I didn't become a human today

Ji Ran still can't believe that his performance didn't meet the standard, and he got into the Nantianmen by relying on this weak specialty, and was assigned to work under the recently popular fairy family.

The heavenly official led Ji Ran to the fairy mansion of the great man. Along the way, Ji Ran was still wondering, how perverted this fairy official's hobby is, he likes to raise fake animals...

The heavenly official who led the way brought him to a magnificent fairy mansion, and yelled twice at the door, the door opened, and a sweeping boy came out.

"Where's your Shangxian? Another person has been brought here for you."

The little boy didn't look directly at Ji Ran, "Shangxian is not here."

"Going out again?" The official brought Ji Ran here that day, and wanted to curry favor with this big man by the way, but who knew that he was not there, so he was naturally very disappointed.

"After your family ascended to immortality, you ran to the mortal world several times, but what are you looking for?"

The little boy's tone was very strict, and he was used to seeing all kinds of people who came to inquire about the news to curry favor with the master.

"I don't know, Shangxian never told us." Pointing at Ji Ran with one hand, "Come in with me, I'm going to close the door."

Ji Ran bowed and entered the door cheerfully.Since he successfully entered the Nantian Gate this time, he had to work hard. After all, this fairy official is now a celebrity in the sky. If he can please the master here, he might be promoted to another official position.

Ji Ran thought for a while, after all, he was just here, so he didn't know much about this fairy official's preferences, so he followed behind the little boy and asked, "Let me ask you, does our Shangxian like fake animals?" ? To tell you the truth, I am the best at changing animals. I’m new here, and I don’t know what the Immortal likes. Does he like flying in the sky? Running on the ground? Or swimming in water?”

After figuring this out, he will be able to match what he likes.

The little boy grabbed the broom and really thought about it, "Shangxian seems to like swimming in the water recently, and he brought one back to the mansion a while ago..."

Before the little boy finished his story, Ji Ran in front of him changed with a "bang", isn't it easy to swim in the water!Turned into a silver carp on the spot...

"Water...I want water..." Ji Ran jumped on the ground twice, the changes came so fast that he couldn't breathe for a while.

The little boy lost his broom and stood there helpless, looking like he wanted to grab it but didn't want to.

Ji Ran jumped even harder. Before he was suffocated to death, he still decided to save himself...

There was another "bang", the silver carp disappeared, and there was a bastard lying on the spot...

Being amphibious on waterways, bastards can also be regarded as swimming in water!Considering that he will be a pet for a long time in the future, and it is not comfortable to stay in the water for a long time, Ji Ran decided to turn himself into a bastard, so that he can come out for a walk when he gets tired of being in the water.

The little boy pinched Ji Ran's bastard with two fingers, grabbed him, walked quickly a few steps, and threw him into the fish pond in the courtyard.

"You just stay here and live well. Now that you have changed your body, you are not allowed to change back and forth." The little boy glanced at the sky, "The Shangxian is coming back soon, so you lie on the rock, and he will come back soon." Walking here, I can see you at a glance, behave well."

Ji Ran groaned, and happily swam three laps in the pool as a warm-up, the impression of the first meeting is very important, he must show the cutest side of the bastard in front of the god, and climbed to the pool humming The tallest and most conspicuous stone next to it was waiting for the return of the immortal, and I felt quite uneasy.

After waiting for a while, footsteps came from behind him, Ji Ran turned his head happily, but before he could see who it was, he was picked up by someone with a bastard.

"Ouch..." Ji Ran groaned twice, thinking that he was caught by his master, he stretched his neck to flatter him, "Sanxian Ji Ran pays tribute to Shangxian."

"Ji Ran?" A slightly familiar voice rang above his head, "Is it you?"

"It's me, it's me, it's me." Ji Ran raised his head and looked, "Little... little shark!"

He and Brother Hoshino had met this little merman before in Lingnan, when he was poisoned, it was thanks to this little merman that he sent him water from the River Styx to detoxify him.

"Why are you here?" Apparently, when the merman saw Ji Ran again here and now, he didn't enthusiastically join hands with him to recall the past.The merman boy showed a very disgusted expression.

Behind him, the gate of the Immortal Mansion opened, and the little boy bowed down to say hello to the Immortal who entered.

"Shangxian is back, a little bastard came to the house today..."

Seeing that the Shangxian was about to come here, the mermaid boy frowned, and without thinking, he threw Wang Bajiran out of the outer wall, "Get lost, you are not welcome here."

"Shangxian, don't you want to look at the bastard? The bastard is lying there, I look very sensible..." The little boy led the Shangxian to the edge of the pool, and the mermaid boy walked up to the Shangxian, "Shangxian The fairy is finally back."

The little boy glanced at Yuchi, "Huh? Where's the bastard?"

The merman boy helped his master who had just returned home and walked in, "I didn't see any bastards, what bastards? Shangxian must be tired after returning this time. I made a pot of tea for Shangxian..."

Outside the courtyard, Ji Ran shrank his whole body into the bastard shell, and bounced on the ground twice after landing, the pain made him grit his teeth, "This little mermaid... what kind of grudge is there!"

Ji Ran was quite unconvinced, clutching his buttocks and turning back into a human form, he rushed in without saying a word.

"Why do you..." The door was knocked open, and I happened to see the merman boy holding a cup of tea to greet him very courteously.

The Shangxian took the tea and took a sip, his brows were still indifferent, he was not disturbed at all by the person who broke into the door suddenly, he didn't even look at him.

But Ji Ran at the door couldn't stand anymore, he finally saw clearly that the person who everyone kept claiming to be a god was Brother Hoshino!

Didn't Brother Hoshino say he doesn't cultivate immortality!The reason why he couldn't find him after co-authoring for so long is because Brother Hoshino was one step ahead of him!That's a good thing, with Brother Hoshino in the future, the days in the sky will definitely be beautiful.

Ji Ran was very excited. Brother Hoshino is now of a higher rank than him, wearing a fine attire, with a celestial aura all over his body. On the other hand, he is now just a little loose fairy. With such a rank, he is just a helper in the sky. The status is really humble.

"Brother Hoshino!" He stood at the door and called him tentatively.

Unexpectedly, the person in the room put down the cup, spread out a book, and still didn't look at him.

"Shangxian, it's really cold with the wind blowing in from outside, do you want me to close the door?"

"Ah."

The man nodded.