I didn't become a human today

Ji Ran remembered that when he first became a Sanxian and went to the heaven for assessment, Si Lu Xingjun stood in front of the Nantian Gate and ranked people according to the merits on the roster.

But anyone who sees someone with high merit who has been appointed as a high-ranking official will nod and bow his head and call for him to come in.

Those with a little bit of merit can also get a small official to work with him. Although the official position is not big, and it is full of dirty work, but Bao Buqi is favored by his superiors because of his ability, and he is promoted with one hand.

When queuing up, the other Sanxians on the side were talking, "Some time ago, there was such a strange person, because after giving the Barefoot Daxian a pedicure, he also gave a set of pedicures to take care of the barefoot Daxian's big feet full of calluses." The ground is thin and tender, and the barefooted fairy is happy, so he is promoted to be a pedicure real person."

Ji Ran also interjected with great interest, "A real pedicure? Isn't that still a pedicure?"

"Hey, you can't say that. There is a difference between the Sanxian and the real person. From now on, I will only give the barefoot fairy a pedicure. If the barefoot fairy is well served, it can still go up if it is not neat."

The so-called 360 lines, the top picks in every line, and truly talented people will not be buried anywhere.

Ji Ran felt that what he lacked was such an opportunity.

Unexpectedly, when it was his turn to enter, he was stopped by Mr. Si Luxing.The old man looked at the roster, touched the goatee again, "The merit is not bad, but... zero performance? Tsk, this is difficult. What are you good at?"

"I am good at 72 changes, especially animals, which are very lifelike and vivid."

"This specialty doesn't work in the sky." If the fairy family wants to raise a fairy pet, it's a very rare one. Who would raise a fake pet if it's okay to make people laugh? "You'd better go down to earth and accumulate more achievements before you come up, next one."

Ji Ran was not convinced, "But the person in front of me also had zero performance, why did you let him in?"

"He's specialty is keeping dogs. Erlang Shen recently asked for leave to go home to visit his mother. He happened to be in need of a dog walker, and he promised me that he would always follow the Xiaotian dog to pick up shit, so that it would not damage the ecological environment of the heaven. "

At that time, Ji Rante looked down on the Xiaotian dog, isn't it just a dog?Why do you need to hire a small official to serve it?

In the end, he was kicked out, and he couldn't even enter the Nantian Gate. He never dared to tell Brother Xingye about this.

No, there was really no way to do it later, so I bit the bullet and came down to kill the bloody corpse, but ended up turning myself into this.

Thinking of his previous experiences, Ji Ran felt more and more emotional, "So, those who try to take shortcuts in cultivating immortals will have no good ending in the end. It is the right way to eliminate harm for the people and accumulate merits in a down-to-earth manner, Chen Jun, Ah He is still young, this incident will inevitably leave some shadows, especially that person is still your master, you need to enlighten him more."

Chen Jun nodded again and again, "Master led us into the right path, but I didn't expect that I would go astray and die in the end without honor. Human greed is a terrible thing."

He put away Taixu's bones, "Even though master has become like this now, Ahe and I still have to be grateful for his guidance in the past. Brother Hoshino, Ji Ranhu, Ahe and I will leave first. Pick a good place to bury him."

Ji Ran sniffed his nose to express his understanding. Looking at the backs of them leaving, Ji Ran stopped them suddenly, "Chen Jun, what about Ah He's illness?"

Chen Jun smiled, "Ahe's illness has recovered, and now we focus on cultivating immortals, so we don't have to worry about continuing our lives anymore."

Compared with Fu Bai, Ah He is lucky.

From the very beginning, Chen Jun was by his side, guiding him along the way, slaying demons and demons, and using the inner alchemy to continue his life and recuperate.

But Fu Bai was different, he was born in a family of merchants, his parents and everyone he knew only knew how to do business and how to make more money.

No one guides him how to go, which way to go.His majestic ambition was originally just to save his own life.

"Speaking of which, he is also a pitiful person." Ji Ran sighed, "No matter how many evil things he did in his lifetime, after death his ashes return to ashes, let's bury Fu Bai by the way."

Liang Xingye nodded, "In the small box he left behind, there is a high-quality demon pill, you eat it."

A round demon pill was fed to Ji Ran's mouth, "I saw that you can occasionally recover your human form, how is your inner pill restored?"

"A small half." Ji Ran took Liang Xingye's hand and swallowed the demon pill. This is the largest demon pill they got during this trip. After taking it and refining it, at least half of the inner pill can be repaired.

After the demon-locking chain failed, Zhiyao brought all the monsters in Wanning Pavilion to thank him, "Thanks to you, we regained our freedom this time, all the monsters can swear here that we will not harm the people after we go out." , we will live our lives according to our duties.”

"If you do evil, I will deal with you with my own hands. I hope you will remember what I said today." Liang Xingye said hastily, and dismissed all the monsters. Only Zhi Yao lingered by Liang Xingye's side, Those who turn and turn just don't want to leave, and even try to walk with them in vain.

"My lord, I can't repay you for saving my life. Zhiyao is willing to be with you all the time, and serve him in daily life. Besides, you are alone, and you are already very tired from hunting demons and demons on weekdays, and you have to take care of this fox... ..." Roaring forward hurriedly, "Zhi Yao can also help the young master take care of the fox..."

Liang Xingye picked up the fox, and noticed that when Zhiyao said these words, Ji Ran's hair all over his body had a slight tendency to stand up again. Enduring the feeling of pricking his hands, he smoothed his hair, and said to Zhiyao: "I'm used to being alone. Besides, my fox has a bad temper and doesn't like others to touch him."

Zhi Yao had no choice but to back down sadly.

All the monsters have left, and the Wanning Pavilion, which was once glorious for a while, has become empty in an instant.

The lanterns are still hanging on the four walls, and the candles are flickering, dimming a little bit as time goes by.

Liang Xingye was digging a hole at the side, preparing to set up a grave for Fu Bai, and Ji Ran was eating small dried fish, sniffing left and right, and came to Fu Bai's corpse.

"Brother Hoshino, look at his clenched fist, as if he was holding something before he died."

The two of them worked together to release Fu Bai's hand, holding a Buddhist bead in the palm of their hand.

It's a round one made of rosewood wood, and the top has been coated with oily pulp.

"This must be something that Fu Bai cherishes, otherwise he wouldn't hold it in his hands until death." Ji Ran said.

One person and one fox pondered for a while, buried Fu Bai, erected a monument without words, and left Wanning Pavilion.

But not long after they left, a person appeared in front of the new grave.

The man just stood there at first, but at the end, he sighed and opened the grave again...