I didn't become a human today

Brother Xiao Ma understood everything when he saw Ji Ran's flattering face.

"Stop pretending, he is your big brother, right? You little brother is too flattering, I can tell at a glance, bandits or bandits? Which mountain? How many brothers have you come?"

Brother Xiao Ma completely regarded them as bandit accomplices.

Ji Ran was a little frustrated, he touched his face subconsciously, was his expression so flattering just now?

Brother Xiao Ma is the head of the family. He has a gentle personality and never likes to talk to the little guy. He believes that Ji Ran is a little guy. As for the leader of the guy, it is naturally this little brother who is indifferent and looks paralyzed.

At this moment, Brother Ma's mental activity is as follows: As the saying goes, people should not be judged by their appearance. Based on my years of experience in robbing houses, combined with the thickness of this little brother's calluses, this little brother is very skilled in martial arts. Ordinary bandits!Look at the position of his buttocks under his wide robe, and the arc... It is obvious that he has hidden a sword. It is really awe-inspiring to dare to bring weapons when you come to this Buddhist place. Rumor has it that bandits The top masters in the game are all indifferent, killing people without blinking an eye. They have long regarded weapons as part of their bodies, and they will take them with them wherever they go.

Thinking of this, Brother Xiaoma couldn't help probing again, "Brother, how many people are here?"

Just as Ji Ran was about to lie, he heard Liang Xingye's neutral voice, "Two."

Hey!Are you still telling people not to lie?He is a vicious bandit leader, for his own safety, shouldn't he bluff and say that he has brought a large number of people here?

"Cough!" Ji Ran coughed, "Then what, I... we really only have two people here, and the other brothers...all..."

"They're all dead?" Ji Ranhua hadn't finished speaking, but Xiao Ma had already started to make up his mind.

He thumped his palms sadly, "I knew it would be like this, all of us bad guys must be exterminated! The bandit den next door to our mountain, and other people in our cottage, I just watched them die. When I died, my back was full of flowers. Some people said it was a disease, and some said it was actually the so-called 'karma'. Anyway, I only know that this kind of thing grows on the backs of us bad guys."

"What do you mean? Flowers don't bloom on ordinary people, only on the backs of bad people?" Ji Ran asked tentatively.

"That's right!" The man next to Brother Xiao Ma interjected, "You guys are bandits, so you won't be able to escape, sooner or later. People from our older generation say that we have done too much evil in this life. Bad retribution. Later we got news that people with long backs can clear their karma as long as they turn their heads back, convert to Buddhism in this life, and chant sutras and Buddha every day. Of course, we have never tried this method. No, it is for survival. , my brother Ma brought us here."

Brother Xiao Ma looked around, "Look at the group of people around us, how can I say that they are also bandits born and raised in the desert. When I was young, although there were believers, there were not as many as there are now. It's not bad to see one or two on the street. Look at the present, so many people... Most of them are the same as us, either they used to be bandits or profiteers, and they all came here to work for their lives. Believers of the Buddha. Of course, there are also many vicious people among them, who have not yet fully converted to Buddhism, so if someone goes in and provokes troubles, I hope this little brother will take care of us more."

Speaking of this, Brother Xiao Ma changed his face to look at Liang Xingye with a flattering expression, "I've said so much, I don't know what to call this little brother?"

"Liang Xingye."

Ji Ran on the side interrupted secretly, "Just call him Brother Hoshino."

Unexpectedly, Brother Xiao Ma stared at him, and immediately scolded him, "Nonsense! How can my eldest brother call you brothers and sisters at will? Your behavior of calling people by their first names and casually seeking relationships at will, in our cottage, would have to cut off your tongue." !"

Lai Zi also immediately echoed, "When you are a younger brother, you have to act like a younger brother. According to the rules, you have to at least call him a master."

Ji Qi's nostrils are upturned, what's going on?Liang Xingye just took in two fans, right?Fortunately, he has become a little guy in the eyes of others.Besides, your brother?When did Brother Hoshino become your big brother?Who is seeking relationships?

Brother Xiao Ma bent over slightly and walked to Liang Xingye's side. "Look, there are only two of us left in our cottage, and it just so happens that there are only two of you left in your cottage, so let's merge together? From now on, you will be the head of the family, and I will be the second head of the house." Pointing his finger Laizi and Ji Ran, "These two are our younger brothers. If anything happens, they will go through fire and water for you at any time. What do you think?"

Who wants to merge the cottage with you?It's too obvious that you're looking for a backer!Also, who will go through fire and water for you?Is there any humanity left?Let me be your little brother among dragons and phoenixes?Brother Hoshino, you touch your conscience, isn't it a bit too much?Ji Ran gritted his teeth.

Unexpectedly, Liang Xingye over there really nodded his head, "It's okay."

Ji Ran almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Like an elder, Xiao Ma stretched out his hand and patted Ji Ran on the shoulder, "In this case, I will be your second in charge from now on. Don't worry, I will cover you like a scorpion, hahaha !"

Speaking of Laizi, his appearance is the same as his name, his hair is thinning at a young age, falling off in pieces, in some places there are a few sparse hairs, and in some places only the scalp can be seen.

Lai Zi admired Brother Xiao Ma very much, and Brother Xiao Ma got used to many things under the support of Lai Zi, so when he saw Ji Ran, he felt that Ji Ran, beside Brother Xingye, It should also be like a lame man.

Chatting with brother Xingye along the way, and observing several times in a row, he felt a little indignant for Liang Xingye, and couldn't help but criticize Ji Ran a few words.

"Xiao Ji, as a subordinate, you have to pay attention to what you say at all times. You can't say a word more than the head. If you can say so much, why don't you come to be the head? I have to remind you of this, you You have to learn more from the lame man. If the boss talks less, you will have to speak even less. If you talk too much, it seems that you are going to climb to the top of the boss. Besides, you have no eyesight, the boss is sweating Didn’t you see it? You have to help wipe it right away. After wiping off the sweat, you have to think, the head of the house sweats so much, do you need to drink some water? At this time, the water will be handed up.”

Ji Ran rolled his eyes violently.