After the big fool gets married

Wu Xuan was falling rapidly.

If you fall from such a high cliff, you will die.

But he has no regrets.Two people were saved, one life was exchanged for two, it was worth it.

Having said that, Wu Xuan closed his eyes tightly in fear when he heard the howling mountain wind in his ears, endured and endured, but still couldn't hold back, and scolded that boy Liu Fei in his heart .It must be because Liu Fei is too heavy. I usually don't listen to him to lose weight. This time it is a bad thing.

Hey, in the final analysis, it was the fault of climbing the mountain.Do you have to climb high and look far away on the Double Ninth Festival?Staying obediently in the dormitory and copying two poems can also celebrate the festival, and you can also practice calligraphy.

This is just great.Use the earth as paper, splash ink with blood.

Also, the calligraphy competition he participated in last month, the list of winners has just come out, and the prize money has not yet been won!

Wu Xuan thought about a lot of miscellaneous things, but he never waited for the intimate contact with the earth.The whistling wind in my ears stopped at some point, and my body was swaying, as if floating in the air?

He boldly opened his eyes and found that there was thick fog all around, and his feet were as soft as stepping on cotton.

"Wu Xuan—" A white figure stepped out of the thick fog, translucent, as if gathered by fog.

Wu Xuan took a step back vigilantly.

"I am Bai Wuchang, a staff member of the Underworld." Human Shadow said, with a fluttering tone, "Recently, the Underworld checked the reincarnation books of previous years and found that 18 years ago, due to a mistake by a ghost, your two souls and six souls were cast into the wrong body. , causing the main body to have only one soul and one soul, with a stupid mind. This fall off the cliff is a good time, and it is time for you to return to your original body."

"Wait a minute, what did you just say? What two souls and six souls, what body?" Wu Xuan looked confused.

Bai Wuchang ignored him, and continued: "I want to send you to the world where you should be reincarnated, so that your two souls and six souls will merge with the one soul and one soul of the main body. At the same time, since this incident is entirely the responsibility of the underworld, In order to express my apologies, on behalf of the Underworld, I will present you with a plane trading system, which will be installed automatically after the soul fusion is completed. This is sent from an alien system that has just established diplomatic relations, and it is very precious, please receive it in time."

"--what system?" Before Wu Xuan could ask this time, a white light entered his mind, and he passed out.

-

Dalan Kingdom, the 13th year of Jingyuan, the ninth day of September.

Today is the day when Wu Xuan got married. Early in the morning, the whole Wujia Village became lively.

Speaking of Wu Xuan, everyone in the village knew about it.It's not because his uncle is Li Zheng, nor is it because his parents are dead and helpless, but because he is a fool.

Yes, the kind of fool you understand.He can't remember things, can't recognize people, can't understand what others are saying, and can't learn to speak himself.His uncle taught him for 18 years, but he didn't even learn the basics of eating and dressing.

Just such a stupid fool who couldn't be more stupid, he is going to get married today.

"These days, a fool can marry a wife. Although she is a male wife, but she looks so good-"

"It's not because his uncle is Li Zheng!"

"I heard that Lizheng paid five taels of silver for the big fool."

Several people were muttering together, when a middle-aged man ran over from a distance and asked, "Are you going to welcome my relatives?"

"Go!" "Of course!" Several people quickly stood up and trotted straight to the east of the village.Lizheng said that every man who goes to meet his relatives will be given [-] Wen.Going to the wharf to carry sacks for a day only earned ten cents, and now they can earn twenty cents for walking around. Naturally, they would not miss such a good thing.

-

In the adobe house of Wu's family in the east of the village, a tall figure stood in the middle of the room in a daze, and Wu Dacheng was helping him change his wedding clothes.

"Boy Xuan, raise your hand." Wu Dacheng tapped his left arm.Wu Xuan obediently raised his hand and let the other party put his sleeves on.

A person next to him came over curiously: "Li Zheng, can he understand?"

Wu Dacheng shook his head: "I don't know either." In fact, he knew that Wu Xuan didn't understand at all, it was just a habitual reaction formed over the years.

The hi-clothes were quickly changed.With a bright red brocade robe, a tall and straight body, and a heroic face, what a handsome young man. "Boy Xuan, you look good!" Wu Dacheng boasted.

"It's quite the style of his father." A gray-haired old man stroked his beard with a nostalgic expression on his face.This old man is the brother of Wu Xuan's grandfather, because he is ranked third, the juniors all call him the third grandfather.

"Yes, boy Xuan looks like the second brother." Wu Dacheng patted Wu Xuan's shoulder with a face full of relief.

Wu Xuan was shaken by his patting.

Then he closed his eyes and fell back straight.

It hit the ground with a bang.

"Wu Xuan—"

-

Wu Xuan vaguely heard someone calling his name, he opened his eyelids, his eyes blurred for a while, and he blinked hard twice to see the surrounding situation clearly.

His perspective is a bit strange, as if lying on the ground.An old man next to him was checking his pulse, and a middle-aged man was staring at him anxiously.Seeing him awake, both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

There are several young men behind them, all of them are wearing the same coarse cloth jacket, which looks like the ancient style of Huaguo.

Wu Xuan couldn't figure out what was going on now, he remembered that they went to the suburbs to climb a mountain, and then what happened?

Yes, he remembered!

He fell off a cliff!

Then I met a person who claimed to be Bai Wuchang and said that he would be sent back to his original body.He also said that his body is a fool.

Is this the world he should have been reincarnated in?Wu Xuan looked around the room he was in, the empty adobe house, the adobe kang with only straw mats, and a big box on the kang, other than that, there was no furniture.

Wu Xuan sighed in his heart, his eyes fixed on the roof made of yellow mud and thatch, his face full of lovelessness.

So, he is not only a fool, but also poor?

"Wu Xuan—" Wu Dacheng stretched out his hand and waved in front of his eyes, "I'm uncle, do you recognize me?"

Wu Xuan looked at the anxious face of the other party, feeling faintly familiar.It's strange that he, who is severely face-blind, finds a person's face somewhat familiar?He tried to search for the memory of the other party in his mind, but his mind suddenly got stuck, and he couldn't remember anything.Oops, he won't really be stupid!

Fortunately, Wu Dacheng didn't expect Wu Xuan to reply, and seeing that he was fine, he helped him up.

Standing up, Wu Xuan realized that he was very tall, a full head taller than the people around him.The exposed arm was also very strong, he clenched his fist and waved it twice, the fist was vigorous and powerful.

Obviously, his body is much better than his brain.

Wu Dacheng pulled Wu Xuan's waving arm down, helped him tidy up his clothes, and patted the soil on the clothes: "Look at the dirt you just rubbed on the ground. The clothes were rented from the city, and only One day, tomorrow I will return—"

Wu Xuan stood obediently and let himself be slapped.

Wu Dacheng's action of arranging his clothes and those rambling words made Wu Xuan feel very friendly. He must have seen him somewhere, Wu Xuan tried hard to recall.

My mind seemed to have turned into a paste, and my thinking became extremely slow.

Wu Xuan is good at the hammer head angrily, he must not be stupid, he must think about it.

"Kacha——kacha——" Under Wu Xuan's unremitting efforts, his dull mind, like an old rusty machine, finally turned twice with difficulty, and several familiar scenes emerged in his mind.

The uncle held a bowl and a spoon, and fed him mouthful.The uncle handed over a piece of bread, and he bit off half of it with a groan, choked half to death, and the uncle quickly fed him water.The uncle took the clothes and said something while helping him change, but unfortunately he couldn't understand a word, he only knew that he was silly.

Wu Xuan, who grew up in an orphanage, had never experienced this kind of meticulous care from his elders. The warm images in his mind warmed his heart and moved him a little.

He opened his mouth and wanted to call "Uncle", but he only made a short "Ahhh" sound. His voice seemed to have not been used for a long time. It was very difficult to pronounce, and it hurt hot when he tried hard.

What happened to his throat?He can't speak? !

Seeing Wu Xuan's complexion changed, Wu Dacheng was afraid that he would faint again, so he quickly helped the third grandfather who is a doctor, "Third uncle, please help him take a look."

The third grandfather touched Wu Xuan's wrist: "It's the same as before, the pulse is strong and strong, and there is no problem."

After finishing speaking, he suddenly let out a "huh", then raised his head to observe Wu Xuan carefully for a long while, and waved to Wu Dacheng, "Dacheng, come here, take a look at Boy Xuan's eyes, are they more agile than before?"

The two people stared at him with four pairs of eyes, and there was a circle of people watching the fun, Wu Xuan blinked his eyes twice, subconsciously showing a standard smile.

"It's not the same as before, it's a silly smile." Wu Dacheng laughed, and patted Wu Xuan's shoulder habitually.

"That's right, it's always been like this, Third Grandpa, you read it wrong!" Others echoed.

Wu Xuan: ...

Wu Xuan was about to smile again to restore his image, when he saw a young man dressed as a scholar walking in from the door. Although he was wearing a blue gown that was only made of fine cotton, it looked particularly outstanding against the backdrop of a group of coarse cloth shorts.

"Father, the wedding party has been arranged, and we can leave after the eldest cousin has changed his clothes." This person is Wu Dacheng's eldest son, Wu Wentao, who is only a few months younger than Wu Xuan, and studies at Zhiyuan Academy in the county seat.

"Oh, look at me, I almost forgot the time!" Wu Dacheng patted his head, picked up Wu Xuan and walked out the door, "Boy Xuan, hurry up and get you a wife!"

Wu Xuan was startled when he heard the words, his eyes widened.

Marry a wife?Who will marry a daughter-in-law?He can't marry a wife!He doesn't like girls. Wouldn't marrying a wife hurt an innocent girl?

Wu Dacheng didn't pull it for a long time, but when he turned around and saw Wu Xuan's stunned expression, he couldn't help but be amused: "What's your expression? It's not that you and Yu Doudou have arranged a private life and asked me to write a marriage letter! "