White Snake Uh... Biography

Flood beasts, after eliminating the three evils, people in the world will spread word of mouth, how terrible and frightening the eliminated beasts are, and even parents with children warn children not to make trouble, otherwise The monster will come to catch people, and use this absurd thing to scare the shit out of his own flesh and blood. This terrifying monster has a long history thanks to the word of mouth of these children who had shadows in their childhood.

I think everyone has, more or less, had the appearance of a monster in their hearts.

The illusory monster that scared me so much that I couldn't sleep at night, and went to the toilet in the middle of the night and kept looking at the illusory monster behind me. Although their faces are not the same in everyone's minds, most of them are the horrors that can be associated with common sense.

It's just that Xu Xian, who is gentle and handsome, seems to have the effect of a scourge for his Xu family for some reason.

When I followed him in, the elder sister who opened the door was full of disgust and looked like she was avoiding it. This seemingly kind-hearted woman just gave Xu Xian a blank look, opened the door, and walked back to the house , as if Xu Xian was completely transparent.

In the human world, it is really "brothers and friends respectful", "a piece of harmony".I glanced back at Xu Xian, originally wanting to ask what was going on, but when I saw the dark clouds on Xu Xian's face, I shook my head to myself—I wondered if any of the creatures in the three worlds didn't have their own difficulties and helplessness, why bother? Unreasonable to explore people's privacy.

"My sister...she is a very nice person on weekdays. When I...when we tell her about our marriage, she won't...don't treat you like this. "

Seeing my confused face, Xu Xian answered me without waiting for me to ask. This honest man seems to have a kind of wonderful magic. From the moment he entered the door, he became the person who understands me best in the world. Even the attitudes of some of the youngest daughters in the corner of my heart, he can see clearly, he is actually a bit more caring than Zhixiwo.

Sure enough, as Xu Xian said, after we explained our intention to sister Xu Xian, the woman's attitude changed 180 degrees, and she couldn't hold back the ecstasy in her heart. She stood up from her seat and took my hand He stopped letting go, looked at me with tears in his eyes, then turned his head to look at Xu Xian, and said to Xu Xian with a lot of emotion: "Brother, it's great that you can think about it!"

She smiled, but the sadness on Xu Xian's face was deeper.

Although I was in a hurry to get married, I didn't expect that "Sister Xu Xian" was more anxious than me. I was afraid that the night would be full of dreams, so the wedding was held at night.

On the wedding day, one worshiped Gaotang, Gaotang was not around, and the elder sister was the mother, and the brother-in-law was the father; the second worshiped the sky and the earth, the sky and the earth were dim, and the moon was shining and the stars were sinking; the husband and wife worshiped each other, and Xu Xian and I had our own thoughts, with strange expressions on our faces, as if dreaming, After being pressed on the back by the red-clothed matchmaker next to him, he was sent into the bridal chamber.

During the three prostrations, I always felt that someone was staring at the back of my head. Perhaps among the few guests, someone coveted my beauty, or Xu Xian's beauty. I covered my red hijab to comfort myself Do not think too much.

After entering the bridal chamber, the surrounding noise finally quieted down. Impatiently, I tore off the red hijab, threw it away, sat at the table, facing the red candle, poured a glass of wine, and drank it all in one gulp.

The wine was slightly bitter in the mouth, but it was extremely sweet after entering the throat, "What's this?" I asked Xu Xian, pointing to the jug.

Xu Xian, who was standing at a loss at a loss, came over, sat down with me, picked up the jug and smelled it, and said, "This is good wine. It is brewed with soy sauce instead of water, and the sweetness is very rich."

"Soy sauce? Isn't soy sauce used for cooking?" I drank another cup curiously.

"Everything in the world has multiple sides, so does soy sauce, which can be used for cooking, why can't it be used for wine making?" Xu Xian smiled, poured himself a glass, and drank with me.

"No wonder I think it tastes good, so it's because of the soy sauce." I smacked my mouth and looked at the sumptuous food on the table.

So many delicious ones!The human world is really extraordinary!The appearance of the wedding banquet was excellent, but I didn't know how it tasted. I swallowed and asked Xu Xian, "Can you eat all of these?"

Xu Xian looked at me in surprise, maybe it's because brides in the human world are used to being shy, and I'm the only one who doesn't really want to marry someone who is more interested in the wedding banquet than the groom.

"Yes, well, this is a special dish of Qiantang. It is all Jiangsu and Zhejiang cuisine. The fish is fresh and the chicken is tender. The emphasis is on the 'live' color and the 'live' aroma. All are present, and the entrance is the most delicious."

I watched the handsome Xu Xian explaining the cuisines endlessly, I couldn't help it anymore, I stretched out my hand and tore a piece of Drunken Chicken Leg, and started to eat it.

"Are you... so gluttonous?" Xu Xian said with a smile as he saw me devouring my food.

"Brother, the red candles are about to end, and the spring night is rare, so turn off the lights." Before I could answer, a voice outside the window suddenly sounded, the words were smiling but slightly worried, and Xu Xian and I couldn't help exchanging words Looking at each other, his cheeks instantly turned red.

Xu Xian gave a faltering "Yes" and blew out the red candle in front of the table before sending his sister away.

"I...I don't want to have a bridal chamber with you." I held the chicken leg tightly in my hand, and whispered to Xu Xian in the dark, blushing.

"I... I don't have that intention either!" Xu Xian couldn't grasp the direction in the dark, and wanted to lean towards me to respond in a low voice, but unexpectedly, he lost his balance and touched my chin with his forehead.

I only felt a strong force coming from my chin, and the mouth chewing the chicken leg suddenly bit my tongue uncontrollably, and the bloody smell suddenly rushed into the delicious meat of the chicken leg. Push Xiang Xu Xian over.

But I forgot, this frail scholar was already thin, how could he resist my annoyed push.There was a clanging sound in the darkness, and Xu Xian was pushed far away by me, and fell straight into the bed curtain.

"Xu Xian!"

"Xu Xian!"

Before I had time to ask, a third voice sounded in the darkness, the voice was full of tenderness and care, could it be that I had a mistress just after I got married!

The spiritual power between my fingers condensed slightly, and I waved my hand to light the red candle again. In the light of the candlelight, a woman with a graceful figure was turning her back to me and carefully inspected my newlywed husband for any damage. The cyan clothes, the sarong is lightly covered, and the see-through gauze is as light as clouds, which can't cover up this beautiful figure at all.

"Demon girl! How dare you hurt Xu Xian!"

The good figure turned around angrily, and shouted sullenly towards me.

The chicken leg in my hand suddenly fell down with a "clack", not because I was afraid of this woman's aura, but because this woman looks...too perfect.

This kind of perfection is totally different from what can be found in this troubled world. The beautiful face, the appearance of bright eyes and white teeth, the graceful figure, the startling glance of this squatting woman makes my heart beat hard stopped for half a beat.

If Zitu's beauty is enchanting and alluring, her beauty is extraordinary and refined, so refined that I, a dragon girl who is not in the six realms, feel a little bit excited.

"Monster, don't get close to Xu Xian!"

Before I had time to savor this beauty, a fourth voice suddenly sounded in the room, this time it seemed to be a man, his voice was rough but extremely magnetic, before the person arrived, the voice came first, I looked at the stunning beauty in front of me, and then Listening to the rough drink in my ear, I suddenly missed that bastard who lied to me.

This chaos, if he is here, I can honestly hide behind him and watch the changes like a good show, but now, I can only leave the wedding banquet behind and deal with the chaos in the bridal chamber honestly.

The so-called praying mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole is behind. I counted and counted, but I didn't know whether I was a mantis or an oriole. Glittering with golden light, this is actually the image of a Buddha who was born with wisdom roots. Compared with the monk, this intoxicating woman in Tsing Yi has a bit of a monstrous aura.

As for Xu Xian, Xu Xian still hasn't woken up after being knocked out by me.

"I don't know which road you two are from." I wiped my greasy hands and stepped forward to ask.

"Jinshan Temple Fahai!" The monk squinted his eyes at me, his golden eyes had already been infused with Buddhism, trying to see my reality.

"Miss, don't change your name if you want to sit or change your surname. My name is Fahai's aunt." The stunning woman whispered like a yellow warbler, her voice was indescribably pleasant, but the words were a little rough.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Fahai's aunt. Today is my big day. I don't know why Fahai's aunt suddenly broke into my bridal chamber. May I ask what Fahai's aunt wants? Could it be Fahai's aunt? If you want to win love with a knife, you can't do it." I asked seriously.

"Enough of you!" The monk obviously has a bad temper, and he couldn't stand my teasing and his veins showed. "You green snake! Don't call me that name!"

"You!" Fahai pointed at me with his Zen stick, "You are not allowed to call her by that name!"

Although the red-faced monk spoke irritablely, his words were faintly calm. Presumably it must be that the Buddhist practice has reached a high level, and the opening of the mouth is like a Buddhist chanting, which has the effect of stabilizing the mind.

"Grandma of Fahai, do you know this monk?" I looked at Fahai, turned my head and asked the stunning woman, leaving the monk with a not-so-good tone aside.

"I know." Fa Hai's aunt nodded, "He wanted to catch me, but he couldn't beat me."

"Then Fahai's aunt, do you know my husband?" I looked at the fainted Xu Xian and asked again.

"He's not your husband!" Fa Hai's aunt reacted a lot more this time, she held Xu Xian's face and said, "I want to marry him, if he doesn't marry me, I will marry him."

"Shameless!" The monk was already furious at the side, and after hearing his aunt's words, he couldn't help but angrily reprimanded him.

"I don't care! He just wants to marry me!" This stunning woman is not a mortal. In the chaos, she is even less ignorant of etiquette than me. She looked at me and the monk without blushing, and said loudly with righteous indignation .

"...I want to take him up the mountain to practice, and I won't allow you to make trouble!" The monk said angrily as he struck the ground with his Zen stick, making a sound of metal clashing.

"Hey, that's enough for the two of you." Seeing the quarreling, the two of them completely treated my "principal room" as air, I immediately interjected - such a good show!How could I not get involved!

The goblin robs the scholar, the scholar is covered by the monk, and the goblin monk is a scholar. This is much more fun than the "Shan Hai Jing" and "Wan Guo Zhi" that Uncle Qilin told me!

"Since Xu Xian has entered my bridal chamber, he is mine. What happens to him in the future is up to me. You two, don't waste your time!" Xu Xian's face said.

"Xu Xian is mine!" Fa Hai's aunt didn't back down at all, she grabbed half of Xu Xian's face and pulled her away.

"It's mine!" I will never show weakness!The index finger and the mouth of Xu Xian in the middle, pulled the other half of Xu Xian's face even harder, and pulled it to my side like a tug-of-war.

"Both of you! Don't hurt him!" Fa Hai stood aside anxiously, looking at Xu Xian, who was being pulled beyond recognition by my aunt, he shouted to stop anxiously and angrily.

"...You guys...don't argue anymore." I suddenly felt a movement of the fingers inserted into my mouth. Xu Xian woke up when the plot was reaching a fever pitch.

"Xu Xian!" Fahai's aunt was the first to react. The woman with a face full of joy twisted Xu Xian's head in front of her face, hugged Xu Xian's head and cried with joy: "You finally woke up!" gone."

I wiped the finger that was stained with Xu Xian's saliva on my body, and then I watched the movement from the sidelines. Xu Xian, who was being hugged by force, even secretly looked at the monk while his chin was on Fa Hai's aunt's shoulder.

The tenderness in those eyes was exactly the same as Xiwo's expression when he looked at me.

On the other hand, the monk lowered his head immediately, and his awkward look was not much different from when I was shy.

My one is good.Am I in trouble.

It was getting brighter, I looked at the faint light coming through the window, and saw the rising sun getting more and more prosperous, and gradually climbed onto the four of us.

"Morning is coming, I have to go." The monk first broke the embarrassing deadlock. After looking at Xu Xian with concern, he turned around and picked up his Zen staff. The moment he turned his back, Fa Hai said to me with a little pleading : "Please treat him better and don't hurt him again."

I didn't mean it!I pouted and nodded my head to express my understanding, and then Fahai jumped down from the window as if relieved, and disappeared after a few ups and downs.

After Xu Xian stretched his muscles and seemed to feel that his whole body was fine, he patted the woman who had been sticking to his arm and said, "Qing'er, it's early morning, you should go."

The woman called Qing'er shook her head vigorously: "If you don't marry me, I won't leave."

"Last night is over. I'm already a family man. It's useless for you to cling to me any longer." Xu Xian persuaded at a loss.

"Family? What's so good about that ugly woman." Qing'er pointed at me, and said disdainfully: "She is not as good-looking as I am, and she eats very ugly. You should divorce her quickly and marry me."

"Since I have married her, I will treat her well for the rest of my life. How can I do such a disgraceful thing as you said." Xu Xian looked at me begging for help, and persuaded again.

I sat in front of the cold meal, and after a night of hustle and bustle, I no longer had the energy to make a rescue. I just stretched out my hands and put on an expression of "I can't do anything" as if watching a good show. This emotional debt can only be repaid by myself, outsiders Where can I put my hand in.

"Okay." Qing'er seemed to have made a decision on her own, and loosened her embraced hands from Xu Xian's arm, "In that case, I will follow that ugly woman, and when she dies, you will marry me. Okay. "

I stared wide-eyed, staring dumbfounded at this stunning woman whose brain circuit was not built according to common sense. I stretched out my hands and waved vigorously at Xu Xian, signaling Xu Xian not to do this.

Xu Xian looked at me with both hands free, and gave me an expression of "I can't do anything", then looked at Qing'er solemnly and said, "This method is very good."

What a fart!What a fart!What a fart!

I have only been in the world for less than a day, and I bumped into a husband, not to mention, and I am about to add a rather awkward and extremely persistent drag bottle for nothing. My love path is not going well!Just such a mess of people surrounded me!Who did I provoke!

Besides, what if this woman whose brain circuit is very different from ordinary people chops me up while I am asleep in order to let me ascend to heaven as soon as possible!

"However, I have one condition—" Xu Xian paused, frowned and thought for a while before saying, "That is, you must love my wife and not do anything to hurt her."

I looked at Qing'er, who nodded obediently, and Xu Xian, who looked at me with a smug face, and said through gritted teeth, "I'm so lucky! I actually found such a considerate husband!"

Xu Xian smiled slightly at me, and said softly: "I think my wife has been arguing all night, and she is also hungry. I will go and prepare breakfast." After finishing speaking, he walked out of the bridal chamber without looking back, leaving me and this The stunning oil bottles looked at each other, the two sides were speechless, and a bird flew past the window.

That's how I married Xu Xian.

When you are married, you have to abide by the rules. Before breakfast, I knocked on sister Xu Xian's door with a cup of tea.

The eldest sister is like a mother. On the first day of marrying into someone else's house, she should serve tea to greet her. Then Xu Xian's elder sister is not a difficult person to get along with. Ever since she got married, she has been very polite to me. A dowry maid who came out just smiled and didn't ask for the bottom line, which saved me a lot of explaining.

I have nothing to do for a few days, and sister Xu Xian and I are quite close. In the morning, I don’t need to get up early every day to serve tea, but in the afternoon, I need to sit together, chat, and report on work—what did Xu Xian eat, how did he sleep? Okay, what vegetables should I buy at home, and what I want to eat recently.

In fact, most of my affection for Sister Xu Xian comes from her habit of letting me order food. I always think that people who can let me eat delicious food are not so bad.

Qing'er, on the other hand, is always sneering at me. Whenever I eat more, she looks at me with disgust and says that I look ugly.

Later, in order to punish her, I went to the best restaurant in Qiantang, Lianxinju, and ordered a table of food out, all of which were her favorite dishes that she inadvertently revealed on weekdays. After eating her, he fed her vegetables, and while she was eating, he took out a bronze mirror from behind with lightning speed and ear-covering, which happened to reflect her eating appearance.

No matter how beautiful a woman is, she won't look good when she drinks too much and eats too much. After she clearly realized that she is also very ugly when eating, she no longer dislikes me, but is kind to me all her life.

I think she also thinks that people who can feed themselves delicious food are not so bad.

I come and go again and again, this day is also leisurely, and I have completely forgotten about the confused encounter in the dragon city above the nine heavens.

It's just that his handsome and indifferent face will appear in front of my eyes from time to time, that expression of indifference to everything is always lingering in the deepest part of my dreams, when I dream back at midnight, I sit in front of the bed , looking at Xu Xian who was soundly asleep, but couldn't help thinking of him.

After I couldn't sleep at night, my desire for delicious food became stronger and stronger, like a tilted balance, one after another, and gradually I was no longer the "sleepy ghost" he said, but turned into a young child "Greedy snake" in the mouth.

I said that I am the same as her, not a human being, with a long, thick body, and winding, she said to me with a happy face, "That's great! So you are also a snake spirit!"

The snake essence is the snake essence, as long as she is happy, I don't care about such trivial details.

On this day, I chatted with sister Xu Xian after lunch as usual, and in the middle of talking nonsense, I even talked about the marriage between Xu Xian and me. His face suddenly became extremely ugly.

"Sister and sister, you and I are a family, and I don't intend to hide it from you. Before we got married, my younger brother was a bit confused."

I thought about Qing'er who was taking a nap, smiled, and replied: "I don't need to say about this sister, I know it very well."

"What!" Sister Xu Xian's face suddenly became panicked, "You know everything?"

I don't know if I mentioned something that shouldn't be mentioned, so I didn't dare to continue, so I just nodded obediently.

"That monk...don't worry, brother and sister. If Xu Xian really proposes to go to the deep mountains to practice with that monk again, I will kick him out of the house again and never let him come back!"

I feel sad, is it possible that Xu Xian is really what I think, who belongs to me, and someone else?

"If Xu Xian wants to practice, it's not a bad thing." After thinking about it, in fact, Xu Xian's presence or absence really has little effect on me, so I pretended to be generous.

"I won't allow it!" Elder sister Xu Xian's voice suddenly became shrill: "In my Xu family, there cannot be such a thing that cannot be tolerated by the world!"

I don't know why, but the excitement of watching a drama at the wedding night suddenly filled my heart again.

In fact, between love and not love, what about race and gender?In Dragon City, it has always been regarded very lightly.

My third elder brother is also married to the Peach Fairy Yutao from the Paradise Garden in Heaven. My third sister, who became a true peach, met my third elder brother at the moon appreciation event. They hit it off and became married. .

Even I was close to marrying the Lord of the Demonic Way. God knows what Xiwo's original body was and what his previous gender was.

Love is love, and how much are those conditions that are rigidly placed on love.

If you do not treat the most holy thing in the world with a sincere heart, it is not true love, but an illusion under the accumulation of conditions.

That's why I care so much about Xiwo using me. If love becomes impure, then don't mind it.

"If Xu Xian really has someone in mind, and if the two of them treat each other sincerely, how can they be together?" I asked sister Xu Xian puzzled.

"Sincerity!? How can sincerity win the eyes of the world! How can sincerity be stronger than sins that are not tolerated by heaven!" After being married for so long, this is the first time I have seen sister Xu Xian's always kind face distorted to such an extent Suddenly, the person who spoke to me seemed to be a ghost executed in the [-]th floor of hell, and the gloomy face was gnashing his teeth, which was not human.

"I will never tolerate this!" Sister Xu Xian's words were strong, and she didn't allow me to make further arguments.

"Then you would rather Xu Xian marry a monster than have a relationship with the same kind?" I was also a little annoyed, and asked, slapping the table.

"Even if you marry a beast, even if you marry a beast, it's ten thousand times better than being in love with the same kind!"

Hearing these unscrupulous and stern words, I suddenly felt a chill in my heart. This seemingly beautiful world of mortals is so cruel, and there is such ignorance and anger hidden under the whitewashing of peace!

Since when did loving someone become an original sin?

The author has something to say: be gentle with the knife, care about the sword, and the sharp edge is as soft as silk.