed to be in a competition, one was louder than the other.Fortunately, only their family lived nearby, otherwise they would have been woken up.
"Child?" The two of them were completely awake now, and they didn't even care about putting on their clothes, so they quickly rolled over and got out of bed.
Doudou took out the luminous lamp from Yu Peili and handed it to Wu Xuan.
Wu Xuan took the lamp, kicked open the door, and ran towards the next room.When they were sleeping, Dan didn't follow him, and kept bouncing around in the next room, so Wu Xuan didn't force him and let him play by himself.
As expected, the crying sound came from the next room. When he reached the door, Wu Xuan suddenly became a little timid. Inside was their child, and he didn't know what it looked like.
"Brother Xuan, why are you in a daze!" Doudou chased after him, holding two clean cloth towels in his hands, "Go in quickly, how can you make the child cry like this! But this voice, why does it sound like two ——" Doudou said and opened the door.
Under the illumination of the night light, you can see that the house is in a mess, with scattered furniture on the ground, all of which were damaged by eggs in the afternoon.And now, in addition to these tattered furniture, there are a lot of metal fragments in the middle of the room, and——
Two small babies lay unharmed amid a pile of sharp metal shards.
Seeing Wu Xuan and Doudou, the two babies stopped crying tacitly at the same time.
"My God!" Doudou was stunned, "There are actually two!"
But Wu Xuan stood where he was, he couldn't even walk anymore.
Doudou stepped forward and carefully picked up a child, wrapped it in a soft white cloth towel, "Brother Xuan, come and give me a hug." The skin of the two children was white and tender, not at all like newborn babies, and they even Turn your head and look around curiously.
"Why, how to hug?" Wu Xuan walked in with hands and feet.
Doudou stuffed the child in his hand to him, "Hold it with both hands, just don't drop it." After speaking, she wrapped another child with another cloth towel.
Wu Xuan held the baby in his hand stiffly, not daring to move. The baby sensed a familiar breath, and said "Ah—" to him, as if to say hello.
The other child had also been wrapped up. Doudou got up and looked around the room.I saw pieces of metal shards evenly scattered on the ground, each piece was about the same size.
This is the biggest selling point of the one-time incubator.
When the baby is born, the incubator will be adjusted to an appropriate strength according to the baby's strength, and then let the baby break through the incubator with its own strength and "break out of the shell".This is the first exercise for the newborn baby, which can greatly improve the baby's mind and physique.
-
The two carried the child back to the bedroom and laid them flat on the quilt.
Doudou carefully observed the looks of the two children, pointed to the child on the left and said, "Brother Xuan, do you think that he looks like you, and the other one looks like me."
"En." Wu Xuan nodded.
"Brother Xuan, how can there be two children?" This is what Doudou doesn't understand the most. What Wu Xuan has always told him is that the breeding warehouse will produce a baby.
"I don't know either." Wu Xuan shook his head.
Seeing brother Xuan's distraught appearance, Doudou stopped asking, and took out the goat's milk prepared earlier from the jade pendant, intending to feed the child.The goat milk was packed in a white porcelain bottle, which was specially designed by Wu Xuan to resemble a baby bottle, but the nipple was hard, so you need to be more careful when feeding it.
What the two of them didn't know was that the reason they had two children stemmed from the second biggest selling point of the one-time breeding warehouse, intelligence.
In the absence of human input data, the breeding warehouse will select the number of children based on the number of germ cells.For example, the reproductive cells of two people will produce two children by default, and the two children will be more like one of them.
The gender of the child is also the same as the provider of the germ cells by default.
Therefore, in the default state of the incubator, two men can only give birth to two male babies.
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