I didn't become a human today
Chapter 118 Hello Mistress
In the next few days, Ji Ran would always secretly collect some incense ash.
He spread out several small cloth bags in front of Liang Xingye, which contained incense ash he had collected from various places.
"Brother Hoshino, your sense of smell is better than mine. Take a look, what's the difference?"
Liang Xingye glanced at the incense ashes, "Only in terms of color, these incense ashes are darker than other incense ashes." He leaned down and sniffed, "From the smell, the light-colored incense ash has a single taste, and the color is darker. The smell of incense ash is very mixed, as if mixed with other things."
Ji Ran sat down, "This is it!"
He pointed to the light-colored incense ash, "These are the incense ash I poured from the incense burner in everyone's room."
Pointing to the dark-colored incense ash, "These are the incense ashes I got from the incense burner in the corner of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Altar."
He leaned closer to Liang Xingye and whispered, "The Shrine of Ten Thousand Buddhas is the place where everyone goes to do morning classes every morning. I found that the incense ash there was secretly added with other things, and that thing might be able to restrain the things on everyone's backs."
As he said, he took out another small cloth bag, which was full of unburned powder that was crushed into slag, "These are the unburned incense powder that I secretly took out from the incense burner in the altar of ten thousand Buddhas yesterday morning." , It’s hard to tell what’s in it just by looking at it. I asked Laizi to take part of it and go to the market to find the people in the medicine shop and incense shop to distinguish it together to see what’s added in it. Now we just need to wait for Laizi to come back. .”
If all goes well, they will be able to reveal Master Fahua's true face in public tonight.
"In addition, I noticed that there was no incense powder in the censer of the Ten Thousand Buddha Shrine this morning. Presumably Master Fahua will re-enact the events of the previous few days tonight, in order to gain more believers, so I set my action at Tonight, as usual, let's climb into the altar to hide, do you think it's okay?"
Ji Ran has been busy with these things for the past few days, so he hasn't had a good night's sleep. His eyes are full of purple circles, which makes Liang Xingye feel distressed.
"It's still a while before the lame boy comes back. You go to sleep first, and I'll watch over for you." He pressed Ji Ran on the bed, "I know you're not used to sleeping in the cot with so many people, and now they all have breakfast Class is over, you can sleep peacefully for a while, and I will wake you up when the time comes."
In fact, in the final analysis of these things, there is no way to beat Ji Ran. People in the desert have troubles, have been fooled, and have been deceived. They will find out sooner or later, but they just suffered more.
But there's no way, this guy in his family likes to meddle in other people's business, as if he has nowhere to vent his righteousness.Just take care of it, and make yourself so haggard.
Ji Ran sat on the edge of the bed, his eyes were round and wide, "Brother Xingye, I'm not sleepy, I have to think about it more, if something goes wrong at night, I have to think about everything in advance."
After being glared at by Liang Xingye, he stopped talking and lay down obediently.
After a while, "Brother Hoshino, this pillow is too hard and has a strange smell."
Liang Xingye lay down with him helplessly, offering an arm for him to pillow on.
Ji Ran turned over, resting his head on his arm, and got closer to him, "I've been seeing Brother Ma pestering you these days, asking you to teach him powerful moves, you must be tired too .”
Speaking of this matter, Liang Xingye felt extremely headache.
Brother Xiao Ma wanted to compete with Liang Xingye on a whim that day, but Liang Xingye refused, so he pestered him sternly, and finally forced him to make a move, but Brother Xiao Ma failed three moves under his hands, so he was beaten up down.
Since that time, Brother Ma has determined to practice martial arts with Liang Xingye.
The head of the family stopped shouting, and now he changed his name to Master wishful thinking. He yelled in front of Master and behind Master all day long. Liang Xingye likes to be quiet, and recently he even avoided him when walking.
Ji Ran sniffed, and said in a low voice, "Actually, although Brother Ma and Laizi keep saying that they are bandits, I know they are good people. Brother Ma told me that he and Laizi were both orphans. They grew up among the beggars and ate a lot of food. They understand the sufferings of the people better than anyone else, and hate those businessmen who rely on their own money but do all kinds of evil. So Xiao Ma took some brothers to become bandits. They specialize in robbing the rich and helping the poor.”
As he spoke, his eyelids became a little heavy, and his mouth was still muttering. "His martial arts are wild. If you teach him more, you can prevent him from being bullied in the future."
Liang Xingye bowed his head and kissed his forehead, "You are always like this, always thinking of others."
Ji Ran hummed twice, and buried his head in his chest.
"No matter how restless you are, don't blame me for being rude!"
At this moment, brother Ma kicked the door and came in, "Master, I bought some food to honor..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was stunned for a while when he saw the two people embracing each other on the bed. The way Xiao Ma looked at Ji Ran changed, and he tentatively greeted, "Master...mother?"
"roll!"
……
……
In the afternoon, Laizi finally came back, brought a big bag of things and sat in the room panting.
"I asked, and the person in the incense shop said that most of the powder was sandalwood, and it was indeed mixed with some things, but he couldn't tell what it was. Later, I asked the owner of the medicine shop, but it was I came out and said that there were aconites added here, so I followed your instructions and sold a lot of aconites back."
"Short-handled aconitum?" Liang Xingye picked up a piece of dried root and smelled it. "This thing is designed to treat poisonous insects and snake bites. It should have a restraining effect on the things on your back. Let's try it first."
Ji Ran asked Brother Xiaoma and Laizi to lie down, exposing their backs, closed the door, and smoked a piece of aconite in the room.
At first, there seemed to be no reaction, but gradually, Ji Ran was delighted to find that the worms attached to the flesh began to move uncomfortably, and there was even a tendency to crawl out faintly.
"That's right! Aconitum aconitum can restrain this thing." When the bug crawled out on its own initiative, Liang Xingye pulled up the flower and threw it on the ground, splitting the bug in two with his sword.
Brother Xiaoma and Laizi's backs loosened all of a sudden. Although they still hurt a little, fortunately, the thing had been completely eradicated.
Ji Ran packed the remaining aconitum, "Get ready, I'll make a big one tonight."
Brother Xiao Ma looked at Ji Ran hesitantly from the side all the time, hesitated for a while, and then said, "I didn't see it before, you and my master are... that kind of relationship, I mistakenly thought you were a young man , I'm really sorry... If you accept my apology, from now on allow me to call you teacher... teacher wife... I will..."
Ji Ran: "Get lost!"
He spread out several small cloth bags in front of Liang Xingye, which contained incense ash he had collected from various places.
"Brother Hoshino, your sense of smell is better than mine. Take a look, what's the difference?"
Liang Xingye glanced at the incense ashes, "Only in terms of color, these incense ashes are darker than other incense ashes." He leaned down and sniffed, "From the smell, the light-colored incense ash has a single taste, and the color is darker. The smell of incense ash is very mixed, as if mixed with other things."
Ji Ran sat down, "This is it!"
He pointed to the light-colored incense ash, "These are the incense ash I poured from the incense burner in everyone's room."
Pointing to the dark-colored incense ash, "These are the incense ashes I got from the incense burner in the corner of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Altar."
He leaned closer to Liang Xingye and whispered, "The Shrine of Ten Thousand Buddhas is the place where everyone goes to do morning classes every morning. I found that the incense ash there was secretly added with other things, and that thing might be able to restrain the things on everyone's backs."
As he said, he took out another small cloth bag, which was full of unburned powder that was crushed into slag, "These are the unburned incense powder that I secretly took out from the incense burner in the altar of ten thousand Buddhas yesterday morning." , It’s hard to tell what’s in it just by looking at it. I asked Laizi to take part of it and go to the market to find the people in the medicine shop and incense shop to distinguish it together to see what’s added in it. Now we just need to wait for Laizi to come back. .”
If all goes well, they will be able to reveal Master Fahua's true face in public tonight.
"In addition, I noticed that there was no incense powder in the censer of the Ten Thousand Buddha Shrine this morning. Presumably Master Fahua will re-enact the events of the previous few days tonight, in order to gain more believers, so I set my action at Tonight, as usual, let's climb into the altar to hide, do you think it's okay?"
Ji Ran has been busy with these things for the past few days, so he hasn't had a good night's sleep. His eyes are full of purple circles, which makes Liang Xingye feel distressed.
"It's still a while before the lame boy comes back. You go to sleep first, and I'll watch over for you." He pressed Ji Ran on the bed, "I know you're not used to sleeping in the cot with so many people, and now they all have breakfast Class is over, you can sleep peacefully for a while, and I will wake you up when the time comes."
In fact, in the final analysis of these things, there is no way to beat Ji Ran. People in the desert have troubles, have been fooled, and have been deceived. They will find out sooner or later, but they just suffered more.
But there's no way, this guy in his family likes to meddle in other people's business, as if he has nowhere to vent his righteousness.Just take care of it, and make yourself so haggard.
Ji Ran sat on the edge of the bed, his eyes were round and wide, "Brother Xingye, I'm not sleepy, I have to think about it more, if something goes wrong at night, I have to think about everything in advance."
After being glared at by Liang Xingye, he stopped talking and lay down obediently.
After a while, "Brother Hoshino, this pillow is too hard and has a strange smell."
Liang Xingye lay down with him helplessly, offering an arm for him to pillow on.
Ji Ran turned over, resting his head on his arm, and got closer to him, "I've been seeing Brother Ma pestering you these days, asking you to teach him powerful moves, you must be tired too .”
Speaking of this matter, Liang Xingye felt extremely headache.
Brother Xiao Ma wanted to compete with Liang Xingye on a whim that day, but Liang Xingye refused, so he pestered him sternly, and finally forced him to make a move, but Brother Xiao Ma failed three moves under his hands, so he was beaten up down.
Since that time, Brother Ma has determined to practice martial arts with Liang Xingye.
The head of the family stopped shouting, and now he changed his name to Master wishful thinking. He yelled in front of Master and behind Master all day long. Liang Xingye likes to be quiet, and recently he even avoided him when walking.
Ji Ran sniffed, and said in a low voice, "Actually, although Brother Ma and Laizi keep saying that they are bandits, I know they are good people. Brother Ma told me that he and Laizi were both orphans. They grew up among the beggars and ate a lot of food. They understand the sufferings of the people better than anyone else, and hate those businessmen who rely on their own money but do all kinds of evil. So Xiao Ma took some brothers to become bandits. They specialize in robbing the rich and helping the poor.”
As he spoke, his eyelids became a little heavy, and his mouth was still muttering. "His martial arts are wild. If you teach him more, you can prevent him from being bullied in the future."
Liang Xingye bowed his head and kissed his forehead, "You are always like this, always thinking of others."
Ji Ran hummed twice, and buried his head in his chest.
"No matter how restless you are, don't blame me for being rude!"
At this moment, brother Ma kicked the door and came in, "Master, I bought some food to honor..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was stunned for a while when he saw the two people embracing each other on the bed. The way Xiao Ma looked at Ji Ran changed, and he tentatively greeted, "Master...mother?"
"roll!"
……
……
In the afternoon, Laizi finally came back, brought a big bag of things and sat in the room panting.
"I asked, and the person in the incense shop said that most of the powder was sandalwood, and it was indeed mixed with some things, but he couldn't tell what it was. Later, I asked the owner of the medicine shop, but it was I came out and said that there were aconites added here, so I followed your instructions and sold a lot of aconites back."
"Short-handled aconitum?" Liang Xingye picked up a piece of dried root and smelled it. "This thing is designed to treat poisonous insects and snake bites. It should have a restraining effect on the things on your back. Let's try it first."
Ji Ran asked Brother Xiaoma and Laizi to lie down, exposing their backs, closed the door, and smoked a piece of aconite in the room.
At first, there seemed to be no reaction, but gradually, Ji Ran was delighted to find that the worms attached to the flesh began to move uncomfortably, and there was even a tendency to crawl out faintly.
"That's right! Aconitum aconitum can restrain this thing." When the bug crawled out on its own initiative, Liang Xingye pulled up the flower and threw it on the ground, splitting the bug in two with his sword.
Brother Xiaoma and Laizi's backs loosened all of a sudden. Although they still hurt a little, fortunately, the thing had been completely eradicated.
Ji Ran packed the remaining aconitum, "Get ready, I'll make a big one tonight."
Brother Xiao Ma looked at Ji Ran hesitantly from the side all the time, hesitated for a while, and then said, "I didn't see it before, you and my master are... that kind of relationship, I mistakenly thought you were a young man , I'm really sorry... If you accept my apology, from now on allow me to call you teacher... teacher wife... I will..."
Ji Ran: "Get lost!"
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