I didn't become a human today

The scene was tense for a while.

All eyes are focused here.

Ji Ran raised his head and took a look. Hearing that the lord's ostentation was very grand, he probably wanted to highlight his identity. In such a dark cave, walking on a street where you can see the bottom at a glance, you still have to sit in a sedan chair. There are eight people who are carrying the sedan chair, all of them are strong and sweaty.

The rest of those wearing uniforms were all guards brought by Prince Wen this trip, and they were carefully selected, needless to say their skills.

Ji Ran didn't know much about those things in the officialdom, but when he saw this man wearing a red string on his wrist, he instantly remembered Zhi Yao's words. Those who wore the red string were all distinguished guests invited by the owner of the Wanning Pavilion. Can't move him a bit.

In such a crowded street, everyone reacted and moved out of the way, but Brother Hoshino was unmoved at all, blocked in the middle of the road, and even held a lantern to watch.

The head of the guards rushed up immediately, pointing at Liang Xingye, "You don't have long eyes, you've got the guts of a bear, dare to block the way of the prince?"

The surrounding area was extremely quiet, a large group of people who were noisy before were as quiet as a chicken at the moment.

As soon as the guard finished speaking, Prince Wen's voice came from the sedan chair at the back, low and sexy, "It's okay, just come down for a walk, don't embarrass ordinary people, it's rare for them to relax here, don't disturb everyone interest."

Ji Ran snorted, this person's voice is nice, why does he need to be beaten so much?It's fine if you usually pretend to be magnanimous, but you are still thinking about the people after you come to this kind of place, it's too much.

Liang Xingye ignored him from the beginning to the end. After watching the lanterns, he bought bunches of candied haws on the side of the road to feed the fox.

Some time ago, Ji Ran kept shouting that his mouth had no taste and he wanted to eat sweets. Now that he saw it, he naturally wanted to buy a bunch of them to satisfy his craving.

Ji Ran's eyes were still fixed on the sedan chair, and he was suddenly fed a sweet crabapple fruit in his mouth, chewed it a few times, and still smelled the prince's sexy voice in his mind.Low and lazy, hearing this voice, I naturally want to see what the person looks like.

At this time, the curtain above the sedan chair was pushed aside by a hand like a pig's hoof, just looking at the fingers, they were short and thick...

Immediately afterwards, people also came down, surrounded by three or five strong men to support them, with a "kick", the whole sedan chair swayed left and right, and the bearer was overwhelmed, with a painful expression on his face.

"My lord, be careful." The guard next to him yelled at the people beside the sedan chair, "I don't have any eyesight, why don't you come and lie on your stomach!"

The guards looked at each other in blank dismay, and for a moment, no one dared to lie down in front of the sedan chair and act as the prince's human pedal.

In the end, the group of people had to push out a thin bodyguard, who had just joined the team and looked like a newcomer who was being bullied.

A pair of cloud boots stepped straight on his back, the man clenched his teeth, and both legs supported on the ground were trembling.

Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Prince Wen finally appeared from the sedan chair.

He has an extremely fat body, and his face is full of flesh that wipes out the presence of his facial features. His eyes are extremely small, with only a slit left, and his lips are thick. Compared with his angelic voice, Wen Wangye is a real person , It can be said that he has become a mountain.

Such a sense of contrast made Ji Ran's hair all over his body explode.

It is difficult for the bloated Prince Wen to maintain his balance at the moment, he needs many people to support him when he wants to drive the sedan chair, but the bodyguard who acts as a pedal under his feet is so thin that he can't bear his weight at all, so he fell to the ground for a while. Nosebleed.

Prince Wen was unsteady, because he almost fell down because of one movement.

"You bastard! You can't handle such a trivial matter!" The head of the guard immediately stepped forward and scolded.

After everyone supported him to stand still, Lord Wen waved his hand to signal the man to shut up, and said to the human pedal in his extremely elegant voice: "This king is too heavy, is it pressing you?"

The man didn't even have time to wipe off the blood from his nose, he knelt on the ground, kowtowed a few times in the spring breeze hearing the prince's caring voice, "Small...it's okay..."

As soon as he finished saying this, he felt a pain in his back. Prince Wen actually kicked him on the back with a solemn voice, "Is it okay?"

The man lay on the ground, not daring to move, his face was full of pain, and he wailed loudly, "My lord, please spare me!"

Only then did Prince Wen let go of him, retracted his chubby left leg, and said to the leader of the guards: "Xiao Shun, this man is so thin that he can't even bear the weight of the king, how can he afford to protect the king?" Responsibility?"

Turning the finger, "This king never raises idlers. Since he is a useless person, let's get rid of it on the spot."

"Yes."

Xiao Shun has always known Prince Wen's temper, and lamented that it was fortunate that he was not the one who stepped on the human body today, and drew his sword in front of that person, and the blade hung in the air, refracting a ray of light.

Some people covered their eyes, and some people looked at this scene in horror.

In the silence, the sound of the wind swinging the blade was particularly obvious. At the critical moment, there was only a "ding" sound, and a bamboo stick flew out from nowhere, like a hidden weapon, and suddenly bounced the sword in Xiao Shun's hand away. .

"There are assassins!"

The guards immediately surrounded Prince Wen and looked around warily.

Prince Wen's face was wrinkled, trying to knit his brows into a river to express his anger.

"Who!" Angry, it was still a deep and deep voice like a fairy, which made people feel at ease physically and mentally.

No one dared to speak up.

In fact, many people saw Liang Xingye make a move just now, but everyone reached a tacit agreement and pretended not to see it.

First of all, no one wants to be this early bird, especially after seeing Prince Wen's unpredictable temperament.Secondly, killing others just because they couldn't bear his weight, this kind of behavior is simply cruel, Liang Xingye just did something they didn't dare to do.

The guards competed for a while, but failed to find the assassin.

Prince Wen is a big fat man, he can't stand the heat the most, surrounded by people, he is really sulking, he just feels the veins on his forehead twitching, and there is a faint tendency to get angry.

At the critical moment, a gust of cool wind hit.

Zhi Yao was like a fairy coming down to earth, and fell outside the crowd, "Little girl Zhi Yao has seen Prince Wen."

Hearing that the prince likes beautiful women, he shyly pushed away the guards and moved out slowly, his head covered in sweat.

"Sure enough, it is the oiran of Wanning Pavilion. It is better to see once than to hear a hundred times." Prince Wen laughed out loud.

"The master of the pavilion said, I heard that the prince is a distinguished guest, so please treat him well. Today is the Lantern Festival, and fish and dragons are mixed together. The master of the pavilion specially sent experts to patrol around. If they do anything inappropriate and disturb the prince, Zhi Yao is now here to make an apology for you." gone."

Zhiyao flicked his body lightly, and put the pot on the master of Wanning Pavilion.