I didn't become a human today

Recently, some gossip has been circulated in Jiuchongtian. It is said that a cunning little bastard shamelessly leaned on the thigh of Shangxian Xingye and climbed all the way up, from a little unknown Sanxian to the present day. Given the position of Xiaoxianguan, if he is given a little more time, he might be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with Shangxian Hoshino.

These rumors are not groundless, and the people who say it are as if they have seen it with their own eyes, vividly.

"So far, I have only seen two people who have risen so quickly in official ranks. One is helping the Roaring Dog shovel shit, and the other is helping the Barefoot Immortal get a pedicure. But they are promoted because of their own skills. Ah, but what about him?"

The immortal officials started to gather together to discuss non-stop when they were full of food and drink. Suddenly, someone in the crowd interrupted, and the words seemed to be apologetic for Ji Ran.

"He also has skills. He can turn into fake animals, or the ones that come alive. He can change whatever he wants. Can any of you turn animals into something as realistic as him?" The man glanced at everyone, then spread his hands, "no."

There was also a fairy official who sneered a few words on the spot, "What kind of skill is changing animals? Look at that little fairy official who helps the Xiaotian dog shovel shit. He walks the dog every day not only shoveling shit behind his butt, but also helping to sweep Sweeping fallen leaves, pruning flowers and plants, clearing up weeds, etc., the contributions made are obvious to all! Let’s talk about the fairy official who helped the barefoot fairy with a pedicure. You can go, and after the pedicure, you will get a set of foot massage, and you are kind and don’t charge for it. This kind of selfless dedication is not something everyone can do, so I have no objection to their promotion."

Speaking of Ji Ran, the fairy official's expression suddenly became disgusted, "But what about him? He didn't contribute anything."

The fairy official who was helping Ji Ran stood up angrily again, "No way, didn't he kill the giant monster with Hoshino Shangxian some time ago?"

"Come on, there were other immortal officials present at the time, and they could see clearly that the giant monster was beheaded by Shangxian Hoshino the whole time. Half of the credit will be given to him." As the fairy official said, he began to look at the man suspiciously, "By the way, this little brother, you have been helping him to speak, I think you are quite face-to-face, you are You just went to the Nine Heavens."

Ji Ran, who was listening to himself gossiping about himself and defending himself incidentally, felt a little embarrassed.Especially at this moment when the fairy official asked a question, Ji Ran felt guilty enough.

It wasn't long before he went to Jiuchongtian, and he didn't come out for a long time. Even if he came out rarely, he was pulled by Brother Hoshino, and appeared in front of everyone in the form of an animal, so it's just love that people in Jiuchongtian couldn't recognize him. Extenuating.

Ji Ran could only keep nodding his head, "Yes, yes, I also just came to Jiuchongtian, and I'm not very familiar with everything here. Just now I heard what the immortal officials were talking about, and I was curious, so I came here."

Originally, I wanted to dismiss them with a few sentences, but the immortal friends were too enthusiastic, you kept asking me every sentence.

"Which immortal mansion do you work in?"

Ji Ran smiled wryly, at first he wanted to make a fool of himself, but at this time someone found the pendant on his waist, "You are from the Immortal Mansion on Xingye, everyone in their Immortal Mansion has Such a pendant is convenient to travel everywhere."

"What do you do in the Immortal Mansion? What's the purpose of coming to us to find out? It's not that you plan to go back and leak secrets to claim credit."

The immortals looked at him as if they were a traitor, Ji Ran felt that if he didn't explain a few words now, the immortals would have to sharpen their swords.

"I'm just sweeping the floor of Xingye Shangxian's mansion, and I just don't like that little fairy official named Ji Ran..."

Just as he was fooling everyone, Liang Xingye's voice suddenly came from behind him, "Ji Ran, come here."

Face to face dismantling...

Ji Ran didn't dare to turn his head back. Seeing the bewildered looks of the immortal officials, trying to get in with them, he also pretended to be so bewildered.

Until Liang Xingye walked behind him, put a hand on his shoulder, and said to the people beside him: "Dijun, this is Ji Ran."

Only now did the immortals see that the emperor was there, and they all knelt on the ground, lowering their heads and not daring to make a sound on the surface, but they were slandering in their hearts. Now his backer has introduced him to Dijun again, if he mentions this matter in front of Dijun, they will all be finished.

What a disaster.

"See Dijun." Ji Ran looked helpless when he saw the Xian family huddled together.

"You are Ji Ran?" Dijun is worthy of being the leader of the Nine Heavens, and even when he speaks, he has a distinctive bearing.

"Exactly."

"Just now I heard Shangxian Hoshino said that you also spent a lot of effort when subduing the giant monster."

Ji Ran smiled embarrassingly, "I just ate a hoof beside me and applauded along the way..." This is the truth.

When the fairy family heard this, they panicked. Could it be that he is going to start telling the truth?

Unexpectedly, the emperor said with a serious face: "You don't have to be modest. I sent several groups of immortals to destroy the giant monster before, but almost all of them returned in vain. The giant monster has done a lot of evil in the mortal world, causing people to live in poverty, and because of its rough skin It is thick and responsive, and there are almost no flaws. If you didn't find that giant monster greedy for food and distracted him by eating hooves, Hoshino Shangxian would not seize the opportunity to take it down. "

Oh, I see……

Hearing what the emperor said, the immortal officials knew the whole story, but felt embarrassed instead. It turned out that they had misunderstood him earlier, and they got together and said a lot of bad things about him.

Just when the immortal officials were being condemned by their conscience, Ji Ran was so confused as if he heard from the emperor for the first time that the giant monster still had such a weakness.

In fact, he was just like what the immortals said, he was simply hungry and ate a hoof next to him... Who knew that the giant monster would be distracted by the temptation of the hoof ...

The immortals kept condemning their conscience.

Ji Ran kept blaming himself for being embarrassed.

In the end, Dijun reached out his hand, like an elder, and patted Ji Ran's shoulders, "It's because of your meritorious service in suppressing demons this time..." With a wave of his hand, the people behind him swiftly moved two baskets of fairy peaches, "These ten baskets of fairy peaches will be rewarded to you."

Dijun’s heart OS: There are too many fairy peaches produced this year, almost rotten on the tree, and finally found a reason to send out ten baskets, happy!

On the way back, those immortal officials who had spoken badly about Ji Ran before were scrambling to help them move the fairy peaches.

Ji Ran and Liang Xingye were at the forefront.

"Brother Hoshino, did you discover the weakness of the giant monster long ago? That's why you bought me a hoof?"

Liang Xingye smiled, "Yes."

"Then didn't I steal your credit?"

"I originally wanted to give this credit to you. I was afraid that your status would be too low and you would be bullied, but now it seems..." Looking at the immortal officials behind them, "They adore you now .”

The hearts of all the immortals OS: "Little Immortal Ji Ran is a very kind official, he will ignore the previous suspicions if he speaks ill of him, he will not make a small report, and even reward us with fairy peaches, the person who can win the Hoshino Shangxian is really not an ordinary person , the more you look at it, the more elegant and elegant it is~"